"Dare to ask who your mentor is?" Fang Baiyu still had a glimmer of hope, could he tie up Ji Kang's master to create a Yang Pill for himself?

"Fang Gongzi is really sick and forgot everything. ”

Ji Kang glanced at Fang Baiyu strangely: "My master is Ling Yue." ”

Oh, my eldest aunt, it turned out to be my cheap father-in-law, hasn't he run away from home for many years?

"Oh, big. Fang Baiyu felt that he was out of play, and kicked Ji Langzhong in the ass with self-defeating.

"Oops. Lang Zhong was directly kicked to the ground by the young man, Fang Baiyu still didn't mean to stop, and kicked it up one by one, ready to kick out of Asia and go to the world.

"Hey, hey, Fang Gongzi, don't fight. Ji Kang said in pain.

"I'm sorry that my illness has happened again, this time it's more serious. The boy continued to kick as he spoke.

Is this going to die with him? Ji Langzhong was shocked: "Fang Gongzi, don't kick it, you can actually save it." ”

"How can you save it?" Fang Baiyu was about to come up with Lang's little brother, and when he heard this, he put away his feet regretfully.

Ji Kang got up from the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, spitting blood, and said: "Unless the immortals can save you, the teacher went to ask for immortal fate for you back then, but I am afraid that there has been no news for so many years... ”

"Hahaha. Fang Baiyu suddenly laughed, yes, there are martial arts masters in this world, there should be immortals or something, they are so talented, those immortals must break their heads and rush to accept themselves as apprentices, and when the time comes, they will be cured of their illness, and then marry a few little fairies as wives, this day will definitely be beautiful.

"Young Master Fang, can I go?" the young man was stupidly happy there, and Ji Kangti asked worriedly.

"Let's go, let's go, go out to the door and see if there are any immortals waiting in line to take me as an apprentice." Fang Baiyu waved his hand to indicate that you can roll.

When did the immortal become a cabbage? Ji Kang had already arrived at the door and almost vomited another mouthful of blood when he heard the words, but whatever it was, as long as he didn't beat himself, Lang Zhong ran away like a rabbit.

"Childe eats fruit. Ji Langzhong left, Tao Bao came, and the little boy walked into the room with a plate of pears.

"What are the three pigs doing?" said the boy, taking one and sitting on the bed, nibbling on it.

"The eldest brother is reading a book, the third brother is watching the hen lay eggs, and the second brother is watching the maid take a bath. Tao Bao put down the fruit plate and snapped his fingers and said, Fang Baiyu said that he was the little brother of the Dugu brothers, and the three pigs believed it and took great care of the little boy, Tao Bao was moved to recognize the three brothers.

"You have to learn from the eldest brother and stay away from the third brother, where is your second brother in the end?"

Only envy the mandarin duck but not the immortal anyway you can't die for a while but you can't miss the opportunity to watch the body art the young man asked the direction where the dugu nanfeng was on his feet and stepped on the door like a flash.

"My lord, these are the people of the Yue Mansion who were killed yesterday. ”

I was upside down and upside down like a wave, Bai Fu limped in front of me on crutches, Jiang Liu led the master and the handyman to follow behind, and as soon as I entered the back garden, a strong stench came to my face.

"Ahh

Dozens of corpses were placed on the lawn like performance art, one by one with missing arms and legs, and the eight people in the county government vomited six fainted, and the vomit was caught and fainted, and it was the master Jiang County Ling who endured his nausea and asked Bai Fu.

"If you have a car and no horse, you have to work hard. Bai Fu's expression was rather strange, and he didn't know if he wanted to laugh or his leg hurt.

"What are you waiting for?" Jiang Liu thought to himself, okay, come to Yue's Mansion for a trip, no one will send red envelopes, and he will pull a cart of dead corpses back, no wonder the officialdom of the Great Song Dynasty regard the Wushuang County Order as a daunting path, and he shouldn't have bought this black yarn hat cheaply in the first place, this time he lost money, go back and think of a way to let his father-in-law change the fat shortage.

Six catches can not pull dozens of corpses, can only be downloaded in batches, the first car is pulled a few maids, Chunxiang, Xia Xiang, Autumn Xiang, Winter Xiang, mosquito incense Five maids were cut off by Hu with a knife yesterday, four found the head with gold thread sewn on the neck to restore the factory settings, the only thing that is not blind is Chunxiang, her head is gone, so now the car is pulling four corpses and a headless female corpse.

"Vomit, vomit. A few catchers vomited while pulling the wooden cart and finally got out of Yue's mansion.

"Don't throw it away, don't throw it away, we're not garbage. "The master woke up this time and desperately maintained order on the side, the smell of blood attracted a lot of flies, and the people along the way thought that the garbage collector was coming, and threw several bags of garbage over this time.

"Vomit, vomit. The catchers vomited even more, and Jiang Liu secretly said that he was about to get on his horse and leave.

"Wait a minute, sir. There was a coquettish call behind him, and when the county magistrate turned around, it was the personal maid of Peugeot beside Ruan Qingqiu.

"But Mrs. Yue has something to find the official?" Jiang Liu's eyes lit up, thinking that Ruan Qingqiu's conscience had found out that the maid had sent him money, and the official really needed money!

"The adult's surname is Jiang, but the Datong clan?" Xianglan has always looked delicate, but this time she bravely looked up at the man in front of her.

