Chapter 156: Neighbors
At this time, the king was sumo wrestling with his concubine in the Shouxian Palace.
To be exact, it was thrown around by the little dragon girl in her hand.
After a whirlwind, the King lay on his back on the floor satisfied.
Then there was emptiness and weakness pouring out of the limbs.
This feeling has been present to the King of the Rings for all these years, but he has already had a way to deal with it.
That's smoking a snuffbox for a pick-me-up.
This snuffbox is not an ordinary spice, but a special saliva incense offered by the loyal general You Hun.
This special saliva is made of a variety of secret medicines, especially the secret of You Hun himself.
No blowing or black, this incense does contain a trace of the purest innate aura of antiquity.
When you smell it, your limbs and bones will be comfortable, not only relieving fatigue, but also refreshing.
Of course, subtly, it has also transformed the brain circuit of the king of the Emperor to become more and more elegant and easy-going.
However, before the king ordered someone to take the incense and smoke, someone beat the drum in the main hall outside the palace.
There is no way, the king can only be patient to deal with government affairs first.
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Shang Rong and the others, who had been waiting in the main hall for a long time, finally met the king of Xu.
It's just that at this time, the king's eyes are deep-set, his hair is messy, and the royal robe on his body has become wrinkled because of sumo, and he even slightly bare his chest and breasts.
In short, it doesn't look like a human king.
"It must have been plagued by that demon concubine!"
Shang Xuan and the others exchanged glances, and they all heard from the chamberlain that the king was visiting the garden with Concubine Long.
Ma Feizi made a road signal, and then used the magic eye, only to see that the king was really surrounded by demonic energy, and he was deeply involved.
The king was displeased and said, "Your Taoist priest, looking at the widow so directly, what kind of crime do you know?"
Ma Feizi's heart moved, and he wanted to follow these words and report to his family, so that this human emperor would know the weight of the Three Sects and Dao Venerables.
However, before Ma Feizi could speak, the king waved his hand indifferently and said: "I think you are just a country road, naturally you don't know the etiquette, but it's not easy to blame, come on, give this Taoist golden clam a golden clam, it can be regarded as a widow to accumulate virtue and do good!"
Ma Feizi was stunned for a moment, what did he want Jin Toad to do, shook his head again and again, and said: "The poor Dao came here to reach the Son of Heaven, but it was not for the sake of wealth in the world. ”
"Oh?"
The king raised his eyebrows and said with great joy: "It turns out that I admired the widow's poems!
Ma Feizi was stunned and was stuffed with a full of poems by the inner attendants, but his title changed from Taoist to Taoist chief, which is a good change no matter how you say it.
He subconsciously took out a poem manuscript and looked at it, and saw that the dragon and the phoenix danced on it:
"The big pig platform, the pig platform is big, there is a stage in the big pig platform, and there are toads on the stage, poking and jumping. ”
Squeezed his eyes hard, Ma Feizi really didn't expect that his more than 100,000 years of cultivation would almost lose his mind for a while.
The king laughed and said: "Hahaha, the Taoist is also a person who loves poetry, this poem is a metaphor for the widow's concubine with a beautiful toad, describing her dancing fairy posture in the pig platform, which is the most satisfying work of the widow!"
Hearing the king mention of his concubine, Ma Feizi finally remembered what was going on, and hurriedly said: "The poor road collects medicine in Zhongnan Mountain, but I saw that the song of the court has a demonic aura, so I came here to get rid of the demon. ”
"What sister, who is your sister?"
At this time, the king felt a wave of fatigue hit him, and he was already dizzy, and he just wanted to smoke his snuffbox.
But the Taoist priest in front of him not only knows art very well and appreciates his own poetry, but also has a younger sister in the palace, who has come thousands of miles to find relatives, and the king has no choice but to be patient and plan to help him fulfill his wish.
"The demon is the concubine Long Clan, the favorite concubine in the palace!" Ma Feizi did not doubt him, and said decisively.
The king nodded and said, "I see, but there is no basis for this kind of thing, so the widow will go and call the dragon concubine and let you confront you face to face." ”
Shang Rong and Yang Ren glanced at each other, and they both saw joy in each other's eyes.
I didn't expect things to be so simple.
As long as the demon concubine comes out to confront her, with the magical power of Ma Feidao, won't she immediately show her original form?
After a while, with the slight vibration of the main hall, Concubine Long finally walked out of the side door with her head down.
"What did the king call me?"
Seeing the little dragon girl, the king leaned forward like a bird, and whispered: "Ai Concubine, some people claim to be your brother, but the widow sees that he is thin and weak, and he has no strength, isn't it a poor relative who came to climb relatives?"
The little dragon girl looked at Ma Feizi, and Ma Feizi also looked at the little dragon girl, the two looked at each other, and the atmosphere froze for a while.
"It's you!
"It's you, the little nun in the tomb of the living dead!"
Finally, the two exclaimed in unison.
Xiaolongnu is Fuxi's mount, and she is the same generation as Ma Fei, but she is much younger than Ma Fei.
For thousands of years before, Xiaolongnu had been living in the Fuxi Tomb, and the Fuxi Tomb was at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain.
And Ma Feizi's dojo is Zhongnan Mountain!
As the saying goes, a hundred years of repair can be crossed by the same boat, and a thousand years of repair can be built to live in the same mountain.
As the saying goes, there are no two tigers in one mountain, unless there is one male and one female.
fell on Xiaolongnu and Ma Feizi, but it was not like this.
The little dragon girl in the tomb of the living dead and her subordinates do not walk around the ancient tomb all day long, nor do they communicate with outsiders.
Therefore, Ma Feizi and them only know each other's existence, do not interact much, and do not know each other's true identities.
But even so, when they met face to face, they recognized each other through their breath perception at close range.
"Okay, you're a bull, don't talk about playing pai gow all day long, don't talk about it, and you dare to come here today?"
The little dragon girl stepped forward and pointed at Ma Feizi's nose menacingly, "The old lady has endured your noise pollution for thousands of years, how much has your skin deteriorated?"
She stretched out her stubby fingers and pointed at the blue, pimple-covered face, "Look at it, it was originally a beautiful navy blue, but now it has acne!"
If it weren't for your bulls, this girl wouldn't have left her hometown and came to Chaoge. ”
Every time Xiaolongnu took a step forward, Ma Feizi took a step back, and he knew that he was at a loss, and his momentum was completely suppressed.
At this time, Shang Rong and Yang Ren also recalled, feeling that this Ma Feidao has an old relationship with the demon concubine, so the demon who still cuts a fart, and removes the demon who is a fart?
Isn't the whole operation a scam, but actually tricked a few people into helping him enter the palace and connect with the demon concubine?
And at this time, the king secretly got the secret You saliva from the waiter, took a deep breath, and the imminent IQ was closed again, and the smart virus occupied the high ground again!
Bang Bang Bang!
He clapped his hands and said, "You really know, Daoist Ma Fei, since you are the elder brother of Concubine Ai, you are also the eldest brother-in-law of the widow, and you are the uncle of the country today."
Uncle Ma Feiguo, you are here just in time, there is an important matter for you to do!"
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Happy New Year, everyone!
I wish everyone to find their other half in the new year, and if you can't find it, you will send a small dragon dragon-.-