Chapter 82: Summoning the First Emperor

It has taken nearly 2 million years for mankind to go from the Stone Age to the Iron Age, 2,000 years from the Iron Age to the Steam Age, 200 years from the Steam Age to the Internet Age, and only 20 years since entering the Internet Age.

Over the past 20 years, mankind has entered the DT era from the IT [information] era, and from the DT era to the AI [artificial intelligence] era. In modern society, artificial intelligence can be seen everywhere, information exchange is convenient, and with the birth of various chat software, the way people communicate with each other has also changed.

On the one hand, the exchange of information saves everyone's time, but on the other hand, it adds a layer of separation between people.

Every time you go home, sit with your parents and look down and play with your mobile phone, you would rather chat with strange netizens who you don't know thousands of miles away, rather than look up at the wrinkles in the corners of your parents' eyes and the strands of gray hair between your temples. But I don't know if this is the luck or misfortune of convenient information exchange in the era of artificial intelligence?

It is said that students now use QQ, adults use WeChat, not absolutely, but it is generally the same. Students use QQ because it has many functions and is cool. Adults use WeChat for communication and his functionality.

My name is Tong Chen. 26 years old this year, an ordinary office worker. It is said that youth is a time to work hard and a time to pursue love. If you pay, you must be rewarded, but it is the blessing of housing prices and the blessing of social atmosphere. I don't want to care about any of this, I only have one thought in my head right now, make money, make money, make money. After all, someone said that as long as you mix well, your girlfriend is in the college entrance examination.

But I don't have the opportunity to repeat the work day after day, with the prescribed wage, and watch all kinds of prices rise, while my salary is like a thousand-year-old king sinking to the bottom of the water, motionless. I don't shoot Sima fart in the company, I get along with my colleagues and respond to my needs, and over time, everyone likes me because I am so good. But I know that they actually call me a fool behind my back, honest man, and I also know that this kind of character in modern society is destined to fail, but I don't want to change it, and I mix it up.

The only fun when I go home every day is to chat with netizens on the Internet and play games together.

Mu Shaoai @ everyone: "Hey, I'm home, come and open the black, the national uniform doesn't know how to take you to fly"

Don't want to go to work: "Huh"

Xiu'er: "Hehe"

I'm going to buy an orange: "Huh"

Dish is the original sin: "Huh"

Giant Wood Mulcao, hey, these people are inhuman.

Mu Shaoai: "You rookies, you will lose the thighs that love you, I will retreat"

Don't want to go to work: "True fragrance warning"

Xiu'er: "True fragrance warning"

I'm going to buy an orange: "True fragrance warning"

Dish is the original sin: "True fragrance warning"

Mu Shaoai: "The essence of human beings is really a repeater, you people, I'm really angry"

After saying that, I blocked it.,Group chat information.,These people hehe.,The pit must not be idle yet.,Forget it and play it first.。 Just as I was about to open the Glory of Kings and prepare to line up alone, the WeChat message rang again,

"Qin Shi Huang" invites you to join the group chat, and the group chat participants are: Hu Hai, Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, Yang Jian, Yang Guang, Li Yuan, Li Shiming, Wu Zetian......

If the group chat has a large number of people and the nicknames of the group members are displayed, you can turn them off on the chat information page.

Hehe, what kind of strange thing is this, these people are really idle Jill pain, they actually use the Chinese emperors as nicknames, Nima, it's too real, no matter, let's go alone first, the news is not disturbed.

"The shooter on the first floor takes the fly," said a man with an ID called "Bringing Four Pigs and Fighting Five Dogs."

"Han Xin takes flying" ten letters and nine pits

"Boosting, Douyin Search Summer Solstice" on the third floor ID in the single FW

"The national costume is the first white, and the ridicule is particularly in place"

"I want to play shooters too"

"Shut up, there have been no human rights on the fifth floor since ancient times"

Well, I have no choice but to choose an auxiliary, everything has a spirit Guiguzi.

In the first 30 seconds, Han Xin was stealthily robbed of the buff by the opposite Lanling King in the wild area of his home, and by the way, he received his head.

"Han Xin, what about the good take-fly?"

"Blame me, as long as I jump fast enough, my teammates' signals won't be on me.

In the first 1 minute, Zhonglan Zhuge was killed by the opposite Lanling King under his own tower.

"Aren't you the FW king of the mid laner?"

"Who said it, this is a mid-single FW waste, don't you understand?"

I was speechless.

Now I can only hope for the play of the top single dad and shooter,

We started all the dialogues in vain, "The garbage on the other side, come and beat your father, come on, please target the rookies"

"What are you doing?" I was speechless

"I'm taunting the other side, what else can I do.

So your taunt is so ridiculous, I'm so young.

Forget it, I have a bad heart, go take some medicine, and after saying that, I quit the game and hung up.

In the emperor's exchange group, when he saw a newcomer joining the group, someone in the group communicated.

