The question is, how can I get to Jinshan Temple safely?

"You dress up like this, it's the most dangerous. Qingxin asked this question first.

"I don't cosplay, and I don't have any costumes and props at my disposal. ”

"What Ray?"

I sighed deeply, and felt the need to change the way I spoke as soon as possible, lest I be caught as a psychopath.

"I mean, do you have any other extra clothing. ”

"I have it, but it's all at home, and it's not suitable for you. I see that you are dressed quite luxuriously, you must be the son of a rich and noble family. ”

She finally recognized my identity, and the aristocratic aura hidden in my subconscious couldn't help but exude.

"Will my costume be mistaken for a spy and killed? "I was nervous, but I didn't want to be killed by mistake and die young.

"Yes, now the relationship between South Korea and Chu is tense, whenever you enter and leave the border, you will be interrogated if you encounter guards, your outfit is neither like a Chu person, nor like a Korean, most of the time you meet a guard, there is probably no good thing. ”

"Something bad will happen. "The tension inside me is getting bigger and bigger.

"It is possible that the light ones will be arrested, the heavy ones will be confiscated, or they will be beaten to death. Qingxin's expression was not exaggerated or artificial.

"What should I do? I suppressed my uneasiness and asked as if nothing had happened.

"Quite simply, I have a solution. "Qingxin is full of confidence, maybe I am really going to be arrested, and it will not do him any good.

"What's the method?"

"Pretending to be crazy. Qingxin looked back at me affectionately.

My heart tightened.

The plan to pretend to be crazy didn't come to fruition, because I tried to show my teeth and claws, and she ran away in fright, shouting, "Don't pretend, you'll be killed like this." ”

I've never seen her so flustered and scared when I drew my sword before.

As a last resort, I had to return to normal and be a new person.

I was frustrated and followed her, a woman in ancient costume, and a handsome guy in a charge suit, which may be the most popular shopping outfit this year.

After walking for about two hours, a scene common in costume dramas appeared in front of me.

In the endless desert, an inn made of loess is abruptly exposed on the earth, like a lonely old man walking in the long river of years.

Smoke was rising from the roof of the inn, and a sign hung crookedly outside the eaves, reading: "Eat". The perimeter of the inn was disorganized and full of all kinds of debris.

I feel lost.

"You can't just go in. Qingxin turned around and warned me again.

I spread my hands forward and said helplessly, "I don't want to play crazy anymore." ”

"I thought of another good idea. ”

I had a premonition of unease.

"You say. "No way, she's the boss here, and I have to listen to her.

"You hit the earthen wall headfirst. Qingxin pointed to the rammed earth wall on the outskirts of the inn that was only one person high.

"What a miraculous solution. ”

I was stunned, uneasy.

"Play dead. Qingxin said.

"Crash to death?" I widened, this was the way to do it once and for all.

"Pretending to be dead, is it pretending, didn't you hear clearly?" Qingxin was also a little impatient.

I wonder what the difference is between this one hitting the earthen wall and playing dead and crashing into it.

I thought about it for a while, and finally knew what the difference was, because there was still a difference, if you hit it and pretend to be dead, it is likely to die directly, but it will die slowly, and if you die, you will be killed directly.

Time is the difference.

After figuring this verse into this, I said without hesitation, "I refuse." ”

But I had a better solution, I took off my jacket, which was wearing a gray T-shirt, and threw myself on the loess ground and rolled several times, and when I got up again, I looked like a miner.

Qingxin sneered, shook her head, and said, "I'm hungry, I have to eat something before I can get on my way." ”

When I heard the words "good on the road", I felt like I was going to the execution ground.

When I walked to the entrance of the inn, I smelled a fresh fragrance wafting from the room, which aroused my appetite, and my stomach rumbled.

Man is iron, rice is steel, and I am hungry.

As soon as I stepped through the door, I saw that there were only three tables and stools for dining in the large living room. Two swordsmen sat at one of the guest tables.

I confirmed that they were swordsmen, not only because of their tight clothes, tall hair accessories, indifferent demeanor, and murderous eyes, but more importantly, there were two green swords on the table in front of them.

Then he turned his eyes to the counter of the inn, and a fat proprietress with a thick waist and thighs was sitting in the counter. I saw her put her feet on the counter, clasped the toes with one hand, and then put it in her mouth and tasted it, and found that the taste was wrong, and then dug into her nostrils a few times, and then brought it to her mouth and tasted it, still not satisfied, and bounced the boogers on the nail cover with one hand in my direction.

The boogers came quickly, and I dodged them with one side of my head, and the boogers flew away from my ears, and my appetite flew away with the boogers.

And the chair under her ass creaked and creaked in protest, obviously almost unable to support her huge body.

At this time, a thin old man brought out the food from the room, and just saw her mother-in-law eating at will, so he complained: "Child, when the guests come, you don't greet them, just sit and stand tall all day long." ”

"Try one more thing. His boss's eyes widened like light bulbs, and he almost didn't fall off.

His husband shook his head, brought the food to the table of the two musketeers, and came to greet us.

When the boss saw my appearance, he was stunned at first, didn't say anything, and came into the room with a smile to cook for me.

The two of us sat down at a table near the door.

"What did you order? "I'm curious, although I have expected in my heart that there may be nothing delicious in the Warring States, but in costume TV dramas, I can often see the delicacies on the table of ancient people, although they are not very luxurious, but they are extremely exquisite.

"A plate of white rice. Qingxin said casually.

I was stunned for a moment, the corners of my face twitched slightly, and said, "What the hell." ”

"A plate of white rice. Qingxin glared at me.

I didn't have any waves in my heart, and I even wanted to taste the white rice of the Warring States.

In the mood that I was about to order a meal, I looked at the two swordsmen sitting diagonally opposite me with vigilant eyes, judging from my meager experience in watching martial arts TV dramas for many years, it was better for this kind of person to communicate with them less.

The two of them caught my gaze at each other, and I immediately turned my head out the door to avoid causing unnecessary trouble.

"This brother, I see that the long sword in your hand has a strange style, can you borrow it and take a look. ”

I was startled, and a person suddenly appeared next to me, and when I looked at it, it turned out to be one of the two swordsmen.