Chapter Eighty-Seven: I'll Call You Brother at the Most
Zhang Longming had three big question marks on his head, and he had nothing to do all day.
Finally, a month later, Cheng Tang came to him.
Zhang Longming noticed that the eye sockets of this soup were still a little swollen.
Zhang Longming regrets it a little now, he has been eating good wine and food in the past few days, thinking that he has punched the master's family three times, even this mutton soup is not so delicious.
Cheng Tang humbly asked: "Zhang Xiang, Xia Wei has no way, Benhou wants to raise an army to attack him, why do you think?"
Zhang Longming understood, his father-in-law couldn't hold back, and wanted to recognize himself as a father.
But the problem is, whether it's Zhang Zifan, Zhang Ya, or Zhang Longming, no one understands military affairs at all, this Cheng Tang's brain was kicked by a donkey, you want to ask me this?
Zhang Longming was still drinking his own chicken soup, looking at it as soup with a foolish look.
The latter sighed and said: "This is a major matter for the country, and it cannot be achieved without a few years of work, but there is only one thing, and Xu Zhang will work hard." ”
Zhang Longming frowned and asked, "What?"
"Shochu!"
In Zhang Longming's surprised eyes, Cheng Tang got up and said: "Ben Hou has been familiar with the scriptures since he was a child, and he has also read the "Emperor Kun's Neijing", among which cola, plate oil, hamburgers and other things have been imitated by skilled craftsmen.
That day, I listened to Zhang Xiang's teachings and understood the truth of the outer king and the inner sage, but this soju is also what this marquis wants.
Zhang Xiang ploughed the fields, I don't know what to do, this soju is of great use in the army, I hope Zhang Xiang can preside over a division and make every effort to produce shochu medicine!"
At this point, Zhang Longming was dumbfounded, and finally understood why he was taken by Cheng Tang, it turned out that everything was a mistake with soju.
Zhang Longming excused himself that this was a secret method, and he had to think about it for a long time.
Then, Zhang Longming turned into Zhang Ya's real body and headed towards the royal capital of the human race.
When he arrived in the royal capital, Zhang Ya did see that the people's livelihood in the royal capital was withering, and Xia Wei drank and had fun with Yuxi and the palace maids, ignoring the government and politics.
And the Nusnail Temple and Zhang Ya Temple outside the city are also dilapidated.
Zhang Ya sighed and disappeared in place.
At this time, Xia Wei and Meixi had just finished doing indescribable things, and Meixi seemed to be unable to withstand the killing, and fell asleep in a groggy state.
Xia Wei was secretly proud, he didn't expect that he would still have such a flash of inspiration after years of debauchery and even suffering from a hidden illness.
However, at this moment, an old man in sackcloth appeared in front of him with a sad face.
Xia Wei was furious, and hurriedly put a blanket on the jade body of Meixi, and scolded: "You old man, what are you doing in the lonely dormitory? ”
The old man didn't hear it, and said: "Ji'er, my summer room has thirteen generations and sixteen kings, and the wealth has never been cut off.
However, the way of heaven is impermanent, grace and glory and disgrace are all fleeting, you are a king, you must not be observed!"
Xia Wei also came back to his senses, this old man is weird, how can an ordinary old man come to his bedroom.
Even when I arrived at the dormitory, I didn't feel sad or happy when I saw a stunning stunner like Meixi, and I stared at my fierce man the whole time, which is not something ordinary people can do.
The more Xia Wei looked at the old man, the more familiar he felt, and finally he was shocked, isn't this the big king in the portrait of the first king in the palace?
This old man is amazing, seventy-seven concubines and ninety-nine sons, he is really a veteran of flowers, no wonder he doesn't blink when he sees his sister.
"King Kun, my sister is happy to be familiar with your concubines?"
"Huh?"
Kun thought that he had heard it wrong, and after listening to it twice, he was sure that this Ji was indeed inquiring about the appearance of his thirteenth generation grandmother.
"Bastard, don't you know how to repent?" scolded.
"What are you scolding me for, you are the Son of Heaven, and Lone is also the Son of Heaven, since we are all Sons of Heaven, then I will call you brother at most, we are all your mother's sons, let me ask my sister-in-law what's wrong?"
"You brute!"
Kun was furious, raised his peachwood staff and hit Xia Wei!
"Oops!"
For a moment, Xia Wei only felt that the world was spinning, but he found that he had fallen from the bed.
And everything just now was just a dream.
What an old man, a peachwood cane, it's all fake.
My sister's satisfied smile is also fake, she is biting her lower lip and looking at herself with a resentful face!
"Help the widow to get up, and the widow can fight three more ...... Three times!"
......
Zhang Longming eventually stayed in the Shanghou Mansion and began to help prepare military funds for brewing.
Since Lao Kun himself felt that this descendant was hopeless, Zhang Longming did not plan to go against the trend.
In addition, the chef of Shanghou Mansion roasted chicken soup is very delicious, although it is not as good as Xiaodaotong's craftsmanship, but at least it is much more reliable than Yi Yin's mouth cannon party.
Zhang Longming also adheres to the principle that no matter how small a mosquito is, it is also meat, and he can mix a little merit with peace of mind.
Shang Tang is not a catastrophe, and the merit value is not much.
However, while eating and drinking in the business house, Zhang Longming can also take some orders from the old moon, and he can earn a lot of merit, which can be regarded as a victory.
Half a year later, under the auspices of Zhang Longming, the brewing department finally distilled the first jar of soju.
In fact, with the grain production of this era, it is very stupid to make shochu.
After all, people can't eat enough, and it is too luxurious to use grain to make wine and distill.
But if it's just alcohol for disinfecting, it's barely enough.
Seeing this strong soju, Cheng Tang was overjoyed, and took Zhang Longming, Yi Yin and a group of courtiers to the ancestral temple to worship and sue the ancestors.
Of course Zhang Longming will not worship any bullshit Shang Ancestor, except for the way of heaven, there is really no one in this desolation who can withstand Zhang Longming's worship.
Even if he is just a doppelganger of Zhang Zifan's clone.
If I go down this time, I am afraid that if it is not for the ancestral temple of the Shang Hou, even the ancestral tomb will be blown up, it will really be the grave ashes, and the ancestral tomb will ascend to heaven.
Fortunately, Shang Tang is indeed a benevolent gentleman, and Zhang Longming excused himself to be too tired of making wine and his butt hurt, so he allowed him to wander around outside the main hall of the ancestral temple.
Suddenly, a beautiful mural attracted Zhang Longming's attention.
The mural depicts a group of paintings.
The first is a beautiful ** woman, standing in the water, holding a strange, glowing egg.
The second is a huge five-colored rooster scurrying back to snatch the eggs.
The third is a woman who eats a strange egg and then her belly bulges.
The fourth picture is a baby croaking to the ground, and the five-colored rooster is standing aside, looking helpless.
It is recorded that "Cheng Tang, after the Yellow Emperor, is also the surname of the son." The first emperor's second concubine Jian Di, praying for a high bird, has the auspiciousness of the bird, and then gave birth to the contract".
This is to say that when Qi's mother Jian Di was taking a bath, she suddenly found a bird's egg, and after eating it, she became pregnant and gave birth to Qi. And the deed is the ancestor of the Shang Hou lineage.
This is how the legend of the so-called "Destiny Xuanniao descends to give birth to business" comes from.
The world, including Jian Di himself, felt that the fluorescent egg was born of a five-colored divine bird, but Zhang Longming looked at this egg......
Why is it so familiar?
............
............
Thanks to the Emperor of the Great Dangshan Empire for his reward of 300 starting coins