Chapter 33: Hit the wall with Goku's head
"Shut up. ”
"How can I have the strength that you, a little monk, can imagine?"
"It's just that I'm a soul body now, and I'm in a state of injury, and my strength can't play one percent of my heyday. ”
"Otherwise, with this black bear, I won't be able to handle it?"
"Stop talking nonsense, cheer up and deal with it. ”
The old man snorted coldly, and his words once again revealed the momentum of cowhide baking.
What? Only one percent of its heyday?
Hiss.
Tang San couldn't help but gasp.
Good fellow, where did this old man come from?
How can it be so powerful?
This strength is already very strong, but it is only one percent of his original strength.
How good was he in his heyday?
And who the hell is he?
Such a powerful character, it is impossible not to be famous in the Three Realms.
But Tang San's mind kept spinning, and he just couldn't figure out who this soul body was.
Where is there such a lewd old man in the Three Realms?
"What are you thinking? Why don't you wake up Sun Wukong? ”
"He's in the stage of building up his anger now, if you don't hurry up, wait until he accumulates, you're finished. ”
The old man's voice became more and more anxious.
This little monk, can't he be stupid?
"Damn, dig a pit, you'll bury yourself someday. ”
Tang San scolded angrily.
It's just that now is not the time to scold, the top priority is to wake up Sun Wukong and let him deal with this big black bear with him.
I don't want to stand here and wait to be brutalized by this big black bear.
"Wukong, Wukong, wake up. ”
Tang San tried his best to push Sun Wukong, but Sun Wukong didn't react at all.
"Wukong, wake up, wake up. ”
Tang San was anxious, and vigorously slapped Sun Wukong's swollen face, which had been swollen by him.
Unexpectedly, this time it worked.
Sun Wukong opened his eyes a little confused, glanced at Tang San, but closed his eyes again.
He muttered, "Master, what are you doing? It's still dark, why do you get up so early? Let's sleep again, and don't hurry to go." ”
In a hurry?
I will drive your disciples out of the way.
Am I telling you to get up and hurry?
I'm telling you to get up and fight hard.
"Wukong, hurry up, the monster is coming, hurry up, your face is swollen by him. ”
Tang San shouted anxiously.
His hands kept slapping Goku's face.
Wukong, when you wake up, don't blame Master.
Master didn't want to slap you like that, but you were disobedient.
Master keeps calling you, but you just won't wake up.
If this continues, the big black bear will rush over and slaughter both of us.
You don't see this big black bear's scary appearance, it's too infiltrating.
"Master, don't make trouble, it's a big night, where are the monsters coming from. ”
"Master, let me sleep a little longer, I'm dreaming of my children. ”
Sun Wukong didn't feel it at all, and he used his hand to pluck Tang San's hand, muttering incessantly in his mouth.
"Sleep on you big-headed ghost. ”
"Sun Wukong, wake up, the monster is here, and it's going to eat your master. ”
Seeing that Sun Wukong couldn't be woken up like this, Tang San was anxious.
picked up a bone and smashed it on Sun Wukong's head.
"Bang. ”
There was a heavy sound, but Sun Wukong didn't react at all.
Damn, what can I do?
Spelled.
Wukong, don't blame the teacher for being cruel to you.
Tang San had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and he hugged Sun Wukong up.
He slammed his head against the wall.
I don't believe it, I can't wake up if I hit you in the face.
Bang your head against the wall, and you can still wake up without being knocked out?
"Knock, knock. ”
"Whew, whew. ”
Just after a few hits, Tang San was in pain for Sun Wukong, and he was really a little reluctant.
But in the next second, he heard Sun Wukong's snoring, which made Tang San so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Hit his head against the wall even harder.
"Knock, knock, knock. ”
I only heard the sound keep coming out, but the whirring sound is getting louder and louder.
"Bad old man, no, I can't stand it. ”
"If it goes on like this, I won't be killed by this big black bear, and I will be exhausted to death by Sun Wukong. ”
Tang San was so angry that he put Sun Wukong down and sat there to rest.
"Stinky monk, suffer death. ”
At this moment, the big black bear suddenly opened his eyes, and a fierce murderous aura bloomed from his body.
With a roar, the big black bear rushed towards Tang San like a bullet.
"Wukong, don't blame the teacher. ”
Tang San screamed urgently, gritted his teeth, and hugged Sun Wukong.
"Ah, I'm fighting with you. ”
Tang San hugged Sun Wukong and used his head to slam into the huge fist that the big black bear rushed over.
"Boom. ”
A huge force rebounded back, and Tang San's hands were numb.
But Sun Wukong's head has nothing at all.
"Die. ”
The big black bear screamed again and rushed again.
Today, we must kill this stinky monk.
Otherwise, I am sorry for the demon bones all over the ground.
"Wukong, when will you wake up?"
Tang San picked up Sun Wukong again, thinking very painfully.
"Master, what are you holding me for?"
Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong's eyes suddenly opened.
"Goku, you've finally woken up, it's great, it's great. ”
At this moment, Tang San really wanted to cry with joy.
But time didn't allow him to cry.
He hurriedly said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, the big black bear wants to kill us, you are drunk, I can only run with you." ”
"But he stopped us and vowed to kill us today, and to crush us to ashes. ”
"By the way, he still wants to twist your head off and kick it as a ball, and after kicking, he will use your head as a night pot and urinate in your head every day. ”
"Your face, your face...... They have all been swollen by this big black bear. ”
Tang San hurriedly said to Sun Wukong, and when he said the end, he also shed tears of sadness and pain.
Wukong, there is no way to be a teacher, at this time, it can only anger you.
Only the angry monkey is more sure when it deals with the angry bear.
"What? Whew, I'm so angry with my grandson. ”
"Da Lao Hei, you, you dare to insult my grandson and slap my grandson's face like this. ”
"My grandson can't spare you, you die. ”
Sun Wukong felt that one of his faces was so swollen that he couldn't open his eyes.
Suddenly he was furious, and a golden light suddenly flashed in his fiery eyes.
Roar.
His body stood up suddenly, and with his hands stretched out, the Ruyi Golden Hoop Rod was held in his hand.
Pick it up hard.
He smashed it hard at the big black bear that rushed over.
"Boom. ”
A monkey and a bear collided with huge forces.