Chapter Twenty-Three: The Clouds and the Sparrows

"Zhou Ping'an, where are you dead? Hurry up and get out of the old lady. Early in the morning, Lin Susu's roar sounded inside the Qingzong Mountain Gate.

"Hey, Senior Brother Zhou is really pitiful, he is chased by Senior Sister every day. ”

"Yes, if I were Senior Brother Zhou, I would run away and disappear. ”

"Hmph, what do you know, Senior Sister is exercising him, otherwise why don't you hammer me, I also want to be hammered by Senior Sister. He smiled with a puzzled smile as he spoke.

Zhou Shaoan couldn't help but smile when he listened to these people's discussions: "You all know a hammer, if this is just to train me and help me improve my cultivation, I can accept it, this is obviously a one-sided beating." This crazy woman doesn't know what's wrong, since the meeting of the Ten Thousand Immortals League heard that Jian Zheng entered the Yuanying realm, and after coming back, she has been training herself hard. Although under her training, she finally succeeded in building the foundation, but what kind of crime has she suffered during this time. ”

Zhou Shaoan was scared when he thought about it: "I get up before dawn every morning, go to the back mountain with her to practice, and start fighting with her at noon, although she has suppressed her cultivation in the realm of foundation building, but Zhou Shao'an still beats Zhou Shaoan's nose and face are swollen." In the evening, he began to explain to himself the places to pay attention to in cultivation. "I can only sleep two or three hours a day, and Zhou Shaoan said that he can't afford to hurt himself.

Seeing that he was going to be beaten again today, Zhou Shaoan hurriedly hid in the back kitchen. After a while, Lin Susu walked in and stood in the hall and asked the disciples who were eating, "Who saw Zhou Shao'an?"

Everyone didn't speak, just looked at the back kitchen in unison.

Zhou Shao'an looked at this group of shameless people from behind, and could only slowly move out with a proud expression, pretending to see Lin Susu inadvertently: "Ah, Master, what a coincidence, you also came to eat? Today's fried dishes in the cafeteria are very rich, and I can't hold back my hunger, so I'll come to eat first." ”

"Really, then you come and tell me what the fruits on this table mean?" asked Lin Susu, looking at the fruits on the table.

"Oh, I forgot that today is the monthly fruit feast. "This is still proposed by myself to the master, after all, just eat all kinds of meat that I don't know the name of every day, and it is said that cultivators need strength, so they have to eat meat. This can completely subvert Zhou Shao'an's fantasy of the ethereal trace of immortals, isn't the cultivator who swallows clouds and spits out fog? Absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and pick up the brilliance of the sun and the moon. It's like a glutton.

On this issue, Zhou Shaoan also specially discussed with Lin Susu: "Why should I go to the cafeteria all at once? The meat is not ordinary and unpalatable when it is cooked by the cook. ”

Unexpectedly, Lin Susu's answer directly made Zhou Shaoan speechless: "Then what do you want to eat?" July is in the wild, August is in Yu, September is in the household, and crickets are under my bed in October. Crickets change to different living environments at different times. You don't eat meat well and consume energy during a small Qi refining period. Why do you want to be like a primitive old monster? Why do you have that ability?"

In the face of Lin Susu's ridicule three times, Zhou Shaoan could only retreat in defeat, and said weakly: "Then why don't you add a little fruit? Reasonable matching is the king." ”

"Oh, you like those wild fruits so much?" Lin Susu asked with a smile as he looked at the nervous Zhou Shao'an.

In line with the choice of following his heart, Zhou Shaoan nodded and said, "Hmm." ”

Thus, the notorious "fruit feast" among the outer disciples was born. Originally, the outer disciples relied on these meats to nourish their bodies when they first started, although they were unpalatable, but they were very useful. Now that the good tonic has become these sour wild fruits, who is not angry? Especially knowing that this "fruit feast" that takes place every ten days is something that their senior brother Zhou painstakingly begged for from the master, it is even more unbelievable.

Everyone asked for the head of the house together, in order to express everyone's "outstanding contributions" to Zhou Shaoan. At the "fruit banquet" at the end of each month, Senior Brother Zhou must eat to his heart's content.

Today, in order to avoid being beaten by Lin Susu, I actually forgot about this stubble. Last time, at the "fruit feast," I ate so many wild fruits by myself, and my stomach was sour. Looking at the people around him who were looking at him with bad intentions, Zhou Shaoan's scalp was numb, and he raised his hand to say hello: "Hey, what a coincidence." After speaking, when everyone didn't react, he went straight out of the door.

"Hahahaha" There was a burst of laughter behind him. "You know a fart, a good man doesn't eat the acid in front of him. "For the sake of your stomach, be ashamed.

"Let's go, today's training isn't done yet. "Lin Susu chased after him, there was no way for others to fly with the sword, and it was useless to run fast on his two legs.

"Can't you do it without training?" Zhou Shaoan saw that he couldn't run, so he simply stopped, and sat on the ground and played with Laipi.

"Well, since you're not willing to train, forget it. Originally, I was going to take you with me when I went to the Xuannu Gate tomorrow, but since you can't even endure this little hardship, forget it. Tomorrow, I can only go to the Xuannu Gate alone, and someone will not be able to see the martial fairy in the twilight. Lin Susu pretended to be indifferent and said.

