Chapter 39 The big black bear tells the Bodhisattva: Tang Seng drinks wine and eats meat to kill
"Hehe, Bodhisattva, how can that?"
"Bodhisattva, you let the master save my grandson's life, my grandson is a person who knows how to repay his kindness, how can he not listen to the Bodhisattva?"
Sun Wukong accepted the Ruyi golden hoop stick in a daze, but his eyes glared at the big black bear fiercely.
Da Lao Hei, you remember to my grandson: if you dare to talk nonsense, my grandson must have picked your skin.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, the disciple is polite. ”
Tang San hurriedly got down from Sun Wukong's back and saluted her seriously.
"Holy monk, why are you coming along?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little surprised, he thought that Sun Wukong was the only one chasing and killing the big black bear, but he didn't expect Sun Wukong to carry Tang San on his back.
"Amitabha, Bodhisattva, this big black bear is so hateful that he stole the robe you gave me, and then arrested me, and forced me to eat meat. He also wants to eat my flesh, he wants to live forever. ”
"I don't know where this cruel guy heard the trick of saying that the flesh and blood of the living are the most replenished. He deliberately poured me into wine, trying to get me drunk, and then take my flesh and blood. ”
"Luckily, Goku chased after me and saved me. can ask the big black bear for the robe, but he doesn't give it, and Wukong fights with him in a fit of anger. ”
"He couldn't beat Wukong, so he hurriedly ran here, Wukong was afraid that if he left me there, something would happen to me, so he chased me behind his back. ”
Tang San clasped his hands together, and his whole person was as serious as a Buddha statue in a temple.
Big black bear, don't you talk nonsense?
I'll give you a rake first, the real and the fake are in it, see what you do, right?
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, it's not like this, this stinky monk lies to him. ”
The big black bear muttered, a pair of big eyes like copper bells, and even more wide, glaring at Tang San fiercely.
Damn stinky monk, how can you just open your mouth to tell a lie?
It's obviously not like this, but why is it so true that it comes out of your mouth?
If I hadn't experienced it myself, I would have believed the situation just now.
No, I can't let you continue.
Otherwise, Guanyin Bodhisattva blamed me for deceiving her, and she had to kill me.
"Isn't that so? Tell me, what the hell is going on?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned without a trace when the big black bear spoke.
This action was very subtle, but it was seen by Tang San, who had always been careful and observant.
Okay, Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't seem to like this big black bear very much, so it's easy to do.
Now, with my three-inch incorruptible tongue, I am even more confident to convince Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Bodhisattva, that's right. ”
"This stinky monk, he hit my Black Wind Mountain, saying that eating his meat can lead to immortality, and let me come out to eat his meat. ”
So I came out, and took him in, and prepared for the little ones to wash him and cook him. ”
The big black bear said in a hurry, perhaps nervously or too quickly.
His words were still a little muttered, and many of them were slurred.
In addition, there is a bit of dialect in his words, and many words are really unclear.
Guanyin Bodhisattva only listened to a few words, and couldn't help frowning again.
Tang San smiled secretly in his heart, this big black bear should really learn Mandarin hard.
Without culture, it really kills people.
"Big black bear, don't say any more, what are you talking about?"
"It's like eating taro in your mouth, swallowing and spitting, who can hear what you say?"
"Do you still want Guanyin Bodhisattva to take the time to guess what you said? Guanyin Bodhisattva has so many things, how can he waste time with you here?"
Tang San snorted coldly and stopped the big black bear from continuing.
It's a hard fight against him.
The big black bear was so choked that he couldn't say a word.
Tang San took the opportunity to laugh and said: "Big Black Bear, you are really funny, you said that I came to your door by myself, saying that my meat can live forever after eating, and let you come out to eat my meat? Am I crazy? Or am I stupid? But anyone with a little brain knows that you are lying." ”
The big black bear opened its mouth, just about to speak.
Tang San raised his hand and stopped him.
"Don't say it, it's all quibbling if you say it, and it's a waste of the Bodhisattva's time. ”
After Tang San finished speaking coldly, he immediately said to Guanyin Bodhisattva very seriously: "Bodhisattva, you heard it, this big black bear has admitted it himself. For the sake of immortality, he wants to kill me and eat my flesh. ”
"He also said that if he wants to enter my Buddhism, how can my Buddhism accept such scum?"
This was so serious that the big black bear immediately became anxious, grabbed the conversation and said, "Bodhisattva, it's not like this, you must not listen to his nonsense." ”
"Bodhisattva, listen to me, this stinky monk, he is the scum of Buddhism. ”
"Not only did he eat the flesh of those little demons under me, but he also drank wine, not only did he drink it, but Sun Wukong also drank it, and he was also drunk. ”
"Both of them are scum of Buddhism, and when I discovered this secret, they wanted to kill the bear. ”
"Bodhisattva, you must be the master of my big old black, I am big old black with all my heart to the Buddha, and sincerely join the Buddha. ”
"Bodhisattva, when you went to the Guanyin Monastery to give a lecture before, I also went to listen to it. ”
"You said it so well, I liked it very much, and at that time I had the idea of joining Buddhism, but I never found the opportunity. ”
"I intersected with the old monk of Guanyin Monastery, and I wanted him to introduce me to the same way, so that I could join the Buddhism. ”
"I have been looking forward to the Bodhisattva that you can go to the Guanyin Monastery to give lectures again, so that I can take the opportunity to worship the Bodhisattva. ”
The big black bear muttered, this time finally making it clear.
Tang Seng, you demon monk, Sun Wukong, you stinky monkey.
This time, I made things clear, see if you are not dead?
Tang San's heart couldn't help but get anxious.
This big black bear is quite powerful, I really can't see it, the appearance is so thick, but the heart is so thin, I actually know the relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
No, we can't let the big black bear talk about it anymore.
Otherwise, Guanyin Bodhisattva would definitely not deal with him with the old feelings.
Maybe if Wukong and I eat meat again, he will say it a few times, and the Bodhisattva will believe it.
Tang San hurriedly said: "Bodhisattva, slander, all this is the slander of the big black bear. ”
"You know the disciple, the disciple has been devoted to the Buddha since he was a child, let alone killing, even if he sees ants while walking, he will let it go. ”
"From Datang to here, no matter how hungry I am, I have never eaten a little meat. ”
"The disciple is really wronged, the disciple has worked hard all the way in order to learn the scriptures, and he has no complaints when he dies. ”
"Bodhisattva, the disciple is sincere to the Buddha, and has never spoken a word, let alone harmed anyone. ”
"But I didn't expect that this big black bear would lose his conscience and talk nonsense, so he wronged his disciples.
"Bodhisattva, you cut the disciple's belly, the disciple is willing to die to prove his innocence, so that everyone in the world can see if there is wine and meat in the disciple's stomach?"
Tang San's righteousness was awe-inspiring, and his eyes looked at the big black bear coldly.
Big black, I'll make a bet with you this time.
Let's see if Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to believe in you, or believe me?