Dong Zhuo's words are like a loyal person who worries about the country and the people.

But the little emperor knew that he was 'gold and jade, and he was ruined. ’

The ministers also knew that there must be medicine to be sold in Dong Zhuo's gourd.

Sure enough, after some opening remarks, Dong Zhuo went straight to the point.

"Ladies and gentlemen, now that the country of our Han Dynasty is flourishing day by day, and the people live and work in peace and contentment, with plenty of food and clothing, it is really a rare peaceful and prosperous era in a thousand years, and I am afraid that it is still in the blessing of the 'rule of Wenjing' in those years! Therefore, I would like to take advantage of this morning dynasty to invite all of you ministers to talk about their feelings. ”

As soon as Dong Zhuo's words came out, the ministers throbbed, what? Summoning such a person is just to talk about what feelings?

What kind of peace and contentment, what kind of peaceful and prosperous times, Dong Zhuo is not staring at nonsense!

Yes, the ministers chattered in private, and they exchanged heads and ears.

"Silence!

Dong Zhuo shouted, and the hall was silent.

"You come first, in order of size!"

According to the size, it is also Dong Zhuo's habit.

He selects officials, and he gives priority to them according to their size!

He chooses women, and he is also admitted by size!

Even his army was paid according to the rank of the soldiers!

Wonderful!

Dong Zhuorang said, he had to say.

The first to bear the brunt was an old man who looked like a pockmark, "It is thanks to the blessing of the ancestors of the Han Dynasty!"

Then he was also a thin and tall man: "It's Hongfu who entrusted the first emperor!"

Then someone said: "It's Your Majesty's Shengde Weimao..... oh, no, it's Dong Xiangguo's talent through heaven and earth!"

When it came to a black and thin official, he thought about it left and right, his face was flushed, but he couldn't say a word. But in front of everyone's eyes, there was a hurried 'poof' sound, and a fart was released.

Immediately after that, someone in the crowd started to laugh, and the ministers immediately burst into laughter.

There were too many people, and Dong Zhuo couldn't see who was making trouble, so he had to sink his face and cough hard.

"Who's going to say?"

It's surprisingly quiet!

"Okay, since you don't say it, I'll introduce you to a few friends. ”

Dong Zhuo clapped his hands, and the little eunuch immediately led in three people wearing Taoist robes.

The three of them were dressed in black, gray, and blue robes, the one wearing the black robe was the oldest, with snow-white eyebrows and beard, and deep wrinkles on his face, and he looked old; the other two were about fifty years old, the difference was that one was white and fat, and clean, and the other was black and thin, withered, and sloppy.

And Dong Zhuo seemed to have great respect for these three people, and ordered the little eunuch to set up a seat for the three of them.

The ministers, regardless of their qualifications, were all standing, but these three people were able to have a seat, and it seemed that they had some origins.

"Ladies and gentlemen, these Taoist leaders are famous and powerful, so I would like to introduce you to your ministers through this court. ”

What? The little emperor and the ministers were surprised, Dong Zhuo made such a big fanfare and mobilized the people, just to introduce these three Taoists?

Facing the boos from the crowd, Dong Zhuo didn't care, pointed to the white and chubby Taoist, and said loudly: "This one is Zhang Sandao from Penglai Immortal Island in the East China Sea. Then he pointed to the black, thin and withered Taoist, "This one is Li Sidao from Kunlun Immortal Mountain." ”

Zhang San and Li Si got up at the same time, pressed the thumb of their right hand against the big finger of their left hand, hugged their left palm with their right palm, and stretched out forward, like a drum.

In the Tao Te Ching, it is said that 'all things are negative yin and embrace yang', the left is yin, the right is yang, and yin hugs yang, which is to bow hands and greet the ministers.

Zhang San said: "Poor Dao has lived in Penglai Immortal Island for nearly 500 years! He is friends with the three immortals of Fu, Lu and Shou, and he is a brother and brother with the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and he even talks about immortals with Antarctic immortals. Poor road

Since apprenticeship, this is the first time to leave Penglai Immortal Island......"

Hearing Zhang San say this, the ministers were in an uproar!

