Volume 2 Heroes Out of Boys Chapter 77 Rather Die than Extraordinary (5)
The transfer student standing in front of Ning Bufan didn't look at Ning Bufan, but just looked at the piano stupidly and said ambiguous words.
"Who?" Ning Bufan asked, he vaguely felt that the person in Wei Hongye's mouth was the person in his dream.
"A person who is so good that he should not exist in this world. The tall Wei Hongye finally turned around and looked at the short Ning Bufan.
In the same school, Ning Bufan had occasionally seen Wei Hongye, and when the other party appeared in front of him, he suddenly felt that this person was terrifying.
After thinking about it for a long time, I realized that this is not an enlarged version of myself?
"You ......" Ning Bufan was about to speak, but Wei Hongye stretched out his hand, touched Ning Bufan's head like a son, and then turned to leave.
"Sick...... Ning Bufan looked at the tall back blankly and muttered to himself.
October 8th.
Ning Bufan's hands and feet stretched out unbridledly, and slept into a big character. In the dream, he finally grew to 1.8 meters, wielding a delicate and elegant long sword hoe to help the weak, and act chivalrous.
"Ning Bufan!" The alarm clock and the voice of the extraordinary mother rang at the same time, the extraordinary mother got up earlier than the alarm clock every time, but she never trusted the accuracy of the alarm clock and her own accuracy, and the two-pronged approach could call Ning Bufan on time every day.
Reading is the way out, and she has always believed in this idea.
The frequency of going to the hospital is too high, and he has missed a lot of homework, and he can't be late.
Bufan wants to be a hero, but Bufan's mother sees that he can speak well and wants him to be a lawyer. Of course, a good lawyer can become a hero, but the thin Ning Bufan likes to rely on personal force to solve problems, and lawyers also rely on the law, thinking about it carefully, he is really not handsome.
Bufan's mother woke up Ning Bufan and asked Bufan to call Bufan's father, but Bufan was very annoyed by such a bunch of "extraordinary", so he rearranged this narration and changed it to "Mom asked her son to call Dad." ”
Well, Lao Tzu's name is Ning Bufan, and he is really extraordinary, and he is a piece of superhero material. Bufan thought so beautifully in his heart.
Ning Bufan rubbed his sleepy-eyed hazy eyes and walked to his father's side, stretched out his hand to probe his father's snort, and looked nervous: "It's not good!
He felt a breath of hot air coming out of his nostrils, and was about to inhale, when his extraordinary face approached Dad's nose, opened his bloody mouth and took a breath of getting up that had been brewing for a long time......
Father was sleeping soundly, and suddenly a devastating stench hit him, and he woke up in an instant: "Someone!
Bufan's mother heard the voice and said calmly: "Oh, get up, then hurry up and come over for dinner." ”
The two fathers and sons sat around the dining table after washing, and the father secretly called Ning Bufan with an obscene face: "Hey, boy, do you see how your mother is different from usual today?"
Ning Bufan stretched his neck and glanced at Bufan's mother, who was busy in the kitchen, and couldn't see any difference after looking at it for a long time, so he casually said perfunctorily: "Belly is big again?"
Extraordinary Dad was very happy when he heard it: "Ouch, it deserves to be my own son, and his eyes are like torches, hehe......"
Seeing him laughing so obscenely, he didn't know why, so he asked tentatively: "What are you happy about, stupid, she is pregnant with your son?"
"Isn't her son you?" said with a smile, "Don't talk about that useless, your mother has eaten well recently, and she has gained a lot of weight, which makes me tickle, so we won't be back tonight, you know......"
"I understand your sister, what can I understand? I'm only seventeen years old! Why don't you let me understand the films you treasure?"
Father Extraordinary fell into deep thought, shook his head after a long time and said: "Extraordinary, people are still young, even if they agree with you under the age of fourteen, it will be considered a crime." Bear with it for another two years, listen to Dad, ah. ”
"Who are you talking about, your son is eighteen years old, and your wife is not yet fourteen?"
