2. The first taste of acacia has entered the bones, and it is difficult to lower the eyebrows (3)
She looked up, hurried forward, and looked into the oncoming formation.
But seeing the thousands of banners against the wind and clouds, an elegant young man in a green robe and blue clothes crossed the unicorn, holding a jade flute, slowly lowering his eyes, and waiting leisurely.
After the handsome flag, 70,000 bronze armor filled the smoke and fog, and the drums rumbled.
Liuyu Shi Kite stretched out her eyes to look at the white jade-like snow unicorn under the crotch of others, lowered her head and stroked the thin old horse she was driving, which made her butt hurt, and sighed in her heart, why is it that the same is the commander of the army, why is the treatment gap so big?
The blue-robed man leaned forward slightly and asked softly, "Who is here?"
Liuyu Shi Kite heard the voice very familiarly, as if in the reincarnation dream of the previous life, he had told her something, but she had forgotten it, it was dead, lost in the quicksand of the years, and could not be found again.
She clenched her fists and replied coldly: "You are the wind Lingbi, right?" And pricked up your ears and listened carefully, this lord is the master of the Shi Yu Division under the throne of Chi, Liuyu Shi Kite, and you and other rats, dare to come to die? If you are interested, then quickly kowtow and admit defeat, withdraw the army and flee for your life!"
Feng Lingbi smiled when he heard this, patted Xue Qilin's jade neck sideways, and said casually: "What if you don't know how to do it?"
Liuyu Shi Kite pursed her lips and muttered: "It's really boring, I can't bluff!" She rolled her eyes, calculated in her heart, and then grinned and said: "I already know your heroic achievements in the nine battles of Boling and the burning of the Yanghe, you have a fire from the sky, I hide the wall and go into the water, you can't defeat me, and I can't win you, so you can only kill more plainly, and add to the fire of war, wouldn't it hurt the way of heaven and harm the common people? I just don't know, what do you think?"
Wind Spirit Biqi said: "Oh? ”
Liuyu Shi Kite said slyly: "At this time, it is summer, and the heat is unbearable, so it is better for us to eat melons as a bet, and both parties will put 300 watermelons in Tun, with a stick of incense as the limit, which side has less melons left, which side will win the game." However, it can only be you and me who bow down to the battle, and no more others can help, if you violate it, you will lose immediately. - You win, I retreat, I win, you retreat," she pointed at the corner of her fingers, tilted her head and asked, "Feng Lingbi, do you dare to bet?"
Ping Ping leaned back and sighed, "Did the boss have a brain when he spoke? Does she know what she was purring in her mouth now? Could it be that her brain fell in the camp tent and forgot to bring it out?"
Fei shook his head: "You think too much, Ah Yu didn't forget her brain, but forgot her brain, she just didn't have a brain at all!"
Xin Li said helplessly: "This is the battlefield, does she think she is still playing at home, it's really heartbreaking!"
Bai Xuan praised: "It is worthy of being my little daughter-in-law, who is not chaotic in the face of danger, unexpected, witty and brave, good job!"
Changqin said coldly: "Ah Yu and you are not married yet, calling her like this will tarnish the innocence of her daughter's family!"
Bai Xuan shouted: "We all went to the wedding hall and worshiped twice, isn't this still a husband......" Suddenly seeing Changqin's face was solemn and cold, he was afraid in his heart, and he couldn't stop in a hurry, and muttered in a low voice: "If you don't scream, don't scream, what's annoying!"
Fei Lian held the flying blade 'Killing Wind' tightly in his hand, and said: "If the boss loses in a while, we will rush up and kill it, and we must protect the boss to the death, and kill the enemy army for Senior Brother Chi Wang!"
On the battlefield, Liuyu Shi Kite raised her eyebrows and waited for Feng Lingbi's reply.
Feng Lingbi thought for a moment and said, "Well, this idea is both interesting and interesting, but it is not unusual. Okay, I'm supposed to go. ”
Liuyu Shi Kite smiled successfully, and said in his heart: "If it is about eating, drinking and having fun, I Liuyu Shi Kite wants to say second, in this world, I am afraid that no one dares to call it first! Besides, it is a big watermelon that eats this soup and dripping water, I see how your gentle and delicate little scholar should end up in embarrassment!"
In the center of the two armies, 300 round watermelons of the same size and a stick of golden sandalwood were already placed on the left and right.
