Chapter 142: No one understands aesthetics better than I do
Although he is a popular spicy chicken, You Hun's current financial situation is still relatively clumsy.
His Majesty waved his hand and rewarded You Hun with a set of mansions.
But to form a "You Mansion", how can a set of big mansions be enough?
Therefore, You Hun needs money, a lot of money.
But it's really strange, although he is popular, You Hun finds that there are very few people who give gifts to him.
The generals were at odds with him because of the cutting of the domain, so naturally they would not stammer.
Civilian officials have no reason to give gifts to a macho general who commands a foreign macho man.
Therefore, You Hun wore a bright official uniform and leaned against the doorrail to look at it and waited for a few months, and a few cats and dogs symbolically obeyed it.
Just when You Hun found that the reality of honesty and poverty was far from his dream of great greed, suddenly a guy who claimed to be the envoy of Xibohou came with a huge treasure chest.
After talking to the messenger with a mouth full of foreheads and a snake's tail, You Hun didn't hear what he asked, so he hurriedly said a hit, and then sent him away and began to check the gifts.
You Hun took great pains to carry the treasure chest into the house himself, and after looking left and right with a weak heart, he carefully covered the doors and windows.
This box is extremely heavy, to say the least, a hundred pounds.
It was the first time to accept such a large bribe, and You Hun felt that he was not too used to it.
The little heart is thumping, and the dopamine in the brain is secreting like crazy.
He swallowed, then took out a knife and carefully unsealed the seal, opened the box, like a female pot friend who opened the package after Double Twelve.
The next second, he was more like.
You Hun had an extremely complicated expression on his round head, surprised, disappointed, angry, and incredulous......
and so on, and the emotions were mixed together, and finally converged into a sentence: "Xibohou, I will be an immortal banban for your mother!"
I saw that in the huge treasure chest was a pair of well-made samurai armor and a waist sword.
To say that Ji Chang is really attentive.
Even if it was Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, Ji Changdu only gave a sword that was broken.
Among the gifts that can be given to You Hun are not only treasure swords, but also fine armor, which obviously expresses great kindness.
But he You Hun is one of the twenty traitors in ancient times, not one of the twenty famous generals in ancient times!
And the reason why he was on the list is not high-tech crimes such as rebellion, but the most honest and responsible corruption and slander!
You say that I am a big corrupt official, a big minister, and I only want to do the most bad things, what's the use of you sending me a set of Wang Ba Shells?
The most important thing is that if it is just a set of armor and a knife, You Hun will admit it, and he can sell it for money when he turns his head.
But this plague-stricken Ji Chang actually carved the words "You Hun, the first warrior of the Great Merchant" and "You Shuai Wuyun Changlong" in several places in the armor and on the knife body with extremely superb skills.
Even behind the armor there is a large banner that can be erected high: "Peerless Macho Yu".
Isn't that hell?
Who will sell such armor to?
Although it was possible to forcibly polish all those characters away, if that was done, the value of this armor would depreciate by at least 30% in an instant.
Such a huge loss simply made You Hun's heart bleed!
After throwing the damned box under the bed, suddenly the voice of the servant girl came from outside:
"Master, there is a word in the palace, Your Majesty asked you to accompany you!"
......
You Hun did not see the king in the palace, but met his benefactor in an open place not far from the palace.
After skillfully avoiding the king's ♂ embrace, You Hun hurriedly introduced the recruitment of warriors to the king.
The king clapped his hands regretfully.
The only one in the palace who can escape the embrace of his king is General You.
From this glimpse, you can also get a glimpse of General You's strength.
It's a pity that he doesn't seem to have much interest in wrestling, which makes the king feel sorry.
Hearing that the warriors of Dong Bohou and Nan Bohou had been in place, King Su smiled with satisfaction: "It is worthy of being a lonely minister of the humerus, under the command of You Qing, it can be so smooth at this time......!"
The king of Xuan changed his words, and pointed to the wasteland here and said: "When the warriors of the Xibohou and the Northern Bohou also arrive, they will build a pig platform here with the widows." ”
"Pigtai?"
You Hun was stunned, didn't he want to build a big construction project?
It's good to build a lot of construction, Your Majesty is building a lot of buildings, if you don't make a lot of money, wouldn't you waste Your Majesty's trust in yourself?
However, the king misunderstood You Hun's stunned expression, smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "You Aiqing, you, you are worried about the country and the people! Don't open your mouth so wide, everyone knows what you are going to say next!"
The king shook his head and said: "Now that Beihai is still fighting, it is appropriate to cultivate its virtues, love its people, cherish its financial expenses, and pay attention to its orders, although Yao and Shun are just like this;
Seeing You Hun blinking and blinking his mouth, looking like he had seen a ghost, the king laughed, thinking that he had guessed exactly the right point.
It turned out that when the king proposed to build another courtyard, Shang Rong and others earnestly dissuaded the king, which was the kind of rhetoric.
"You Aiqing, your concern for the country and the people is already known to the widow, but the widow also has a reason why he has to build a platform. ”
The king of the palace said with his hands behind his back: "The widow wants to find the fierce warriors of the world to wrestle, fitness, and beautify the body, and sleep with all the fierce men, day and night, but those women in the deep palace are very hateful, and they will definitely obstruct in every way, make trouble, and keep talking all day long, so noisy."
Therefore, this platform must be built, and it must be big, fierce, and fast!"
The king approached step by step, and You Hun retreated step by step.
He couldn't help but ask, "Dare to ask the king, do you have a belly case?"
King Su nodded and said, "It is three miles big and a thousand feet high...... But the most important thing is that it must be beautiful?"
You Hun said again: "Why don't you take the stone of Kunlun as a pillar and design a pig platform in the style of a round sky?"
Anyway, if you don't spend a penny of your own money, you Hun can spread the stall bigger, so that you can make a profit from it.
I didn't want to laugh and said, "Doctor You is a tiger general, but he doesn't know anything about aesthetics. There is no one in this big business territory who understands aesthetics better than me!"
As he spoke, he raised his hand and compared, saying: "The so-called aesthetics is that the top is thin and the head is down, if you turn the pig platform upside down, the bottom is thin and the top is thick!"
This is how it should be built!"
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Thanks to the demon cyan for the 500 starting coins!
Dog blood drunk source Jinghong rewarded 100 starting coins.