Chapter 305: Extremely Vicious? [First Update]
At this moment, Jiang Li was roasting the barbecue unhurriedly, and the food was very fragrant.
On the side, Han Ye had already loosened his mouth and was able to speak. She looked at Jiang Li, who was slow, and frowned, "Jiang Li, aren't you in a hurry?"
Jiang Li smiled and said, "Don't worry. ”
Han Ye asked, "Aren't you eager to know what my grandfather knows?"
Jiang Li glanced at Han Ye and said, "Yes, but I'm not in a hurry." ”
Han Ye looked at Jiang Li's unbeaten look and shouted, "You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry!"
Jiang Li smiled and said, "You are in a hurry...... Or is it in a hurry?"
Han Ye was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and stopped talking.
Jiang Li continued to eat with peace of mind......
At this time, Heilian came to Han Ye's side and asked, "Anxious?"
Han Ye snorted in response.
Hei Lian said: "I'll help you persuade him?"
Han Ye's eyes lit up and said, "Are you willing to help me?"
Hei Lian said: "I think too much, I just don't want to be scolded for too long......"
After speaking, Heilian walked to the opposite side of Jiang Li with a black face, then sat down, pulled a piece of barbecue and stuffed it in his mouth.
Jiang Li frowned and said, "What's the matter?
Black Lotus sighed and said, "Although I am not proficient in alchemy, my comprehension of alchemy also surpasses that of most alchemists. Even if it is the top, it can be regarded as the second echelon. But I use resentment to refine the pill, but every time I make mistakes......"
When Jiang Li heard this, his heart trembled, and he remembered that every time Black Lotus's grandson made alchemy, he could almost refine him to death!
This time......
Hei Lian didn't wait for Jiang Li to get angry, and immediately said, "Don't stare at me, these grievances were promised to me last time when you helped you." Moreover, this time I didn't run out, at least we still have 10,000 grievances to live in a hundred days......"
Jiang Li directly slapped the plate on Hei Lian's face and shouted, "You loser!"
After speaking, Jiang Li picked up the spear, threw it directly to the west, and then scolded: "I'll clean you up when I come back!"
Then Jiang Li grabbed Han Ye, took off into the air, and killed the Sahara Desert.
Hei Lian stood on the side, looked at Han Ye with a blank face, and said with a smile: "Hey...... This guy is here, aren't you showing up yet?"
Han Ye's expression froze for a moment, and then let out a strange laugh: "Do you want to see me so much?"
......
A spear pierced the sky and pierced into the Sahara Desert......
A stick insect demon on the side was startled, and quickly touched his crotch, and then breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Whew, it's good that it wasn't mine...... Belch...... Whose did that fall?"
At this moment, a figure fell from the sky and landed in front of the stick insect.
The stick insect demon looked at the man who was carrying a woman, and then looked at the man's crotch with great solemnity, and muttered, "How can such a small person have such a long guy......"
Jiang Li didn't know what the thing was thinking in front of him at all, if he knew, it was estimated that he would immediately light a fire and barbecue......
Jiang Li casually threw Han Ye to the ground, pointed at the stick insect demon and said, "Hey...... What are you doing here?"
The stick insect glanced at Jiang Li, and opened his mouth to be an advertising slogan: "Taste the bitter and sweet of life, and realize the straight and square circle of life." ”
Jiang Li's head was full of black lines, but Hei Lian smiled: "Then what did you realize?"
The stick insect threw out another advertising slogan: "Look at success or failure, life is heroic, but start all over again." ”
Jiang Li directly took out a spear, put it on the body of the stick insect, and shouted: "You talk nonsense, believe it or not, I really let you start all over again." Tell me how to get to the dungeon!"
The stick insect said: "Don't take the usual path, Meters......"
Boom!
Jiang Li directly slapped the stick insect on the ground with a single shot, and said, "If you dare to say another advertising word, I will kill you!"
The stick insect asked, "Do you know me?"
The green tendons on Jiang Li's head burst out: "I know you uncle!"
Heilian pushed Jiang Li and said, "Do you know me, it's also an advertising word, foreign." ”
Jiang Li directly picked up the spear, ready to smash this unlucky insect to death, when he heard the stick insect demon shouting: "Ambition is in my heart, good luck accompany me!"
"I'll go to your uncle's!" Jiang Li smashed down with a shot......
At this moment, a voice sounded: "Stop, Jiang Li, I'm here." ”
When Jiang Li heard this, his movements froze, and he looked around but didn't see Han Songling.
The stick insect shouted, "Off the beaten path." ”
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows, stomped his feet, and ......
Jiang Li, Han Ye, and Black Lotus's feet were empty, and they fell directly.
The stick insect demon clicked his lips and said, "I said it all, you don't believe it......"
Jiang Li looked at the palace under the desert, and he was also speechless for a while.
At this moment, the palace gate opened, and Han Songling walked out.
However, with Han Songling, there is another old acquaintance, that is, Dandelion.