Feng Lingbi and Liuyu Shi Kite turned over and got off their mounts and went to the melon.
Feng Lingbi saluted first, and Liuyu Shi Kite did not give in, that is, she lifted her robe into the melon pile, squatted down, and had a fierce face of sharpening her knife, she raised her hand, and took a light breath towards the palm blade, and slashed down, "Click"! A big watermelon suddenly exploded and opened head-on.
Liuyu Shi Yuan raised her eyebrows with a smile, took a bite of the melon, and hummed in her heart: "Little look, dare to fight with me, your hair is still a little tender!
The old god of Feng Lingbi sat on the ground, raised his sleeves and turned out a stone table, a jade pot and a jade bottle. He raised his fingers slightly, tapped a few sides, and a green melon obediently flew up a few times, cracking by itself, in which the red gourd condensed into a pool of juice, flowing into the jade pot, not a drop leaked.
Feng Lingbi stretched out her hand and poured a bottle of melon juice, and moved towards Liuyu Shi Kite, lying comfortably.
Liuyu Shi Kite looks stupid, watermelon still has such a chic and fairy way to eat?
The sandalwood is still burning there, no matter what it's thirty-seven twenty-one, eat it!
Liuyu Shi Kite opened his belly to a storm of wind and clouds, the wind and clouds surged, the wind, the wind and the wind were sluggish and the water was cold, and the strong man was gone, and he would not return to die, and he would not die, so he would continue to eat.
A palm split, 'Oops——!' Liuyu Shi Kite screamed, and his palms were throbbing with pain, but this melon didn't move at all, and it couldn't be opened. Liuyu Shi Kite was in a hurry, jumped high, snapped, sat down, and boom! The watermelon was smashed apart by the volley's falling buttocks for a while, and the red stream became a pool.
Where can Liuyu Shi Kite take care of so much, and immediately plunged into the broken melon, and swallowed the nonsense.
Feng Lingbi was leisurely sipping melon drinks, and watched Liuyu Shi Kite eat like heavy rain with great interest, her hair and clothes were wet with the 'watermelon rain', and the embankment burst for thousands of miles.
Seeing that the incense ash is about to run out, the time is coming, there are still seven melons left on the side of the wind and spirit, and there are still sixteen or seventeen left here in Liuyu Shi Kite.
At the last moment, Liuyu Shi Yuan swallowed a large mouthful of watermelon that choked on his throat, and said half-choked and half-gasped: "Ali Xiaofei, if you don't come at this time, when will you stay!"
Xin Lifei heard this, hurriedly rushed forward, exerted his magical powers, opened his mouth, and sucked all the round green jasper watermelons into his abdomen.
Only then did Liuyu Shi Kite stand up leisurely with his waist on his back, stepped on the melon skin, burped, looked down at Feng Lingbi, and said proudly: "How about it, willing to gamble and lose, Feng Lingbi, retire the army, please!"
Feng Lingbi got up, pointed at Xin Lifei and said, "Lord Master, then, what does this mean?"
Liuyu Shi Kite held his hand and said, "Miss Li, Xiao Fei!"
Xin Lifei folded the two of them into smoke, and now became a real body, Liuyu Shi Kite held two small snakes, shook in front of Feng Lingbi's face, and cheekily said: "General Feng, you can always see clearly, this is a snake, it is my portable magic weapon, it is a cold iron body forged from the yin fire of the heavenly candle, and where is there any physical body! I only said, 'Don't help more people', and didn't say 'Don't help more', you look at this, yes or no?"
She spit out a watermelon seed, looked at Feng Lingbi lazily, and said in her heart, Jiang is still old and spicy, her old ginger, she has to spicy all the snot and tears of Feng Lingbi! Hmph, if she can't even win this bet, then wouldn't she have won the title of 'Zhongshan Little Overlord, Building an Invincible Opponent' who plucked her feathers and caused trouble!
Feng Lingbi looked at her for a long time as if she had encountered a treasure, and Wen Er smiled: "Master Gaoji, bow down to the wind in Xiagan." The green mountains do not change, the green water flows for a long time, there will be a period in the future, Lord Si, farewell!" After that, he turned around and left, walked a few steps, suddenly stopped, turned around, tapped his cheeks, and said, "There is a melon seed ,—— here." ”