Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Brain Is a Good Thing
"Third prince, you have a good look, it's so cool. Hey, are you the Emperor of Donghua?" Dong Xiaobai said as he looked at a personable white-clothed immortal beside him with a jade tree in the wind.
"Do you still know me?" said Emperor Donghua.
"Of course I do. Dong Xiaobai said, aren't you just good with the peony fairy next to the queen mother, and you will also spend the love tribulation, voluntarily enter the mortal world, and become Lu Dongbin, the head of the eight immortals.
Dong Xiaobai has never been unstable anyway, looking up at the sky while chatting, he is about to go to heaven, and it is another honor to unlock.
"How is your master? ”
"Don't worry, uncle, the master doesn't know how good it is, of course, if there is no Dong Xiaodaytime weather master. Su Xueer said.
"Cut, who's angry master. Dong Xiaobai heard Su Xueer saying bad things about him.
"Shut up. Hu Feifei said, then looked at Zhao Gongming and said, "Uncle Shi, we went out of the mountain on the orders of our master this time, and Senior Brother Nine entered the forbidden land of the East China Sea. ”
"I already know this, I said, without your senior brother looking at you, the four of you are really bold. ”
"That's right, we in the East China Sea must be the Jade Emperor to severely punish the four of you for abusing the Golden Jiao Scissors and the Nine Curves Yellow River Array. ”
"Stupid ......" Dong Xiaobai was about to scold them for being stupid dragons, but he felt that he couldn't help but talk about morality, after all, Donghai had sent him more than 20 dragon pills.
"You said that we abused the Jin Jiao scissors, are you talking about this scissors?" Dong Xiaobai took it out directly, and said that you are stupid, you are stupid, of course, the brain is a good thing, but you don't need a brain, this is troublesome.
"This is it!" Ao Yun said.
"I'll go, where did you see that this is the Jin Jiao scissors? Brain, do you think we are led by the Ninth Senior Brother, and the master will let me keep the Jin Jiao scissors? This is just my family Ling'er made one casually. Besides, did I say this is a golden Jiaojiao, do you think this is a golden Jiaojiao?"
"Ridiculous Miao, didn't you say that this was from the hand of your ancestor Tongtian Sect Master?"
"That's right, the water and fire scissors that the master gave me to refine, needless to say, I can cut off the immortals, and it takes a lot of effort to cut a big tree. Dong Xiaobai smiled happily.
"Don't you think about it, there are thirteen senior brothers in front of us, can you take us with the golden Jiao scissors? Xiao Ruoshui then commented.
Everyone, including the 50,000 heavenly soldiers and generals behind them, looked at each other, and you used a pair of broken scissors to scare dozens of dragons in the East China Sea, and they didn't dare to drill back to the bottom of the sea, it was enough.
However, Dong Xiaobai really didn't seem to say that this was Jin Jiao scissors, that was your own understanding of Jin Jiao scissors.
"Dong Xiaobai, the four of you deceived us. Ao Yun was angry.
"Whoever cheated you, that's your own understanding, it's really none of my business. ”
"What about the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation? This is always true. ”
"Brother Ao Yun, use your brain to think about it, how can we have any Jiuqu Yellow River Formation, we just think this name is good, so we also named our formation, called Jiuqu Yellow River. Besides, I told you a long time ago, so don't be afraid, we all have a square inch. ”
"That's also why you lied to us, why did you say later, that it got out of control. ”
"Acting, don't you act realistically? reproduce the scene, do you understand? ”
"I ......" Ao Yun led the entire dragon clan to collapse.
Dong Xiaobai was lazy to take care of these dozens of stupid dragons, and he still went to the Jade Emperor and talked to you again.
The clouds travel in the sky, soar into the sky, cross the barrier, and enter the Heavenly Palace Holy Realm. Since ancient times, there is a difference between immortals and mortals, in fact, after crossing the barrier, looking at the mortal world, it is like a glass earth under your feet, and you can still stand steadily, the clouds are deep and I don't know where to go, Dong Xiaobai looks ahead, only the fairy clouds are surrounded, the fairy aura here is more intense, and you can also hear the chirping of cranes.
"Look, crane. Dong Xiaobai pointed to the phantom in the clouds.
The main reason is that I haven't seen it, in fact, how can the immortal veins of the cranes be as noble as the green feathers, and the cranes are in the Heavenly Palace Holy Realm, just like the rabbits are ordinary in the mortal world, the only difference is that these cranes can be regarded as raised by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. Unless it is a few bigwigs in the fairy world, ordinary immortals are not qualified to sit.
Just like standing here, the 50,000 heavenly soldiers can only look at it!