Dandelion smiled at Jiang Li and said, "Jiang Li, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
Jiang Li pouted and said, "Dandelion, what trick do you want to play this time?"
Dandelion smiled and said, "This time it's not me who is playing tricks, it's Dr. Han who is playing tricks." No, I called you here in a few words...... The tsar is also waking up. I just don't know which one it is, whether it will come or not. If you don't come...... Hey, if you come back early, I won't leave you for lunch. ”
Jiang Li glanced at him and said, "Before lunch, I killed you first, how about eliminating food?"
Dandelion smiled: "Jiang Li, look at what you said." It's not that hostile between us, is it? Other demons have done something, and you can't blame us. Look at these fools of mine, like those big villains who do all kinds of evil?"
Jiang Li glanced at the dandelion and looked at the two demons who followed the dandelion out, both of them were bull-headed demons, a rhinoceros and a buffalo, and the two guys were muttering something.
Jiang Li listened carefully, and was speechless for a while......
The rhinoceros demon asked the buffalo demon, "Why do you eat so delicious breakfast?"
The buffalo demon muttered: "The blue sky must be cured, the teeth are good, the appetite is good......"
Jiang Li grinned and said, "You ...... Changed to an advertising agency?"
Before Dandelion could reply, he heard a noise behind him, and it seemed that a group of demons had run out.
Han Ye's eyes shrank: "Enemy attack!"
Dandelion hurriedly said, "Don't ...... Don't get excited, the signal should be broken, these guys can't wait. ”
As soon as Dandelion finished speaking, he pointed to the top of his head and scolded: "What are you doing when you come down?
The stick insect demon looked at the dandelion pitifully, patted the signal receiver hanging around his neck, and said bitterly: "Didn't I see that they were not good, let's see if I can help." ”
Then the door opened, and a group of strange demons ran out, ignoring Jiang Li, Heilian, and Han Ye one by one, all of them raised their heads and pointed at the stick insect demon and roared: "You go up for me! As soon as I saw the wonderful advertisement, there was no ......."
The stick insect demon just opened his mouth, but he didn't speak yet.
I saw a demon shouting: "Shut up! Everything is for the sake of the user, everything is responsible for the user, do you understand? don't understand, watch more ads!"
Then a group of big demons sprayed back the stick insect demon that had just come down with spittle stars in the sky......
Eventually, though, the stick insect demon stuck his head back and shouted, "That...... Next time you go shopping, bring me more skin care products! They are also blue-green stick insects, and now they are all tanned...... I'm still single. ”
"Get out!" the demons shouted.
"Okay......"
......
When Jiang Li saw this, he was completely speechless, this ...... Are you still a demon? These are a bunch of big fools who have been brainwashed by advertising!
Jiang Li looked at Dandelion, who sighed and said, "Hey...... I can't help it. We abide by the law and do not cause trouble...... But I have nothing to do here, so I can only steal the signal and watch TV. As a result, this is a broken TV station, and there are not many serious TV series every day, all of which are interstitial advertisements...... They were brainwashed by advertising.
Ay...... Jiang Li, steal some TV signals, so that you won't knock on the door and destroy our clan, right?"
Hearing the word Jiang Li, those demons collectively turned around and looked at Jiang Li!
Jiang Li frowned, and said in his heart: "That's right, take out some demonic momentum, I can beat you too." ”
As a result, these demons quickly took out pens, notebooks, T-shirts and other items from their bodies, and rushed over with a scream, shouting as they ran: "Cheap God!
"Wow, this is the fist hammer god, the cheap god who stepped on the god-level demon?
"Cheap god, sign a name, I'm your fan!"
"Sign my notebook, and I'll keep this for you. ”
"Sign me on the T-shirt, brand new, I haven't been willing to wear it last time...... Ahem, bought. ”
"I don't have a T-shirt, can I sign a belly up? If it's dirty, I'll take a shower first, and you'll be ...... later."
......
Looking at the demons around him who were holding pens and shouting these words, Jiang Li only felt that his worldview was about to explode......! Is it really a demon?
In the distance, Dandelion also sighed and muttered, "...... I knew it was going to be like this...... These guys can't be trusted. ”
Han Songling asked rhetorically, "Did you really count on them?"
Dandelion was silent for a while......
Han Songling said with a smile: "You are the smartest demon I have ever seen, you know how to show weakness in front of anyone, and you also know how to maintain a certain close relationship with anyone, even enemies, on any occasion.
Even if it's an enemy, sometimes, they don't want to kill you......
However, you have a fatal flaw. ”
Dandelion said, "What?"
Han Songling said: "You are too weak, no matter how smart you are, you can only choose to rely on a strong person." ”
Dandelion smiled: "I don't think it's a weakness...... The first in the world is the most dangerous, and the second is safe in 10,000 years. I don't have the strength, whoever I rely on, everyone is down-to-earth. ”
PS: I see that some people are in a hurry, in fact, I am even more anxious. But it took a while to figure it out...... Embarrassment.