Qin II Hu Hai: "Dad, have you joined the newcomer again?"

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: "Brother, are you adding a girl or a rough man this time?"

Emperor Jin Hui Sima Zhen: "Little sister come out and report the three measurements,"

Tang Taizong Li Shimin: "Shut upstairs, as the person with the lowest IQ in this group, you have to be conscious, don't expose the stupidity of your Sima family"

Tang Gaozu Li Yuan: "My son is right"

Tang Gaozong Li Zhi: "Daddy is awesome, good at it"

Tang Xuanzong Li Longji: "Awesome my master"

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: "Ahem, please don't form a gang upstairs to form a small group and affect unity"

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: "Brother is right, don't engage in personal attacks"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che: "It's all gone, didn't the boss Pu Yi come in?

Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng: "Ahem, this is what I asked me to pull from above, and I don't know what this is for"

After going to the toilet, I came back and picked up my phone to take a look.,Oh okay.,There's really a lot of new group talk in this new addition.,Just like that, the message will be 99+.。 A cursory glance from top to bottom. Hehe, it seems that this group of people is still in the late stage of deep middle and second disease, and they are all so devoted, and I will tease them too.

"Ahem, hello guys, I'm the legendary keyboard emperor. With all due respect, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that this group is all in the late stage of middle and second disease, take jujube pills" After speaking, I waited to see what this group of middle and second diseases had to say

Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhen: "Which dynasty is the Keyboard Emperor from? What is the second disease? And why do you eat dates for the second disease? Is the pill sweet?"

Jin Shizu Sima Yan: "Son, it's okay to read more, don't just think about the little sister on the Internet, learn more about the life of modern people, don't embarrass Lao Tzu anymore, get down,"

Tang Xianzong Li Chun: "Haha, the upstairs is really funny, you built a harem of 10,000 by yourself, your son is genetic, haha"

Ming Wuzong Zhu Houzhao: "@键盘帝, is your keyboard a Wrangler? Where did you buy it?

I'm dizzy, this group of people still has a score. How old are the people, and it's endless? This is to blame Yuan Lao, let these people have nothing to do when they are full, and pretend to be forced on the Internet all day long. Forget it, no matter, this group of teasers is also quite funny, and they should all be relieved. Go to bed early, or tomorrow you will be late and the exterminator will be too annoying.

In the emperor's exchange group, everyone saw that the new Taoist friend was not talking, so they began to talk about other topics.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che: "Speaking of which, I always feel that the spiritual energy that has been depleted in the past few days has become more and more abundant, is it my delusion?"

Tang Taizong Li Shimin: "Hey, I also feel that the aura is getting more and more abundant, and I thought it was the result of the recent cultivation of the Fa."

Ming Xizong Zhu Youxiao (Carpenter Emperor): "That's right, yes, the aura has indeed risen sharply, the aura in my copper tank water play is almost about to turn into liquid, such a rich aura has not been seen for hundreds of years"

Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng: "The aura is indeed getting stronger and stronger, many of the original barren land in our land have become fertile, and the growth of flowers and trees has become extraordinary, it seems that a great era is coming"

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: "Have you just found out? I am about to enter the Zhengang Seven Grades with this abundant aura recently."

Emperor Jin Hui Sima Zhen: "Wow, big guy, are you still missing a pendant on your leg?"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che: "My grandfather is really powerful, and I have been practicing for a short time." I'm just getting started in the True Gang Realm until now."

Tang Taizong Li Shimin: "Yes, then I'll go to you in a few days, let's have a discussion?"

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: "Okay, welcome brother to my cave as a guest"

......

The gossip was not pressed, but it was said that in the dead of night, a red unidentified luminous object suddenly fell from the crape myrtle star in the sky, and fell in the direction of Tong Chen at an ultra-high speed.

And our Tong Chen was still snoring and sleeping on his back at this time, not at all aware of the crisis that was about to come.

Finally, as the snoring became louder and louder, the falling object on the crape myrtle star became clearer and clearer, it was actually a bright red, uh, Nima An unknown object that looked like a super-large vibrator smashed directly into Tong Chen's four-sided body, and then, and then nothing happened,

Such a big vibrator smashed into Tong Chen's body and directly integrated into it. But there was no movement, except for the non-stop message sound in the mobile phone, and the snoring of Tong Chen, the silence of this night was a little terrible.

After a long time, an electronic synthesis voice sounded, "Detected a carbon-based life with a true fragrance physique, whether it is bound by the system, please ask if the life accepts the system binding, please answer within ten seconds, if you do not answer after ten seconds, it will be regarded as default consent"

"Snoring, purring" At this time, Tong Chen was still snoring on his back, sleeping deadly. He didn't know what was going on in the outside world, and he didn't know what was waiting for him.

"Ten, nine, eight...... Three, two, one. When the time is up, the host does not answer, it is regarded as default consent, the system binding starts, ding, binding is successful"