Chapter 36: Because I'm too handsome
Following.
Robb waited until the camouflage skill cooled down, and immediately turned into a human again.
After spending a piece of spiritual gold, I found someone to make a snakeskin mask, and went to the village chief's mansion.
"Stop, this is the village chief's mansion, and idlers are not allowed to enter. ”
As soon as he arrived at the gate, he was stopped by the doorman.
"I was tired of reporting to the village chief, and I said that Robb was visiting. ”
When the doorman heard this, he was taken aback.
These days, the people in the village chief's mansion don't know that Jun Qiankun is looking for a man named Rob.
Not long after, Jun Qiankun and Li Du walked briskly.
Seeing Robb wearing a mask, I couldn't help but be stunned.
But when he thought of the snake banquet in which he disguised himself as the village name Wang Fei before, he immediately understood the meaning.
This guy really doesn't want others to see his true face.
However, Robb has unspeakable bitterness in his heart.
Lao Tzu has any true face, and when his true face is revealed, it is estimated that you will all drool.
"Robb Xiaoyou?" Jun Qiankun hugged his fists.
"I'm sorry Village Chief Jun, because I have important things to do these days, so I couldn't come to the appointment in time, I hope you will forgive me. Robb arched.
"Hahaha! Robb Xiaoyou is serious, you can come, I am grateful. Jun Qiankun said with a smile.
After that, Robb was invited into the house.
Jun Qiankun didn't say a word, and directly asked Li Du to bring a pot of wine, and immediately filled it with Luo Bo.
Robb also smiled, didn't care about these details, and drank it all in one gulp.
At this time, Jun Qiankun and Li Dui's attention was always on him.
Robb naturally knew what they wanted to do.
Now that he is wearing a mask on his face, there is a high probability of counterfeiting.
Seeing that Luo Bo finished drinking the wine and was still calm, Jun Qiankun believed that the person in front of him was Luo Bo.
"This wine is a bit rushed. Rob said.
"This is the scorching liquid I told you earlier. Jun Qiankun said.
Although it was only a small glass, this wine-like cultivator really couldn't stand it.
The scorching spirit liquid was specially refined by Jun Qiankun for his daughter, and it was not suitable for drinking in terms of taste or taste.
"Rob Xiaoyou, let's not talk about anything else, let's get straight to the point and talk about Bai Yu. Jun Qiankun said.
Robb nodded, just as he didn't want to waste time.
After that, Jun Qiankun roughly talked about the process of how he dredged Jun Baiyu's muscles.
Finally, he said: "I will teach you the "Strange Sutra of Wine" in the shortest possible time. ”
Luo Bo thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I can't learn this exercise." ”
Jun Qiankun's face sank, and he wondered if he had already noticed the drawbacks of this exercise?
No, I haven't started teaching him yet.
There are many young people who can drink, in fact, there are many in Hundred Snake Village.
In fact, Luo Bo is not the first person Jun Qiankun has ever found.
However, when the previous ones were teaching the "Strange Skill of Turning Wine", they noticed the strangeness of this exercise, so they immediately stopped.
Who wants to risk their own lives to renew the lives of others?
It's just that Jun Qiankun didn't promise anything before that he would marry Jun Baiyu to them. So, it's not the same now.
To be able to get Jun Baiyu and spend a few years of life, there are still many men who are willing.
But if you lose your life and you can't get it in the end, then you definitely won't do it.
"It's not hard to learn. Jun Qiankun hurriedly said.
"It's not a matter of the exercises. Robb continued, "It's this method, which treats the symptoms rather than the root cause. ”
Jun Qiankun's face changed slightly, and he didn't speak.
"Village Chief, I can't hide it, I'm a doctor. If you don't suggest it, can you let me diagnose Jun Baiyu in person. Robb said.
Jun Qiankun obviously didn't expect him to make this request, hesitated for a moment, and finally agreed.
After a long time, Jun Baiyu appeared.
However, he was accompanied by three others.
They are the maid Xiaoyu, as well as Lu Liming, and a middle-aged man.
"I've seen the village chief. "Lu Liming Dynasty Jun Qian Kun saluted.
"Hmm. Jun Qiankun just nodded lightly, and there was no expression on his face.