500 years, Dragon King of the East China Sea, Antarctic Immortal?

The ministers simply suspect that something is wrong with their ears!

But what surprised the ministers even more was yet to come.

Li Si also said: "Poor Dao is the disciple of Kunlun Immortal Mountain Yuan Shi Tianzun, speaking of which, Jiang Ziya, Shen Gongbao and others are still poor Dao's junior disciples. Alas, I really can't imagine that the Great Zhou Jiangshan that my senior brother Jiang Ziya worked hard to help each other to build is now a thing!"

The ministers' brains 'buzzed', and they instantly grew three times.

What? He turned out to be a disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun? Even Jiang Ziya was his junior brother?

So he was at least a thousand years old.

Not to mention the ministers, even the little emperor listened to it in a fog, and he couldn't understand for a while, what Dong Zhuo was going to do when he got these two Taoists!

He knew very well in his heart that these two Taoists were simply talking nonsense, but because of Dong Zhuo, he didn't dare to question, so he swept the ministers with his gaze, hoping that someone would stand up and expose Dong Zhuo.

Sure enough, a few old ministers really couldn't listen to it, and someone immediately stepped forward to question.

To be exact, two groups of people, one group with three people each.

The little emperor was a little relieved, and looked at the six people quietly.

In fact, the little emperor didn't know that these two groups of people were willing to 'speak up', not for him, but for Zhang Jiao and He Jin Feige, who had already arranged the inside line.

A group of people asked, "May I ask Zhang Sandao, what does Penglai Immortal Island look like?"

Another group of people asked, "May I ask Li Sidao, what does Kunlun Immortal Mountain look like?"

Zhang San's chubby face was piled up with a fleshy smile: "If you want to say that this Penglai Immortal Island, it is really the first immortal island in the world! It has one island and three mountains, nine thousand miles flat at the top, and 30,000 miles high; the three looming mountains are the screen, and the round sea is the barrier; on the fairy island, there is the palace of gold and jade glaze, there is the immortal Shenzhi fairy grass, and there are countless rare birds and beasts, Liquan Chinese food, etc.!"

Li Si's thin face rose with a smile of firewood: "If you want to talk about Kunlun Immortal Mountain, it is really the first immortal mountain in the world! It has a radius of 800 miles and is as high as 9,000 zhang; it is the land of all gods and the source of immortals; the mountain has nine gates, guarded by dragons, and guarded by nine golden phoenixes; there is a weak water river around the mountain, which can sink as light as a feather, and outside the weak water, there is a flame mountain surrounding, and all things will burn when they are connected; as for the fairy grass and spirit beasts, it is more like the sand of the Ganges River!"

The two of them spoke brightly, spitting stars flying around, fortunately the ministers were far away, otherwise they would have to splash on their faces.

Dong Zhuo looked at the scene in the hall with a smile, and let the two sides 'hand over their tongues', looking confident.

"Zhang Sandaochang's words are inevitably a bit exaggerated, when Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty all landed in Penglai, raised their eyes to the bald mountains and deserted islands, they were disappointed and returned depressed, why didn't they see Daochang and others?"

Li Sidao's words were inevitably unbelievable, when King Zhou Mu traveled to Kunlun, except for some ordinary melons and fruits, even the rumored elixir and jade liquid were not available. ”

"Hehe, Emperor Qin and Han Wu and the like, only seek immortality, not sincerely to the Tao, so they just avoid it!"

"Hehe, when King Zhou Mu went up the mountain, it happened that all the gods went to Yaochi to celebrate the birthday of the queen mother, so he snubbed him, and it can only be said that he was born at the wrong time!"

The two of them said a few words and pushed it clean.

"So, this time, Zhang Sandao Chang brought the elixir jade liquid for me to open my eyes?"

"So, this time, Chief Li Sidao brought the Shenzhi Immortal Grass for me to wait for?"

"Hehe, it's nature!"

The two laughed at the same time, and in a trance, Zhang San had an extra golden glittering wine jug in his hand, and Li Si had a huge peach in his hand.

