Chapter 55.6 Eighteen touches
Kenshin picked up a lychee and peeled off the rough shell on the outside, revealing the juiced flesh inside, she pursed her mouth and took a bite, and found that the lychee here was exceptionally sweet and faintly had a rich milky fragrance, Kenshin closed her eyes and enjoyed the delicious fruit, but when she took one, she found a letter inside.
It reads: "The garden is full of spring and can't be closed, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall." The handwriting looks very sloppy, but with a sharp pen, Kenshin couldn't help but look down, and there is a line of small words under the two verses: "If the matchmaker doesn't know red, how can you wait for the moon to shine and look forward to the sunrise......"
Looking at these flirtatious sentences, Jian Xin knew that someone wanted to ask him out, but thinking of what Xue Leng and Zhuge Wuliang had done before, Jian Xin's anger didn't come to a place, she smiled slowly, opened the door, and didn't forget to pin Diao Chan under her clothes when she was leaving...
At this time, the moon had risen high, and Kenshin stared at the moonlight and came to a pond, where the lotus flowers had long since withered, because it had long since passed the summer, and the faint red shadow inside showed that the fish below were still swimming.
When I look at Kenshin attentively, I step out of a person.
The person who came was wearing a green shirt, although his hair was a little gray, but he was very energetic, this person was Li Xian, it was a waste to put it on him, and at this moment his muscles could be described as young and strong.
"Madame, but you can't sleep at night and come here?" Li Xian said with a smile, although that smile seemed very hypocritical to Kenshin, Kenshin was not busy debunking it.
"The vast sea is like rain, but it's a pity that the husband doesn't know the king's ......" Jian Xin smiled, don't look at Jian Xin's usual recklessness, but Jian Xin's stomach is also quite a lot of ink, after all, she is everyone's best girl, and she is the eldest daughter of Changkong Wuji.
Hearing Kenshin's sentence, Li Xian seemed a little excited, this verse was full of grievances, as if he was complaining that his husband was not good enough for him...
Li Xian sat next to Jian Xin, shook his fan and said: "There is no grass at the end of the world, today is divided and tomorrow will be found, girl, don't be sad, I believe that Lord Killing God and you absolutely misunderstood." ”
Hearing Li Xian's words, Jian Xin's eyes showed a trace of disdain, but Wan Er was completely eliminated, Li Xian clearly wanted Xue Leng to cuckold, but where did he do it, Jian Xin and Xue Leng are nothing now.
"My lord is also Yaxing, the moon is already shining, and you are still here, are you here to watch the fish, or to admire the moon?" Jian Xin smiled, the smile was very sweet, and Li Xian was stupid all of a sudden.
After a long time, Li Xiandao: "Admire the moon, enjoy the lake, and enjoy the beauty......"
I have to say that Li Xian is not an ordinary reckless man, there is still some ink in his stomach, Jian Xin's eyes turned, and he immediately held his breath, and immediately a touch of red appeared on his face......
Seeing the blush on Jian Xin's face, Li Xian didn't mention how proud he was, and hurriedly approached Jian Xin, and Jian Xin hurriedly said: "My lord, please respect yourself, the slave family is a married woman......"
I saw Li Xian hugging Jian Xin, raising his eyebrows and saying: "You just follow me, I will kick the yellow-faced woman in my family when the time comes, and wait for me to be the emperor in the future, and I will be the queen for you..."
Jian Xin suddenly broke free from Li Xian's embrace and fled, and when he fled, he didn't forget to look back and smile, but Li Xian stood in place in a daze, and he didn't know if the fan in his hand fell to the ground.
When Kenshin walked into the room, she felt a wave of nausea, Li Xian's old guy was simply a narcissist, and she thought of a way to fix him in her heart......
The next day, the sun was shining, Jian Xin did not come out with Xue Leng, but turned Diao Chan into a human form and came to make trouble, not to mention how beautiful Jian Xin was, and Diao Chan's beauty was earth-shattering, although it was a zombie, but the two walked on the street like a pair of sisters, Jian Xin was slightly shorter and naturally like a sister.
Some vendors passing by, they all looked at the two fairy-like beauties, Jian Xin walked to a rouge stall, just about to buy rouge, Li Xian walked over, with a lewd smile, Jian Xin suddenly wanted to beat Li Xian, but it was not easy to shoot, it was all in broad daylight, and Li Xian didn't do anything too much, just next to Jian Xin said: "Madam, did you sleep well last night?"
"Drag the big man, the bed is very soft..."Jian Xin's words were very soft, making Li Xian as comfortable as eating watermelon in August.
Li Xian hurriedly said: "Can you go to the tea room together?" Li Xian's eyes fell on Diao Chan's body again, staring at Diao Chan's body with blazing eyes, and Diao Chan was like a wooden statue, ignoring Li Xian.
"A cold beauty, a pretty beauty, tsk......" Li Xian sighed secretly, so he picked up the two most expensive rouges and said, "Boss, I bought both!"
