Chapter 0006 The twisted melon is not sweet

Hua Yuhan remembered something and asked, "Chang Hao, what kind of woman do you like?"

Chang Hao thought for a moment and grinned seriously: "I'm a person, um... I like to look thin and feel meaty. ”

Hua Yuhan: "......"

"Sure enough, the shameless straight man of steel is really terrible, no wonder I haven't seen him touch a woman in seven years!" Hua Yuhan was silent, feeling quite helpless, who let himself like him?

Secretly took out three silver needles, and the silver needles were smeared with medicine, as long as they pierced him, they were all gone!

Chang Hao pouted his head, just dodging the silver needle, and there was still a chicken leg in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Sister Han, it's almost over, you are still like this, you always like to shoot me in the face... I'm not a wooden man, and besides, this silver needle is used to save lives and cure diseases, how can it become a tool for killing people in your hands? ”

Hua Yuhan was discouraged for a while, his face was slightly red, and he pouted: "I want you to take care of it! Stinky man! You are a piece of rotten wood, rotten wood cannot be carved!"

Then he was helpless, he really had no way to deal with him, and asked:

"Chang Hao, just tell me the truth, how many years will I have to practice hard before I can shoot you?"

"I'm a man, I'm going to stink, but I don't have to say that! As for you trying to shoot me, phew, you want to throw a silver needle at me......"

Chang Hao thought about it and said, "I don't think there is hope in this life, you better study the medical skills to save people......

"Hmph," Hua Yuhan pouted, shouting, "Where is my medical skill to you! ”

Chang Hao smiled: "I have all the fake tricks that deceive people, medical skills are mainly based on talent, and the words "diligence can make up for clumsiness" are to comfort those stupid ......"

Hua Yuhan: "......"

Chang Hao saw Hua Yu looking at him coldly, knowing that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly patted his mouth: "Bah, look at my mouth, I am talking nonsense." ”

"Poof, okay, okay, you eat quickly, eat more. Hua Yuhan covered her mouth and snickered, not minding Chang Hao's nonsense at all.

After drinking a large bowl of chicken soup, the food on the table was wiped out, and Chang Hao exhaled with satisfaction.

was about to take out his three yuan Da Zunyi to smoke one, but saw that Hua Yuhan had already brought a cigar to his mouth.

"Why do you smoke cheap cigarettes! I don't have any money to take it from me, if you need it, even my whole person is yours." Hua Yuhan said in a reproachful tone.

Chang Hao picked up his cigar, shook his head, and said, "Don't get in the way,

Cheap cigarettes are strong, and I am used to smoking."

"If you smoke less, smoke less, cheap cigarettes are not good for your health. Hua Yuhan resented, he said it so bluntly, it was worse than rotten wood!

Chang Hao didn't bother to talk back, after all, Hua Yuhan was for his good, so he had to change the topic and asked, "Sister Han, there are a lot of chewy things in the chicken soup I drank just now, what is it?"

Hua Yuhan's beautiful eyes flashed with a strange hint of urgency, "You said that, I asked the chef to chop up half of the kangaroo tail that I put in, and the minced tiger whip...... I'll make it up to you. ”

Chang Hao opened his mouth and almost dropped his cigar on the ground, "Half-...... Half...... Tiger, Tiger..."

"What's the matter, I can't eat it, hehe! If it's chopped, it won't taste good, and it's easier to absorb the essence inside!" Hua Yuhan smiled even happier when she saw Chang Hao's expression.

"It's over!"

Chang Hao suddenly felt that the blood and qi of the whole person were rising, and the top of his head was about to be hot, eating such an aphrodisiac food would not let him have this reaction, there should be something else in it.

"Sister Han, is there anything else?" Chang Hao had a bad premonition and asked cautiously.

"There's also a bottle of Black Widow!" Hua Yuhan smiled even happier, looking like a witch, delicate and delicate.

"What's that? the legendary Black Widow, the fierce spring poison, colorless and tasteless, and a whole bottle of it?"

