Chapter 51: Charades
"Mother, Dumb thinks that the test is okay. ”
"Huh?" Xue Mu's heart moved when she heard this, and she hurriedly asked, "How many answers?"
Dumb looked at Xue Mu, quite confident, "The examiner asked me to write twenty words, I wrote them all, and I checked them twice, it shouldn't be wrong." ”
"Isn't writing unraveling?"
A trace of doubt arose in Xue Mu's heart, but she left it behind in an instant.
Mother Xue was happy on her face, and kissed Dumb on the forehead, "My Dumb is smart, it turned out that I finished answering in advance." ”
"Mother, don't kiss it, there are so many people. Dumb pushed Xue Mu's face with his hand.
"You stinky boy, you know you're ashamed. Xue Mu pointed her finger on Dumb's head and said with a smile.
In the examination room, Li Wan'er put down the brush and dried the ink on the rice paper.
Although the handwriting on the rice paper is immature, the pen is slender, graceful, and neat, and it is not something that ordinary children can write at a glance.
The examiner glanced at Li Wan'er's rice paper and nodded, and asked, "Do you want to hand in the paper?"
Li Wan'er raised her neck, "If you don't hand in the papers, are you still here with these stinky boys!"
Saying that, Li Wan'er put away the drifting snow inkstone and brush, and when she left, she glanced at the big man and sneered, "What kind of genius is that, writing a word is slower than a snail crawling, and you still want to win the championship?"
The big boy was furious when he heard this, and he stopped checking the paper and said angrily, "The examiner will also hand in the paper." ”
The boy glanced at Li Wan'er and snorted coldly, "I've already finished writing, but I will be slower than you if I check it once, if I don't check it, I must hand in the paper before you, what do you have to be so angry." ”
"I see you, although you submitted the paper first, you must not have finished answering. ”
"Cut, it's so simple, who hasn't finished answering. ”
Li Wan'er walked out, and the boy also snorted coldly, packed up the four treasures of the study, and ran out, thinking to herself, "I must go out before you, so that everyone knows that I finished answering first." ”
Thinking about it, the boy scurried out on the ground.
Li Wan'er made a stumbling block under her feet, tripping the boy, then giggled and trotted out of the gate, shouting, "yes, I finished answering first." ”
"You are despicable. The boy screamed, got up from the ground, and ran out, shouting, "I finished first." ”
The two ran out of the door almost at the same time, and everyone looked at them.
The two of them looked up proudly, and neither of them obeyed the other.
It's just that a voice not far away attracted the attention of the two.
Xue Mu pinched Dumb's face and asked, "Dumb, you really wrote it out, didn't lie to your mother, right?"
Dumb frowned, "Mother, don't pinch, it hurts, it's really written, twenty words, not a word, mother, you let go." ”
Xue Mu giggled for a while when she heard this, she didn't know why, she especially liked the sentence Dumb said, 'It's all written'.
Li Wan'er and the big boy glanced at each other.
Li Wan'er frowned, and the big boy was furious.
The big boy walked over and shouted at Dumb, "Hey, nerd, you said you wrote it all, so tell me, what are those twenty words?"
Dumb glanced at the big boy, and then looked dazed, and said, "Are those words?" But I looked like paintings, so I drew a man going out hunting, lying on the ground, staring at the wild boar grazing, and then took out a bow and arrow, shot the wild boar and pulled it home in a car, and everyone surrounded the wild boar.......
The big boy laughed when he heard this, "Why do you go hunting alone, and you are afraid of staring at the wild boars grazing on the ground, what is this?"
"Those 20 characters are all ancestral scripts, I started learning at the age of five, and now I have been learning with my master for three years before I know some of the ancestors' characters, and I can barely write these 20 basic ancestors' characters. ”
"I'll just say how a nerd can recognize it, and answer faster than I do. ”
"It turned out to be scribbling, haha, it really amused me. ”
"Ah, it turns out that those are the ancestral writings, big brother, you are really knowledgeable, you will definitely be able to win the first place. Dumb said with a look of surprise.
The big boy laughed loudly when he heard this, and puffed out his chest proudly, "Although you are a little stupid, you are a good listener, and when I win the first place in the exam this time, I will feast the whole town, and you will come when the time comes." ”
As he spoke, the big boy snorted at Li Wan'er, "Some people don't come uninvited, eat and drink." ”
Li Wan'er rolled her eyes, "Cut, who is rare, besides, I will be the one who wins!"
After speaking, she stared at the dumb one with a burning gaze, "I don't know why, she always feels that something is wrong." ”
But soon she forgot about it, remembering the scene she had been deceived before, Li Wan'er walked over, looked at Dumb with a smile and said, "Idiot, how about we make a game?"
Dumb shook his head and said, "I don't play games." ”
Li Wan'er smiled even more happily, "If you don't play, I'll let people smash your stall." ”
Dumb scolded an idiot girl in his heart, and said, "But if you smash my stall, you won't be able to drink my soup!"
Li Wan'er smiled for a while, as if she was also eh.
Li Wan'er rolled her eyes and snorted softly, "If you don't play, I'll drop you up and spank you." ”
Dumb hurriedly said, "No, don't spank me, I'll play." ”
Li Wan'er said with satisfaction, "Let's guess the word fan, I said, you guess." ”
Dumb was helpless, and said, "Okay! ”
Li Wan'er smiled, "Then I said, you listen, the moth fights the fire, type a word." ”
Dumb scratched his head, then shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
Li Wan'er chuckled, "It's really stupid, I don't know if it's so simple, the moth fights the fire, the insect dies, and I'm left." ”
Dumb suddenly realized, "It turned out to be me, hehe, I'm so stupid, I didn't even guess it." ”
"Well, listen to the second riddle, the sun scorches people's heads. ”
Dumb frowned, "The sun is so cruel, it actually scorched people's heads." ”
Li Wan'er was so happy that she couldn't stop laughing, "This is an anagram, guess quickly." ”
Dumb shook his head, "I don't know." ”
"Stupid, it's the word 'yes'. ”
"Oh....." Dumb had another look of sudden realization.
"Listen, this time I typed two words, the old lady went to the chicken coop, what is it?"
Dumb scratched his head, "Can the old lady climb the chicken coop? ”
Li Wan'er rolled her eyes, "Guess." ”
Dumb, "I don't know." ”
"Why don't you know anything, old lady crawling cockcoop, running eggs, stupid. ”
Dumb smiled, "You're so smart. ”
Li Wan'er smiled and said, "You read these words together." ”
Dumb frowned, "But I forgot the words in front." ”
Li Wan'er rolled her eyes again, "The first word is me, the second word is 'yes', and the third word is stupid." ”
"You read it together. ”