Zhang Shi was happy when he heard this, "Hey, what should I be, my feelings are here to rob women with Lao Tzu." The girl is indeed in my house, what do you want?"

"Heh, it seems that you don't understand the rules here, the green kite is my favorite, when I'm not there, how to play whatever you want, but what if I'm here," the man patted Zhang Shi on the shoulder and said softly, "I don't care if you're having fun or not, the green kite must come to my house!"

"And what if I don't want to?"

"That's not good!" a woman in the house came out and said to Zhang Shi that this woman was a green kite. She smiled, "I'm sorry Zhang Gongzi, Hua Ye is here, I can't accompany you, this is not for you, it's just that Hua Ye is very good to me, I have to accompany him as soon as Hua Ye comes, it has always been like this, please forgive Zhang Gongzi!"

Zhang Shi waved his hand angrily, "Get out, get out!"

The green kite was overjoyed, and saluted Zhang Shi: "Thank you, Childe!" and then walked with the man, who looked back at Zhang Shi contemptuously when he left.

Zhang Shi sat back angrily and slammed the table, "Damn, you can't have fun playing!" I comforted him: "Isn't it just a woman, there is still a shortage of women here?

Zhang Shi took two deep breaths, grabbed a woman next to him, and asked, "What was the origin of that person just now? What is his relationship with this green kite? Do you know?"

"Well, it's something that everyone here knows, Gongzi wants to hear it, of course the slave family is willing to tell it, but ......" She gestured to Zhang Shi, Zhang Shi took out fifty taels from his arms and handed it to her, "You say." ”

She smiled and took the silver from Zhang Shi's hand, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say! That person, called Hua Man, is a well-known son in the county, and his family is in the medicinal herb business." As for the playboy, he was pampered when he was young, and his temperament was naturally stronger, but the playboy was a well-known good man, always opening a warehouse and putting grain, and he would help if someone had some difficulties. The playboy has not been married so far, and he always likes to come to our rouge building to shop, but he is very strange, and he doesn't want others after he comes, but he wants the green kite to accompany him. ”

Zhang Shi nodded, "Seeing that he is still a good person, I won't bother with him." Come on, let's keep playing ours!"

Zhang Shi and I played in the rouge building for a few hours, and we didn't leave until it was almost night, Zhang Shi was drunk, and I was about to take him back to his house, but Zhang Shi grabbed me, "What...... What's the matter? I'm angry today, and I can't take revenge back?"

"Didn't you say that he was a good guy and let him go?"

Zhang Shi smiled, "He's a good person, I'm not, I want to hold this breath in my heart, and I can't suffocate to death?"

I spread my hands, "So what do you want?"

Zhang Shi was so drunk that he couldn't stand anymore, he kept holding my arms around me, and his body staggered, "I...... I naturally have a way, let's go buy pens!" After saying that, he pulled me and walked towards the night market.

Zhang Shi and I bought pens, ink, and inkstones, and Zhang Shi inquired about the address of Huafu at the night market, and dragged me to Huafu. When I arrived at Huafu, Zhang Shi pulled me to climb over the wall. I hurriedly grabbed him, "Hey, what are you going to do?"

Zhang Shi turned around and smiled at me like a fool, "I'll climb in to get revenge on him." ”

I covered my face, "I really convinced you, when is this time, the people inside haven't slept yet, you go in to find death?"

Zhang Shi listened to my words and nodded thoughtfully, "That's right," he came down and squatted by the wall, "Then we'll wait here." ”

I couldn't resist him, so I could only shake my head helplessly and squat by the wall with him. We just squatted like this, and we didn't speak, I don't know how long it took, Zhang Shi touched me, "Hey!

I looked up at the moon, "It's midnight, and everyone in the flower house should be asleep." ”

"Okay, let's go!" Zhang Shi said and was about to climb up the wall, but he was still drunk and couldn't climb up, so he had to turn his head and say to me, "You push me." I sighed, pushed him up, and then tumbled into the yard as well. We quickly found the bedroom full of flowers (note: in the ancient courtyard, who lived in which room was fixed, it was still easy to find someone's bedroom), Zhang Shi pushed the door, but did not push it open. This is not difficult for me, after all, it is the old business, I asked Zhang Shi to flash to the side, took out a knife, inserted the knife into the crack of the door, and quickly opened the door. Zhang Shi and I lit a candle and shone it on the bed, and sure enough, it was full of flowers lying on the bed.

Zhang Shi smiled, "Yes, it's this grandson, see how I fix him!" Then he took out a pen, ink, and inkstone from his arms, put them on the table, and began to grind the ink. After grinding the ink, Zhang Shi dipped his pen in the ink, walked to the bedside, and drew a Wang Ba on Hua Man's forehead. After finishing the painting, Zhang Shi pretended to look at it and said to me, "What are the shortcomings of this Wang Ba." I went over and looked, "There's nothing missing." Zhang Shi shook his head, "Look at it!" Then he added a line in the middle of Wang Ba's hind limbs, and drew it until the flowers filled his mouth, and even I couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Shi smiled lewdly, gently lifted the quilt full of flowers, and said to himself: "The paintings are all drawn, just add something to his whole body!" After that, he untied the clothes of the flowers and painted on his chest. After drawing for a while, he looked back at me again, "I can't enjoy such fun things alone, come on, come on, you can also draw two strokes for him!" I had itchy hands for a long time, so I took the pen and scribbled on Hua Man's face and chest.

In this way, we use Huaman's body as a drawing paper, and let ourselves go to our heart's content, drawing a king for a while, a soil dog for a while, and a thing that we don't know what it is. It didn't take long for Hua Man's whole body to be covered with our "masterpieces", and even that thing was completely blackened by Zhang Shi. Zhang Shi still didn't feel like it, so he took the wine jug full of flowers on the table, drank all the wine inside, poured a soak of urine into it, and handed the pot to me. Zhang Shi was completely crazy, and he was drunk, so as soon as I finished peeing, he grabbed the pot, walked next to Huaman, and poured it into his mouth. Hua Man was just woken up after two mouthfuls, coughing and opening his eyes, just facing Zhang Shi's eyes, Zhang Shi was stunned on the spot, Hua Man smacked his lips, felt the smell of urine in his mouth, and looked down to see the ink on his body, and immediately called out. I hurriedly grabbed Zhang Shi and ran out with him.

The screams of the flowers woke up the whole courtyard, and the lights were lit up one by one, and as soon as Zhang Shi and I ran into the courtyard, a group of people came out to surround us, and we are now in a dilemma.