Chapter Fifty-Three: My Foodie Point, I Can't Run
The next day, as soon as Tang San woke up in the morning, he heard that the entire Batu Cave was bustling.
The little demons are all very happy, and it can be seen that they are really happy.
Not only did the king come back, but he could immediately eat Tang monk meat and live forever.
Who wouldn't be happy about that?
Some little demons have sharp eyes, and they have seen a Taoist walking on the hillside not far away, holding a glass plate with two elixirs in the plate, and walking forward.
The little demon recognized this Taoist, and this Taoist was the demon who sat there chatting with the big black bear yesterday.
The little demon hurriedly went in and reported to the big black bear: "Report to the king, Ling Xuzi Immortal is here." ”
When the big black bear heard this, he smiled and said, "Okay, good, little ones, come with me to greet them." ”
With a wave of his hand, the big black bear went out with the demons.
In the blink of an eye, he arrived at the door of the Batu Cave and just met Ling Xuzi.
The big black bear smiled: "Ling Xu, with Lao Xian to take care of it, I will be able to shine brightly." ”
Ling Xuzi smiled and said, "Brother Dao is polite, we have all made an appointment, how can I not come." There are two elixirs here, which I just obtained, and today I take advantage of this Buddha clothes to dedicate to Brother Dao, I hope that Brother Dao can accept it, and I wish Brother Dao a long life. ”
The big black bear laughed, pointed at the value-added void and said, "Ling Xu, your mouth is really spiritual." ”
"Let me tell you, today I have not only a robe baby, but also a treasure that can live forever. ”
"You have come today, you have a good mouth, just enough to share it with me, let us live forever together. ”
Ling Xuzi's eyes suddenly bloomed with colorful light, the four words of immortality were too tempting.
He hurriedly took the hand of the big black bear and said, "Brother Dao, what kind of treasure are you talking about?
The treasures that can make people immortal are ginseng fruit, crickets, and the elixir of the old man .......
Could it be that Big Black got one of them?
The big black bear smiled: "Brother Dao, this is not the place to talk, go, go, go in, let's drink wine and eat meat, and chat." ”
Ling Xuzi wanted to say more, but his hand was pulled up by the big black bear.
Just pulled him and walked into the Batu Caves.
Ling Xuzi's mind was still on immortality, and he didn't have any thoughts about alcohol.
Looking at him like this, how could the big black bear not know his thoughts?
The big black bear raised his hand with a smile, pointed at Tang Seng and said, "Ling Xu, what do you think it is?"
Ling Xuzi looked at Tang San's fingers and saw Tang San tied up, so he asked puzzledly, "Brother Dao, what do you mean by this? This is just a monk, what does it have to do with what you said about immortality?"
The big black bear laughed and said proudly: "Ling Xu, take a closer look, is there anything different about this monk?"
Ling Xuzi couldn't help but feel strange, quickly stood up, and walked quickly to Tang San's side.
looked around Tang San, and after quickly watching it a few times, he didn't find anything abnormal.
"Brother Dao, is this any different? ”
Ling Xuzi asked the big black bear a little anxiously.
The big black bear laughed, pointed at Tang Seng and said, "Ling Xu, this is what I said to you about eating Tang Seng meat that can live forever." ”
"What? This monk's meat can live forever after eating?"
Ling Xuzi had obviously not heard of this.
The big black bear nodded and said, "Ling Xu, have you heard that the Buddha found a monk and asked him to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?"
Ling Xuzi nodded and said, "A few days ago, I did hear this rumor. ”
The big black bear said: "That monk is the good man Tang Seng of the tenth generation, and if you eat his meat, you can live forever." ”
Ling Xuzi pointed at Tang Seng and said in surprise: "Brother Dao, could it be that this monk is the good man of the tenth generation, and the person who the Buddha is looking for to learn the scriptures?"
The big black bear laughed: "Ling Xu, you're right, he is." ”
"Come, Ling Xu, let's drink wine and eat meat first, and when we are half-full, we will eat Tang monk meat together. ”
When Ling Xuan heard this, his eyes immediately lit up.
"Okay, okay, Brother Dao, you are so courageous. ”
"Come, Brother Dao, these two elixirs are for you, I wish you a long life. ”
Ling Xuan was unusually excited.
Great, it's really good.
I didn't expect to have such good luck today.
I was able to eat immortal meat.
Presumably this meat will be very delicious.
The more Ling Xuan thought about it, the more excited he became, and when he was drinking and eating meat, a pair of eyes kept looking at Tang San.
In that way, it seems that Tang Seng is already the meat in his mouth, and he is already preparing for his immortality.
"Come, little ones, take Tang Seng to the back to wash it, and then cook him for me, and we will eat immortal meat together later." ”
The big black bear waved his hand very proudly.
Many little demons picked Tang San up and went to the back.
At the back of this entrance, the door shut.
A smug smile appeared on Tang San's face.
Okay, okay, it's time for me to perform.
Tang San's eyes shone brightly and swept over these little demons behind him.
It's all my foodie's point.
One, two, three......
Don't even think you can run.
Tang San smiled smugly, his hands breaking away.
The true yuan borrowed from the old man in his body suddenly came out.
In an instant, these little demons were slaughtered.
He kept peeling off the skins of these little demons in the back, and then disemboweling them and digging them up.
Then he turned himself into a little demon, and piled up the flesh of the little demons he killed into a fake Tang monk.
Then, he conjured up a few little demons and carried out the fake Tang Seng made of the little demon's meat.
Soon, the fake Tang Seng was lowered to the cauldron that was placed in the cave.
It began to boil.
Ling Xuan saw that Tang Seng's meat had already been put into the pot, his eyes lit up even more, and even saliva flowed down.
Good, good, good, finally there is something to eat.
Tang San was happy, his eyes swept over these demons.
You, you, are all my foodies, and you can't run away.
This time, I was able to eat a lot of demons again, and I was able to get a lot of foodie points.
"Come, Ling Xu, let's have a good drink, don't get drunk and don't return. ”
When the big black bear saw Ling Xu's appearance, he raised his glass and him.
Soon, Ling Xuan was already nine points drunk.
But he still couldn't stand the big black bear constantly pouring him wine.
He was also very happy, thinking that he could eat Tang monk's meat and be able to live forever.
And he was even more pleased.
Another half hour later.
Ling Xuan was drunk and lay on the table.
Those little demons outside are also drunk one by one.。。
Only the big black bear was still sitting there, and the cold light in his eyes kept flashing.
Look at the drunken monsters.