Dong Xiaobai's figure flashed, and he chased after the little crane.
"Senior brother, don't run around, don't wait to lose you. Su Xue'er shouted, how could Dong Xiaobai hear it, he was chasing in front of him.
"This kid. Zhao Gongming said, in fact, even if they were brought up, the Jade Emperor did not really want to punish them, at most, he would give Su Xue'er and Dong Xiaobai all the three of them to their master and let the Yunxiao Fairy punish them.
Because Dong Xiaobai's four saints are paying close attention, especially Dong Xiaobai, who shook the Qilin Cliff with a mortal body that day, although the saint ordered Dong Xiaobai to act boldly, but in fact, it is the pride of the sky, you want to punish Dong Xiaobai, you first go and ask the Tongtian Sect Master if he agrees, the gods are in a battle, and the whole army of the sect is wiped out, and now there are only two veins left, and it is not easy for a person with such talent as Dong Xiaobai to appear.
Besides, Dong Xiaobai's aunt, one is Guanyin of the five elders of the five directions, and the other is the god of the Moon Palace, the Jade Emperor has to deal with Dong Xiaobai, and he also has to take care of so many people.
Unless Dong Xiaobai committed something unforgivable, and was publicly punished by the ancestor or the sage, otherwise, the Jade Emperor could only let Dong Xiaobai be sent to his master.
And this time, everyone understands that Dong Xiaobai didn't make any mistakes at all, it's your dragon clan who is too stupid, so who is to blame.
"Li Tianwang, Emperor Donghua, I also hope that you will enforce the law fairly, and give us the dragon clan the master, Dong Xiaobai is a general criminal, who gave him the right to play in the Heavenly Palace. Ao Yun said, as for accusing Zhao Gongming, he really didn't have the guts.
I can only remind you, just ask, their dragon clan is trembling in the heavenly court, and Dong Xiaobai and the four of them really seem to be nothing, and they are still so noisy when they come to the heavenly court, and no one can balance their hearts.
"Why didn't we enforce the law fairly, did Dong Xiaobai run away or what's wrong. Nezha said, this is about things gathering people in groups, this Nezha recalled, Dong Xiaobai is angry with him.
Especially the kind of appearance of causing trouble, and the appearance of causing trouble like no one, there is no fear at all. What's more, Nezha and the people of the Dragon Clan were not so dealt with in the first place.
"What if he runs away?"
Nezha snorted coldly, you don't count as a slanderer, but you look at it very tightly, and your dragon clan has this ability.
Of course, he didn't say these words, he kicked the hot wheels on his feet, and chased Dong Xiaobai away.
"Cut, will we run? What are you kidding? We still have to go to the Jade Emperor to talk about our grievances. Xiao Ruoshui said.
"It's up to my son Nezha to watch him personally, it's okay this time, right?" said Li Tianwang.
Later, the rat spirit couple was also brought to the sky, they followed behind, their legs were already frightened, the last time, although there were so many people, but that time, they made great contributions, they went up to receive the reward, and this time, they went to be punished.
This time, it directly provoked the Dragon Clan, but according to Dong Xiaobai's words, this is going to be in front of the Jade Emperor, and there will be nothing wrong at all.
And the wife of the mouse spirit, she was already speechless in shock along the way, well, she was scared and surprised, she only heard the name of Dong Xiaobai before, but now that she has seen people, she knows that the people of Sanxian Island are not afraid of heaven and earth, and after causing trouble, they can still be so calm, not to mention, according to Dong Xiaobai's words, the people of the dragon clan are a group of stupid dragons.
How dare Ao Yun have an opinion, he can only be led by Zhao Gongming, Li Tianwang and Emperor Donghua to Nantianmen.
Dong Xiaobai was at the front, and Nezha's Hot Wheels was extremely fast, standing by Dong Xiaobai's side.
"When you get to Lingxiao Palace, you just need to bite your four sisters and brothers who are acting, it's okay, it's that group of stupid dragons who misunderstood, who is to blame. Nezha reminded.
Dong Xiaobai nodded vigorously, he originally planned to do so, did they rob those dragon pills? No, it was the group of dragons who sacrificed themselves, and he had repeatedly reminded them not to be afraid.
This is the most clever way to rob!
"Third prince, thank you. ”
"Thank you, the two of us are like-minded, I think back then, I also smoked dragon tendons. ”
"I don't dare. Dong Xiaobai said, although it is just a matter of facing the wall for decades, but he is really afraid of the master.
"This is strange, is there anything else you dare not do?" Nezha laughed.