"What, are you going to the Xuannu Gate?What are you going to the Xuannu Gate?Can you take me?" Hearing Lin Susu say that he was going to the Xuannu Gate tomorrow, Zhou Shaoan sat up all of a sudden, and asked three times in a row.

"Of course I want to go, Xiao Baizhi, the head of the Xuannu Sect, got a magic weapon, Yun Ni Que Ling, and invited people of insight from all over the world to appreciate the treasure together, so naturally I was also invited, and I also had to determine the alliance. As for whether or not to bring you, that's another story. Seeing that Zhou Shaoan was in a hurry, Lin Susu slowed down instead.

Zhou Shao'an didn't listen to what Lin Susu said before, only heard the last sentence and pounced. "Take me, take me. Please. My good Master. Zhou Shaoan hugged Lin Susu's thigh and said coquettishly. "As long as you take me there, from now on I will be a loyal dog under the master's seat, let me chase the chicken, I will never beat the dog." Take me, Master. ”

"Hey, you let go of me," Seeing Zhou Shao'an behaving like this in order to go to the Xuannu Gate with him, Lin Susu couldn't help but hold his forehead with his left hand and sighed: "Why did I accept such an undisciplined goods from you?"

"I won't let go, unless you take me, as long as you take me. In the future, you can do whatever you say about cultivation? You don't have to treat me as a human being. In order to go to the Xuannu Gate, Zhou Shaoan also went out, and took out the dead-skinned posture in his nature to entangle.

"Okay, I'll take you there, you let me go. "Lin Susu really can't stand this cheeky apprentice, although there are not many disciples here, but it's not that no one has left, and he will be seen for a while, he doesn't have a face, he still has a face.

"Yes, I knew that Master must be the best. Let's go to training, I'll be ready after training. After speaking, Zhou Shaoan should run to the training ground first.

Lin Susu looked at Zhou Shao'an's back and was speechless for a long time: "There was once a teenager who was so eager to see him, what are you for?"

Xuannumen was established before the founding of the Great Zhou Dynasty, and in the second year of Chang'an (11233 AD), a generation of legendary women Wu Mei sheltered orphans from all over the world, taught them to read and write, and practiced the law. Among them, seven people are the most outstanding, Gu Xuannu Gate is also known as Qixiu Fang, and each generation of heads is taken over by Chu Xiu, who has the strongest combat power. However, there are exceptions.

Xiao Baizhi, the current head of the Xuannu Sect, was originally the first Qixiu of the previous generation of seven shows, and he was not the strongest person in combat. is just mature and stable, and the disciples of the previous generation of Chu Xiu died early because of the change. Therefore, the current head is Qixiu.

In the inner door of the Xuannu Gate, Xiao Baizhi, the head of the house, was staring at a piece of clothing in a daze, which she brought out from a secret realm, but the words "Yunni Bird Feather Armor" were engraved on the box where the clothes were placed. At that time, I thought there was something wrong with this dress, and sure enough, it was. After bringing it back from himself, the garment kept glowing pale blue. That's why I invited a few like-minded Taoist friends, hoping that someone would know this dress.

Just when Xiao Baizhi was about to use her spiritual power to check what the situation was. Outside the door, a disciple on duty came in to report: "Master Qiqi, senior sisters, they are back." ”

Xiao Baizhi put away the Yunni Bird Feather Armor and sat down at the table. Then I saw my disciple Zhang Xiaoyu and a group of six people walking in. It's just that except for Wu Yishu, the other people seem to have different colors, and they seem to have something to say but don't know how to say it. So Xiao Baizhi took the initiative to ask: "Yu'er, weren't you and Shu'er invited to help Lin Daoyou, how did you come back with your junior sister?"

Seeing the master's question, Zhang Xiaoyu hurriedly told the master the cause and effect of this experience without reservation.

"In this way, you and Shu'er have gained a lot from going out this time, and they have both been promoted, so good. Xiao Baizhi didn't seem to be interested in what Zhang Xiaoyu said about the canal, but only cared about the progress of the two of them's cultivation.

"Yes, thanks to that. Lin Daoyou cares. Zhang Xiaoyu didn't dare to ask when he saw his master like this. I could only follow her words.

"How many of you have also gone to Yangzhou this time to have contact with the people of the Shangqing Sect, how do you feel? What do you think about their alliance with us?" Xiao Baizhi suddenly changed his tone and asked.

"Well, I generally feel that the cultivation of the disciples of the Shangqing Sect is not weak, especially the senior of the Shangqing Sect, who is in charge of the sect, Zhang has a tough and decisive style, and it is worth learning from us to treat people and things. Zhang Xiaoyu continued to answer. The other women also nodded in agreement.

"Hmm" Xiao Baizhi listened to the disciple's words and fell into deep thought. Seeing that the master was pondering, the girls did not dare to disturb, and they all stood quietly and waited.

After half a cup of tea, Xiao Baizhi raised up and said to Zhang Xiaoyu and the girls: "Okay, you guys have worked hard this trip, go down and rest early." If there is anything, we will talk about it tomorrow. ”

The girls should have walked out, "Yu'er, wait a minute, I have something to ask you for the teacher." Just as the girls were about to walk out of the door, Xiao Baizhi's voice suddenly came from behind.