Chapter 61: Don't Move the Tire Gas [Second Update]

"Do you think this bone on my body looks like a person with osteopathy?"

Yang Wannian, as a modern person who has experienced too many tests of commercial sales routines, naturally saw through the purpose of the thief-eyed guy in front of him as soon as he pounced.

In his view, the world's emerging consumption patterns are too immature and too unable to keep up with the pace of the times.

Where he sat just now drank three pots of tea, he just came out of a storytelling venue and wanted to find a place to boo, but as a result, he was pulled by this guy to sell bones or something, he was naturally absent-minded.

"It's not like, little brother, your belly looks like a pregnant woman......"

"Oh, boss, your belly really looks like you're pregnant with a child......"

Tie Hanhan followed behind, and he had been recording Yang Wannian's every move.

Yang Wannian was sitting in the pavilion just now, he hadn't seen it yet, but now, Yang Wannian stood up, and he found that his boss seemed to have a much bigger belly than before.

"Pregnant?"

Yang Wannian looked at his belly, and sure enough, this belly was surprisingly big.

"Crooked, can you drink like this after drinking three pots of tea? This belly must be five or six months pregnant, right?"

"Boss, your stomach seems to have moved, and there really seems to be something in it......"

Only then did Yang Wannian notice that Tie Hanhan was holding a small notebook, and he didn't know what he was recording.

Yang Wannian took this small notebook, looked at it, and found that the content written on it was a little strange.

New Drug Research Follow-up Record:

No foaming at the mouth.

There is no fear in the eyes.

It's not the same as that dog.

When drinking tea, the little finger moved slightly sixteen times.

The eyes blinked four thousand five hundred times.

The head shook five hundred times.

Seeing that the eyes of beautiful women stay 99.9% longer than the eyes of men.

The corners of his mouth twitched three hundred times.

Glared at the donkey, three thousand times.

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"Crooked, what are you doing recording these things?"

"Boss, I'm doing some follow-up investigation of new drugs, and record some of your reactions after taking my pills......"

"What are you doing recording this?"

"I recorded these to improve my elixir, I'm afraid that my new elixir will kill people if I eat it. ”

"Crooked day, you are a dog, you eat something that will kill people, you bring it to me to eat? And I have a big belly, does it have anything to do with your bullshit elixir?"

"Boss, you can't wronged me, when you heard about the book just now, you first asked people if they wanted money for their things, and they said they didn't want money, and then you started to eat. ”

"You have eaten sixty or seventy desserts from other people, drunk three pots of tea, and looted other people's side dishes, you have moved more than 30 places in total, and you have looted all the places you have walked. ”

"Don't you see that I and Donkey Master are far away from you? We are just afraid of the white eyes of these people, and we are afraid that if we get too close to you, we will be beaten by others. ”

"People are bundling consumption, you want to slip away when you are full of food and drink, but when you come out, you don't buy the bones that the storyteller said......"

Tie Hanhan didn't know where to find a notebook, which clearly recorded some of the things that Yang Wannian ate.

Moreover, some of Yang Wannian's eating habits are also recorded, many things are bitten, put down, don't eat yourself, and others can't eat it.

"Crooked day, what are you recording these things for?"

Yang Wannian was dizzy.

What kind of people did this Nima bring with him? If you have a advantage, you don't take advantage of it, but you rake your own people.

"Why are you carrying an iron pot so far away from me? I won't eat you?"

"Boss, I'm afraid that you will be beaten, I'd better stay away from you like the donkey. ”

Yang Wannian looked at the black donkey again, this product was more exaggerated than this Tie Hanhan, he hid far away, pretending to ask the price of some goods from other small traders, pretending to buy goods.

"What are you carrying the iron pot on? Huh? Didn't I detain your iron pot? When did you bring it with you again?"

Only then did Yang Wannian notice that this guy seemed to be carrying another iron pot on his body, and this iron pot seemed to be much bigger than the previous one.

"This is not the iron pot you detained, this is a scrap iron pot I took last night behind the kitchen of the Inn, and I will have to return it to others when the time comes." ”

"However, I didn't steal this iron pot, I left a note for others when I took it, and I will return it to the inn tonight......"

"So the iron pot that weighed on me is just an ordinary iron pot?"

"That's how it should be in principle. ”

"In what principle, what do you say?"

"Boss, I used the iron pot you took last night for a long time, so it was cleaned by me. ”

"I washed the iron pot on my body yesterday, but it seems that it can't be cleaned, so the elixir that has been refined has a strange smell. ”

"This smell is too big, and the dogs don't want to eat it, but fortunately, the boss finally took this pill, and it didn't cost my good intentions......"

"Crooked day, didn't you say that many people want to rob you of this elixir, saying that they also used treacherous tricks?"

"I originally thought so, but later I found out that this elixir may be because the smell is too big, and those who are chasing me behind me may be trying to beat me......"

"You...... You ......"

"Boss, don't be angry, be careful of the tire......"

"Move your mother's ......"

"Boss, you really have something in your stomach, he seems to have kicked you......"

"See for yourself, feel for yourself......"

Tie Hanhan saw that Yang Wannian looked like he was going to beat him, and he hurriedly ran a long distance with an iron pot, and while running, he seemed to see Yang Wannian's stomach move again.

"Hey, you can't leave, this guest officer. ”

"The brother you just said that we are bundling consumption, you have eaten so many of our things, don't want to act like this and walk out of here. ”

Seeing that Yang Wannian was about to catch up with the young man with the iron pot on his back, the little trader with thieves and rat eyes thought that the two were acting on the spot, just to act and escape, and at the moment of emergency, he directly hugged Yang Wannian's thigh and didn't let Yang Wannian leave.

"We're acting? Don't you see that my stomach is having a problem? I'm pregnant with a man who eats here, and you didn't bother you, but you want to trouble me?"

Seeing that Yang Wannian was planning to eat the overlord meal, he was a little anxious, so he simply hugged Yang Wannian's leg and sat on the ground with a P share.

"Everyone, come and do justice, this man has eaten so many things, and he doesn't buy bones, and now he still wants to escape, I pulled him down, and he still wants to beat me......"

"Everyone, come and administer justice, this man's stomach is so bulging, we should say that our things have eaten him out of trouble......"

A fat man began to point fingers at Yang Wan.

"Look at this man's stomach is so big, and he won't give money......"

"I noticed him just now, he's been eating and drinking there......"

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"Good boy, play with me, hum......"