The boss smiled from ear to ear, and hurriedly packed it for Li Xian, when Li Xian finished paying, Jian Xin and Diao Chan had already gone away, he hurriedly followed, and when passing by an inn, Li Xian took the initiative to invite the two girls to dinner, and the two women naturally did not refuse, and when they arrived at the inn, there was no one in the inn, which made Jian Xin very surprised.
Xiao Er's face was covered with sweat, which made Kenshin suspicious, but when he asked about the taste of the dish, he finally knew that there was sweat medicine in it, and it turned out that this thing wanted to humiliate himself in one fell swoop when he was unconscious.
"Come on, eat the vegetables!" Li Xian's face was full of excitement, and he slammed a piece of braised pork into a bowl of sword heart.
And Kenshin shook his head and said, "I don't eat greasy ......"
When Li Xian heard this, he hurriedly changed a pot of tofu and sent it to Jian Xin, who frowned again: "I don't eat too spicy." ”
So Li Xian took the chopsticks and picked out all the chili peppers in the spicy tofu, not to mention how serious he looked, and at this time, Jian Xin smelled the medicine in a plate of green vegetables, which made Jian Xin almost slap the table and scold his mother, but Jian Xin still held back, she silently lucked a true anger, and put all the medicine in the dish into Li Xian's wine glass.
After Li Xian finished picking, he gave Jian Xin, and Jian Xin was naturally not afraid of any medicine, so he took a small bite and ate a piece of tofu, which was still very delicious, and it melted in his mouth.
Watching Kenshin eat tofu, Li Xian's eyes were full of anticipation, and he took a sip of wine, but this sip of wine was a little inexplicable, and he began to heat up all over his body.
"Oh, it's so hot, is the autumn tiger coming again?" Saying that, Li Xian took off his clothes and drank a glass of wine again, and at this time, Li Xian's face began to flush, and his mind began to be a little confused, and he actually began to untie his trousers!
"Oops, my chrysanthemum-flowers are singing... Babbling babbling~~" All kinds of unbearable lyrics were sung in Li Xian's mouth, and at this time, a group of people stood outside the inn, watching the wonderful performance of Li Xian.
Li Xian suddenly took off only his pants, and his hands began to imitate the flight of a duck, although the duck could not fly: "Reach out and touch the silk on my sister's face, the dark clouds have flown for a long time, Reach out and touch the front of my sister's head, the heavenly court is full and addictive......"
When all the people heard this, they said.
"Isn't this eighteen touches, I didn't expect Master Li to sing too, you see how good the singing is!"
"Wonderful!
And Li Xian jumped more and more energetically, he took off his pants, and exposed his elephant, which had become huge, in front of the people, there was a group of women, and he didn't overdo it with a bang, and there were words in his mouth: "Reach out and touch my sister's shoulder, the shoulder is the same age as Ruan, Reach out and touch my sister's flank limb bay, and flank limb bay bend and hug the shoulder......"
Jian Xin was already smiling beside her, and she hurriedly stood outside the door and looked at Li Xian with interest.
"The old man heard eighteen touches, and he passed by when he was young, and the later life heard eighteen touches, and he couldn't sleep day and night" Li Xian jumped while running, he kept holding his vital point in one hand, and waved the yellowed pants with the other hand...
And Kenshin has quietly left... It's just that there are more and more onlookers...
Li Xian danced a striptease in public and suddenly spread throughout Chang'an City like a tide, after Li Xian went back, he immediately sent someone to copy the inn, and he didn't know that it was the means of the sword heart brush, only that it was the mistake of the shopkeeper and Xiao Er.
At this time, it was just the time for the banquet, and above the palace of Chang'an City, the cadres and others were still done in the original order, and Li Xian was sitting on the dragon chair.
The princes on the side all talked about Li Xian, because they also knew that Li Xian had taken off his clothes and sang eighteen touches on the street before, and he sang very professionally, and even those who sang couldn't help but take a detour.
"Ahem. Li Xian coughed, intending to cover up the tragedy just now, it was okay if he didn't cough when he coughed, but he started to make noise as soon as he coughed, and Huang Guoguang, who was sitting not far away, said a hilarious word: "Adults must have worn less clothes before, and they caught a cold..."
In an instant, Li Xian's face turned the color of pork liver, but he resisted his temperament and said: "Don't mention the previous things, we are focusing on state affairs this time!"
"Come on, dance!" Li Yuxi raised his hand, and saw a group of bewitching women walking out, vaguely wearing nearly transparent gauze clothes, which made the eyes of the princes shine.
Li Yuxi's move was to find a step for Li Xian, but at this time, the party was in conflict with Xue Leng, only to see Xue Leng and Jian Xin sitting with their backs to each other, Jian Xin Qi Xue Leng and Zhuge Wuliang had one leg, Xue Leng knew that it was Jian Xin who made Li Xian ugly, and secretly blamed Jian Xin for acting alone.
