"Xiaoshou, this is my gift to your master, named Cappuccino, please be sure to bring it. ”

The Yuxu chess and card room has become a pot of porridge, all kinds of flying swords and needles are running around, and Zhang Ya also followed Fu Xi to hurriedly bid farewell to the Antarctic Immortal.

The Antarctic Immortal Weng touched his head, confused, "Uncle Zhang Ya, why do you want to call your nephew Xiaoshou?"

"If you talk about the Tao and the skills of eating cards, I am not as good as your teacher, but when it comes to face-to-face, your teacher is not as good as me. ”

Zhang Ya shook his head and said: "I think you have a relationship with Shou, so I call you Xiaoshou, you might as well verify it in the future, whether Uncle Shi's words are accurate or not." ”

As he spoke, Zhang Ya turned over and rode on the back of the old cow and followed Fu Xi towards the Volute Palace.

There is a boy beside the Antarctic Immortal, who is his apprentice and the eldest disciple of the third generation of the Pot Sect, called the White Crane Boy.

He looked angry and said, "Master, this person really should be a garbish in language, a weak man is small, a beast with fur and horns, how can such a vulgar language be used on your old man?"

The Antarctic Immortal Weng patted his disciple's shoulder, and said indifferently: "Although Zhang Ya is young, he is extremely high, and I have listened to the words of the master of the sect, he is deeply favored by Hongjun Dao Ancestor, and he should not be taken lightly, just a name, no need to be serious." ”

However, when he turned his head, the Antarctic Immortal Weng showed a contemplative look on his face: "This person can really face each other?"

......

Zhang Ya remembered that some people in later generations said that he was the Antarctic Immortal Emperor, and some said that he was the Shou Xing Gong, or that the Shou Xing was a three-corpse of the Antarctic Immortal, and there were many other theories.

But anyway, at present, Zhang Ya feels that he is indeed quite similar to the old birthday star.

Yue Lao and Shou Xing should be regarded as colleagues with similar work natures, so Zhang Ya felt that there was nothing wrong with calling him Xiaoshou.

After playing mahjong with the female snail Fuxi for two months in the Volute Palace, Zhang Ya took the old cow back to his cave.

Who knows, there is actually a monkey squatting at the entrance of the cave, looking left and right, squeaking and trying to pull away the stone.

Standing in the clouds, Zhang Ya took out a rope from his pocket, threw it down, and trapped the monkey solidly.

Lao Niu said in surprise: "Engong, it's just a monkey who steals food, there's no need to do this, right? If you want to eat monkey brains, the disciple can use tofu to make a plate for you, I went down the mountain a while ago to learn how to cook." ”

"You go to learn to cook with people, but you learn to cook vegetarian food, a good cow, but you learn to do things from the great monks taught in the West, and go back to learn braised beef brisket, and improve the food for the teacher. ”

"Actually, I can also do monkey brain ......"

......

One person and one cow chatted, and the clouds fell.

Zhang Yadaoren stretched out his hand and lifted the monkey up to look at it carefully.

Lao Niu Qi said: "Could it be that this monkey is not so particular about it?"

Zhang Yadaoren nodded and said, "There are five immortals in Zhou Tian: heaven, earth, gods, people, and ghosts. There are five insects: nai, scales, hair, feathers, and kun. There are also four kinds of mixed monkeys, which are not heaven, earth, gods, humans, and ghosts, nor are they beetles, scales, hair, feathers, and kun, and they are not included in the ten categories. ”

The old cow's eyes widened, and he squatted down to look at the monkey in front of him: "Four kinds of mixed monkeys?"

Zhang Yadao pinched his fingers and said: "The first is the Lingming stone monkey, through changes, knowing the time, knowing the location, moving the stars and changing the fight; the second is the Chijiri horse monkey, knowing the yin and yang, knowing personnel, good at entering and exiting, avoiding death and prolonging life; the third is the gibbon monkey, taking the sun and the moon, shrinking thousands of mountains, distinguishing the blame, and making the world; the fourth is the six-eared macaque, good at listening to sounds, able to perceive, knowing before and after, everything is clear. These four monkeys do not belong to the ten categories, and they do not reach the name of two. ”

The old cow was startled and moved away from the monkey: "The monkey is too strong, isn't he?"

