But several emperors can't always get together to play mahjong, right?

Especially the Emperor of Chu State, Emperor Chu Duan, this guy has been losing all his hands and pants in the past two days, and he is looking forward to Jiang Li going to solve the problem quickly.

Jiang Li clicked his lips and said, "These old guys are really ......."

Jiang Li casually threw the letter aside, and after changing his clothes, he whistled, and the crow flew over: "Boss, what are you doing?"

Jiang Li said: "Go and call Su Jiu over, let's prepare to set off and go to the Seven Nations Talks." ”

"Okay!" The crow flew away, and after a while, he flew in with Su Jiu.

In this seven-nation meeting, Jiang Li originally planned to go by himself, but Karl, Lu Younan and others disagreed. After all, it is a grand event of the Seven Kingdoms that attracts the attention of the world, and if Jiang Li is alone, he will go on a crow, it will be too embarrassing. It doesn't matter if he is embarrassed, the point is to embarrass the Ming Dynasty.

So, someone has to follow him, help him prop up the field, and take care of everything.

Otherwise, when the emperor of a country goes, he can't even have a servant, and he has to go to the kitchen to serve everything by himself, right?

But Carl, Lu Younan, Xiao Yezi and others are all very busy, and they really can't help.

As for Sister Hong and Friday, the two of them went out a while ago, and they haven't come back yet, so they can't be counted on.

Among all the people, Su Jiu gave people the best feeling......

The point is that Su Jiu's temperament is too outstanding, and he was directly selected by everyone to follow Jiang to leave for a meeting. Because Su Jiu is really able to save face for Jiang Li, and he can also support the scene.

Su Jiu chose some servants, retinues, and so-called guards, and then set off.

The servants were some diligent ordinary people, the entourage was mainly some maids, and the guards were a group of very handsome-looking young men.

In short, this team does not seek the highest force, but the most handsome and beautiful!

It is said to be an escort team, but it is actually a ceremonial team.

After all, with Jiang Li, all the guards can be saved.

Moreover, considering the safety of the Ming Imperial City, there is Daha stationed with a brake force, even if there is an enemy attack, at least it can last for a while.

As long as he holds on for a while, Jiang Li can rush back, and then the gods will block and kill the gods, and the Buddhas will block and kill the Buddhas.

The crow's flight speed was very fast, but Jiang Li didn't let him fly with all his might.

Because......

"I want to see what Old Man Chu looks like when he loses his underwear. Jiang Li said with a wistful expression.

Hearing this, Su Jiu pursed his lips and smiled: "Are you okay with this mouthful?" seriously, you ...... Do you really like men?"

Jiang Li shuddered and said, "Don't talk nonsense. ”

Su Jiu leaned over, and the perfect body curve was visible at a glance, and the hearts of the people who provoked him soared.

However, as a steel boy, Jiang Li can still resist this temptation, but he just glanced at it twice.

Su Jiu lowered his voice and said, "Little brother Karl, it's really exciting." ”

Jiang Li glanced at her and said, "What do you want? I am innocent with Carl! I have never slept in a bed." ”

Su Jiu covered his mouth and smiled: "Do you still want to sleep in the same bed with him?" I think I sleep with him." ”

Jiang Li was too lazy to take care of this goblin, sitting on the head of the crow, looking at the clouds in the distance, Jiang Li stretched his waist and said, "You say, when will it be peaceful this day?"

Seeing that Jiang Li was down to business, Su Jiu didn't tease Jiang Li anymore, sat side by side with Jiang Li, and said with some fascination: "Perhaps, when the crisis of the Protoss is solved, it will be peaceful, right?"

Jiang Li said: "If only someone could tell me how the Demon Clan and the Heavenly God Clan went." I rushed straight in, slapped them to death, and then I could live a quiet life. ”

Su Jiu's beautiful eyes flickered, looked at Jiang Li, and said, "Little day, who are you spending time with?"

Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, and the picture of a few people flashed in his mind, and finally shook his head and said, "I haven't thought about it yet." ”

Su Jiu smiled: "I think you're thinking too much, it's not easy to choose, right?"

Jiang Li shook his head, although there were many portraits of people in his mind, there was only one that really gave him an idea.

It's just that he really can't say some words when they come to his lips......

But he couldn't say it, so he snorted twice and got sloppy.

At the same time, the state of Qi.

"Lao Chu, do you want to play two more games. Jiang Jinchen looked at the shirtless Chu Duhuang and said with a smile.

Emperor Chu Dui glared and said, "Don't play!