"No, no, I said that the little girl who plays with you every day is good-looking, but she has lost a little weight. After nothing happened, I came into our house and asked your mother to make up for her more, you are such a little expert every day, in fact, you don't know that your mother is a little pig expert here, and any dog can become a pig. ”
Bufan remembered the Samoyed that he used to raise at home, less than a year old was more than 200 pounds, and his fat legs were invisible. The neighbors all praised when they saw it: "Your corgi is so good-looking." "Imagine that girl becomes two hundred pounds, like a fitness ball. I couldn't help but laugh.
Well, Lao Tzu must make her a ball.
Ning Bufan secretly made up his mind in his heart, in this life and this life, she will not marry, and if she does not become a ball, she will not be a person!
A thought suddenly sobered him up, and he asked again: "You say...... Who?"
With this question, Bufan's father suddenly became entangled, who was the person he blurted out? Why did he always have a very beautiful girl in his memory who played the piano with Ning Bufan every day.
But when he recalled carefully, he couldn't remember the specific details.
He patted the extraordinary: "Hey, don't be silly. Let me tell you, we won't be coming tonight, you go out to dinner by yourself, you know. ”
Bufan came back to his senses and was stunned, ah, ha, while Lao Tzu didn't pay attention to you, you idiot and decided what to do? You dare to ask Lao Tzu to go out to dinner by yourself? You must know me too well, dear dad: "Fuck, I can finally eat out! Finally, I don't have to eat big elbow stewed kidneys and spicy fat intestine sashimi?"
After receiving the twenty dinner benefits from Bufan's father, Bufan began to think about what to eat at night while carrying his schoolbag to school.
Twenty huge sums of money, and it's rare to be able to go out to eat for so many years, what is good to eat?
KFC McDonald's? doesn't show the temperament of my twenty richest people.
The buffet must not have any good goods, and it is estimated that it is also a large intestine sashimi or something.
I thought about it for a long time and didn't find food that suited my identity, but I had already walked to the school gate.
Seeing a few people gathered at the school gate from a distance, I couldn't help but have some doubts in my heart, picked up half a bag of soy milk in my hand and threw it into the crowd. The fat black man was shot in the face by an unknown milky white liquid, and he was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and was about to go up and beat someone. A black-clothed young man next to him stretched out his arm to stop him, and whispered, "Don't make trouble, being entangled by him can't be dealt with for a while, for my sake, bear with it." ”
The fat man seemed to be very afraid of him, and when he heard him say this, he wiped his face and said nothing.
But who are we Ning Bufan, Lao Tzu smashed you, and you can still run?
He walked into this group of people, and if it weren't for the knife control, it is estimated that this group of people would have to draw their knives and demonstrate.
"Hey, Qin Moxiong, have you eaten the wrong shit? Come here so early, aren't you afraid that your uncle will talk to you? It's okay to have the dignity of a little hooligan?" Ning Bufan took out a fifty-kilogram booger from his nose with the little thumb of his right hand, and rubbed it on the little black fat man lightly. Seeing that the other party's pig liver face turned black with anger, he was a little embarrassed, and reached out and slapped the fat man as an apology.
Qin Moxiong glanced at him lightly, then took out a plastic sign from behind him, which said "I have something on my mind", and then lowered his head and leaned against the wall.
Ning Bufan was really afraid of him, a slow motion with his left hand and right hand, and a replay of slow motion with his right hand and left hand, facing Qin Moxiong is a set of combination punches, and then turned around and left gently, just as he came gently.
The lost Ning Bufan looked at this lost sky and couldn't help but sigh again and again. I haven't fought with Qin Moxiong for two days, why do I faintly feel a kind of melancholy in my heart, I can't spit it out or swallow it, and I am still nauseous and retching when I brush my teeth in the morning. He inhaled hard, held it for a long time, then coughed hard, and finally spit out the phlegm.
Think about your ball-like daughter-in-law, who is not beautiful in her heart. It's another beautiful day.