Chapter 207: The Journey of the Demon Clan
Looking at the bloody and tender buns, Zhuge Liuyun really didn't have much appetite.
Feng Yu ate it with relish, "This bun, but the demon clan is a must, are you sure you don't want to taste it?"
Zhuge Liuyun shook his head with a persistent face, "Auntie, you can eat it yourself! I resolutely don't eat the same kind of meat."
Feng Yu glanced at him angrily, "When did you become so honest, people said it was a human meat bun, and you believed it?"
Zhuge Liuyun's mouth opened widely, "Ha??? I don't read much, auntie, don't lie to me?"
Feng Yu snorted coldly, "With your IQ, my aunt is too lazy to lie to you, the main material in this is actually a kind of blood ginseng that looks like a human shape, so it is called human meat buns."
Zhuge Liuyun was speechless for a moment, "Who is so unscrupulous that he has such a terrible name."
Feng Yu sneered, "I guess which man was hurt by the human race."
Zhuge Liuyun nodded with a wicked smile, "It may also be a girl who was abandoned by the human race, just the so-called most poisonous woman's heart!"
Feng Yu raised her eyebrows, "Do you want to block with your aunt and grandmother?"
Zhuge Liuyun shook his head with lack of interest, "Forget it, aunt, you can guess for yourself! I'm not interested in this anymore."
Feng Yu snorted coldly with disdain, "It's clear that I'm afraid of losing to my aunt!"
Since he knew that it was not human flesh, Zhuge Liuyun was no longer polite, picked up a bun, and took a bite.
"Well~~~ delicious, delicious, I said that this store is overcrowded, and it really deserves its reputation."
Feng Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and drank Lingquan fruit tea by himself.
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After a meal, Zhuge Liuyun can be said to be satisfied.
"Yes, yes, the meat buns with this Lingquan fruit tea are really a must."
Feng Yu shook his head with disdain, "You native buns from the countryside, this human meat bun is delicious, but it's just average!
Zhuge Liuyun shrugged his shoulders disappreciatively, "Let's talk about it when I meet something more delicious!"
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the dog-headed man outside the door, "Boss, check out!!"
The dog-headed man walked over with a smile on his face, "Are you satisfied with what you eat?"
Zhuge Liuyun smiled and said, "Yes, yes, this is the best steamed bun I've ever eaten in my life."
The dog-headed strong man smiled slightly, "Master, if you are satisfied, it will not be in vain our efforts over the years, a total of eighteen thousand eight hundred and eighty-nine, in order to take a good omen, I will charge you eighteen thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight!"
Zhuge Liuyun was dumbfounded, "How much?
"Eighteen thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight in all."
Zhuge Liuyun looked at Feng Yu beside him speechlessly for a while, "Grandma, didn't we enter the black shop?"
As soon as he heard this, the dog-headed strong man was instantly unhappy
"This master, things can be eaten indiscriminately, words can't be talked indiscriminately, we are a time-honored signboard, Tong Su is not bullied, why is it a black shop?"
Zhuge Liuyun snorted coldly, "We have only eaten less than ten buns in total, plus two pots of Lingquan fruit tea, how can it be eighteen thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight?"
The dog-headed strong man gave him an angry look, and that little look was simply amazing.
"Guest officer, I understand very well your mood of pretending to be forced in front of your female companion, but pretending to be forced also requires capital!
Zhuge Liuyun understood what was going on, but he glanced at Feng Yu angrily, "Look!
Feng Yu's beautiful eyes widened, "What's the matter, invite your aunt and grandmother to have a meal, are you still too expensive?"
Zhuge Liuyun shrank his neck in fright, and hurriedly smiled flatteringly, "Haha...... Come on, come on, swipe card, swipe card!!"
The dog-headed strong man took the card from Zhuge Liuyun's hand with a smile on his face, "This master is really generous, aunt, grandma, you can find such a good partner, you will be blessed in the future."
Feng Yuqiao's face turned red, "What nonsense, be careful that your aunt and grandmother burned your shop."
The latter shuddered with fright and almost dropped the cards to the ground.
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Zhuge Liuyun still can't forget the sympathetic eyes of the strong man with the dog head before leaving.
"Anyway, how far is it from the capital of the demon clan?"
