But in the next second, he suddenly slipped under his feet, and threw himself down the street with an "ouch".

"Who's throwing melon peels here!"

Lu Wei couldn't think about why his dignified golden immortal was slipped by the melon skin, and hurriedly struggled to get up.

But at this time, he felt the burning pain in his face.

This pain is not the same as the pain of a plate hitting the ground.

With the strength of the reed golden immortal's body, coupled with the thickness of his skin, even if he fell for a hundred years, he might not be able to break the skin on his face.

But this time, he really felt that his face was painful and spicy, and he was unspeakably uncomfortable.

When I looked down, it turned out that what kind of melon skin I was stepping on was a red and clear oil stain.

And where he fell, his face was attached to a petal that flew from the sky before.

The petals are bright red, so red that they are warm and unrestrained, and they are so red that they make people's hearts move.

However, at this time, Lu Wei didn't care about him, and even the slightest strangeness on his face couldn't stop his enlightenment.

With a wave of his hand, a huge treasure seal fell to the ground and turned into a lectern.

A reed and a baboon climbed up the tree, jumped onto the podium, straightened his clothes, and put on a fairy-like appearance.

"I am the thirty-three days outside the Zixiao Palace, the first apprentice of Teacher Hongjun ......"

Reed paused and said quickly in an inaudible voice, "Brother." ”

"My Tao is learned, and if you learn it, you can transcend life and death, and not turn into nothingness, or turn stones into gold and beans into soldiers.

If you learn three points, you will be able to get through the ghosts and gods, and you will be able to catch turtles in the four seas.

If you learn 10 percent, then it will be amazing, even if my brother Li is here, you can also open five or five!"

After Lu Wei finished speaking, he was proud, feeling that his immortal style would naturally attract these newborn human races who had never seen the world to worship.

However, he closed his eyes and stroked his beard and waited for a long time, but he did not wait for the admiration of the Terran people.

Not only was it not admirable, but there were even some timid Terran girls and children who actually cried out with a "wow".

Reed opened his eyes, and saw that all the Terrans were running behind the female snail as if they were dying, as if they were afraid that they would be eaten by themselves if they were a second late.

Reed was puzzled, he thought, he doesn't seem to eat people, what happened to these fools?

At this time, he suddenly saw that all the Terrans had run away, except for a man in animal skin.

"You, the one in the skin of the beast, tell me, why did your people flee?"

After the uneasiness of his first arrival in the world, although Fu Xi did not recover his previous memory, he has calmed down a lot.

He saluted to the reed standing on the high platform and said: "This Taoist chief, we and other human races have been born in the world since the pity of the female snail Niangniang, although they have not been educated, they do not know etiquette, righteousness and shame, and they cannot read and write.

But we all know good and evil, joys and sorrows, beauty and ugliness...... Want...... I guess you're so ugly......"

"Too ugly?"

Lu Wei was stunned for a moment, and then became furious: "Just a mortal child with the naked eye, An dares to talk about beauty and ugliness!"

Reed carefully looked at the man in animal skin, he was indeed magnificent, his muscles were sharp and angular, and his face was extraordinary, many times more handsome than himself.

He was immediately angry, and waved his hand in the air and slapped him away.

But in his rage, he didn't lose his mind.

This human race is the darling of the blessing of the Heavenly Dao, and as a half-step Daluo, he personally kills him, and he is afraid that he will be hated by the Heavenly Dao, and he will be haunted by great karma.

Therefore, his palm is only a formless, and has no power.

However, it is inevitable that it will fall on a mortal, break the muscles and bones, and even vomit blood.

However, the reed's shot of the Void Palm was easily caught by a piece of animal skin.

Fu Xi held Luo Tu in his hand, faced Jin Xian without retreating, and said loudly: "Why is the Dao Chief so rude, what do you look like, and there are countless things in your heart?"

The reed snorted coldly, but no longer paid attention to a mortal.

This animal skin is obviously an extremely high-level spiritual treasure, and it is not much worse than the treasures on the Dividing Treasure Rock.

He turned his head and questioned the female snail: "Senior sister, what do you mean by this, if this human race is rude, you must not be able to protect it." ”

The female snail glanced at him, her face was indescribably strange, but she still held back her laughing muscles, and said coldly:

"Although the little sister didn't dare to hurt the friendship of the same family, the second senior brother was so aggressive, and it was not the reason for the senior brother to be a senior brother. ”

"You ......"

The reed was about to say something more, when suddenly a flat pole struck him on the head.

Li Mudao made a gossip diagram and snorted coldly: "Your sixth senior sister is already a mixed yuan saint, and you can also fight against it?

Seeing that the second senior brother was deflated, the Mingshan Dao people, who had long been suspicious, took the opportunity to fall into the well, but when he saw the reed real person who turned around with his head in his hands, he immediately couldn't help it.

He is different from the female snail, he has not undergone special training, and he can't control himself at all when he encounters funny things.

He held his stomach and laughed, laughing so hard that tears were about to flow out.

"Mingshan, what are you doing? Aren't you sick from raising pigs?" said Reed, frowning.

Seeing that he still didn't know why, Li Mu shook his head and took out the mirror and looked at the reeds.

Reed looked up and saw that the figure of a fairy wind bone in the mirror was not fake, but when he saw that face, he was startled.

I saw that the face of the baboon, which was already ugly, was completely red and swollen.

Especially the lips, which were only a little thick, are now like two grilled sausages.

Reed touched his face in disbelief, and when he saw the figure in the mirror, he also raised his hand, and immediately sat on the ground regardless of his appearance.

"How so!"

Reed couldn't believe it, and suddenly he thought of something and reached out to grab it.

A bright red petal flew into his hand.

The reed stretched out his long tongue and licked it, and his face suddenly became distorted.

"These petals are poisonous!"

The heart-rending wails resounded for thirty-three days.

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