"This is a gift from the Dragon King of the East China Sea when the poor road set off

Dragon Palace Secret Brew, you can drink a sip and not eat anything else for a year, which of you would like to drink it?"

"This is when the poor road set off, the queen mother gave the Yaochi peach, eat a bite to prolong life, which of you would like to try?"

The wine that the Dragon King of the East China Sea drank, and the peaches that the Queen Mother ate?

The more the two talked, the more mysterious they became, and the more the ministers listened, the more they were confused.

Dong Zhuo's gourd, what kind of medicine is sold?!

But this wine and peach are in front of them, but no one dares to really taste them.

In fact, everyone muttered in their hearts: "You Zhang Sanbai is fat like this, can you really only drink alcohol and not eat?"

The ministers all thought that these two people were full liars and lied, but they didn't know how to refute it.

Seeing this, Zhang San and Li Si laughed and said loudly: "Virtuous people eat it and live forever;

No one dares to try this kind of statement!

The two of them faced the little emperor again and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the pride of the sky, the respect of the Ninety-Five, is naturally a virtuous person, please taste it." ”

The ministers were shocked and shouted that Your Majesty could not.

The little emperor was also at a loss, in a dilemma, these two Taoist priests were found by Dong Zhuo, who knows what kind of things are mixed in this wine and peaches.

Some anxious ministers rushed forward one after another and loudly dissuaded the little emperor.

Dong Zhuo watched coldly, seeing that although the Han Dynasty was in decline, he was still supported and embraced by many ministers, and he couldn't help but secretly think in his heart.

As soon as he winked, the old Taoist immediately stood up and recited: "Good, good! People in the world only know how to worship the Buddha and seek the Tao, but when the true God and the true Buddha appear in the world, they are blind-eyed, sad and pathetic!"

Dong Zhuo said: "Dare to ask the long law?"

"Poor Dao Wang Wu, from the South China Sea Putuo Mountain Luojia Mountain, was originally a boy next to Guanyin Bodhisattva, this time to the capital Luoyang, is ordered by the South China Sea Master, to give you guidance. ”

The ministers thought to themselves, this person is even more outrageous, the boy next to Guanyin Bodhisattva, how can it be such an old and unfortunate appearance as you?

But Dong Zhuo knelt on his knees and bowed extremely reverently: "I don't know what instructions the old man has for the Bodhisattva?"

Wang Wu's body shook for a while, and he pretended to be surprised and said, "Who are you?"

"Believer Dong Zhuo. ”

"Ah, the posture of the dragon wind, the watch of the sky, the ears and eyebrows are thick, the forehead is long, and the son of heaven is really the dragon!"

Dong Zhuo was shocked when he heard this: "Dong Zhuo is in the position of Xiangguo, and he often thinks about a great position. Now that the young son of heaven is here, Dong Zhuo is terrified when he says something like Dao Ye!"

Wang Wu walked in front of the little emperor, did not bow down, did not bow down, did not look at the head carefully, carefully looked at the face for a long time, and then said: "Although he is also a virtuous person, but his life brings disasters, and he is really not blessed." ”

"What then?"

"Since the poor Dao has come, there is naturally a way to solve it! This wine and peach of Zhang San and Li Si, two Taoist friends, is really a godsend medicine, as long as Your Majesty eats it, it can eliminate disasters and take refuge!"

As soon as he said this, the ministers were restless again.

Seeing this, Dong Zhuo said with great righteousness: "Your Majesty's golden body, how can you take risks? The minister is willing to go to the soup and fire to try the 'medicine' for His Majesty." ”

After grabbing the wine jug, drink it, and bite the peach.

The ministers looked at Dong Zhuo quietly and found that he was safe and sound.

Wang Wu looked at the little emperor with a smile, although Dong Zhuo was fine, the little emperor still hesitated.

"Since Your Majesty is unwilling to take medicine, then the only way to abdicate and make way for Xian, and then go to the South China Sea with the poor road to learn the Tao, can you protect the Liu family for a long time!"

Hearing this, the ministers suddenly became enlightened and finally understood Dong Zhuo's trick.

These three Taoist priests told this big lie, but they were just accompanying Dong Zhuo to act and help him usurp the throne.