Including Shang Rong, an old minister of the Three Dynasties, no one has ever seen the true face of the female snail god, but I didn't expect that the legendary female snail saint is the appearance of a human head and a snake body, which is not reflected in the female snail temples in other places.

But I have to say that this snake tail not only destroys the overall beauty, but also makes the originally beautiful and dignified female snail statue more seductive and charming.

The king squinted his eyes and looked up and down at the statue of the female snail god, and the blush on his face was even worse.

This made Shang Rong on the side shocked, and hurriedly said: "The female snail Niangniang is an ancient god, and she is the ancestor of the creation of man, Your Majesty must not exceed the rules and provoke the anger of the saint!"

"The prime minister is not in a hurry, he looks at the appearance of a lonely woman, and has a peerless appearance, so he wants to write a poem to praise it. When the time comes, I will order someone to transcribe Lone's poems in the virgin snail temples, so that everyone can know the beauty of the saint and the talent of Lone!"

"Never!"

Shang Rong was shocked when he heard this, the King of the Heart Dao was a young man with strong blood, where had he seen such a snake-tailed beauty, didn't he want to make some obscene poems that blasphemed the saint, right?

Thinking like this, Shang Rong hurriedly stepped forward to pull the king.

Who is the King?

To put it mildly, even if Arnold is alive and Stallone is reborn, he is not his opponent at all.

Even if you have a hard-backed gorilla, you can only talk to it.

You must know that the king of Zhou was a freehand joist to change the column. It took me to save my dad to get the throne.

He has the strength of a thousand cows and twenty-five, a mere weak old man, isn't he a mantis arm as a car?

The King of Xuan strode forward, not even feeling Shang Rong's pull.

Shang Rong hung on the round arm of the king and came to the side of the statue.

The king was about to bite his finger and write a poem on the wall, when he suddenly noticed that someone had taken the lead.

On the gray wall, there are two red words written in blood, revealing the love for the female snail.

Shang Rong was also surprised when he saw the poems on the wall, there were still people writing obscene poems in the Nusnail Temple?

You know, this female snail temple is not an ordinary female snail temple.

It is a temple that only accepts the worship of the Son of Heaven in the past dynasties, and the common people will never be able to reach it.

In other words, the person who wrote such explicit poems, even if he was not an emperor, was at least a prince, an earl, or something.

However, just as Shang Rong was puzzled, thinking about which bold and reckless former king had done such a thing, he suddenly felt a heart-piercing pain from his fingertips.

I saw that the king unceremoniously bit Shang Rong's finger, and then began to inscribe on the wall with his finger as a pen.

Ten fingers connected to the heart, and the huge pain almost made this weak old man faint.

After a burst of ghost crying and wolf howling, the King finally stopped.

Shang Rong's face was as white as paper, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

But after another glance at the wall, Shang Rong screamed and passed out.

I saw the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing on the wall written:

"From a distance, the female snail is black, the bottom is thin and the top is thick, if the female snail is turned upside down, the top is thin and the bottom is thick!"

Clapping his hands, King Xuan nodded his head with satisfaction, and said to Fei Zhong, who was stunned: "Doctor Fei, I bother you to copy this poem to the world!"

Bang!

Even a traitor such as Fei Zhong cried like an old dog at this time, hugged the king of Zhou, and cried: "I can't help it, I can't help it!

"What's the matter? Do you also think that the widow's "Playing Snails" is not well written...... Woowoo woo ......"

Shang Rong sat up in shock in his dying illness.

Fei Zhong also hurriedly covered the mouth of the king of Xu: "It's well written, it's too well written, it's just that the name of the poem taken by His Majesty is too profound, I'm afraid that the foolish people in the world won't understand, you might as well call it an untitled poem, so as to give people some space for reverie!"

King Su shook off Fei Zhong's hand and said regretfully: "Just follow Fei Qing's words...... Alas, there are too many foolish people in the world, and this is the responsibility of the widows!"

As he spoke, the king shook his head and sighed, and went out, his back chic and lonely......

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At the same time, thirty-three days away, Volute Palace.

The female snail and Fu Xi returned from the Huoyun Cave.

Although theoretically, Huoyun Cave is Fuxi's home field, but now in the past 100 years, Fuxi has happened to live in the Volute Palace for more than 90 years.

They snuggled up and walked down the hairpin, and suddenly saw several Taoist maids from the Volute Palace stumbling over.

"Sage Niangniang, it's not a good thing!"

"Boom, Boom - thanks to the lamp for telling me such an interesting story!"

Before the Dao boys could finish speaking, a trademark baboon laugh came over.

I saw a yellow cloud floating in the distance, and a baboon with bright wings jumped down from the nine-cylinder agarwood chariot, and looked at the female snail with strange eyes.

The female snail didn't know why, but the reed didn't give her a chance to ask, jumped on the mahjong tile and flew away, leaving only the sound of ill-intentioned laughter echoing between heaven and earth.

Fu Xi felt something, and hurriedly took out the tortoise shell divination.

After this calculation, his face changed, and he said angrily: "There is no way to faint the king, dare to erect a son?"

When the female snail heard this, she also knew that there should be a problem in the world, so she hurriedly looked at the temple of the female snail of the holy mountain, and naturally saw the inscription poem on the wall of the king of Zhou, and her pretty face immediately turned red.

Vulgar, just too vulgar!

Although he is as green as a waterfall, he does look black from afar;

concave and convex, slender legs and feet, indeed large at the top and thin at the bottom;

But that's a terrible phrase!

"Ahem, ahem!"

At this time, Fu Xi coughed, pulled the female snail back to her senses, and said: "This matter is really hateful, such a faint king is in charge of the human race, I am afraid it is not the blessing of the human race!"

The female snail actually thinks it's okay.

Because compared with the original poem of the king of Xu, this poem is of course bullshit.

But if you really want to talk about it, there is really no blasphemy, at least there is no naked obscenity such as "but you have to be enchanting to act and take back the king of Changle".

To put it bluntly, this is just a badly worded, vulgar poem depicting a woman's appearance.

In essence, it is not much different from what peach is dying, scorching and so on, but the level is poor, not the attitude is poor, and it is not an obscene poem.

But whether it is considered an obscene poem or not, someone actually wrote such a paragraph on the wall where he confessed to the goddess, and Fu Xi was still so angry.

Looking at the furious Fu Xi, the female snail sighed: "But Shang Xun is the Son of Heaven, this is a matter that the True God Lord acquiesces in, how can I blame it privately?"

Fu Xi shook his head and said, "Don't worry, Niangniang, leave this matter to me." ”

"It's called a mother again!"

The female snail angrily pinched the soft flesh on Fu Xi's waist, and Fu Xi hurriedly confessed again and again.

Then, the two snuggled into the volute palace.

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