Chapter 40: I Have a Bug, Who I'm Afraid of?
It didn't take long for more and more people to realize that something was wrong.
Except for Mu Qingxin, Lan Shu was the first to discover the abnormality, and he became more and more curious about Meng Wuwu, so much so that he did not let go of any details about him.
After discovering the anomaly, he was confused at first, and then vaguely guessed the answer, but he couldn't believe it was real.
"You all stop it! This melon baby can absorb the star Dafa, you are sending him internal power! Tang Yuxi exclaimed on the spot with a flash of inspiration, his eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred!
"Nima!"
Within a radius of five meters, Meng Wuwu didn't even have a single bird feather in an instant.
"Don't come here!"
"Wo Cao, isn't this a trick!"
"If this is the case, how are we going to play?"
......
All the hidden sect masters also stared at Meng Wuwu like a monster, as if he was the source of the plague.
At this time, Meng Wuwu stretched his waist lazily, but his voice was no longer cold, but with a bewitching drunkenness. "Why did you stop? It's really getting more and more comfortable. ”
The thugs just now all snorted, obviously angry, especially some people.
Meng Tianqi was the first to disagree. "You and I don't have any internal strength, I can lie down and shoot!"
"Little rabbit cub, do you know how to respect the elderly? Why do you even suck your grandfather's internal force!" Tang Ba's hair stood on end, although Tang Yuxi had told him about it, but who would believe it if he hadn't experienced it?
"Are you trying to plot against my Xi'er!Quickly return the internal force to me, I still have to participate in the competition!" Lan Tian regretted in his heart.
When Tang Yuxi heard this, he immediately blushed and felt hot. "Phew, when is Miss Ben yours, clean my mouth!"
Meng Wuwu shook his fingers, and his smile was a little evil. "First, this is a passive skill, as long as no one hits me, Young Master Ben can't suck it even if he wants to. ”
As soon as these words came out, many masters calmed down, in short, it would be fine if they didn't do anything to him.
Meng Wuwu calmly stretched out his middle finger. "Second, who to suck and how much to suck, I can't control this, otherwise how can it be called a passive skill. ”
"As for the third, that one absorbs the damage value, whether it's external force, internal force or gravity. But the more you hurt, the more you suck in. Whoever hit Young Master Ben the hardest and most enjoyable just now, the more I absorbed. ”
Meng Wuwu shook three fingers, and looked at Meng Tianqi, Tang Batian and Lan Tian with a very innocent look, you know what it means.
Tang Batian wondered. "Why wasn't I sucked last time I played against you?"
Meng Wuwu glanced at him lightly. "Last time you punched back, I shook it back, of course I couldn't suck it. ”
Lan Tian immediately jumped up after hearing this. "Damn!
Everyone present agreed with him. The more others are beaten, the more painful it becomes, but Meng Wuwu is good, the more he is beaten, the more enjoyable he is. I'm not afraid that your fist is big, I'm afraid that you won't hit him.
Of course, you can understand it that way. ”
"Young master, worry-free young master! I was wrong, you adults have a lot of them, so return the internal force to the small ones." Lan Tian cried with a sad face, as if he had died his father. "You don't want to see my stream fall into someone else's hands, do you? ”
Tang Yuxi, who was not far away, shook his body involuntarily, feeling uncomfortable.
"It's all said, this is a passive skill, and it is not under the control of Young Master Ben. Meng Wuwu sighed, and then walked towards Tang Yurou. "And it's not to cut the upper limit, just find a way to make it up for yourself. ”
"How can I make up for this?" Lan Tian really wanted to cry, if God gave him another chance, he would definitely not join in the fun.
The saddest thing is Meng Tianqi and Tang Batian, I thought I could teach that stinky boy a hard lesson. Who knew that he wasn't afraid to fight at all, and he would be happy to hit you.
The three of them moved their aching fists slightly, and they were really hard, as if they had hit a stone just now.
When Meng Wuwu walked up to Tang Yurou, Tang Yurou looked at it carefully for a while, and then let out a shocking shout. "Who was killed by heaven to beat my son like this!"
At this time, Meng Wuwu's face was slightly bruised, and the fist mark on the bridge of his nose was the most eye-catching, and it was a little black.
The face-slapping duo hurriedly gave Meng Wuwu a look, but Meng Wuwu didn't know at all, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he turned his head to point at a distance.
"Mom, they beat me! Dad and grandpa were jealous that I was more handsome than them, so they specially greeted my face!" Meng Wuwu's face was full of grievances and crying, could it be that being handsome also suffered?
Weng and his son-in-law almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood, when will this little rabbit cub learn to sue? Where has the coldness and arrogance gone these days? Sure enough, there is a mother and a son, ** own people!
If this scene let the group of 10,000-year-old monsters know that the once majestic and invincible Seventh God Emperor actually ran to complain to his mother like a child, they would definitely laugh for hundreds of thousands of years.
"Rourou, calm and calm, I didn't mean to. Meng Tianqi's nerves immediately tensed, and he looked at Tang Yurou with fear. "And just now you said, as long as you can't die......"