"Looking for him? That guy doesn't have the same things in his head as we do. Let's play...... I promise you'll win this one!At least you have clothes to wear!" Jiang Jinchen continued to flicker.

Emperor Chu Dui was not fooled at all, and sneered: "You said the same thing last time, but what was the result?

Jiang Jinchen shook his head cheekily and said, "This ...... Mistakes, really mistakes. ”

Emperor Chu Dui didn't believe his words at all, and said with his pants in his hands: "You don't want to hit my pants!"

"You don't play cards, why are you going? I opened this door for you, are you embarrassed to go out?" Jiang Jinchen asked.

Emperor Chu's face was flushed, and he really didn't dare to go out.

If this is known, the emperor of Chu will run all over the ground bare-chested, and this person will be lost.

At this time, Prince Dan smiled and said, "Two old men, why don't you ...... Let's get some clothes for Old Man Chu?"

Emperor Chu Dui turned his head suddenly, gave a thumbs up and said, "Good boy, Jiang Jinchen, look at other people, no wonder people are unparalleled in the Yan Kingdom, look at what this person did." Look at you again, you're an old prank!"

Jiang Jinchen said: "I don't raise dead soldiers, besides...... I raise you, do you dare to let me raise you?"

"Bah!" Emperor Chu Dui spat directly.

On the other side, King Zhao Wuling sat there and watched all this with a smile, humming a little song and drinking a little wine.

The two old men quarreled there, and finally sat on the side with a grunt, and stopped playing.

At this time, the Emperor of Wei said: "Jiang Li, that kid, is really true." Wouldn't it be over if we came early? This makes us idle......"

Jiang Jinchen said: "I think it's good that Jiang Li didn't come, give us some time to relax." Think about it, we people in our own country, want to find someone to play mahjong with us, is this possible? Even if there are people, they are still trembling, and it is not interesting to win.

It's still fun for a few of us to fight, it's all up to your ability!

Enjoyable!"

Chu Duhuang said: "You fight bare-chested, I promise to make you have enough fun." ”

Jiang Jinchen was about to say something, when he heard someone outside running over in a hurry, knocking on the door and saying, "Your Majesty, Jiang Li is about to arrive." ”

Hearing this, several old men got up instantly.

No matter how noisy you usually are, when you do business, you are still very safe.

Jiang Jinchen rushed out in stride, and King Zhao Wuling followed closely behind, dragging away the crown prince Dan by the way.

When the three of them ran away, Emperor Chu Dui yelled: "Your uncle, leave me a piece of clothing!"

The three of them ran faster......

Chu Duan stomped his feet angrily, and finally aimed his eyes at the curtains in the room......

At the same time, the crows had already been seen outside, and then the news spread, the city gates were wide open, and the ceremonial team had already taken the first step to take their positions. Just wait for Jiang Li and the others to arrive, welcome to the music!

After all, it is the emperor of a country who is coming, and this is the proper etiquette.

King Zhao Wuling and the others followed Jiang Jinchen to the gate of the capital, ready to greet them......

Even a few people were ready with polite words.

However......

In the sky, Su Jiu asked Jiang Li, "Do you want to go down?"

Jiang Li shook his head and said, "It's a fart, no one will pick it up when the time comes, it's too embarrassing." Anyway, they are all old acquaintances, so go directly to the Imperial City Palace. ”

This is not to blame Jiang Li, there is a dark cloud below, which just covers the scene of the ceremonial team coming out, he looked at it from a distance before, and the ceremonial team has not come out yet. thought that he was being dried again, so in order not to be ashamed, he chose to fly in directly.

So, a group of emperors waiting for music and salutes, plus a group of ministers, were looking up in anticipation.

As a result, after the dark clouds came, Jiang Li was gone......

Then I heard the crow cry from the palace behind me, and Jiang Li's loud voice: "Old Jiang, I'm here!"

Hearing this, several emperors suddenly turned black, and their feelings were in vain!

Then I heard Jiang Li shouting: "I'm Cao, Lao Chu, you're quite trendy!"

When a few people heard this, they were immediately happy, and they didn't care about the ceremonial team, turned around and ran towards the palace. It's a pity that after all, he is the emperor, and he can't spread his legs in front of outsiders, so he can only sit on the dragon and be in a hurry.

As for the palace, Jiang Li looked at Emperor Chu Dui who was wearing blue bronzing curtains in front of him, and his eyes were about to pop out.

"Ahem...... Jiang Li...... Well, don't be so loud. "Emperor Chu's face was almost dark, he was watching a few emperors go out, and no one came back here during this time, so he came out wrapped in curtains, but he never expected that Jiang Li's grandson would fall from the sky!