In the past few days, Lu Li will come to visit tomorrow, and he has long been accustomed to it.
He doesn't like this kid much, but he is the son of an old man, and he can't turn him away.
How could he not know Lu Liming's thoughts about Jun Baiyu, but Jun Baiyu didn't seem to be interested in Lu Liming.
At this time, Lu Liming also saw Robb wearing a mask.
However, his gaze only glanced at it, and he quickly opened his mouth and said, "Village Chief Jun, let me introduce you, this is Doctor Wang Qinwang." ”
"Doctor Wang, this is the village chief of Hundred Snake Village. ”
Wang Qin nodded, and then arched his hand and said: "I have heard the name of the village chief for a long time, and I am fortunate to meet it." ”
Jun Qiankun also immediately hugged his fists and said some polite words.
Wang Qin had naturally heard of Jun Qiankun's name, but Jun Qiankun didn't know this Wang Qin, and he didn't know where Lu Liming found it.
"Village Chief Jun, Dr. Wang Qin is a very famous physician in Wuzhou, but I specially invited him to come here to see Bai Yu. Lu Liming said.
"This ......" Jun Qiankun frowned.
Since he has invited Robb into the door, and Robb has also said that he is a doctor, and now another doctor has appeared, it is obviously disrespectful and rude to Robb.
"Village Chief Jun, hurry up and let Doctor Wang diagnose Bai Yu. Lu Liming said.
"I'm afraid there's something wrong today, so let's change the day. Jun Qiankun said.
"Another day?" Lu Liming was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, shouldn't Jun Qiankun be very anxious about Jun Baiyu's illness?
He glanced at Wang Qin beside him, and said, "Village Chief Jun, let's be honest, Doctor Wang only stayed in Hundred Snake Village for one day, and he will leave tomorrow." ”
When Jun Qiankun heard this, he glanced back at Luo Bo behind him.
Lu Liming immediately understood the trickiness, so he said, "Who is this?"
Luo Bo said: "Brother Lu hasn't seen him for a few days, he looks good, and it seems that he still drank too little in the wine fight." ”
In the wine fight, Lu Liming wrote a poem to threaten himself, and he naturally wouldn't give the other party any good looks.
Hearing this, Lu Liming's eyes couldn't help narrowing, and a touch of hostility immediately appeared.
"Hmph, who was I? It turned out to be Brother Luo, who hid his head and showed his tail, and didn't dare to show his true face. Lu Liming said in a strange way.
Actually, there's nothing wrong with losing a wine fight.
Although Lu Liming can drink, wine is not what he is good at.
That night was Jun Baiyu's eighteenth birthday, he worked hard to pick the night star flowers, and wanted to give them to the woman he loved that night, but because of Luo Bo's appearance, he won the wine fight, and then Lu Liming had no chance to see Jun Baiyu at all.
The night star flower only blooms at night, and when it opens, the starlight floats out of the petals, and the next day it will wither.
The birthday gift that I carefully prepared was ruined by Robb's appearance. It is precisely because of this that he hates Robb to the core.
"Brother Luo, all of you present are people with status, why wear a mask to hide yourself, this is too contrived, right?" Lu Liming continued.
Robb shrugged his shoulders and said, "No way, I don't want to!" Mainly because I am too handsome, and there are women screaming for me wherever I go, so that I fall madly in love with me. So considering that there were women present, it was better for me to put on the mask. ”
As soon as these words came out, Lu Liming's facial muscles twitched.
Damn, I've never seen such a shameless person.
"You mean Bai Yu will fall in love with you?
"Not necessarily. Rob said.
Jun Baiyu, who was standing aside at this time, also sneered, thinking that this was indeed a bit shameless.
However, Robb's freedom of talking and laughing also made her find it very interesting.
She has been studying the two poems written by Robb for the past few days, and from the poems, she feels the author's heroism.
In particular, the poem "Will Enter the Wine" strongly reflects the author's personality who does not want to be bound by secular rules.
Therefore, she felt that Robb could make such a joke on such an occasion, which was completely reasonable.
She was now more and more curious about what kind of face would be under the mask.
Is it really as stunning as he says?
Or is it mediocre?
Or maybe even ugly?