Feng Yu tilted his head and thought for a while, "If you walk over, it will take about a year or two!"
Zhuge Liuyun almost didn't choke on saliva, "This...... How are we going to do this? Or are we going to go home?"
Feng Yu snorted coldly, "If you want to go back, you can go back by yourself!
Zhuge Liuyun looked at the front of him with a hesitant expression, "In order to go to the capital, go for a year or two, and you will do this if you have a hole in your brain, right?"
Feng Yu smiled and said, "Yes, so smart people ride flying mounts."
Zhuge Liuyun glanced at her angrily, "There is a flying mount, why didn't you say it earlier."
Feng Yu twisted his hips with a smug face, "You didn't ask!"
Looking at her underbeaten appearance, Zhuge Liuyun's teeth itched for a while, and he really wanted to go up and clean up her buttocks, but he could only crook it in his heart, who couldn't beat her!
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When the two of them arrived at the mount mount, they were almost taken aback by the long line in front of them.
"I'm going! This is the situation of Shenma, is this going to flee?"
Feng Yu glanced at him angrily, "Anyway, this is also the realm of the demon clan, please pay attention to what you say, if people hear it for a while, come up and beat you up, my aunt doesn't care."
Zhuge Liuyun smiled, "I don't believe you will watch me be killed."
The corners of Feng Yu's mouth raised slightly, "Naturally, I won't watch you being beaten to death, but I can watch you being beaten half to death."
The corners of Zhuge Liuyun's mouth twitched,
"It's really unconscionable, in vain I took out my wife's original invitation to you to eat a bun."
Feng Yu snorted coldly, "It's as if my aunt and grandmother have eaten it!!"
At that moment, a gorilla, fat as a ball, pushed the two of them away and pushed them all the way forward like a bulldozer.
Because of his joining, the originally neat and orderly team was instantly dispersed.
I saw a bald strong man shouting, "Even your bald grandfather dares to bump into it, don't you want to live?"
The gorilla stopped and turned his head viciously, "There's a kind of you say it again, see if your gorilla grandfather doesn't punch you in the head."
The bald man is obviously also a short-tempered person, "Oh, your uncle, today grandpa will teach your grandson how to be a good man!"
Saying that, the two of them fought.
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Looking at the two people who were scuffling together, Zhuge Liuyun was speechless for a while.
"I'll go, I'll do it if I don't agree with each other, this demon clan is really not ordinary belligerent."
Feng Yu snorted coldly, "Even my aunt and grandmother dare to push it, if the bald head is one step late, my aunt and grandmother will definitely make the chimpanzee look good."
These two people are really desperate, you punch me and kick me, the key is to punch to the flesh, and the feet and feet are deadly.
After a while, both of them were lying on the ground in a blur of flesh and blood, gasping for air.
"This Nima's, what a grudge to be like this, you look at that face, the eyes are not swollen."
Feng Yu was also speechless for a while, "This kind of scum, it's good to die, so you don't have to dirty your aunt's eyes."
I thought that the two would stop there, but after they regained their strength, they scuffled again.
"Ah!! you nasty thing, how dare you !! your grandfather's orangutan chest hair"
"Ah~~~ I'm going to die, you turtle grandson, you dare to steal your bald grandfather's peach !!"
This Nima's, the scene suddenly became low-end, and the two became like children fighting, pulling their hair and biting their teeth.
However, in terms of pulling his hair, the bald man has the upper hand, because he doesn't even have any hair on his head.
"You dead bald head, let go, if you tear off Grandpa Orangutan's hair, I'll be !! with you"
"You damn pervert, where are you going to grab your hands? Is this going to make your bald grandfather cut off his children and grandchildren? Let go of !!."
"If you don't let go, you should loosen it first! Oops, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!"
"I want your bald grandfather to let go first, there is no door!"
Until everyone boarded the spaceship, the two were still pinching each other, obviously not wanting to give in first.
Zhuge Liuyun couldn't laugh or cry for a while, "These two or two goods, shouldn't they just be consumed!"
Feng Yu glanced at them like an idiot, "Such talents, in this world, it is better to have less."
As the flying mount took off, the two gradually faded out of everyone's sight
(End of chapter)
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