Chapter 1 This Ring Spirit is too obscene
"It's so fragrant, it's still the little demon's tender meat, this meal is absolutely delicious. ”
Just after a lot of hard work and tongue, I finally deceived a few little demons into getting out of the pot.
Tang San rubbed his hands excitedly, grabbed the demon meat, and took a big bite to eat.
What kind of rules and precepts, he has already thrown them out of the clouds.
Another hour passed.
"Ugh. Tang San burped, picked his teeth with the leftover sharp bones, and patted his stomach contentedly.
Looking at the demon bones piled up as high as a mountain in front of him, Tang San clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, all demons, it's not that I want to eat you, it's this ancient ring Taikeng demon." ”
"I am kind-hearted, deeply sympathetic to your plight, and recite the Sutra of Past Lives to you for free, so that you can ascend to the Western Bliss early. ”
The scriptures in his mouth kept reading, and Tang San looked even more solemn and full of Buddha nature.
After a while, Tang San's side gathered the demon souls of the goblins who had just been shot to death by him.
Just when Tang San thought that they were really going to be overtaken by himself to go to the Western Bliss, the ancient ring in his hand suddenly emitted a light.
This light quickly enveloped these demon spirits, and in the blink of an eye, these demon souls were all sucked in.
What's the situation?
Has this ancient ring come back to life? Or has the bad old man of the ring spirit appeared?
As soon as Tang San's thoughts arose, his soul was also sucked into the ancient ring by that light.
As soon as he entered the ancient ring, Tang San saw a counting sign with 1052 points hanging there, and so many demon souls just now were nowhere to be found.
"Could this be the number of demon souls that were sucked in just now?" Tang San searched for it several times in the ancient ring, the surroundings were quiet, there was no abnormality at all, he could only look at the counting sign and make such a guess.
No, there are still changes in places.
Below the treasures there are points.
Elixir of Washing the Marrow: 10,000 points, Wind and Rain Technique: 15,000 points, 20,000 points ...... moving mountains and seas.
Is this an exchange point?
Tang San hurriedly swept all the treasures here, then became angry and scolded: "Ring Spirit, Ring Spirit, you bad old man come out quickly, why don't you go and grab it?"
"I've been busy for so long, and I've only collected a total of 1,052 demon souls, but the minimum number of treasures you have here is 10,000 points, where do you let me get so many demon souls?"
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Tang San scolded for half an hour, and when he saw that the ring spirit had not yet appeared, he yelled angrily: "Ring spirit, you old bastard, don't play dead for me." If you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will stamp that finger off desperately, and he will no longer help you kill demons and retrieve souls. ”
Tang was so angry that he spent half an hour of saliva, but the bad old man of Jieling didn't respond at all.
It's really too bullying.
Don't think that you deceived me and forced the ancient ring on my finger so that I couldn't take it off, and you could do whatever you wanted.
Provoke me, I can't fight with you to lose both.
"Who pretended to be dead? Who pretended to be dead? stinky boy, how could a great machine spirit like me do such a bad thing?"
Immediately after that, the spirit of the ring spirit's unkempt hair and obscene eyes floated out of the ancient ring, and floated in front of Tang San with a whoosh.
The bad old man shook off his extremely unkempt hair, put on a very chic appearance, with an unusually solemn expression, and said hatefully: "Stinky boy, stop calling me a ringing spirit, it's hard to hear." Call me the machine spirit, the unique great machine spirit of the three worlds in heaven and earth. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to exchange it for the elixir of marrow washing. Tang San's eyes rolled, and he said very firmly.
Now that this bad old man has appeared, I have to take some advantage from him no matter what.
I don't know how effective the elixir is, but it has the lowest points, and it is estimated that it is easier for the bad old man to let go.
"What? Cleansing the elixir? You really dare to speak. ”
"The marrow washing elixir can transform the mortal body into a spirit body as light as a swallow, and from then on, it has the foundation for cultivating immortals. With your 1052 foodie points, you also want to exchange it?, your brain is burned out?" The ring spirit blew his beard and glared, reaching out to touch Tang San's forehead.
"Go, go, go, your brain is burned out, I want to exchange for the elixir of marrow washing, isn't it all for you?"
"I'm weak and weak now, and the power you left in my body has been used up to kill the two demon kings just now. ”
"You often don't show up, if you run into a powerful demon king, won't I be finished?"
Tang San's face was extremely aggrieved, but his heart was extremely excited, he really didn't expect that the marrow washing elixir would still be such a treasure.
If you eat it yourself, wouldn't you be able to embark on the road of cultivating immortals from now on?
Damn the old man, why didn't you tell the good news sooner?
If I had said it earlier, even if I had resisted abduction, I would have tricked this bad old man into giving him the elixir of washing the marrow.
I wouldn't have endured so much hardship and suffered so much wind, frost, snow and rain along the way.
My handsome forehead, delicate face, and affectionate eyes will not add so much time to the record.
Hey, why didn't the old man speak?
Could it be that I felt guilty and felt sorry for me, and I was speechless.
Okay, if I don't seize such an opportunity, I won't be Tang Yudi Tang Seng.
"Am I easy? A mortal, but every day he still has to kill demons and eat meat and souls, and he can't do this thing if he encounters a powerful monster one day. ”
"Don't do it, I won't do it, you can't even give me the worst marrow washing elixir, then you will scatter in two, you find someone else to help you collect demon souls, and I will continue to be my scripture learner. ”
Hmph, the old man who slammed the door, I want to see if you dare to break with me?
"Don't, I have something to say, otherwise, the elixir can be given to you. But even if you borrowed money from me, I will charge you five demon souls interest every day. The ring's obscene eyes turned straight away, and he had the face of a profiteer.
Tang San jumped up violently and shouted, "What? The interest of five demon souls every day, why don't you grab it?"
"Are demon spirits so easy to get? You should be a stone on the side of the road, and you can pick up as many as I want?"
I'm going, and the interest is coming?
Ring spirit bad old man, aren't you just like me?
Even if you cross over, bargaining is not this killing method, are you trying to make me in debt?
The Ring Spirit waved his hand fearlessly: "Then it's up to you, my price is already very fair." The interest of five ten-thousandths a day can give you the foundation of cultivating immortals to save your life, and this is a big pie falling from the sky and hitting you. ”
"If you don't want it, then I can't help it, you stomp your fingers off, and we'll break up in two. ”
Tang San gritted his teeth in anger, his fists clenched tightly.
I'll go, old man of the ring, if I can't beat you shameless guy, I'll have to beat you up.
Lao Tzu wanted to trick the elixir of marrow washing, but he didn't expect you to come to this trick, are you a bad old man from an accounting background?
When I met such a partner as you, I, Tang San, really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes.