"What's the matter, little monk, aren't you very satisfied here?"

Li Chunfeng's robe was fluttering, and his fine black hair was flying against the wind along with the corners of his clothes.

The long black hair was unusually eye-catching.

It's great to have hair, isn't it under the jurisdiction of Newton Tianzun if you have hair?

Don't you know that the bald head plus the crit?!

Moreover, do you have a poor monk handsome?

Rookie!

Li Chunfeng seems to have a special magic.

No matter when, no matter where, even whether there is wind or not, the wind is against the wind.

Li Chunfeng always has a gust of wind by his side.

Blowing his robe, floating his hair, and lining Li Chunfeng's whole person like a fairy.

Originally, Xuanzang's understanding of 'pretending to be like the wind and always accompanying me' was limited to the level of Tuo Ersuo, but after seeing Li Chunfeng, Xuanzang found that there was really a mountain and a mountain high!

Of course, the only thing worth rejoicing about is that Li Chunfeng didn't pretend to be at all today.

Or maybe it hasn't been pretended for a few days.

Because, Li Chunfeng's handsome face still left some dark bruises at the moment, which made Li Chunfeng's forced style plummet at the moment.

It is said that he was beaten by Yuan Tiangang, as for why he was beaten.

Xuanzang said he didn't want to guess.

Whoever is an apprentice is so good at pretending, and he is an old driver, he will definitely not be able to bear it!

"This is what you call Drunken Spring Building?"

Xuanzang pointed to the garden full of rockeries and flowing water, and was a little speechless.

What about buying drunk ones in the drunken spring building?

Amitabha, don't get me wrong, the poor monk generation of great virtuous monks, the mushroom is not beautiful, the point is that the poor monk wants to cultivate an invincible heart to the Buddha in the sea of earthly suffering!

Just like striking iron, only by tempering can you make your heart more and more tenacious.

So here's the problem, if you want to strike iron, you have to go to the wind and fire to walk around!

If you don't break the vows for the rest of your life, how can you know if you can get out of the temptation of red dust?

Even if the poor monks don't have the courage to do anything directly to those Qingqi people, with the appearance of the poor monks, sooner or later they will be able to take the initiative to do something to the poor monks.

It's a water mill –

Well, the iron pestle can still be ground into-

Amitabha, the poor monk always thinks crookedly unconsciously?

I always feel that those online authors in the previous life directly destroyed all the dictionary verses and proverbs one by one, this is to apologize to the people of the whole country, bastard!

"Autumn is strong and the wine is deep, why is it autumn to get drunk in spring~"

Li Chunfeng's words completely confirmed that he was fooled today.

"The scenery of Guilin is different, and autumn is like Luoyang spring. ”

"Ahem~"

Xuanzang's words made Li Chunfeng cough, this monk is really-

However, this monk has a deep foundation, and good words and beautiful sentences come as soon as he opens his mouth.

For the first time in his life, Li Chunfeng suddenly had an urge to learn the Four Books and Five Classics.

Metaphysics is able to make itself progressive.

But the Four Books and Five Classics can pretend to be forced!

"Since the Taoist chief has nothing to do, the poor monk will recite the sutra and chant the Buddha. Xuanzang said indifferently.

Do you think it's been so many years, it's easy for the poor monk to think of one or two poems about flirting with his sister, it's all for the girl, who gave you a stinky Taoist priest, slipped away~

"Wait, wait, you don't want to know what Poor Dao is doing with you?"

Li Chunfeng pulled Xuanzang and was a little anxious.

This bald man becomes a Buddhist monk in seconds!

Can you not enter the monk mode every time you disagree?

If you say that you will turn your face, you will be able to deny your feelings when you are done?

"Actually, I'm a recipient—"

"Amitabha, the four major monks are empty, and the poor monks leave first. ”

Xuanzang's face remained unchanged, and he didn't have the slightest intention of staying.

"Wait, monk, how can you stay?"

Li Chunfeng was in a hurry, although it was not a big deal, but he had bragged in front of so many people, and there were some things related to the characters arranged above, how could he allow failure.

The most important thing is, when did I, Li Chunfeng, pretend to fail?

No way!

Even if you use strength today, you can't let this monk escape!

Xuanzang walked for a while, with a kind smile on his face.

"Amitabha, where did the Taoist chief say, the poor monk has been fond of the Taoist chief's means of fluttering against the wind for a long time. ”

Xuanzang smiled.

Li Chunfeng was stunned for a moment, the movements of the robe and hair on his body suddenly paused, and the atmosphere became a little awkward, and after a second, the hair robe continued to flutter, but this time it became a tailwind.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, what the master said, Poor Dao can't understand. ”

Li Chunfeng said with an innocent face, a pair of eyes squinted slightly at Xuanzang, the secret of the unique pretending to be forced by my master Yuan Tiangang can't be passed on to you, how can it be passed on to you?

This dead monk is really a little refreshing the overall image of the monk in his mind!

Xuanzang was also speechless, and his eyes were staring at Li Chunfeng tightly.

This stinky Taoist priest has refreshed the image of a master in the minds of poor monks!

Shameless, lustful, scoundrel......

How can there be such a cheap monk (Taoist) in this world!

"Amitabha, why don't you make a bet between the poor monk and the Taoist?"

Xuanzang said that he had to save the country, the most important thing is that this Taoist trick has a wind setting wherever he goes, and the force is not too high, if the poor monk learns it, he can go sideways everywhere in the future.

If the rewards for future missions are a little more powerful.

For example, there is a Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect and the Twenty-third Sword of the Heaven Destroying Jedi.

What rice?

Are the skills of the martial arts world too weak?

Amitabha, God has the virtue of a good life, and poor monks do not learn skills to become stronger, let alone kill.

The poor monk is compassionate, and opening up is to let the other party live.

If the poor monk really wants to kill the opponent, just go up with Pinga, what's the big deal?!

It's not for the sake of being handsome!

Whether you are awesome or not is a version of a thing, but being handsome is a lifelong thing.

Of course, it would be even better if it could be more awesome and give the poor monk a trick of the gods of handsomeness and power.

"Oh, what are you betting, you monk has committed a gambling ring. ”

Li Chunfeng was stunned for a moment, and then smiled.

As long as this monk doesn't leave for the time being, and doesn't directly ask for his own pretending skills, it's easy to say anything.

"Amitabha, how about betting on fortune telling?" Xuanzang's face remained unchanged, as if he didn't notice Li Chunfeng's expression, and slowly spoke.

"Whose life?"

Li Chunfeng's face was a little strange.

This fortune telling-

But what he is best at is that even if his master is in the way of fortune telling, it is impossible to say that he is stabilizing himself, is this monk brainbroken, or does he also want to stay, but he can't find a reason to say it on purpose?

"The life of this Datang~"

"Boom~"

The weather was still shining with a thunderclap, as if to destroy this monk who dared to speak out.

The smile on Li Chunfeng's face gradually converged, and his face became a little pale.

"Yes!"

I don't know for what reason, Li Chunfeng spit out a word from between his teeth, and the next moment two pieces of yellow paper were pulled out.

Fortune telling is against the sky, and the fate of this dynasty is even more causal, and if you leak the sky, you will be punished by heaven, so you must not let a third person see it.

took the yellow paper, and Xuanzang picked up the pen.

Fortune teller?

The poor monk will not, and it will certainly not be as good as you, a big man who can predict the direction of the future generations, but will the poor monk lose?

The history of the poor monk is not in vain!

"One after two masters are all ascending, and the four seas are boundless......"