Chapter Ninety-Three: Terrible Words
He saw that the damn monkey spirit began to throw the treasures into the stove in front of him one by one, as if they were burning wood.
No!
That's my treasure!
Leopard couldn't hold back any longer, he arched himself and jumped high, rushing towards his treasure.
However, at this moment, he saw a burly figure, like a muscle tank, at the same time swooping in the opposite direction.
"Lie down!"
The old cow screamed and pressed the leopard to the ground.
Then a huge explosion shook the earth.
Ah Leopard only heard a brief moment, followed by a long tinnitus, and couldn't hear anything at all.
The one in front of him raised his head and squinted his eyes.
Behind the dazzling white light, a mushroom-like cloud rose from the valley.
Invisible waves of air are like a passing typhoon, destroying everything that can be destroyed.
Leopard froze.
He did not believe that there was such a powerful force in the world.
This moment he felt.
What bullshit Taoism, what bullshit practice, what bullshit demon king, all give me the hell!
This is the true power of the world!
This is the real art of the world!
Art – it's a blast!
......
Zhang Yadao fled from the smoke in embarrassment.
If he hadn't thrown the Ding Furnace to the bottom of the valley just now, I'm afraid that my doppelganger would have to burp.
This hellish Shennong, what kind of hell thing is it for Uncle Ben?
Small nuclear bomb recipe?
You passed this thing to the Yanhuang people early in the morning, so where will there be so much trouble in the future!
Zhang Ya shook his head and put his foot on the old cow's belly: "Something like a dog, shouldn't you be the first to protect me when you encounter danger?
"Huh, Eun Gong, I really want to protect something, isn't it you?"
The old cow got up and sat on the ground, his hooves scratching his head, and some strange memories.
Well...... The skinny touch is indeed very similar to Eungong, is it wrong?
So what am I protecting?
The old cow bowed his head in confusion.
I saw that between his pillar-like legs, under his crotch to be exact, a leopard's head was dying with its tongue sticking out.
......
Two lives as a human being, plus Zhang Ya's clone can be regarded as three lives and three lives, Zhang Ya has seen ten miles of peach blossoms but has not had close contact with a living leopard.
In my previous life, it was well understood that as a social animal, at most I saw a leopard in a zoo through a fence.
And in this life, he is a disciple of the White Crane Gate.
Obviously, as a large breeding sect, predators such as leopards and tigers must be cleaned up.
Although the group of senior brothers and brothers of Baihemen did not fight well, it was no problem to drive away some tigers, leopards, insects and wolves.
So it's the first time Zhang Ya has had a close encounter with a live leopard.
He cautiously reached out his hand and gently touched the leopard's ear.
Fluffy and soft.
He gently touched the leopard's fur again.
Fluffy and just as soft.
Then he carefully opened the leopard's paws and gently pinched the pink pads......
OMG!
Zhang Ya said that this is simply a magical touch, which makes people intoxicated.
If you press the pad in the center of the claw a little harder, the sharp claws will immediately pop out.
After pressing more than a dozen times, Zhang Ya reluctantly put down his paws, and then began to stroke the leopard's stomach, chin, back and other places.
After a while, although unconscious, the leopard still let out a rumbling snoring sound.
"Oh my God, this is much stronger than petting a cat!"
Zhang Ya's eyes lit up.
"That...... Grace Father...... I think we should treat this big cat first, he looks like he's dying......"
Zhang Ya sighed.
Indeed, although it was still snoring, the leopard was obviously out of breath and out of breath and inlet in less.
Beckoning, the hen pecked the rice Shending flew back from the valley and landed in front of Zhang Ya.
Even after such a terrible explosion, there was not a single crack on this divine ding, and it still looked brilliant.
Zhang Ya untied the gourd from his back.
Since there is a Shang Tang living in the gourd now, Zhang Ya naturally will not drink those colas anymore.
However, Coke is known to rejuvenate people, just as Coke can remove rust from water pipes.
After Zhang Ya routinely said hello to Shang Tang, the little guy who had been his boss for forty-two years, he poured the Coke into the Danding.
The residue left after the explosion of the previous fifty-eight heavenly and earthly treasures adhered to the top wall, and as soon as it was soaked in Coke, it immediately dissolved and formed a wonderful suspension.
The old cow tacitly pried the leopard's mouth open, and then Zhang Ya poured this wonderful liquid into it.
"Ahem, ahem—oh—"
Leopard coughed and woke up.
He had just had a terrible dream.
An ass about the size of five of his own heads suddenly pressed down on his back like a small mountain.
Then, a terrifying octopus monster begins to touch its ears, claws, and stomach with its tentacles!
He desperately shouted no, no!
But there is no way to stop the other party's violence.
Fortunately, everything was a dream, and now he woke up.
What appeared in front of him was a red-haired monkey spirit, a red-haired monkey spirit that caused a huge explosion that he would never forget.
He looked at Zhang Ya directly, as if the most fanatical fan was looking up to his idol.
Bang!
Leopard knelt down.
He wants to apprentice, he wants to learn this true art, the supreme art!
He knelt on all fours and spat out raw words: "...&*%... ¥#@#&%*)”
"Old Niu, what did he say?"
"How do I know, it's a cat, shouldn't it be familiar with your ducks?"
"Ducks?"
"Uh...... Eun Gong ...... I don't mean to offend...... I mean, ducks and cats are relatively small domestic animals, and I'm supposed to be with sheep and horses......"
"Don't talk stupidly, let's take advantage of this leopard's delirium, and slip away, if he comes to his senses and claims against us, it will be a big deal. ”
Saying that, Zhang Ya rode on the old cow and turned around and was about to leave.
“%#...... ¥%...... ¥......”
“#¥!@¥#@%¥&*&)......”
Ah Leopard desperately wanted to explain his admiration, but the more anxious he was, the more difficult it was to speak clearly, like an English student who took a speaking test.
Suddenly, Fu Ling's heart was full, and Ah Leopard finally remembered a sentence.
He shouted in a straight voice: "Fellow Daoists, please stay!
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Thanks to the Shimmer craftsman for the 5,000 starting coins, thank you for the old friend's tip.
Thanks to Chang'an Young Ranger for rewarding 100 starting coins