Chapter 327: Dong'an Chicken and Roast Duck [Second Subscription Request]
Doudou glanced at Jiang Li directly and said, "How did you graduate from college?
First, I am a penguin, not a polar bear, and I live in the basalt island in the south, not the northern ocean in the north.
Second, I haven't grown much hair right now, and you're pulling me to be a tour guide in the snow? Are you sure you don't want to see ice sculptures?"
Jiang Li only then remembered that Doudou's hair had made Qian Mo pull out his hat.
Looking at the appearance of this bare goods with few hairs, Jiang Li coughed dryly and said, "It's okay, I'll bring a crow, it's cold, let him burn the fire to keep everyone warm." ”
"Huh...... He should be colder than me. Doudou said.
Jiang was puzzled, and whistled to summon the crow, but he looked up and didn't see the crow flying for a long time. In the end, the trouser leg was pulled twice......
Jiang Liyi bowed his head......
"I'm Cao!
The crow, who had no hair, said with a sad face: "Boss, it's me, the crow." Golden-eyed crow, look at my eyes, the thief is bright and the thief is bright!"
Jiang Li took a closer look, and only then did he confirm that this was indeed a crow.
Jiang Li looked at the feathers on Qianmo's little hat on the ground, and said with a wry smile: "Qianmo, you tell me honestly, whose hair did you pluck?"
Qianmo shook his head and said, "No, but I heard that it's cold to go to the Northeast, so you have to bring gloves and a scarf." ”
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Li saw the ghostly Da Ha Sa's legs running behind the wall.
Qian Mo's eyes lit up......
Doudou and Crow glanced at each other, and the two white-striped chicken-like guys burst out at extremely fast speed, one put an ice wall to block Daha's way, and the other breathed fire behind his buttocks, catching up with Daha like a cannonball.
Daha's goods are still stuck at the catastrophe level, how can they run away in the face of the god-level golden pupil crow and the same catastrophe-level Doudou?
Immediately, he was grabbed by the two of them and dragged back.
Doudou shouted: "Qianmo, this dog still has a little hair on it, look at which piece you like?"
Da Ha looked at Qianmo pitifully, and wailed, "Leave me some......"
Qian Mo nodded and said, "Good ......"
The next moment, Da Ha looked in the mirror, the only two hairs left on his head, and his face was loveless.
The crow laughed and said, "Hahaha...... Daha, you ...... You're the Nezha of dogs!hahaha......"
Looking at Dahan's pitiful appearance, Jiang Wei softened, patted him on the head and said, "Okay, don't be sad, wait for me to come back and bring you something delicious." ”
When Da Ha heard this, this was much better, and he raised his head and shouted, "I want to eat that kind of black bean." ”
Jiang Li had a question mark in his head, and said in his heart: What kind of beans are you black?
Hei Lian coughed dryly and said, "It's the Grievance Pill, but it's too wasteful for the Grievance Pill to eat for him." ”
However, Jiang Li still nodded and agreed, although resentment is very precious, Jiang Li has never been stingy with his own people.
Da Ha gave up his hair to make Qianmo happy, Jiang Li naturally couldn't treat him badly.
After getting Daha, Jiang Li left happily with Qianmo, Black Lotus, Doudou and Crow.
But soon Jiang Li ran into trouble......
"Sorry sir, your pet has to be checked in. In addition, they need to provide their quarantine certificates......" The airport staff said to Jiang Li with a smile.
Jiang Li had never taken a plane before, but later met Cheng Shu, a big local tyrant, and he flew back and forth by private jet.
I have never taken a pet on a plane, so Jiang Li has no experience in bringing pets on board.
At this moment, I was stopped outside, and then I remembered that the plane really has a rule that does not allow pets to board directly.
Qian Mo looked up at Jiang Li and asked, "Jiang Li, what should I do, do you want to use no force?"
As he spoke, Qian Mo was ready to pull out his gun.
Jiang Li knocked her little head and said, "Don't mess around, as soon as you guy takes it out, we will become a hijacker." ”
Qianmo pouted and said, "What should I do?" I can tell you, the two of us will soon be caught up by the paparazzi, and it will be difficult to leave when the time comes." Moreover, the plane is about to take off
You'll have to figure it out quickly. ”
Jiang Li was also worried, although he could fly with a dragon lance, but since it was for a vacation to relax, he still thought about a normal person's vacation method.
Otherwise, it would have been easier for him to take a missile......
Just when Jiang Li was worried, he saw a picture on the billboard on the side, and then his eyes lit up!
Jiang Li was not embarrassed by the airport staff, he turned around and ran directly, taking advantage of the fact that the people nearby were not paying attention, and slipped into the back kitchen of an airport restaurant.
"Boss, what are we doing here?" asked the crow.
Jiang Li said: "Otherwise, bring live poultry, cooked food is always good, right?"
The crow and Doudou were stunned and said, "What do you mean?"
Jiang was a little away from Heihe, took two disposable lunch boxes, and said, "Lie inside!"
