The legend of the 433rd dominatrix
"Who the hell are you?"
Jiaoke changed from his previous weakness to a little stronger.
Meng Fei asked the demon quietly with a little weakness, "Heh, are women so sensitive? It's terrible." ”
At this time, the demon was only the size of a palm, and was taken by Meng Feiyin as a pet.
Hearing this, his cheeks puffed out, with an angry expression, "I'm not a woman, can you ask me?"
"You are more knowledgeable than me, I don't ask you, which one to ask?" Meng Fei said innocently as he looked at the sky with his eyes.
"Phew, ask the woman in front of you, who is waiting for you to reply, if you don't want to be kicked off the boat, say it quickly!"
"Hmph! How could Miss Song, such a gentle and virtuous woman, do such a cruel thing?"
"Haha...... The woman is ruthless, three points more ruthless than the poisonous snake, if you don't believe it, just wait and see how she cleans you up. ”
As soon as the demon's words were finished, he heard Meng Fei scream with "ouch", and then "poof", and he had already fallen into the water.
The demon stayed firmly on his shoulder, and sighed wistfully: "Alas...... Look, this is what will happen to you, and I don't have to think about it to know that you won't end well. ”
"Poof...... I really kicked it, I thought she would at least be reluctant and hesitate. ”
If it weren't for the sake of checking his status in Jiaoke's mind, why would he ignore her question just now?
Well, now he knows, in the eyes of the other party, he is not a fart, he is a character who can kick away at any time.
"Demon, am I not handsome enough?"
"Of course not, in my life, I have seen all kinds of beautiful men, and you are definitely one of the top goods. ”
"Phew, you're the goods. Meng Fei squirted a mouthful of seawater because of the demon, and then said suspiciously: "Am I not gentle and considerate enough?"
He cooks three meals a day and learns to cook food by himself, just to ask her for a compliment and get a positive answer.
From time to time, he also finds various reasons to give all kinds of exquisite gifts, what three days of acquaintance, good weather, a good dream, happy mood, etc., what kind of strange reasons he used, but King Xiang was interested in the goddess ruthlessly, all of them were ruthlessly rejected.
You must know that those gifts are unique in many worlds, and they are only produced in his Yunmeng Realm, which he has spent tens of thousands of years and accumulated little by little.
There is a sweet dream wine, and drinking it makes people flutter like immortals, like fairy people.
There are dream flowers that make people feel good, and from now on say goodbye to the invasion of nightmares.
There is a shiny dreamstone, which flashes and exudes a magnificent light, in addition to making jewelry to wear, it can also have the ability to increase cultivation.
is such a good thing, but unfortunately it can't be favored by Jiaoke, and she is mercilessly rejected.
In her words, they were just familiar strangers, unworthy and undeserved.
Alas...... He had done so much, and yet, that's how she reciprocated him, kicking him into the sea.
Because he liked her and was afraid of hurting her, he didn't use his spiritual power to resist, otherwise, according to the ability of the lord of his realm, a hundred more coquettish guests would not want to shake him.
Mo Ke didn't have so many twists and turns, and summarized directly to the point, "How useless are you, the key is that you have to be the dish that the other party wants." Obviously, that woman doesn't have the slightest idea of a lavish meal like yours right now. ”
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"Fart!" Meng Feiyin slapped the seawater, "That woman is an emotionless stone, a sincere mistake, why am I so miserable, the first time I gave such a woman!"
"Ah~~~ I'm so unwilling!!"
"Don't scream!" the demon couldn't stand it and gave him a burst, "What's so good about women, narrow-minded and small-bellied, it's annoying to see it, and it's better to like a dominatrix than to like a woman." ”
Meng Fei spurted out from a mouthful of old blood, "Poof...... Dominatrix? Can you think of a comparison?"
Then he asked, "You also know the dominatrix?"
The demon glanced at him, "Hmph, if you only have an inheritance, you are not allowed to have it?"
He, like Meng Feiyin, is also the master of the First Realm, although he has never planned to go back to the Demon Realm since he hit the Demon Realm, that place is too gloomy and dark, in comparison, the formation he was sealed before is more comfortable than the Demon Realm.
In ancient legends, the dominatrix was a very peculiar race, they were tall and mighty, extremely ugly, and a country of their own.
There are only women in the country, and there are no men, and men are nothing more than tools for them to reproduce.
They are the legends of all women, all of them are extremely ugly, but they are so charming that they have attracted countless monks to bend their waists.
No one can tell where their charm is, but any man they see, no matter how high or low their cultivation is, can't escape their control.
Such a woman once made the monk both frightened and curious. For demons, it is very yearning.
First of all, he is the only demon in this world, and there is no other clan of the same clan who can marry him.
Secondly, his height, as strong as a mountain, is not something that ordinary women can bear, and there is nothing else in this world that can match it, except for the dominatrix.
Finally, and most importantly, he really wanted to experience what it was like to fall in love with someone himself, and so far, he couldn't feel this way for anyone, so the dominatrix was a redemption for him.
It's a pity that the world doesn't know where the dominatrix lives, and they may have disappeared into the long river of history.
The two of them muttered like this, but they didn't plan to get on the petite ship again.
(The main thing is that there is no face to go back, this woman...... If you go back, you will have to be asked about your origins, and this is something they taboo, there is no reason, there is no reason, the less people know, the better. )
"Hey~~~ two big brothers, is it cool to soak in the water? ”
Wu Shixun stepped on the side of the boat with one foot, digging his nostrils with one hand, and greeted the two.
The so-called enemy of the enemy is the friend.
Now the two of them have a falling out with the ship, but it's not his gang.
A man with a tendon brain thinks things so simply, without any twists.
"Well, if that's the case, then bother. ”
Meng Fei slapped his hand and kicked his foot, and immediately jumped straight onto the board. In terms of this cultivation, he was even stronger than all of them before.
Wu Shixun's body seemed to be frozen, and he stood there for a long time unable to move.
"Hey, this big brother, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Mengfeiin, this is my pet - Little Devil, please take care of me in the future. ”
"Hiss~Hoho~~"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sharp pain in his shoulder, but the demon was not satisfied with his introduction and pinched him hard.