Chapter 21: Excalibur Out of Rotten Wood (3)
It is the sultry season when the sun is spicy and the rainy season is dashing.
Lu Zhengli looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but when they met once, they suddenly looked back, and it was unsightly.
Like falling into an ice cave.
The dashing boy in green clothes, who had forgotten this side, chuckled and snuggled against the door, his voice so sweet that it dripped.
"Childe, come and play. ”
The town only talks about small town affairs, the rivers and lakes are too far, the rivers and mountains are too high, and the Li family's children are far less talented than the Zhang family's mother-in-law stealing men.
As a result, in that wet and narrow alley, there is an excellent stunner with good quality and low price, which has become the hottest topic in this town today.
On that day, it was rare that Lu Zhengli did not drink in the Qinglou, but in a restaurant in the city that is famous for spirits, he drank two or two springs known as one or two drunk, two poured, three or two dreams.
He needed spirits to tell himself that he was drunk, that it was just a yellow sorghum, just a few glasses of green wine.
However, although the name of these two or two springs is big, it is exaggerated. Two cups of belly, but it's just spicy and unbearable.
So he clearly heard the rough man at the table next to him, full of meaty words and presumptuous noise.
A thin man said loudly.
"Aren't you talking about the little green in Xiwa Lane, the gods have been mysteriously selling for a long time, and Lao Tzu thought that there was a beauty somewhere. You just came back from a dart walk outside and didn't know that our brothers were all her friends. ”
The bearded man on one side said curiously: "Oh, when did we have such a beauty in Ansan City, that soul-seducing look that wanted to kill people, and almost didn't let Lao Tzu fall off the horse." Even in the big kiln of Chengdu Mansion, I have never seen such a seductive goblin. ”
"Isn't it? Our brothers, now that they are all right, they are sitting at the door of the dart game drooling and smirking, all thinking about the fox. ”
The bearded man said curiously: "The little slut is beautiful, but she is just a street solicitor, no matter how bad our brother's monthly allowance is, she can be beaten a few times." If you think about it, you can eat two bites, if it is because her business is good and she can't be ranked, our brothers will simply buy her. This kind of goods is not good for our appetite, and people with heads and faces will not come to fight with us. When the time comes, when you are tired of playing, you can pull it to the big kiln in Chengdu Mansion, and you can sell it at a good price. ”
The thin man smiled obscenely.
"If I can wrap it, I will wrap it up a long time ago. Lao Tzu went to taste it once, this girl not only has a good face and body, but the secret passage leading to the peach blossom water source is the best among people, and it is stronger than Lao Tzu's hand holding a knife. Although Lao Tzu is not as knowledgeable as Wang Dart's kung fu, he can also be regarded as a veteran of flowers. ”
A fat man next to him who was bare-chested and breast-bared because he was afraid of heat quipped: "I'm afraid I have to count the effort to pay after entering the door." ”
The thin man said with a smile: "You are not as good as Lao Tzu, they all say that fat people have three treasures, and they are small in spring and cool in summer." ”
The fat man also smiled: "Lao Tzu is not small, your wife knows." ”
The thin man said: "It's not because my mother is your grandmother who washed the birds for you when she was a child." ”
The fat man was about to fight back, when the bearded man known as Wang Darthead interrupted: "Don't interrupt, and then talk about that girl." As soon as Lao Tzu came back, he forgot to look at it from afar, and he didn't know what it tasted like, and he was itchy by what you said. If you want to sell Guanzi again, Lao Tzu will take your ass and eggs to put out the fire first. ”
The thin man didn't mind, and said with a smile: "Don't look for me, look for the fat man, his fat meat that is warm in winter and cool in summer is enough to taste." ”
The fat man smiled and scolded "Get out", and the thin man turned back to the topic with interest, he was really afraid that the meat and vegetarian Wang Dart would go home to run errands with him, and he was afraid that he would not be able to stand his ravages several times.
"The chick is a good and inexpensive good person, but there is a rule, in addition to the half money, but also to teach her a swordsmanship?"
