Chapter 285: The Big Stomach King
The other two nodded in agreement, and they didn't know why the Zhuang Zhuang trusted the madman so much to eat five more bowls, and the madman's body didn't look like a person who ate so many meals.
Then the man said, "What if he eats more than five bowls." ”
The three of them immediately said: "Don't worry, if he can eat the five bowls again, we will compensate you again, as long as he adds one bowl, we will double and lose another thousand taels to you." ”
The banker said with a smile: "Then if he eats these five bowls and eats ten bowls, then I won't be fat." ”
As soon as the three of them rolled their eyes, they thought that the Zhuang was crazy.
The madman didn't know at all that someone was gambling on how much he ate, and he was still eating with his head bored, and the speed of the rice was ...... Stains are really not usually fast.
One bowl, two bowls, three bowls...... When the madman ate the fifth bowl, the four people who made the bet all looked at the madman nervously, especially the one who made the bank, and he was even more nervous, and he muttered about coming on.
When he finally finished eating, the madman touched his stomach, which had already eaten seven bowls of rice.
The madman's action almost scared the banker to the ground, while the other three stared at the banker with a smile on their faces, with an expression of victory in hand.
Behold......
The madman touched his stomach and screamed, "Little Er......"
Xiao Er came running in response, thinking that the madman was going to settle the bill, but the madman pointed to the empty bowl on the table and said, "Five more bowls." ”
"Poof......" The madman's words thundered many people, this fucking has already eaten seven bowls and will continue to eat, and will come five more bowls, is this still human.
The shopkeeper said with a shocked face: "Guest officer, you're not kidding, let's have five more bowls." ”
The shopkeeper didn't believe his ears anymore.
The madman glared and said, "Why, didn't you say that I was full, I wasn't full." ”
The shopkeeper glanced at most of the shredded beef on the table, and then at the madman, and hesitated for a while.
The madman immediately said angrily: "Don't go quickly, you want to starve me to death." ”
As soon as these words came out, many people in the entire inn fell under the table, and the fucking people ate seven bowls and said that they would starve him to death.
The shopkeeper's mouth was crooked, and he didn't dare to do anything to the customer, so he hurriedly said, "You wait, I'll come right away." Then he ran away, but went to find the treasurer.
The shopkeeper had already heard the movement here, and when he saw the shopkeeper coming, he waved his hand and said, "Serve him food, don't let people say that our Yuanpeng Inn doesn't matter if it's full, you can serve him as much as he eats." ”
When the shopkeeper got the instructions, he was immediately relieved, and then ran to the kitchen to cook.
Three of the four who made the bet had their faces as black as the bottom of a pot, and they were scolding madmen for being animals.
And the one who was Zhuang laughed so much that his mouth grinned to the back of his head, and he admired in his heart that he really had vicious eyes and eyes like a torch, and if he earned this handful, these three people couldn't afford to pay back so many silver taels, and now the madman asked for five bowls, which means that each of the three of them owed him six thousand taels of silver
The shopkeeper brought five bowls of rice, and the guests in the inn stopped eating and watched the madman eat.
The man who was the Zhuang stood up at this time and laughed: "That brother, if you eat these five bowls and eat five more bowls, I will give you a thousand taels of silver." ”
The madman was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at him and said, "That's true." ”
The person who made the dealer hurriedly said: "Absolutely serious." ”
The madman laughed and said, "That's what you said, everyone heard it, don't regret it then." ”
The banker nodded with a smile: "I will never regret it." ”
The madman laughed, and then shouted to the shopkeeper: "Did you hear it, come five more bowls of rice, and I'll give you a hundred taels in a while." ”
The shopkeeper's mouth trembled, although he was very happy that the madman said that he would divide him with a hundred taels, but that wouldn't be a dead person, if there was a picture of a dead man in the inn, it would really be a big fun.
However, the shopkeeper did not hesitate, and hurriedly went to the kitchen again.
When the shopkeeper sent the meal out again, the shopkeeper said kindly: "Guest officer, you have to take care, don't eat if you can't eat." ”
The madman patted the shopkeeper's shoulder and said, "It's good to watch from the sidelines." ”
Then the madman glanced at the man who said he would give him a thousand taels of silver: "That brother is optimistic." ”
After saying that, the madman began to eat.
Everyone was watching, watching the plate of shredded beef on the table slowly decrease, and the rice slowly decreased.
A bowl.
Two bowls.
Three bowls of ...... The guests counted the madmen one by one, and three of the four young boys were already frightened at this time, completely forgetting that they were going to lose thousands of taels of silver, who could believe that there was such a person in the world who could eat.
The madman swept away the white rice piled on the table like a violent wind, and the plate of beef quickly decreased, and everyone looked at it with their mouths wide open in shock, regardless of men, women, and children.
In ancient times, Wu Song had eighteen bowls of spirits to fight tigers.
Today, there are seventeen bowls of rice from a madman......
Ahem...... It's not a big deal, but it's pretty much the same.
The madman finished eating, a full seventeen bowls of rice, plus a plate of shredded beef, and the madman's stomach was already bulging at this time, and he was afraid that he would not have a problem without eating for three days.