It just hit the right one!

When Jiang Li heard this, he immediately understood something, and asked in a low voice, "Are you really losing the pants?"

Emperor Chu Dui lamented: "Bad luck...... Anyway, do you have any clothes? ”

Jiang Li shook his head: "No, but my sister should have." Right?"

Jiang Li looked at Su Jiu slipperily, Su Jiu glanced at Jiang Li, and understood that this thing was going to trick people.

Emperor Chu Dui glanced at Su Jiu, his eyes were slightly straight, and he was obviously attracted by Su Jiu's temperament, but after all, he was the emperor of a country, and his heart was still very calm. Just glanced at it, and after being amazed, it was flat.

Su Jiumei's eyes wandered, he smiled, took out a piece of clothing from the Sumeru bag and said, "I really have a set of clothes that I haven't worn, Your Majesty can try it." ”

Emperor Chu Dui glanced at Jiang Li: "You kid is sincere, right? There are so many guards behind you, can't you give me a set of men's clothes?"

Jiang Li said confidently: "Then how can you do it? They are guards, and their status is low! And they are all guards when they go out, do you want to wear guard clothes? This ...... If it gets out, you might as well be bare-chested. ”

Although Emperor Chu Dui knew that Jiang Li was cheating him, he was also speechless, so he could only hum dryly.

Jiang Li said: "Are you wearing it?"

Emperor Chu sneered: "I'd rather wear this than yours!"

Jiang Li nodded, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "The Emperor of Chu State stole the window ...... Qi State."

"Shut up!"

Emperor Chu Dui rushed up and covered Jiang Li's mouth, and tears of anxiety were about to fall out: "What the hell are you going to do?!"

Jiang Li said: "It's very simple, let's go back and unify the weights and measures between our two countries? Also, the money should be unified as much as possible, and at least there must be a stable exchange ratio." ”

When Emperor Chu heard this, he glared at Jiang Li and said, "You have the idea of attacking my Chu State?" But your Ming Dynasty has a small land and a small population, so what are you doing to trade with us? Are you not afraid to put yourself in it?"

Jiang Li said indifferently: "Don't worry...... If I really can't, won't I be done robbing your vault?"

When Emperor Chu heard this, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he stared at Jiang Lidao: "Can you be more shameless?"

Looking at Emperor Chu Duan, Jiang Li couldn't hold back again, and asked, "That old Chu, the big beauty I killed, is it really your daughter?" I don't think it's like it...... If it were your daughter, you wouldn't be so calm with your temperament. ”

When Emperor Chu Dui heard this, he sighed and said, "It's hard to say at the beginning, but now there is no taboo." That's not my daughter, it's a ghost elf, pretending to be my daughter. My daughter Qingyan has been knowledgeable since she was a child, how can she be unreasonable and bully? Moreover, Qingyan has not liked to fight and kill since she was a child, and only likes to do some red-line work at home...... So, if you kill him, I will not only not be angry, but I will be happy. ”

Only then did Jiang Li understand the fundamental reason why he killed Emperor Chu's daughter, but Emperor Chu was never angry.

So, Jiang Li touched his chin and said, "Hmm...... In that case, your daughter is quite beautiful. Don't you have the same level? Or ...... Shall we get married?"

"Get out!" Chu Duhuang scolded directly.

In the end, Emperor Chu Dui agreed to Jiang Li's request, and Jiang Li gave him a brand new set of men's clothes.

At this moment, Jiang Jinchen and the others came back, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw the old god of Chu Dui Huang sitting there drinking tea, and then looked at his clothes, several people squinted their eyes and said, "Old Chu, you ...... Sold your daughter?"

"Get out!" Chu Duhuang scolded again.

A few guys sat down one after another.

Jiang Li looked at the few people present, and only then did he find that except for the Emperor of Wei, the rest of the people who came were all acquaintances.

But no matter how you count it, there is one less, so he asked, "What about the people of the Qin State?"

"You said Lao Qin, that didn't come, he went into retreat. But his meaning has been passed on, roughly speaking, he doesn't listen to what we say, and he has to go it alone. Jiang Jinchen said.

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, so domineering...... This is really the personality of Qin Shi Huang!

Jiang Li said: "That...... What are we going to talk about?"

Jiang Jinchen, as the host, took the lead and said: "Our meaning is also very simple, the current division of the human race is not conducive to the future war. So, we want to form a coalition government first, at least a wartime coalition government.

Similar to the federal system, when there is something to do, everyone sits down and fights together, which is also convenient for uniting their respective forces. ”