The name of the Three Donkey Gang is called "Donkey Temple", and its true face is only known to the four major forces and a very small number of people.

I stood in front of the donkey temple and watched the people coming and going in the temple, all of whom came to the donkey temple to offer incense and ask for blessings, to put it bluntly, they were all willing to come and be deceived. Although I am famous in Jinyang County, there are not many people who have seen me, and even fewer people know that I am Li Qian. So when they passed me, no one stopped and pointed at me and yelled my name.

But I would have liked someone to do that, because it would have been easy to lure the people out of the temple so that I could carry out my first plan, which was to meet the real people of the donkey. It is much more credible to let others say that I am Li Yi than to say it myself.

I mingled with the crowd of people who had come to burn incense and make vows, and went with them into the temple of the donkey. I noticed that there is a special place in the temple to receive pilgrims, and presumably there are many people who can go there to enjoy special treatment and throw money at this donkey temple.

As I walked there slowly, someone immediately stopped me and said, "This pilgrim, we only receive big pilgrims here," and he pointed in the opposite direction to me, "Ordinary pilgrims, please go over there." ”

I pretended to be arrogant, raised my head, and said to him, "I am not an ordinary pilgrim! I have come to find a real person from the donkey, take me to meet him!"

The man put on a hanging look, "There are more people who come to us every day to watch the Lord, which onion are you?"

I kicked him to the ground directly, stepped on his chest, and pointed at myself, "Blind you! I am Li Qian, the leader of the Tianxu Gang, which onion do you think I am?"

When the man heard my name, he was first shocked, and then said with a little emptiness: "You said that you are Li Qian, are you? I also said that I am the real person of the donkey!"

"Presumptuous!" a shrill voice came, "You are a real person from the donkey, so who am I?"

The hostess's eyes widened in panic, and he hurriedly pulled himself out from under my feet, knelt down to the man who spoke, and then kowtowed and begged for mercy: "The Lord is angry!

"Humph!" the man flicked his sleeve, "Get off!"

"Thank you, Lord!"

After he said this, he retreated as if he was running away, and the man before turned to me, put his palm on his chest and saluted me, and said quite politely: "Gang Master Li is coming, but Poor Dao failed to meet him in time, causing Gang Leader Li to be neglected, and Poor Dao is ashamed. ”

I raised my eyebrows, "You're a real donkey?"

"Exactly. ”

No wonder these three donkey gangs can deceive so many people, the one in front of me not only seems to be indisputable in words, but even has a hint of a sense of superiority in his gestures. If it weren't for the fact that he wasn't a good bird, and his standard shrill voice, I guess I would have been blinded by him.

I smirked at him, "Haha, what's the matter, it's my fault, I didn't notice in advance, and it's normal that he didn't recognize me." ”

"Hehe, I don't know what happened when Gang Master Li came?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I heard that you are a master of the Tao who is beyond the world, so I wanted to get acquainted. ”

He bent down and made a gesture of "please", "In that case, wouldn't it be beautiful to ask Gang Master Li to move to the teahouse on the poor road, and you and I can drink tea and talk freely?"

We arrived at this old tea room, and after each of us took our seats, we chatted casually for a few days. About half an hour later, there was a commotion outside, and I vaguely heard someone shouting, "I must see the Lord" and something like that, and then a few people broke into the teahouse, and the receptionist ran in with him, and said to Lao Dao with some embarrassment: "Lord, they have to see you, but I can't stop them." ”

The donkey stroked his beard and waved his hand to the hostess, "Well, you should step back first." ”

After the receptionist retreated, Tian Donkey Zhenren turned his gaze to the few people who broke in, and asked, "How many people came to find the poor road, is there something wrong?"

Several people hurriedly knelt down. One of them said, "Help, Lord!

Tian Donkey Zhenren made a difficult appearance, "Poor Dao has the heart to solve problems for the blessed lord, but Poor Dao has made a wish and will no longer meddle in things outside the world." You might as well go to the temple and add some incense to the donkey god, and the donkey god will definitely protect the blessed lord and help the blessed lord through this difficult time. ”

The people panicked, kowtowed, and said, "Lord, please help us! If we continue like this, our whole family will die!"

I said on the side: "Lord, you better go and help them! In this situation, only you can help them! If you don't save them when you see death, that's a big taboo in Taoism! Besides, subduing demons and eliminating demons is not a thing outside the world, is it?"

The Heavenly Donkey Daoist was a little embarrassed, I could see that he was trying to find a way to refuse, but my words had forced him to the point where he had to go, and finally he could only sigh helplessly, and said to the few people kneeling on the ground: "Okay, Poor Dao will help you this time, blessed masters, tell me about the situation!"

The man who spoke before hurriedly kowtowed and said, "Thank you, Lord! Here's the thing, half a month ago, the people in the house found that my father's head had been cut off. We thought he had been killed, so we reported it to the authorities. After the government checked, there was no clue, and the matter was put on hold. But since the other day, we can always hear the sound of women crying in the middle of the night, and at night people's heads will be cut off for no reason. Last night, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the hut, and I saw a woman in red clothes floating in the air in the yard! I was frightened, and the woman was smiling so eerily that she was about to come and arrest me, and I ran, and she chased after me, and she did not stop until I was out of the yard. I stayed outside the house all night and waited until dawn to go home. Ask the Lord to help us and bring this female ghost down!"

Tian Donkey Zhenren nodded, "Blessed Lord rest assured, this kind of thing can be easily solved as long as the poor road makes a move." He said to me again: "Gang Master Li, Poor Dao has something to do today, you and I will talk about it another day." ”

I laughed, "Haha, why don't we go together! I'm so big, I haven't seen a ghost yet! This time the viewer went to catch a ghost, and I just happened to go and see it!"

"Gang Master Li, please take care of yourself. ”

The donkey real person cleaned up and walked out with us. When they arrived at the gate of the Donkey Temple, someone suddenly shouted: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! ”

The Heavenly Donkey Zhenren frowned and looked at the man, and asked, "What do you have to do?"

The man made a Taoist salute to the real person of the donkey, and said: "Poor Taoist seekers, I heard that the real people of the donkey are superb, and I have come here to learn Taoism with him." ”

"Unfortunately," Tian Donkey Zhenren pursed his mouth, "Poor Dao has something to do now, and I don't have time to discuss with you." ”

"Haha, it turns out that Daoyou is a real person from Tiandonkey, it doesn't matter, poor Dao can wait. ”

"Lord, aren't you going to catch the ghost? I don't think you two should go together and catch the ghost to win. ”

Catechumen smiled slightly, "That's a good idea." ”

The donkey gave me a blank look, and I guess I will be the person he hates the most in the future. He sighed helplessly, "Alas, let's go." ”