On the bustling street, a middle-aged man with a lost soul walked with a sack, and the noise of the city seemed to be completely impossible to reach his ears.

This middle-aged man in a gorgeous costume is the uncle of today's son, the famous sage Bigan.

He clutched his empty heart, wandering aimlessly forward, like a walking corpse.

"Sell heartless cabbage, three shells, ten shells and three handfuls of fresh heartless vegetables!"

Finally, a woman's shout made Bigan subconsciously stop.

"Heartless ......"

Bigan's mind froze, and he suddenly looked at the vegetable seller with excitement and said: "The vegetable has no heart to live, if that person has no heart, what should he do?"

The one who sold heartless vegetables was Ma Tengyun's wife, she frowned, and secretly said where did she get her neurosis, just when she wanted to blurt out "Of course people will die if they have no heart".

She suddenly remembered what had happened last night.

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"Mom, Mom, I finally know why you are wrong in selling vegetables!"

"Why?"

"Three three get nine, three shells are one, then three should be nine shells, not ten shells!"

"How can this be reasonable, starting from your grandmother's grandmother, we are selling vegetables like this, you melon baby don't talk nonsense!"

"Mom, Mom, you don't know math at all!"

"Gua Wazi, you don't understand business at all!"

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The vegetable seller thought of her son, who had mastered the magic skill of multiplication formulas, and unconsciously showed a loving smile on her face.

Although the vegetable lady didn't listen to her son in the matter of selling vegetables, it doesn't mean that she doesn't know that her son is right, he will indeed count.

In fact, not only did she understand her son's arithmetic, but in her spare time selling vegetables, she secretly went to audit Principal Zhang Ya's public class several times, and felt that she had benefited a lot.

Sure enough, this little Dangshan Academy is a famous place.

The vegetable seller felt that she was nearly half a hundred years old, but her son's future was just beginning.

With such a skill, I think I will be better than myself in the future, and I will never be a vegetable seller again.

At least you have to be the shopkeeper of the restaurant!

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Bigan looked at the woman in front of him with an unnatural smile on her face, and the smile became more and more presumptuous, and finally couldn't help but ask again: "Auntie, you haven't answered me yet, you can't live without a heart, and you can't live without a heart?"

"Ahh

The vegetable seller gave a blank look, obviously she thought of her son becoming the shopkeeper of the restaurant, marrying Lao Li's eldest daughter next door, and walking to the pinnacle of life.

However, the vegetable lady still wisely noticed that the clothes on Bigan's body were still quite bright, and she was definitely not a noble person who she could offend at will, so she had to patiently explain:

"Let me tell you, this person has no intention of dying, but it is actually a very complex problem, involving the concept of quantum mechanics.

From the duck point of view, before the chest cavity is opened, this person, he can be both dead and alive, and in fact, he is in a state of both death and life, both possibilities exist.

It is only at the moment when we open our hearts and stomachs that these two possibilities finally collapse to one of the possibilities, and the person is either alive or dead.

This is called Schrödinger's heart!"

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Bigan carried a heavy sack and slowly walked up the hill north of the city.

Before today, he had no idea that there was a academy in such a remote place on the outskirts of Chaoge City.

At this time, Bigan was not interested in thinking about why a woman who sold vegetables had such advanced knowledge, he just wanted to find that Professor Zhang Ya as soon as possible and figure out what Schrödinger's heart was.

"Stop, are you also here to study at our Da Dangshan Academy?"

At this time, a young girl wearing a cute duck-style school uniform blocked Bigan's way, it was the second sister of the three brothers and sisters of the Yin family, Yin Youmeng.

Bigan nodded and said, "I heard that there is a great sage preaching here, and the old man is here to listen to the lecture." ”

"I see, then old man, come with me!"

As he spoke, Yin Youmeng was about to turn around and leave.

"Wait," said Bigan, who stopped her, "little girl, the old man has no heart, aren't you afraid?"

Yin Youmeng shook his head and said proudly: "What's wrong with no heart, I don't have breasts yet!"

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Bigan followed the little girl to the door of a school house, and sure enough, there was the sound of reading aloud inside.

Yin Youmeng pointed to the teaching house and said, "You wait here, when the time comes, Principal Zhang will come to give a lecture, and I will help my brother collect medicine, so I will leave first." ”

At this time, Bigan noticed that Yin Youmeng was carrying a bamboo basket on his back, and what was vaguely placed in it was a nourishing and strengthening medicine.

The girl turned to leave, and Bigan had to wait where she was, listening to the students read.

It's just that the content of the book is a bit difficult for him to understand.

"'Odd and even unchanging, symbols look at quadrants?' What is this thing?"

Just when Bigan was standing outside the window and wanted to take a closer peek at the situation, suddenly "(≧^.^≦) meow~", a beautiful shadow flashed away from the window.

Immediately afterward, Bigan was kicked to the ground.

"Su Xiaoji, what are you crazy about?"

Ma Tengyun, the representative of the mathematics class who was organizing everyone to review, hurriedly ran out.

At this moment, Su Xiaoji has become a cat-eared girl, not only with a white, fluffy tail wagging and shaking, but also a pair of small tiger teeth at the corner of his mouth.

She stared nervously at Bigan and said, "Go and call Principal Zhang, I smell zombies!"

......

Zhang Ya was drinking tea with Jiang Ziya while playing beast chess.

I don't think it's very suitable to beat the old K Zhang Duck in the academy, and it's easy to bring bad atmosphere.

So he invented a puzzle chess game, the general rule is that the duck eats the tiger, the tiger eats the leopard and so on.

After hearing Ma Tengyun's report, the two hurriedly put down the things in their hands and came to the teaching building.

Jiang Ziya looked at it from afar, and said in surprise: "This person is obviously out of life, but why hasn't he died yet?"

In the next moment, Jiang Ziya's face turned pale, and he covered his mouth and nose and said, "What a strong smell of blood!"

Zhang Ya scratched his head and said, "People are injured in the chest, of course there will be some blood, you don't need such a disgusted look, right?"

"It didn't come from that man!"

Jiang Ziya resisted his stomach, stepped over Bigan who fell to the ground, and stepped forward to open his sack.

In an instant, all the teachers and students, including Zhang Ya, vomited.

I saw that the sack was densely packed with stumps and severed arms, which were the minced meat left after Bo Yikao was crushed!

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