(The farming text in the world of cultivating immortals, and the style of the author's previous works are different, the sand sculpture is relaxed, and the work of flying is released, and friends who only eat the style of the drama and the orthodox cultivation of the immortal text should be cautious.) ）

In the scorching summer, the cicadas chirp.

In a private school in Fuan Town——

"Today we're announcing the results of the quiz!"

"Good~!"

"Junior group, Mu Shuangshuang, double subject A, first place!"

"Wow!"

"Gao Jinshi, one A and one B, second place!"

"Wow!"

"Wu ......"

"Liu ......"

"Elderly ......"

"Finally, let's see who's going to be the last one—"

"Single--"

As the neat answer sounded, Mr. Private School raised his head angrily and pointed to the last table of the private school: "That's right, it's you again, Shan Yiyi!!"

"It's you again, it's you again! I get distracted in class, I mess around after class, brag about you the best, and endorse you the most sleepy!"

Mr. Private, who has always been elegant, was as angry as a rooster, holding Shan Yiyi's roll and turning in circles: "Tell me, tell me - what do you mean by taking a zero egg?"

"You fill out the whole paper, and it turns out that there is not a single question or a word right, how do you take the test, how do you write the words? Obviously, you can write all the words, but you just can't write well, so what are you doing in school?!"

Mr. scolded for a long time, and seeing that Shan Yiyi was still silent, Mr. was angry again: "Shan Yiyi?!"

"Shan Yiyi ......"

"Shan Yiyi !!!!"

Shan Yiyi, who was lost and depressed, finally came back to her senses and stood up from the small couch with a "bang".

The small kettle on the table was knocked over by her, and it rolled to the ground with two "knocks".

"To ...... Here!"

Mr. Private School was so angry that he flew the book over: "Why are you in a daze again?!"

Shan Yiyi, who was only five years old, didn't know that he was worried and couldn't give up, and he couldn't hear a word of his husband's words.

After a while, her voice trembled and said, "Sir, I want to go to the immortal ......"

Mr:......

"Roll !!"

............

Shan Yiyi held a cloth bag and a small hand behind his back, standing outside the private school with a heavy heart.

Half a day passed, and after school, she was finally able to move around.

At this time, several seven or eight-year-old children ran out and couldn't help laughing when they saw Shan Yiyi:

"I want to be poor, but it's a pity that I'm blind!"

"Goose goose goose, Yiyi burps!"

Someone recited a blind nursery rhyme:

"Reading well, reading is wonderful, and reading can wear an official hat!"

"Wear official hats and robes, and don't worry about food and clothing!"

"Yiyi is stupid, Yiyi is bad, and Yiyi has zero eggs every day!"

"If she doesn't study and wants to cultivate immortals, the gods will punish her for planting leeks!"

"Hahahaha!"

A group of people laughed and mocked Shan Yiyi, and when they saw that she didn't react, they threw a ball of waste paper at her and ran away with a cigarette.

After a while, a girl with pigtails quietly walked out and came behind Shan Yiyi: "Ha!"

Seeing that Shan Yiyi was indifferent, the girl was surprised: "Shan Yiyi, are you really going to cultivate immortals?

"Are those guys laughing at you? You didn't beat them, what the hell is wrong with you?"

Shan Yiyi turned around for a long time and looked at the girl with a heavy heart: "Shuangshuang, tell you something, but you have to promise that you are not allowed to laugh at me." ”

Mu Shuangshuang saw her mysterious, and patted his chest: "When have I ever laughed at you?"

"I've picked up the gods. ”

"Poofhahahahahahaha

Shan Yiyi: →_→

Mu Shuangshuang: "I'm sorry I didn't hold back←_←"

Shan Yiyi didn't care about her, and said to her: "Dao Ke Dao, very Dao!"

"It's famous, it's not famous!"

"Nameless ......"

Mu Shuangshuang: "...... You're actually endorsing?!"

"Are you alright?!"

Shan Yiyi said: "I can not only endorse, but I can also write silently! I have already written down a whole three-character scripture, and I will soon be able to write the Tao Te Ching!"

"Kiriminato, what the hell did you do??"

"See the gods. ”

Shan Yiyi elaborated on the whole process of fainting from wrestling yesterday, waking up and picking up a cloth bag, and there was her "immortal in the afterlife" in the cloth bag, saying that she wanted to teach her to cultivate immortals.