"Black widow, it is said that one pill can make people excited for a night, a whole bottle, Sister Han, what is your purpose!" Chang Hao looked up at the sky, and his body constantly reacted violently!

Hua Yuhan walked behind Chang Hao, pinched the man's shoulder with his bare hands, lowered his head and exhaled in Chang Hao's ear and said, "What do you say I am?"

Chang Hao swallowed his throat, but he was silent.

But although the woman in front of him is beautiful, it is not something he can touch casually, and when he touches it, it means that many things are different, he just wants to be an ordinary person and watch Ling'er finish college.

Besides, he is married now, even if it is fake, he has his bottom line!

Taking a deep breath of a cigar and exhaling a puff of white smoke, Chang Hao's gaze became deep, deep, and bottomless.

Suddenly, Chang Hao's temperament has changed dramatically, with a majestic sense of desolation, with an icy breath, as if people are in an ice cellar, making the ambiguous temperature in the entire room drop to freezing.

Hua Yu's eyes were flustered, and she couldn't help but shudder.

"Sister Han, don't do this. Chang Hao persuaded with a faint smile in a slightly hoarse low voice.

Hua Yuhan's face showed a hint of gloom, a little resentful, a little bitter, but soon he still smiled: "Look at what scares you, Sister Han won't eat you again, forget it, I won't play with you." Wood! ”

used words to hide the embarrassing atmosphere and change the topic: "Why don't you come to work with me, you don't have to do anything, I'll support you!"

Hua Yuhan smiled sweetly: "How about it, think about it, I have food, shelter, drink and play here, and I can also warm your bed, which is much more comfortable than you riding a tricycle to collect waste everywhere." ”

Chang Hao shrugged his shoulders and declined: "Forget it, I like my current life, free, unrestrained, and fulfilling." ”

Hua Yuhan said quietly: "...... I just want to see you more, and it's not that you don't understand my mind. ”

Listening to a charming beauty saying such pitiful words, Chang Hao will be soft-hearted even if he is hard-hearted.

He knew that he had to leave quickly, otherwise he would be reluctant to leave after a long time.

"Sister Han, I see that the time is almost up, I'll go first. Chang Hao stood up and said goodbye.

"Can't you talk to me more if you're in such a hurry?" Hua Yuhan frowned and smiled: "I'm bored alone, why don't we close the door and learn more." ”

"Sister Han, I know what you mean, but the twisted melon is not sweet!" Chang Hao sighed helplessly and said.

"I don't care if the melon is sweet or not, I'm very happy if I can twist it. Hua Yu pouted coldly, quibbling.

Chang Hao: "......", it's a pity, you can't twist my melon!

Hua Yuhan's heart was indeed getting more and more nervous: "Why haven't you had a seizure yet, obviously you have already reacted just now! Could it be that the medicine is fake?"

Chang Hao naturally knew what Hua Yuhan was waiting for, it was nothing more than waiting for the medicine to attack, but as Chang Hao, who had been knocking on medicine for seven years, such a little medicine was not enough for him to stuff his teeth, and said haha, "Don't you want to study medicine, just read the book if you are bored, goodbye Sister Han, no need to send it." ”

As he spoke, Chang Hao picked up the black umbrella and slipped out of the box like a gust of wind, making Hua Yu behind him itchy with cold teeth.

"Dead Chang Hao, stinky Chang Hao, am I so annoying?" Hua Yuhan scolded twice, but her beautiful eyes were full of loneliness.

I feel a little remorseful, what is his body made of, I can't let him hand over a bottle, next time, next time, the old lady will definitely let you collapse and get out!

Picked up the phone and called: "What's the matter with your special medicine, dare to lie to the old lady, believe it or not, the old lady sent someone to slaughter you and throw you into the sea tonight!"

"Impossible! Could it be that the amount is too small?" said on the phone.

Of course the old lady knew, so the old lady poured all the bottles into it. Hua Yu said coldly: "No matter what method you use, give the old lady a strong aphrodisiac that can poison ten elephants, otherwise you will have someone prepare a coffin for you!"