Hearing the sound at the door, Zhou Shaoan woke up to his current situation, the original owner of this body was poisoned when he was a child, although he was cured, he also became a mentally handicapped, and he was only able to take care of himself in life, so as not to pull his pants. The information in my mind was still because the imperial sister talked to him from time to time, and I wrote it down from the imperial sister's chatter, but I didn't know what it meant. Can he only pretend to be a mentally handicapped? Zhou Shaoan said that it is better to let himself die. Why don't you take advantage of the change in the water in front of you?

"Don't be like this, just keep the original mentally handicapped appearance" The three emperors in the group hurriedly interrupted Zhou Shao'an's conjecture in unison.

"Why? I don't want to be a retarded person, doesn't that die faster?" Zhou Shaoan had to guess about the intentions of these people.

Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu: "Hey, in the end, it is an ordinary man, a fool." ”

Song Renzong Zhao Zhen: "I am suddenly worried about our future, can we really complete the task this time?"

Mingshenzong Zhu Yijun: "Don't be discouraged, I don't need to pretend to be mentally retarded when I see the group leader, this is simply a true performance."

Zhou Shao'an: "......"

Zhou Shao'an: "I said can you still talk well? I'm going to be recognized, the mission has failed, and everyone is done." I'm a little fart with four emperors to be buried with me, it's worth it, and it's the first time in the ages that we've said it."

Kangxi Emperor Xuanye: "At any time, only by letting the opponent look down on you can you have a chance to turn the tables." Otherwise, all intrigues and tricks are useless in the face of absolute strength. Your predecessor was a mentally retarded, and no one would believe in what a mentally retarded person does, so that you can do things and turn the tables around"

"Wow, it's not a big guy, it's different from the three of them who say cool things, but ⊙∀⊙ when did you come up again?" After reading Kangxi's speech, Zhou Shaoan realized that he almost broke a good hand.

Xuan Ye seemed to be choked for a moment, and replied: "I just want to help you complete the task, by the way, investigate what happened in the middle, and go back to the original time and space as soon as possible,"

As soon as Zhou Shaoan wanted to reply, the door of the main hall opened. Zhou Shaoan could only close his eyes and pretend to sleep. Although Zhou Shaoan chatted with the emperors for a long time, in fact, it was only a very short time outside.

The door of the main hall opened, and I saw the female guard Zhou Jing walking in, not caring at all about the naked Zhou Shao'an who was lying on the bed. When he walked to the bed, he stared at Zhou Shaoan motionlessly. To be honest, she is a little unbearable like Zhou Shao'an, and she knows through the memory in her mind that this is the closest person to herself, and she has been following him inseparably since the owner of her previous body became mentally retarded, including sleeping, bathing, and going to the toilet. This time there was also an assassin in front of her, and she went to check on it, only to leave for a while, and then something happened.

As a little fart, Zhou Shaoan has never experienced such an exciting situation. Being stared at by a beautiful woman staring at her naked body. Thinking like this, Zhou Shaoan felt that his younger brother was going to rebel and pull the flagpole, wouldn't it be exposed?

"Forget it, you have to face it sooner or later, aren't you just pretending to be crazy and stupid?" Thinking of this, Zhou Shaoan opened his eyes and said to the female guard Zhou Jing: "The baby is hungry, I want to eat, I want to eat" By the way, he dragged the quilt next to him and covered his body.

"Poof, hahahaha" Zhou Shaoan's performance made the emperors in the group laugh directly, and they all said happily: "Yes, let your kid go crazy" Even the most benevolent Zhao Zhen couldn't help but send a smiling expression.

Outside, Zhou Jing saw that Zhou Shao'an had woken up, and she finally put her mind at ease when she wanted to eat. hurriedly shouted to the outside world: "Someone."

Four palace maids in goose yellow dresses came in from outside and said, "The slave is here."

"You two, one of you is going to inform Your Majesty that Prince Rui is awake, and the other is going to the imperial dining room to announce dinner, remember that Prince Rui has just woken up and wants to eat something soft. Zhou Jing said to the two people on the left.

"Yes" The palace maid on the left hand side finished talking and withdrew.

"You two, wait for Prince Rui to get dressed, and His Majesty will come over in a while" After the palace maid withdrew, she said to the remaining two,

"Slave and maid obey orders" After speaking, the two maids walked over to Zhou Shao'an, one of them helped Zhou Shao'an up, and waited beside him with a set of clothes.

