Just do it, since Aaron had this idea, he didn't read the book, and he didn't soak the girl, and he was looking for a target all day long------ scolding scene. Whenever he found that the classmates in the next class were scolding, Ah Long was extremely excited, as if he had discovered a new continent, and rushed out with a notebook. He carefully recorded the essence of the scolder's words for study.

Later, when he remembered more, Aaron found that the swearing words in the school were too elegant and rustic, and he began to seek some inspiration in society.

In this way, Aaron abandoned the fine tradition of hooking up with girls after school, and carried a small schoolbag to look at others like cross-eyes every day. Since Ah Long was just a child, the adults looked strange when they saw Ah Long, and they only thought it was stunted, and they didn't take it to heart.

Ah Long hid in the crowd of onlookers and scolded the street, and tried to write down the essence of the shrew's scolding words, while remembering, he also said thoughtfully: "This sentence is very good." ”

Sure enough, God rewards hard work, and through his unremitting efforts, Aaron finally scored 10 points in the final exam. But there is a discovery that is bigger than a fraction, which Aaron called unprecedented.

I was looking forward to this, and said, what did you find?

Aaron explained with a sense of humor: "After studying the foul language of street people day after day, year after year, I finally discovered a huge secret. ”

Ah Long seemed extremely calm and confident when he said this, and it seemed that the temperament of people who like to use their brains was a little different.

"It turns out that the purpose of scolding is to make others angry, and once others get angry and annoyed, the purpose of the scolder is achieved. Aaron explained proudly.

I thought to myself, isn't scolding just to be angry with others, is it still for others to be happy? Then I went on to ask what guidance this would have for how to overcome those who scolded you in public.

"It's simple, I'm not angry. ”

"But being scolded by others, except for saints like Confucius, it is estimated that few people will not be angry, even if they are not angry for a while, they are always unhappy in their hearts, and there is always a time when they can't help but scold back. And if you don't scold back, others will think that you are cowardly, and they will look down on you, and they will stand on the other party's side, won't you lose face. ”

"Hehe, that's what I'm researching for, I've found the trick to breaking through this technical hurdle. ”

"What's the trick to blindfold your ears?"

Aaron did not say it on the spot, but took me to the scene to verify it, saying that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth.

Aaron and I quickly found the target, there were two female parents scolding the street at the school gate, and the situation was almost out of control, no matter how much the teachers around me tried to persuade them, it was useless.

"Look at me. ”

Ah Long squeezed into the crowd with confidence, and joined the other party with a cross, while the parents on the opposite side were not happy, where did Chen bite Jin.

Just when the parents were still in the dark, Ah Long opened his mouth and scolded the other parent. The other party's parents were still angry, and when they saw Ah Long stabbing out of the stab, they couldn't help but scold themselves, and they were still a little kid, how could they bear it, and in anger, they scolded Ah Long at the break.

At first, Ah Long used the top ten classic quotations he had accumulated to fight back with two sentences, but then he kept silent, just looked at each other with a smile, his eyes full of disdain and confidence.

The parent saw that Ah Long was silent and scolded, and was quite puzzled, maybe Ah Long was a child, and he was frightened by himself, so he simply stopped talking.

I thought to myself, which play is Ah Long playing? Could it be that his so-called trick is to face saliva with a smile, and let your words be vicious, I will not move? This seems to be quite in line with Taoist philosophy, could it be that Ah Long has nothing to do and secretly studied the Tao Te Ching.

Just as the surrounding atmosphere fell into a dead silence, Ah Long suddenly burst into a sentence: "You are a pig." ”

At this time, the patriarch was furious and scolded Ah Long for a while, but Ah Long still smiled, his face did not change, and his eyes were confident.

I said in my heart, which evil martial arts this Ah Long practiced, he was not moved at all by the saliva on his face, which is very inconsistent with his character of not speculating in two sentences on weekdays.

The parent was tired of scolding, and the people around him also advised him not to be like a child, and just when everyone thought that this matter was over, Ah Long burst out again: "You are a rotten ass." ”

Now the parents couldn't help it at all, it was like a volcano erupting, their mouths were full of spittle, the so-called dirty words were not afraid of the deep alleys, and the people on the whole street were attracted to come, and all of a sudden, the school gate was crowded with people, and the roads were blocked.

To this end, the school dispatched a large number of personnel to maintain traffic order at the school gate.

The parent scolded Ah Long for another half an hour, Ah Long didn't say a word, the parent was so tired and out of breath that he sat down on the ground.

I said in my heart, I know, it turns out that Ah Long's trick is to exhaust the other party, but although this trick is feasible, but to endure being scolded for an hour or two, even if it is a living Buddha, I can't bear it, at this moment, I saw a Buddha light emanating from Ah Long's body, I don't know if it was my hallucination, or the afterglow of the street lamp.

"Little ghost, why don't you talk back, are you deaf, deliberately come to fix your mother. ”

"It's not. Aaron clarified, took out a tape recorder from his pocket, pressed the button, and turned the volume up to the maximum, facing the parent.

At this time, a magical scene appeared, only to hear the tape recorder replay all the swear words that the family had uttered before, those vicious, dirty, disgusting, and unsightly words, one by one, into everyone's ears.

"Now, you're tired of scolding, now it's my turn to scold, you can listen carefully. Ah Long still said with an unchanged face, and a dark smile crossed his face.

Seeing this, I silently applauded my hands in the corner and sighed, "Ah Long, you are really a talent." ”

Sure enough, the parent didn't scold a word from then on, and after listening to it for less than ten minutes, he got up and ran away. It is said that since then, she has never been seen picking up her children at the school gate.

As a result, Aaron suddenly became a celebrity without a school, and the price he paid for this was to run ten laps around the playground every day, run for a week, write inspections, stay on probation, and then next time, be punished for several crimes and expelled. The reason is: not doing a good job, speculating and playing tricks, setting a bad example.

Back to the topic, at this moment, the two shrews at the entrance of the village were scolding and fighting, and I touched the air sword on my back, but found that the air sword did not move at all.

This made me quite puzzled, could it be that the effect of this qi sword to absorb anger would only work if others were angry with me, and because these two shrews were so good at scolding, I didn't dare to go forward to find a scolding to verify my idea, so I had to continue on my way, wanting to reach Fahua Temple before dark.