Mu Shuangshuang was dumbfounded: "This is okay??"

"yes!"

"Did you tell your aunt and uncle?"

"Don't dare yet. ”

"Have you eaten the elixir?"

"I don't dare. ”

"Didn't the people in the bag let you eat it?"

"It's a god!"

"Okay, but why are you an immortal in your next life, and you say that you can also be an immortal?

"I don't know, it's not what I said. The books I memorized just now were reminded to me by the gods in the cloth bag. ”

Mu Shuangshuang: Fog ......

Awesome.

I couldn't help asking, "Can I look at the immortals?"

Shan Yiyi handed over the cloth bag: "Yes." But in your eyes, it's just an ordinary little cloth bag. ”

Mu Shuangshuang took it and took a look: "......"

All right......

The two little people suddenly stared at each other and fell into silence.

At this time, a little boy dressed in rich clothes walked over with a group of little boys of the same age, and stood in front of Shan Yiyi: "Shan Yiyi, little poor ghost, can you pay protection money today?!"

"Huh, do you have something in your hand? Bring it and I'll take a look!"

The little prince is the youngest grandson of the Wang family in the town, and the Wang family is a big family in the town, with a solid family background and belongs to the rich faction.

Relying on his rich background, the little boy quickly bought more than half of the little boys in the private school, and chased the little girl every day to bully.

Shan Yiyi was the target of his key bullying, saying all day long that he would accept her as a little brother and ask her to pay "protection money", otherwise he would scold her and take her little brother to bully her.

Shan Yiyi usually doesn't follow, either quarrel with him directly, or fight with him, but she can't beat this dog skin plaster, so angry that she wants to run away when she sees this person later.

Today he came to find fault again, Shan Yiyi glanced at him, suddenly stopped running, made a "optimistic" look at Mu Shuangshuang, and said to the boy:

"Die, we're going to have no results. ”

Mu Shuangshuang: ???

Boy: ???

"W-What?!"

Shan Yiyi raised her chin and hummed: "You like me and want to attract my attention, so you scold me and bully me all day long, thinking that I will like you in this way, right?"

"But you think too much, I'm not a masochist, as for people who like to abuse me? Not only do I not like you, but I hate you terribly, if you come to me again, when I get stronger, I'll be the first to beat you to death!"

"Who, who likes you as a poor and irascible aluminum kid?!"

"I'm poor, don't you also go to the same private school as me?"

"That's because there's only one private school in town!"

"You have money, why don't you make one yourself?"

“......”

Little boy: "You, you, you wait for me!"

Shan Yiyi crossed his waist: "Do you have to wait? If you get close to me, you will admit that you like me, if you don't like me, never get close to me again!"

The little boy was so angry that his little face turned red and ran away with a snort.

The group of small followers he brought looked at each other and were dumbfounded, and when they saw that the "boss" ran away without fighting with Shan Yiyi for the first time, they looked at Shan Yiyi like a ghost, and quickly ran away.

Shan Yiyi and Mu both glanced at each other: Look!

Mu Shuangshuang thought that the two of them had to fight, and he was extremely surprised: "Is this what the gods taught you?

Shan Yiyi said: "The news was told to me by the gods, I quarreled with me, how is it, is it amazing?

Mu Shuangshuang crossed his hands in front of his chest, with a look of adoration: "I also want to see immortals!"

Shan Yiyi was suddenly silent, her eyes looking upward, and she looked like she was listening carefully.

After a while, she patted Mu Shuangshuang on the shoulder: "The fairy said that you are a good girl, and you treat me very, very well, so as long as she can come out, she will definitely show you." But she looks exactly like me, so you can just look at me. ”

"The fairy also said that there was a catastrophe about to happen in this place, and she invited you to learn immortal arts with me, protect yourself and your family, and then look for an opportunity to get out of here—provided you keep it a secret, of course. ”

Mu Shuangshuang was patronizing and happy, where did he notice the word "disaster"? nodded happily.

Shan Yiyi also happily asked her to wait, and when she learned it, she would teach her to learn, and the two hit it off and went home separately.

Of course, before Shan Yiyi went home, she also went to do one thing - found the group of schoolchildren who mocked her and beat them one by one!

After the beating, she clapped her hands in relief and staggered home.