Zhou Shao'an has never been served by others to wear clothes when he is so old, not to mention that these palace maids are very beautiful, and there is a Zhou Jing staring at him next to him. In this battle, Zhou Shaoan was really uncomfortable, but for the sake of his own life, he could only pretend to be crazy and stupid at their mercy.

After a while, under the service of the two maids, Zhou Shaoan finally put on his clothes and looked into the bronze mirror. "Ha, although he is mentally retarded, I have to say that this Prince Rui is really handsome"

I saw the person in the mirror, with jet-black hair combed in a neat bun on the top of his head, nestled in a delicate white jade crown, with a tall nose, thin lips, and sword-like eyebrows flying obliquely into a few strands of black hair under the corners of his sideburns. Handsome side face, facial contours are almost perfect, wearing a four-clawed golden dragon robe with a dragon pattern jade pendant tied around his waist, the whole person looks like a figure who came out of a painting, if it weren't for the pair of godless eyes that ruined the beauty,.

"The emperor has arrived" Just as Zhou Shaoan was looking in the mirror and smelling beautiful, the eunuch outside the door shouted loudly. Zhou Shaoan hurriedly came back to his senses, learned from the owner of his previous body, opened his mouth and shouted: "Hehe, my sister is here, my sister is here" and ran to the door.

The eunuch at the door, the palace maid knelt on the ground, and a woman wearing a five-clawed golden dragon robe was walking inside, it was Zhou Weiyang, the empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty. "Go down, and I will talk to Brother Wang. ”

"Yes" After the palace maid and Zhou Jing went out, looking at the stupid and stupid Brother Wang in front of him, Zhou Weiyang couldn't help but feel sour in his heart, remembering when Brother Wang took him around to play when he was a child, but unfortunately everything could not go back.

Zhou Weiyang sighed at Zhou Shao'an, who was still pretending to be crazy and stupid: "My father died early, I have no experience, I can't suppress the ministers, the first and auxiliary ministers control the government, and the eastern and western parties compete for power and profit, they have long stopped taking me seriously, and I am just a puppet now." The forces of the rivers and lakes are divided, and one side does not take the court seriously. The barbarians of the foreign Jin and Liao countries actually gathered their armies and took advantage of the fire to loot, and at this time of internal and external troubles, these people did not even let go of the royal brother? Could it be that the thousand-year-old foundation of the Great Zhou Dynasty was going to die at my hands?"

"However, I will definitely not let them hurt Brother Wang, even if the jade is burned," Zhou Weiyang said as he burst into tears, as if he had made up his mind.

Hearing Zhou Weiyang's words, looking at the vulnerability he showed in front of him, Zhou Shaoxin suddenly felt a strong urge to hug her and comfort her for some reason. So much so that he did that at the time. And opened his mouth to comfort: "Don't be afraid, there is a brother, no matter what the situation is, we will face it together" After saying this, Zhou Shaoan suddenly felt that the sense of restraint in his heart was suddenly relieved.

Suddenly, Zhou Weiyang's body in his arms became stiff.

"What are you doing? You idiot, you have been exposed so early? If it is found out that you are not the original Zhou Shaoan, you will be done playing" Mingshenzong Zhu Yijun typed and scolded in the group.

"Yes, yes," Zhao Zhen also agreed.

"I don't know what's going on, I saw that little girl crying pitifully just now, and then I couldn't help but comfort her, maybe it's the will of the original owner of this body," Zhou Shaoan defended.

Kangxi Emperor Xuanye: "Forget it, now that it has been exposed, then stabilize the little emperor and don't let her go out and talk nonsense"

Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu: "It's not necessarily a bad thing, you discuss with the little emperor and understand the situation more carefully, after all, this is the palace, and you can only do things with the support of the little emperor"

"Yes, yes, stabilize the little emperor first and gain trust," Zhao Zhen and Zhu Yijun both echoed.

These conversations only happened for a moment, in reality, Zhou Weiyang heard Zhou Shao'an's words, and immediately pushed him away, and asked sharply: "Who are you? Brother Wang? What did you do to him?"

Zhou Shao'an chuckled in his heart, "Could it be that she saw that I had crossed over?"