"It's nothing, this girl is just an ordinary monkey!"

Zhang Ya angrily threw the monkey tied to the ground, "Old cow, burn the fire and set the pot!"

Old Niu: "Okay!"

Monkey: "Branch~Woo Woo~"

Zhang Ya was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

When someone else goes out to pick up a monkey, it's either a gibbon monkey or a six-eared macaque, and he is a character who can compete with Sun Wukong every day.

As a result, he picked up a monkey, and it was really a monkey, especially just to steal the dried fruits in the cave!

The old cow brought a knife and boiled the water.

The monkey cowered in the corner and shivered.

Zhang Ya took the knife, pointed at the monkey and asked, "Can you understand me?"

In the fairy world, there is abundant spiritual energy, and some creatures with good roots will be precocious, such as Lao Niu, who can speak human words very early.

Although this monkey is not one of the four spirit monkeys, it obviously has a good IQ.

He hurriedly nodded desperately.

"Yes, the IQ is very high, and the brain capacity must be very large, so you can produce a little more monkey brain. ”

Zhang Ya nodded with satisfaction, approaching step by step.

The monkey let out a desperate whimper, and the old cow couldn't bear to cover his eyes with his hooves.

At this moment, the monkey suddenly thought of something.

It hurriedly took out a piece of gold from the fluff in its arms, held it in its hand, and then slowly turned around and handed it to Zhang Yadaoren.

......

Ten minutes later, the monkey was untied and politely placed on a stone bench with a small stack of dried fruits in front of him.

The old cow washed the dog's head gold and came to a plain wall, where the ox's hooves were imprinted on a very inconspicuous switch, and the whole wall suddenly spun open, revealing an extremely spacious storage room inside.

For a while, countless jewels and spiritual treasure essences shot out from inside.

This treasure light is so thick and magnificent, even if the Mixed Yuan Saint sees it, he has to fall on his head in fright.

Fortunately, these rays of light were firmly locked by an extremely subtle formation, and they did not reveal half a point.

Lao Niu threw the dog's head gold into the warehouse like garbage, turned his head and complained to Zhang Ya: "Engong, to be honest, you are a true immortal, why are you still so addicted to gold as a gambling thing?"

According to my old cow, doesn't this thing take up space in the warehouse?"

"Don't take evil as small, don't take good as small, don't accumulate small steps, don't accumulate small streams, don't accumulate small streams, can't become rivers and seas!

You stupid cow don't understand these noble truths at first glance, and don't you think gold is fragrant?

Gold symbolizes human longing for beautiful things, and has nothing to do with its own value.

Can you imagine that in a certain world, there will be a group of female creatures, for the sake of the world's per capita reserves of a few hundred carats, the industrial synthesis is completely fake and real, the appreciation space is zero, the value retention ability is negative, and the material is useless except for cutting glass, and they spend a lot of money and compare with each other?"

Although he didn't understand Mr. Zhang Ya's words, Lao Niu still instinctively shook his head: "This is too stupid, I will never look for this kind of bells and whistles when looking for a daughter-in-law in the future, just find a big one." ”

"Then you wait, there will be a good black and white variety in the future, which matches your aesthetics. ”

Zhang Ya and the old cow were chatting, and the monkey was trembling and eating dried fruits.

"Since you have paid the protection fee, I, Da Dangshan Zhang Ya Daojun, am not an unreasonable person. ”

Zhang Ya suddenly turned his head and said to the monkey: "You can be a registered disciple under my sect, and also serve as the No. 2 spare ingredient." ”

The monkey understood the human speech and squeaked in gratitude.

"This is really good, I didn't expect my old cow to become a senior brother one day. But ......"

Breaking the hooves of the ox, the old cow said like a few treasures: "The turbid sage accepts disciples to see the heart, the jade turbid sage accepts disciples to see the heels, and the turbid sage accepts disciples to teach without class...... Speaking of which, what is the standard for accepting apprentices?"

Zhang Ya frowned and said noncommittally: "Probably...... Palate?"

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Two grains and herbs are recommended.

One is Mixian Niang's "My Main God Player", with beautiful writing and moving words, and it is on the three rivers, which is enviable~~

There is also "Marvel Summoner", which is the author's third Marvel, and his skills should be more and more perfect.