Shan Yiyi's voice fell, and this ground movement miraculously stopped with her words.

The people of a village looked at each other and felt that something was magical. Shan Dad and the others have cheats in front of them, although it is not clear what the hell Shan Yiyi is doing, but they still follow back to the house.

Shan Yiyi waited for them to come in, then closed the door tightly and repeated the words of the gods to them.

After listening to this, Shan Dad's first reaction was: Phew, this is impossible.

Second reaction: Bah, this can't be.

The third reaction: "Baby, do you see this?"

Since Shan A-Niang saw the cheats in Shan Yiyi's hand, she guessed a rough idea, and then pointed to the cheats: "You want to cultivate immortals?"

Shan Yiyi glanced at the cheats and handed it over: "This is not for me, I have an immortal to teach me, she has learned this exercise, this is for you." ”

"We also repair?"

"Uh-huh. You have to repair it, and you will not be starved to death if you cultivate it to the valley. ”

"What do you mean by Bigu?"

Shan Daddy rushed to speak: "I understand this, you don't need to eat and drink, you don't need to take in the energy of grains, but you absorb energy from heaven and earth to maintain life."

This valley is exquisite......"

The whole family looked at him.

He shut up in understanding.

Shan A-Niang thought about it, and then asked Shan Yiyi: "Then what kind of disaster is this, and how to prevent it?" and then think about it, "I mean Biguqian." ”

Shan Yiyi was very happy that A-Niang believed in herself, and said: "First of all, we need to accumulate a lot of food, and then, we need ##¥...... ￥￥&......”

Shan Yiyi said that anyway, regardless of whether the family believed it in their hearts or not, they all believed it on the surface, because they asked Shan Yiyi to cultivate first and try the effect.

They are not afraid that they are cultivating crooked ways alone, first, they don't know that there are crooked ways in this world, and second, they ...... Just kidding, how many people can persuade Shan Yiyi to take the initiative to learn? Shan Yiyi itself is impossible, it is impossible to kill her, and what can convince her is that no matter what it is, it should be a fairy.

So they let Shan Yiyi play freely.

Shan Yiyi didn't know that his family was thinking like this, so he didn't eat in a hurry, so he climbed into bed, sat upright, and cultivated in a decent manner.

The family watched her sit on the bed for most of the day, and she didn't let out a single fart, and they all shook their heads with a clear understanding on their faces.

Only Second Sister Shan kept leaning on the door of Shan Yiyi's small room, looking at her motionlessly, as if she wouldn't get tired.

Until it was time to go to bed at night, he didn't give up, so he simply pulled a small mat into Shan Yiyi's room, spread it in front of her bed, put his hand on the side of the bed and supported the minibus, and continued to observe.

Next.

Shan Yiyi woke up from a dream and was shocked to find that he had slept all night in a cross-legged position.

Her second sister was still awake, and when she saw her eyes open, her eyes lit up: "What, have you made progress?"

Shan Yiyi rolled her eyes, a little embarrassed, so she patted her on the shoulder: "Cultivation, I can't be in a hurry, I can't be in a hurry, I'm going to school, and I'll share it with you when I come back." ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly got out of bed and ran away with a smoke.

In fact, it is not without gains.

In the first hour of her meditation, she felt the aura of the legend.

It's just that it's too tiring to feel the aura, children, it's easy to get tired, so in order to reward themselves, they squint.

I really just squinted, and I didn't mean to sleep anyway.

Shan Yiyi apologized to the second sister in her heart, and then ran to the private school.

She came to the door of the private school early for the first time.

Just as she was about to enter the door, she heard the elementary school boy who arrived earlier than her reading: "Goose goose goose, Yiyi is full of burps!"

"I want to be poor, but it's a pity that I'm blind!"

In less than a moment, Mu Shuangshuang's angry voice sounded: "Don't scold Yiyi !!"

Someone immediately quarreled with her: "Just scold!"

"Yiyi is a fool!"

"Iyikao zero eggs!"

"Yiyi is both stupid!"

Mu Shuangshuang was so anxious that he shouted: "Yiyi won't take the zero egg!

She is a person protected by the gods!

As a result, the crowd burst into laughter, and everyone heard a peerless joke: "Shan Yiyi?? impossible! Yiyi has a full score in the test, unless we get a zero score in the test!"

"Yiyi won't get a zero score!"

"Then both of them scored zero in the test!"

"I'm not going to get a zero either!"

"Then Yiyi test zero points!"

"You guys!"

Mu Shuangshuang was so angry that he was about to cry.

Shan Yiyi appeared in time, walked into the private school, and glanced at the schoolchildren lightly.

The audience was silent.

Especially the few elementary school children who were made into big pig's heads the day before yesterday.

Shan Yiyi retracted her gaze at this time, walked up to Mu Shuangshuang with a smile, and patted her on the shoulder: "What's the matter? ”

Mu Shuangshuang viciously pointed at the few people who were arguing with her: "They are bad!

"Yiyi is here, you don't believe it, I asked Yiyi to recite the Tao Te Ching to you, and she memorized it yesterday!"

As she spoke, she raised her chin high, as if it were herself.

Shan Yiyi tilted his head and glanced at her.

Then I went to see the elementary school children: "Don't you all believe it?"

"Of course I don't believe it!"

Mu Shuangshuang: "Recite it to them!"

Shan Yiyi: "Then you guys stand up." ”

Everyone: "Why do you want to stand?"

"I'm afraid to scare you. ”

"Phew!"

Shan Yiyi snorted lightly, put her hands behind her back, followed the example of Mr., and shook her head and said, "Dao Ke Dao, very Dao!"

The name is famous, the name is not famous!

The beginning of the nameless heaven and earth, the mother of all things......"

A recitation, fluent, and memorized to the back, is already something that elementary school children have never learned.

Everyone: (꒪Д꒪)ノ

"Who the hell are you?!"

Shan Yiyi shook his head angrily and gave them an indifferent side face: "I, I'm no longer the original Shan Yiyi." ”

Pointing to several elementary school children who were beaten up every day reading her poems: "There are also poems you read, which are original by me, and the original text is 'I want to be poor for a thousand miles, but unfortunately my eyes are blind', 'Goose goose goose, eat and burp'."

It's not the same as the original poem, but I was able to recreate it, and it's very logical, isn't it?

Can you do that?

If you can't, don't talk about other people's creations every day, because it will seem that you are very ignorant and boring. Okay, let's disperse, I'm tired, I'm allowed to walk away within three sounds, and I won't bother with you. ”

One elementary school boy was not convinced: "I am not convinced!"

"That's suffocating. ”

Students:..................

Shan Yiyi took Mu Shuangshuang by the hand, ran back to his desk with a grin, and ignored him.

All the schoolchildren looked at each other, and there was only one thought in their hearts: Shan Yiyi is crazy!

As soon as Mu Shuangshuang sat down with Shan Yiyi, Mu Shuangshuang anxiously asked about the immortals: "That god-"

Shan Yiyi immediately raised his index finger in front of his mouth: "Shhh

Mu Shuangshuang immediately covered his mouth, and stood an index finger in front of his lips: "Shhhh

Only then did he ask again: "Did the immortals teach you to cultivate?"