The crow's and Doudou's faces immediately darkened.
But in the end, the two guys still managed to lie down......
"Boss, what are you doing?" the crow asked with a little weakness when he saw Jiang Li casually take the soy sauce bottle.
Jiang Li said: "You two are white chickens now, how can you fool people if you don't have a color?" Lie down, don't move?"
"You're soy sauce, chili oil, soybean oil, sesame seeds, cumin, why do you still use a brush?" Doudou cried out with a crying voice, because this scene was familiar to him.
Jiang Li ignored him and stubbornly brushed oil on the two of them......
In the end, under the worried gaze of the two little things, Jiang Li dressed them up.
Jiang Li even used a marker pen to write a line on their outer packaging pocket.
The crow's side was: "Dong'an chicken!"
The penguins are here: "Yandu roast duck!"
When I walked into the airport again and went through the security check, the girl who had checked Jiang Li before looked at Jiang Li and touched him emphatically.
Touching the back, the girl herself was embarrassed, and coughed dryly: "Pass." ”
Jiang Li glanced at her and asked, "Honestly, are you interesting to me?"
The girl's pretty face turned red......
The girl is not a fool, Jiang Li has passed the security check and must take off the mask, she can recognize who this thing is at a glance.
The world's number one master, young and golden, no girlfriend. This changes any girl who has a little idea......
Although she didn't have too many ideas, but when she was asked like this, she only felt that her face was hot, and she didn't speak, she just glared at Jiang Li fiercely.
At that moment, the man in charge of the security checker shouted, "There's something in the alley." ”
Then Jiang Li saw that his box was opened, and the security personnel took out the two big boxes to check them decently, pinched them, and finally frowned: "It's so big, I've never seen such a fat roast duck...... This Dong'an chicken turned out to be a complete ......"
However, the other party didn't think much about it, and stuffed Doudou and the crow back into the box.
Jiang Li immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, the woman in charge of searching Jiang and leaving, said: "It's a shame that you want to come out......
Jiang Li knew that his little abacus seemed to have been recognized, and his heart chuckled.
As a result, the woman snorted twice and said, "We check this, mainly to prevent pets from running around and affecting the safety of the plane." But...... You're the biggest security on the plane, so I'll let you go. ”
Jiang Li couldn't help but give the other party a thumbs up and said, "Go back and leave a phone call, and we'll talk slowly." ”
The woman's pretty face turned even redder......
Jiang Li wanted to say something, but the people around him were looking at him, and he immediately knew that he was exposed.
So he quickly picked up the mask, saluted, ran away, found a place where no one was, took the mask around, changed the coat, and suddenly felt a lot more relaxed.
It takes three and a half hours to fly from the corner of Xiaoxiang to the northeast.
Time passed quickly, and when he got off the plane, Jiang Li felt a gust of autumn wind blowing, it was cold, and he had a feeling of being cool when he inhaled hard, which was very refreshing.
Looking up at the sky, the sky is blue, as if it is much higher than the sky in the corner of Xiaoxiang.
Jiang Li couldn't help but sigh: "Autumn is cool, that's probably what you mean, right?"
After leaving the airport, the car to pick up the airport also arrived, Jiang Li got into the car, and hurriedly unpacked the two small things, but as soon as the package was opened......
The driver was not happy: "Oh, buddy, what are you doing in the back? Durian doesn't stink so much!"
At the same time, the two guys sat up from the box as if they were crazy, and then desperately went to open the window......
As soon as the windows opened, a gust of wind blew in, taking away all the smells.
Jiang Li, Doudou, Crow, Qian Mo, Black Lotus, and the driver inhaled hard at the same time......
Jiang Li said, "What are you two doing?
Doudou shouted angrily: "Jiang Li, I don't have a problem with you packing us, but next time, can you stop wrapping it with plastic wrap layer by layer? Can you breathe in a breath? Although we don't have to breathe, we can't help but fart! In that narrow space, can you understand how terrifying the scene of self-production and self-sale after ten farts is?"
The crow nodded desperately on the side.
Jiang Li, Qian Mo, and Hei Lian were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter......
The driver saw the scene behind him through the mirror, his head was full of sweat, and his lips trembled: "Brother Demon, I'm ...... Small business, can you let me go?"
Jiang Li's heart was playful, and he smiled: "Okay, what about the travel expenses?"
"Excuse me!" the driver immediately shouted.
Jiang Li smiled and gave the driver two hundred yuan and said, "Okay, I'll tease you, let's drive well." Demons aren't all bad......"
The driver was relieved to see Jiang Li talking so well.
The Northeast driver who doesn't know how to talk about the mountains is not a good driver, and after seeing that Jiang Li is not in danger, the driver's brother's chatter box also opened: "Dude, what kind of breed are these two things?
The crow directly took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on, stepped on a gold chain by the way, and said with a cigarette in his mouth: "Dude, what's the matter? Look down on our brothers? Why don't we two chat?"
The driver hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't don't...... I'll just ask, haha......"