Wang Dart was suspicious: "Swordsmanship?"
"That's right. ”
"What swordsmanship?"
"Any swordsmanship is fine, as long as it is famous, it doesn't matter whether it is superb or not, just dance in front of her. ”
"You two know how to swordsmanship?"
The thin man said with a slight swear: "I don't know any swordsmanship, I learned two moves from the old man Qin in the dart game, and I and the fat man have one move." Later, the other brothers in the dart game also relied on the gourd to draw scoops, and the old man Qin thought that the brothers had grown up and knew how to learn, so the dozen or so moves handed over to us. But it's enough for a few of our brothers who have fast brains to go once. The same style, that girl has seen it once and can still recognize it. ”
"If she refuses, can't you be hard?"
The thin and fat man looked at each other and smiled: "The brothers have wanted to do it for a long time, but the two of us have thought of Wang Dart's good, and we have taken care of it over the years, so such a good thing, we must not make our own decisions, we must wait for Brother Wang to come back." ”
The fat man added: "Otherwise, the group of puppies in heat will tie people back, and I don't know what will be ruined when Brother Wang comes back." ”
Unconsciously, Wang Dart's head was replaced by Brother Wang's head, and the two deliberately spoke loudly, just to pull Wang Dart's head off the thief ship.
During the years of peace, the human life lawsuit was still worth a few pounds and two, and the fat and thin two had no heart. This Wang Dart Head is different, claiming to have learned martial arts in Kunlun Mountain in his early years, and his brothers in the same period are already masters of the rivers and lakes.
The master of the rivers and lakes wants a cheap life in an alley, as long as there is no bitter master, the government will have to get by.
Wang Darttou narrowed his eyes, weighed his heart slightly, and was about to agree, when the dishes slammed, and someone slapped their table hard.
In the rivers and lakes, slapping the table is equivalent to a slap. Wang Dart's head immediately looked at the person with a fierce look.
"Yo, who should I be so majestic, it turned out to be a good man who persuaded prostitutes to be good. ”
This person is Lu Zhengli, who is on the top of drinking.
Lu Zhengli is the first rich man in Ansan City, although no one knows what his family is doing, but after all, he may be the big patron of the dart game, Wang Darthead naturally does not want to offend him, but he is not to be outdone. Jianghu people, what they want is face, they often draw knives to kill people for the sake of face, and they can also die bravely for the sake of face.
On the rivers and lakes, there are only two kinds of relationships.
Brothers who give face, and enemies who don't.
But the dart master also has an identity, which is a trader. Open the door to do business, it is the first word.
So half of his foot stepped into the rivers and lakes, and the other foot was connected to the whole body, and the thin man who was still in the market came to say "Lu Da is a good man".
Although the ridicule is superficial, after all, there is still a thin face, as if to tell the world that it is not that I am afraid of you, but that you are.
"In broad daylight, everyone is looking at you shamelessly plotting things that hurt heaven and reason in public, how can I, a big country, allow you to bully the weak and rob the people's daughters. ”
"That's good! Another one!" the fat man clapped his hands and cheered at Lu Zhengli excitedly.
"A prostitute is a prostitute. The thin man corrected.
"It's not a loss to be the son of a big family, speaking of books and catchy, I must have watched a lot of martial arts performances. Wang Darttou still mocked, sarcastically mocking him for being a useless scholar, sour and ignorant, and ignorant of the sinister rivers and lakes.
Lu Zhengli has been detached since he was a child, he grew up in the spoiling of almost the whole world, and wandered between the green buildings, listening to flattering words, how could anyone dare to tease him like this. Trembling with anger, he pointed at the three people: "If you don't eliminate the three evils for the people today, I will come to the world in vain." ”
Wang Darttou suddenly stopped smiling, and said very seriously: "Master Lu is about to win the championship this year, in the past twenty years, which day, are you not in vain?"
Before Lu Zhengli could answer, he heard a clear voice suddenly come from the dim corner of the restaurant near the corner.
"Today. ”