Seeing the two of them facing each other with their backs to each other, Li Xian saw it, not to mention how happy he was, he picked up a grape and threw it into his mouth, and threw a wink at Jian Xin with interest......
Those dancing girls were wrapped with a long fluttering ribbon, and they began to dance with the rhythm, writhing * like a water snake, which made the men present itch, and Xue Leng naturally reacted, although these dancers are not the color of the upper class, but the figure is explosive, convex and backward, it is a pity not to be a model, Xue Leng sighed secretly.
Zhuge Wuliang pinched his two mustaches, and looked at the woman on the field in the same daze, at this time, a woman's ribbon floated to his side, and a gust of fragrant wind almost intoxicated him...
At this time, the women also took out a sharp Qingfeng sword and began to wield it, and Xue Leng also smelled a trace of murder at this time, and he quickly settled down to look at the women's sword blades.
The women's sword blades flickered left and right next to Xue Leng, and the sword heart also smelled a hint of smell, looking at Zhuge Wuliang, who was looking at the crazy Zhuge Wuliang next to her, she hurriedly twisted Zhuge Wuliang's waist violently.
"Ahh
A smile appeared on Li Xian'......s face: "These women are all selected, and they have been trained since childhood, of course!
At this time, Kenshin walked out: "If you don't dislike it, the little girl will also come and present a song~"
Li Xian saw Jian Xin volunteering, and smiled from ear to ear: "Okay, that's the best!"
So Kenshin was not as good as being in the middle of the stage, picked up an ordinary sword and began to dance to the rhythm.
Kenshin found that the sword blades of those witches were all towards Xue Leng, and they were narrowly skipped by Kenshin several times, and Xue Leng also showed gratitude, although he was not interested in these mortal irons, but for Kenshin's behavior, Xue Leng was still quite moved.
"Okay!" Looking at Jian Xin's dancing posture, Li Xian's eyes were shining, and his saliva had flowed out for a long time unconsciously, and Mrs. Li next to him hurriedly shrugged him, Li Xian felt it, and Li Xian's wife looked a little down...
This graceful and luxurious old lady remembered Li Xian's appearance when she was young, she was still a young lady, and Li Xian's color was a martial artist, and her color was impermeable to a yamen, since she got along with her, Li Xiancai has been on the rise today, but now her original bright face like a flower has become a face full of wrinkles, thinking of this, the old lady is sad in her heart.
Everyone has a young age, so be kind to the old people around you, some people will never come back as soon as they leave, off topic...
As the rhythm became faster and faster, the swords of the dancing girls also swung faster and faster, and in the blink of an eye, the sound of the wind had already sounded, and Xue Leng secretly used his aura, ready to resist the attacks of the dancing girls.
And Kenshin spun around gorgeously, disrupting all the dancers' formations, and suddenly dissipating the tense atmosphere on the field...
The dancers showed a look of shame, they were adopted by Li Xian since they were children, although they were usually spent by Li Xian for the enjoyment of the nobles, but they were loyal to Li Xian in their hearts.
Xue Leng saw the murderous eyes of the dancing girl, and sounded a kind of dead soldiers, a group of dead soldiers in the Spring and Autumn Period, a group of dead soldiers under King Chu Liang, they were all adopted by King Chu Liang since childhood, and then taught the art of assassination, usually when people are enjoying themselves, it is the time when they relax their vigilance the most, so this group of dead soldiers has repeatedly succeeded, and the name of the dead soldiers is Red Lady......
Another round of attacks swept towards Xue Leng, and this time the sword heart sword shook in his hand, and several sword flowers appeared, which were very gorgeous, and all the princes saw the sword flowers and praised Jian Xin's swordsmanship.
Because of this sword flower, the sword dancer's offensive has once again become useless...
Although Li Xian is obsessed with the sword heart, but he is still light, he glanced at the dancers, the dancers knew what he meant, the sword momentum turned, cut towards Huang Guoguang, at this time Huang Guoguang The guards on both sides didn't know that Huang Guoguang was actually pierced by a sword!
I saw Huang Guoguang spitting blood, pointing at Li Xian and scolding: "You... True... Ruthless..."The two guards behind him saw that their lord was attacked, and hurriedly flew out two swords, ready to kill the dancing girl, but the two Shang Alliance disciples behind Li Xian understood, and flew out several flying blades, slashing the two guards to death, and the pieces of flesh were scattered all over the ground, leaving only the skeleton......
The skeleton made a crisp thud, and then it fell, turning into a puddle of broken bones...
All the princes gasped, and Li Xian walked down and slapped the dancing girl: "Who made you miss?!"
The dancer hurriedly knelt down, and Li Xian kicked the dancer and smiled: "This banquet is over here, I will send someone to clean up the venue here, and then continue the banquet in the evening!
Forced by Li Xian's obscenity, everyone chose to compromise and left helplessly, while Xue Leng left angrily, this was planned from the beginning!