Kangxi Emperor Xuanye: "Idiot, she lied to you, answer as usual"

After Xuan Ye's reminder, Zhou Shaoan reacted and hurriedly said: "Little sister, it's me, what nonsense are you talking about?..."

"Everyone in the world knows that my eldest brother was framed and poisoned when he was a child, and since then he has been delirious, how can he say ......" Zhou Weiyang sneered.

"Soul Breaking Grass" didn't wait for Zhou Weiyang to finish speaking, Zhou Shaoan said.

"What? How do you know?" Zhou Weiyang was stunned.

"Of course I know, because I am Zhou Shao'an, your brother, I was really delirious before, but yesterday someone poisoned me and pushed me into the water, but I don't know why it seems that the two poisons are mutually beneficial, and they actually let me recover, I have worked hard for you all these years, Yin'er little fool" Zhou Shaoan said nonsense according to the information in his memory.

"It's really you, brother, that's great. You're finally fine. When Zhou Weiyang heard Zhou Shao'an's explanation, he actually believed it seven or eight points, because what he said was top secret only known to himself and his father, especially the last little fool Yin'er, which was a secret that only he and his brother knew.

"Shhhh And I'm in the dark, it's also convenient to help you," Zhou Shaoan was afraid that Zhou Weiyang would not be able to hold his breath and participate in the publicity everywhere, and hurriedly said.

"Your Majesty, the first assistant minister, Yan Ge, heard that Prince Rui fell into the water, and specially came to the palace to visit. Just when Zhou Weiyang was happy that Brother Wang woke up, the voice of the eunuch suddenly came from outside the door.

"Hmph, this old traitor, you know what is happening in the palace so quickly. Is this palace still a palace?" Zhou Weiyang couldn't help but scolded angrily.

Zhou Shaoan knew who was coming as soon as he heard it, the No. 1 minister in the court, controlling the government and setting up the imperial power. Hurriedly lay on the bed and pretended to be asleep, and by the way, he glanced at his sister, meaning that it was not appropriate to turn his face now.

Zhou Weiyang has become the emperor's person in the end, and the city government still has this, so he hurriedly slowed down his face. Just as he was about to say "Xuan" to the outside, the door was pushed open. I only heard an old man's voice coming, "The old minister sees the emperor, please forgive the old minister for the inconvenience of his waist and legs, and he can't salute His Majesty, I heard that Prince Rui fell into the water, I don't know if it's okay?"

Zhou Weiyang's pink fist hidden in his sleeve was quietly clenched. After half a sound, he returned in a cold voice: "The blessing of the old man of Tuoyan Pavilion, Brother Wang is fine." ”

"This old man, the rebellion is decided, you don't need to look at it, seeing that the emperor doesn't salute, it's exactly the same as my original worship" Kangxi sneered in the group.

"You still need to say this, you are not blind, now it depends on how to get rid of this cowardice?" Zhou Shaoan said angrily.

Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu: "If you want me to say, just start a battle with him, I won the battle of Kunyang with 20,000 troops of 20,000 and Wang Mang's thieves, what are you afraid of?"

Zhou Shaoan: "...... I can't afford to provoke the son of the plane, I don't have that much face, let God drop a meteorite to help me, besides, where did I get the 20,000 troops, no, the next one"

Song Renzong Zhao Zhen: "Look at this old man, he is so old, you are young, boil him to death"

Zhou Shao'an: "Big brother, in this era, these people seem to be able to order the art of cultivating immortals, a person who cultivates immortals can live to be two hundred years old, as far as I can't do anything, if I can live to be a hundred years old, even if I burn high incense." It's almost the same as his white-haired man sending away me, a black-haired man, besides, I'm here to enjoy happiness, to pick up girls, not to be a grandson. Next »

Emperor Xuanye of Kangxi: "A group of old antiques, still look at me, Ao Bai was so awesome at the beginning, it's not that I cultivate dead soldiers, white knives go in and red knives come out, listen to me." ”

"That's right, as the saying goes, no matter how high your martial arts are, you're afraid of kitchen knives, or Brother Ye is strong" Zhou Shaoan also felt that only Kangxi's method was good, the investment was low, and the effect was fast, but the risk was a bit high, but it was already at this time, rather than waiting for others to remove their brothers and sisters from the throne, it was better to kill him directly and kill him.

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