"Third prince, you really don't know my master's methods, the forbidden place of our Three Immortals Island, Qingming Cliff, that is my nightmare, if it weren't for the master's distress for me, I would still be there facing the wall now. And my senior brother, his sea of suffering is difficult to cross, whether it is immortal or mortal, once he is tricked, he can only turn into a puppet in his hand, you really have not experienced the feeling of becoming a puppet, you can't speak or move. Dong Xiaobai thought as he spoke, no, this time I have to ask the Jade Emperor to write an edict, otherwise, they will really have to face the rhythm of the wall when they go back this time.
"So powerful?"
"Don't mention it, Senior Brother is in charge of the Law Enforcement Hall, we really can't beat him, don't say that I can't beat my Senior Brother, I can't even beat my Senior Sister, I, I can only be bullied. Dong Xiaobai said bitterly.
Nezha smiled and patted Dong Xiaobai's shoulder, your life, you can already be content with you.
"Can I sit on this crane?" Dong Xiaobai asked, but he saw that there was a cloud horse on the other side.
"Look, and Yunma, I knew that there were so many good things in the sky, and the last time, when I wanted to reward them, I should have two of them. It's a big loss. "Dong Xiaobai is like a dirt bun now, he is curious about everything in the sky, after all, he has never been here.
"Third Prince, is that my aunt's Moon Palace?" Dong Xiaobai raised his head and pointed to the round of Da Mingyue and asked.
"Yes, that's the Moon Palace. ”
"I'll go, Tianhu, and look at the fish there, the Tianyu. Dong Xiaobai excitedly pointed to the Tianhu he saw, anyway, there are all kinds of rare and exotic beasts in the sky, and the scenery in the sky is really beautiful.
"Huh, who is that?" Dong Xiaobai asked, pointing to the two people in the pavilion on the other side, one was in the shape of a head and was still on crutches, and the other was holding a big fan.
"It's the newly returned immortals of the Heavenly Realm, Tie Guan Li and Han Zhongli. Nezha said.
"Well, I see, it's the Eight Immortals. Dong Xiaobai didn't come close at all, so he and Nezha swept here, he just asked, and chased a heavenly deer.
"The third prince of Nezha stays, don't run, little boy. Dong Xiaobai heard someone calling him from behind, he turned his head, and saw the head of the Moon Palace Fairy, that is, his aunt's close attendant.
She came with the Jade Rabbit in her arms......
Dong Xiaobai smiled and waved at Gong E, they have seen each other several times. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he hugged the jade rabbit.
Yutu squinted, Dong Xiaobai hugged Yutu in front of his eyes, his aunt's, isn't it his?
"Third prince, I don't know what my little son has done wrong?
"Sister, this is really not the fault of the four of our senior sisters and brothers, we just let dozens of dragons from the East China Sea Dragon Clan accompany us in a play, and they accused us of abusing the Golden Jiao Scissors and the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation to hurt his Dragon Clan, sister, you have been going to see me with my aunt, you know, how can I know what the Golden Jiao Scissors and the Jiuqu Yellow River Array, this is this door forbidden technique, I haven't even learned the most ordinary forbidden technique, how can the master teach the top forbidden technique to the four of us." ”
"Third prince, I can testify that my little son really doesn't know how to cut the Golden Jiao and the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation. Yuegong Gong'e was frightened, he thought that Dong Xiaobai had made a big mistake.
And his aunt entered the forbidden land again, Dong Xiaobai is the little son of the Moon Palace, they can't ignore it.
"Don't be surprised, it is their uncle Zhao Gongming who takes their sisters and brothers in the lower realm, and all the scissors of Dong Xiaobai, the Jade Emperor will know at a glance whether it is Jin Jiao scissors, above the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, we will never let the dragon clan talk nonsense, this point, Gong E rest assured. Nezha said, those dragons are stupid, who is to blame, so you are stupid, don't blame others.
"As long as my little boy is okay, little boy, I'm waiting for you here, I have to see you okay with my own eyes before I can rest assured. ”
"Don't worry, sister, how can anything happen to me. Dong Xiaobai said arrogantly, the Jade Emperor will be my father-in-law sooner or later, and he can't punish his son-in-law if he punishes anyone.
Well, he doesn't know where the seven fairies are!
"Sister, the little jade rabbit is for you, I see a group of rabbits from the Heavenly Palace in front of me. Dong Xiaobai ran forward heartlessly.
Gong E saluted the third prince of Nezha and said, "My little son-in-law, the third prince of Lao will protect him." ”
"Gong E, don't worry, his uncle is still there, and he will never let Dong Xiaobai and the four of them be wronged. Nezha said a word, and the hot wheels moved under his feet, and he chased Dong Xiaobai directly.