Chapter 81: The Ox Lights the Lamp
Zhang Ya smiled awkwardly at the middle-aged Taoist and said: "Don't be surprised, don't be surprised, this fool has no other skills, he is the best at bragging, blowing every day, not blowing for a day, and he is uncomfortable...... It's a natural skill......"
The middle-aged Taoist didn't believe Lao Niu's words.
What kind of blessed land is this Kunlun Mountain Jade Void Palace, except for Zixiao Palace, where in the fairy world dare to say that there are more spiritual treasures than here?
Even the Eight Views Palace and Biyou Palace didn't dare to say this.
Not to mention the barren Western Spirit Mountain, if there were three percent treasure light here, the two leaders of the Western Sect would have woken up from their dreams with a smile.
Therefore, the middle-aged Taoist looked at Lao Niu and his master with disdain, and sneered: "At the beginning of Hongmeng, Dao Ancestor talked about the Yellow Court;
The old cow suddenly stopped: "Your uncle is so unreasonable, who do you say is a savage?"
The middle-aged Taoist shook his head and said, "I am talking about the person who wears hair and horns, and the generation of eggs and humidification." ”
Lao Niu was in a hurry, although he had no culture, he also knew that the fur and horns were talking about himself.
"Isn't the deer boy sitting under your ass also wearing fur and horns?"
"Hehehe, so this beast only deserves to be a mount, not as noisy as you!"
The middle-aged Taoist and Lao Niu became more and more noisy, and Zhang Ya's face was not good.
Although he had already cut off the cause and effect with the Golden Crow clan with the will of the Heavenly Dao.
But his body was indeed oviparous.
What a big egg!
That old miscellaneous hair is really good at firing map cannons!
Zhang Ya slapped the old cow's buttocks, and the latter understood, and immediately stepped forward to push the man with his horns.
But the man was not afraid at all, but just took a little hand and turned into a scorching flame.
The old cow screamed and fled back, and even the forehead in the middle of the horns was bald, and all the cow's hair was burned away by the high temperature, and it seemed that it was about to leave a scar.
The poor old cow has not tasted the clouds and rain so far, and the mother is single, but he has broken his appearance in vain.
Before, Zhang Yadaoren said that he bragged every day, but he was really wronged!
The old cow wanted to blow, but he really didn't blow it.
However, even if he suffered the disaster of breaking the appearance, Lao Niu also knew the power of that person, and hurriedly said to Zhang Ya: "Engong, this person is weird, we still don't know him in general!"
Zhang Yadaoren frowned, feeling that things were not simple.
He pinched his fingers and found the heel of the person in front of him from the system.
It turned out that this Dao person was neither a natural immortal human body that had ascended from the Nether Realm, nor was it a spirit in this realm who had been transformed into a Dao, but had another origin.
In ancient times, there was the Great Tribulation of the Eternal Night, and at this time there was a heavenly fire that burned for 100,000 years.
This person is a wick left after the fire burned out that day.
Later, he was found by the Western Zen Master Wu Du from the side of Zixiao Palace, and placed it in Lingshan to give birth to Lingzhi and cultivate into an immortal body.
But the strange thing is that this time he came to Kunlun Mountain to participate in the card meeting, but not as a Western Sect, but as a Taoist.
If you think about it, there must be something greasy in it.
Zhang Yadaoren smiled coldly and said to the old cow: "You foolish cow, after you have four feet in the sky, I will use your cowhide to make a noodle drum for my son to play with, and now I have been burned by this old miscellaneous hair by an inch, how can I just forget it." ”
As he spoke, Zhang Ya patted Lao Niu's ass and motioned for him to go up and top him again.
Lao Niu just didn't want to cause trouble to Engong, and he himself had a bullish temper, so when he heard Engong's order, he immediately raised his hooves to attack again.
"Hmph, a beast is a beast!"
The man snorted coldly, and took out a handful of jet-black rosary beads from his arms, which were transformed by the charcoal slag of the heavenly fire, a total of one hundred and eight beads.
The Taoist sacrificed the rosary, and a raging flame ignited on it, and hit the old cow.
Seeing that the old cow was about to turn into a charcoal-roasted old cow in an instant, suddenly a turbulent current of water washed towards the rosary, sweeping them down into the clouds.
"My rosary!"
The Western Sect was already poor, and he couldn't give that person many treasures, and at this time, the one hundred and eight rosaries that he had finally refined would not be guaranteed.
Where did the Taoist still have the heart to fight the bull, and hurriedly commanded the sika deer to turn around, wanting to find his magic weapon.
Seeing the opportunity, the old cow accelerated, put his head on the Taoist's buttocks, pushed him off his mount, and fell into the clouds.
The sika deer took a deep look at Zhang Ya and the old cow, sighed secretly, and descended the clouds to seek the Taoist.
"Cool!"
The old cow snorted in his nose and was so happy.
And Zhang Ya also put away the bamboo tube water gun in his hand.
"Hmph, this old miscellaneous hair is really not cleaned up!" Zhang Ya raised his head and rode the old cow up the mountain.
If it's just a treasure bombardment, he, Zhang Ya Daojun, is not weaker than others in his life!
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Besides, the middle-aged Taoist finally found all his magic weapons, but when he sat on the sika deer, his buttocks hurt, as long as he turned over and came down, he grinned his teeth.
The plagued beast was so ruthless, and the horns were too accurate.
He roared hysterically in a low voice: "Three thousand years to the east of the river, three thousand years to the west of the river, don't bully the Bodhisattva to be poor!"
You wait, wait for me to teach the West to come and take away the luck of the flood and famine, and I must reduce you all to mounts and rations one by one when I light the lamp!"
If Lao Niu heard this, he would definitely say with tears in his eyes: I am thinking, I am also treated like this now!
It's a pity that the old cow can't hear it, all he can hear is the sika deer under the Taoist's buttocks.
Of course, Randen has not forgotten his mission, and he must be patient at this time.
For the sake of the great cause of Western Christianity, in order to stir up the relationship between the three turbidities and muddy the waters, in order to plunder the luck of the past ancient Buddha of Western Religion, this humiliation, I lit the lamp and endured it today!
Thinking like this, he pouted his buttocks, led the sika deer, and limped towards the Jade Void Palace.
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Thanks to the Shaoyang Demon Emperor for rewarding 1000 starting coins
Thanks to the labor service who loves to laugh and give a reward of 100 coins