The madman stood up with some difficulty, glanced at the stunned appearance of the people around him, and the madman grinned and said, "Eat well, sleep well, hello, hello, everyone, haha." ”
This sentence almost knocked everyone under the table, and then everyone made a noise and praised the madman as the king of the stomach, not a person
The madman walked up to the table of four young men and said with a smile to the man who said he would give him a thousand taels of silver: "How about it, I'm done eating, what about your silver taels." ”
After the young man sobered up, he immediately smiled and said with a smile: "Brother is really good, the little brother admires the five-body throw, as for the silver two, you wait a while." ”
As soon as the young man finished speaking, he immediately turned around and said to the three sons with a smile: "You three heard it, what about the silver taels, why don't you hand it over quickly." ”
The three sons and brothers had a funeral expression on their faces, and each of them gave a thousand taels of silver tickets and said, "You won, and the rest will be owed first." Now the madman eats ten bowls of rice, plus the original bet of one thousand taels, that is, each of them lost 11,000 taels of silver, where did they take so much, so they had to take 1,000 taels to pay off the debt for the time being.
At this time, everyone understood that these four people were actually betting on how much the madman ate.
The madman looked at the thick silver ticket in the hand of the young man who won the money, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
The young man laughed and took out a thousand taels to the madman and said, "Come, brother, this is your one thousand taels." ”
The madman didn't go to take the silver ticket, but looked at him with an unhappy face and said: "I said brother, you are too unkind, I helped you win so much, you only gave a thousand taels, not to mention that you didn't do anything, look at me, my belly is like a pregnant woman, how can I say that we have to divide eighty-two." ”
The young man said depressedly: "I said brother, I only said that I would give you a thousand taels, okay, you want eighty-two cents now, then you don't want almost six thousand taels." ”
The madman's eyes widened and he said, "What six thousand taels, it's me eight, do you understand?" ”
The young man exclaimed, "Well, I won." ”
The madman continued to play tricks: "If you can't do it, you have to do it, take it ......"
After finishing speaking, he actually stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and the silver ticket actually arrived in his hand.
Everyone in the inn was stunned, and they didn't understand why there was something wrong with this play, this time it was gambling money, and it was divided for a while, but now the money actually went to the hands of this big stomach.
A dozen silver tickets in the young man's hand suddenly disappeared, and they were in the other party's hand, which was a full three thousand taels.
The young man was furious and shouted, "Give me back ......" and said as he reached out and grabbed it.
As a result, the madman was simply a hooligan to the end, and he pressed him to the seat with a slap and said: "Boy, the uncle is in a good mood, he said that eighty-two is eighty-two, and then let you lie in bed for half a month after a while, and now you still owe me three thousand taels to know no." ”
The young man was still about to get angry, but his companion comforted: "Xiaotong, don't talk about it, people want eighty-two, eighty-two." ”
The man kept winking at the little guy.
The person named Xiaotong was not stupid, he immediately knew what he meant, and then nodded and said, "Okay, eighty-two is eighty-two, I still owe you three thousand taels." ”
The madman laughed and said, "That's good, your friend is much more sensible than you." He counted the silver tickets as he spoke.
That Xiaotong can only harbor a breath of sulking, and a good three thousand taels will fly at once, and anyone will be uncomfortable.
The madman counted 1,800 taels and said: "I don't want the 3,000 taels, I'm a very generous person, and there will be a period later, haha" and then left without looking back.
Everyone was made to cry and laugh by the madman, people said to give 1,000 taels, but you robbed other people's money, and said that they still had 3,000 taels to you, and now they said that they were still very generous, and everyone was speechless at this time and asked the sky.
After the madman met the shopkeeper, he gave him two hundred taels with a smile: "Xiaoer, you are really my lucky star, this is a reward for you, as well as those meal money." ”
The shopkeeper thanked him again and again with a smile on his face, and actually sent the madman out of the door before stopping.
There was such a farce in the inn that everyone couldn't laugh or cry, but it also gave them a lot of time to talk about, which is definitely a ridiculous story.
The four young men also settled the bill and left after the madman left, and they were in a hurry, and they didn't know what they were doing.
On the street, the madman, the guy with a bulging belly, was still leisurely strolling, looking very happy.
It was a little dark, and he wasn't ready to find a place to stay.
In a small alley, the madman was about to go from here to another street, but he was blocked halfway through.
There were five people on both sides of the front and back, and four of them were actually the four sons in the inn.
The madman protected his chest with a frightened face and said, "You, what do you want to do, rob money and sex." ”
After listening to the madman's words, these ten people spat out one after another, and the little boy who was robbed of the silver ticket by the madman snorted and said: "You bastard, who wants to rob you, are you fucking beautiful." ”
The madman patted his chest and said with a sigh of relief: "Then I'll be relieved." Then he said, "Do you want to come and get those silver tickets back?" ”
The little boy and brother whispered: "Are you knowingly asking, pretending to be stupid, hurry up and take out all the silver tickets, otherwise it won't look good if you break your hands and legs." ”
The madman was startled and said, "It's so ruthless, it looks like I'll pay you back." ”
Brother Xiaotong laughed and said, "You know each other." ”
The nine people who came with him also laughed, and one of them said, "I thought this kid was going to fight with us, but why is he so cowardly." ”
The madman said seriously: "Wrong, it's because I don't like to fight from the inside" "To be continued" cough cough, the beginning of the month, ask for votes, give the motivation of the code word.
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