"Then did I let you slap you in the face?" Tang Yurou's face was frosty, and her tone was more like the cold wind in hell, and the gloom struck. "Durian or remote control, you can choose it yourself, or you want to have a dual SIM dual standby. ”
"Wife, I was wrong. Just spare me. Meng Tianqi ran to Tang Yurou's side and waited carefully, but the smile was more ugly than crying.
Tang Yurou turned her head with a smile on her face. "After three seconds, I will default to your choice of Dual SIM Dual Standby mode. Three ......"
As soon as Tang Yurou started to shout three, Meng Tianqi immediately responded. "I choose the remote control, the remote control!"
"Mom, what are you talking about?" Mu Qingxin asked everyone's thoughts.
Tang Yurou glanced at her husband, who was shaking his head vigorously, and said softly. "I have two treasures and one divine skill, and you have only learned my divine skill now. The other two treasures are the durian shell and the universal remote control, as long as that stinky boy makes a mistake in the future, you can kneel and let him choose for himself. ”
Mu Qingxin understood in seconds, but she was still slightly puzzled. "Durian, I know, how to use the remote control?"
"As long as the screen changes, it will be overtime, and there is no upper limit to the accumulation, and there is also a dual-SIM dual-standby mode. Tang Yurou replied very casually, in her eyes, this is normal. "Originally, I wanted to pass it on to you in a few days, but since I've asked about it, you can come and get it when someone runs out, and I'll get another set when I go back." ”
"Xin'er promises not to disappoint you!" Mu Qingxin patted her chest and packed the ticket.
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law smiled heartily and looked at their husbands gloomily, all without saying anything.
All the men present shuddered and mourned for three minutes for the Meng family's father and son.
And Lan Tian and Jiang Tao stared blankly at the leader who was admired by the brothers in the past and regarded as a devil by foreign troops, and was actually governed by a woman, which was really shocking.
At this point, they came to the conclusion that their chief was an absolute wife!
Meng Tianqi was keenly aware of their strange gaze and said intimidatingly. "If you dare to say it, I'll let you clean the toilet forever!"
But he just roared, and before they could respond, Meng Tianqi continued to bend down and smile, carefully serving our Queen Mother.
Lan Tian and Jiang Tao looked at each other with contempt, you are a wife and slave, don't think about turning over for the rest of your life.
"Dad, shouldn't you explain it too? Tang Yurou's eyes narrowed slightly, and she shot out a cold glow.
"Daughter, you also know that I am old, and sometimes, this hand and foot will not obey the call. Tang Batian rubbed his hands in embarrassment, trying to make his smile look kinder on his face.
"It just so happens that I'm learning yoga, and I can teach you two tricks, specializing in treating all kinds of paralysis of the hands and feet. "Tang Yurou's voice is very beautiful and soft.
"Don't bother, it's all ** disease, it doesn't matter. Tang Batian hurriedly waved his hand, but his face was in a cold sweat.
"It doesn't matter if you're there, it's a pity that you have a carefree face, how can you let him go out to meet people in the future, he is your own grandson......" In the next second, Tang Yurou hid her face and wanted to cry, indescribably desolate and sad.
"Good daughter, don't cry, you can take anything useful in the treasure house, and you can guarantee that it will be cured. Tang Batian was full of guilt, and was anxious to coax her, just begging Tang Yurou not to cry.
"Don't regret it!" Tang Yurou suddenly returned to her original state, as if nothing had happened.
At this time, Tang Batian knew that he had been trapped, but when he said it, he was embarrassed to regret it when there were many people, and he suddenly realized that he wanted to grit his teeth and agree. "Daughter, I suddenly remembered that your father is not the master of the door now, so I don't have that right. ”
At this time, Tang Yushu said without being salty. "I listen to my sister. ”
"Or you are the most sensible and promising. Tang Yurou smiled with satisfaction, and directly ignored Tang Batian, who was stuffy with internal injuries.
"We went back. Meng Wuwu took Mu Qingxin by the hand, shook his head and left, leaving only a few fading afterimages, which they couldn't stop if they wanted to.
"Hey, this can catch up with the president!"
"Who is his master?"
"It seems that the Tang Sect is going to rise again. ”
......
Now Meng Wuwu can cause a wave by showing his hand casually, and the Tang Sect is even more arrogant and raises his head one by one, as if they will too.
"Tu Baozi, he is invincible!"
The two little guys rolled their eyes, what a bunch of hillbillies who had never seen the world.
"What else to see, it's over, what to do, what to do. After Tang Yurou finished looting the loot, she began to clean up the scene. The only thing that made her unhappy was that the stinky boy actually kissed someone he shouldn't have kissed.
Except for the contestants and staff, everyone else turned around and left, after all, something like that happened in the ancient martial arts world, and there would be some problems within each sect to a greater or lesser extent.
............
ps:Highly recommend my old friend's new work in 17k,[The Legend of the Jade Emperor of Haotian] See how the Jade Emperor opened up the Three Realms today,Humor,Blood,Touched in one,Book friends who love fantasy and cultivating immortals are highly recommended to take a look.,Thank you.
(Stop, rob the small tickets!Hand over all the moldy tickets!)