"This official is indeed the Datong clan, girl, what's the matter with you?" Jiang Liu saw Xianglan's appearance clearly and felt a little familiar.

"Do you remember Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake?"

"Ask if this mountain is higher in the world, or if there is another mountain higher than the sky. ”

Fang Baiyu was under a window in the backyard of the Zhang family's old house at this time, next to him was the pig-headed son Dugu Nanfeng, the young man couldn't help humming a song while peeping cautiously, the maid's capital was too strong.

This other world is strange, many women who look punctual are very similar to the female artists of island romance films in their previous lives, and the similarity between the maid of the Zhang family and Mizuno Chaoyang has reached 99%.

"It's too good to be sleek and firm, why don't you take a bath in the middle of the day?" Fang Baiyu suddenly thought of this question and glanced at the pig-headed son.

"Do you still need a reason to take a bath?" Dugu Nanfeng's expression was puzzled.

"Don't you need it?" the boy was arguing with his son about the reason.

"My little liver. Zhang Han pushed the door and walked into the house with a look of infatuation.

"Haruka, we can finally be together. ”

Voyeuristic voyeurism, cheating and cheating, in another room of the Zhang family's old mansion, Xu Yourong secretly opened his baggage, and a bloody human head inside was Chunxiang.

"The peach blossoms are cold and fragrant, leaving only the white horse whistling west wind. ”

The alleys, the breeze, the thin horses, and the river take the lead, followed by the master and the six catchers.

The expression of the county order was a little melancholy, I didn't expect that Mrs. Yue's maid was actually her sister, I met Xia Yuhe when I was a work-study in Annan, that was a girl with a thin waist and long legs, young and depressed and had no money to go to the Qinglou, Jiang Liu could only chant poetry every day, I didn't expect to meet this young woman in literature and art, Xia Yuhe is a singer who sells songs, appreciates his talent and not only takes out his own money for him to study, but also rubs against him for free.

Nephrite warm fragrance full of arms, the two spent a few years of good time, and then Jiang Liu went to Chang'an for scientific research, before leaving, he also made a wish to come back to marry this woman when he said that the title of the gold list, but as soon as he arrived in Chang'an, he met Zhang Dahu's daughter, Zhang Meng did not have long legs but had a big mind, the key is that she has a mine at home, Jiang Liu did not get the top prize, but Zhang Dahu said that he could spend money to buy an official for him, so Jiang Liu married her daughter.

Jiang Liu still has a little conscience, and before marrying his wife, he sent ten taels of gold and a letter to Xia Yuhe, saying that he could not marry her, but the two could secretly rub in the future, but it was a pity that she heard her sister say that the woman actually threw herself into the river as soon as she received the letter.

No matter how beautiful a woman is, it is not beautiful to become a corpse, and seeing that the alley has come to an end, Jiang Liu can't help but look back.

"Ahh The prefectural commander's mouth opened into an O-shape.

"County Venerable, are you hungry too?" Yue Fu didn't even care about lunch, the master was secretly eating the baked cakes in his sleeve, and saw Jiang Liu reluctantly handing one to him.

"Yes, there are ghosts. The county order did not answer the baked cake, screamed and fled.

"Are there ghosts?" the master turned around suspiciously, only to find that the catchers behind him had already fallen to the ground, and the dead maids were lying on top of them. One of them heard the movement and turned around with the same face as the scene of the car accident.

"I'm very thin, don't eat me!" The master soared a tenor and turned his head to flee, and the maids got up from the ground covered in blood, and chased them in the direction where the two left with dull eyes.

"Bang bang, ahhhh "In the Zhang's wing, the master and the maid are broadcasting live love action movies that don't require money.

"It's such a waste of resources that you flip over and over in one pose. ”

Fang Baiyu and Dugu Nanfeng watched the nosebleed outside, and the young man couldn't wait to go in and let the fat man take a long posture instead.

"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. A numb feeling came again, and Fang Baiyu heard the sound of the system again.

Teasing big brother, you are not dead yet, the young man's tears fell, since he left Yue's Mansion last night, this cheat father's golden finger has not harassed him again, Fang Baiyu has been the eldest brother for a day, but he didn't expect to return to the pre-liberation period so soon.

The system didn't seem to sense the teenager's depression, and the voiceover sounded excited: "Congratulations to the host for graduating from the puppet artist training class, you can draw a lottery." ”

How to draw? The system made a sound several times Fang Baiyu The people around him did not respond, the young man had already determined that it should be the same as a kitchen knife and had mastered the technique of using different audio sounds, so he tried to communicate with it directly with his mind, Fang Baiyu wanted to see if the system could also read minds.

Playing tricks can really read minds, and as soon as the boy's idea was generated, a huge roulette wheel appeared in his mind, and the roulette wheel rotated around the system's excited voice: "Congratulations to the host for getting a book from heaven." ”

Where is the Book of Heaven? His illness can only be cured by immortals, Fang Baiyu was trying to see where there was a cheap wholesale to come, and the system gave him a Book of Heaven, no need to ask for help, the boy planned to be self-taught to come to a mortal to cultivate immortals.

"The book of heaven has arrived. The sound of the joke was solemn and solemn, which made people have a sense of anticipation, Fang Baiyu glanced at Sister Mizuno a few times, and suddenly felt a strange feeling in his hand, and when he lowered his head, there was really an extra book in his hand.