Chapter 17 Tsing Yi Scholars
"Don't sell it, hurry up!" Li Yao was a little impatient and slapped the table to urge.
"Don't worry, you officials, it's really too unbelievable what happened after that, and I'm afraid that you won't believe it if you say it directly, so I laid a few more foreshadowings. Wang Heng said unhurriedly, there is really a bit of Mr. Storyteller's style," the Tsing Yi scholar suddenly appeared on the road, which really surprised Mao Badao and the three of them, but they were dazzled when they thought about it, and they didn't notice it before, so they boldly stepped forward. I saw the jade-faced Lang Jun Mao Badao sitting on the horse, singing, and asking the scholar, 'Who is coming, report the name!'"
"Wait, didn't you just say that Mao Badao was so frightened that he hid behind the horse, why is he sitting on the horse again now?"
"Don't care about these details, maybe it's because the eight knives are looking at the gap and climbing on the horse. Wang Heng's cheeks were really thick enough, and he refused to admit his previous nonsense. Fortunately, Mao Badao, the protagonist of the story, fainted to death on the ground at this time, otherwise he would have gotten up and fought hard with this "good brother" who ruined his reputation.
The scholar didn't answer, but just raised his head and looked at Mao Badao. This doesn't matter, this look up made the three of them stunned!"
"Don't be surprised, can you say it well?"
"It's not like I'm talking nonsense, but anyone else will be stunned, that scholar is so handsome!
"If you don't look like a human, can you still be like a ghost?"
"Not really. If you want to describe it, you have to compare it to the fairy, I'm afraid the real fairy is not so good-looking. In view of Wang Heng's boasting too much before, Li Yao didn't believe his description.
"Who is Mao Badao? That's a beautiful man known as the jade-faced Langjun, there are people in this world who are so much better looking than him, how can this be done!"
"Forget it, just the appearance of the eldest brother, how can he compare with the scholar, it is obviously a heaven and an earth. Liu Shun pouted, and couldn't help but raise the bar.
"I said, why do you talk so much, this official! Isn't this also to save some face for my eldest brother? Can I really not know that the scholar is different from the eldest brother? The eldest brother himself thinks that he is so good-looking! I really want to compare with the handsome scholar, and I can't even compare with the toes of others!" The two sang and harmonized, slandering this Mao Badao to nothing, if he heard it, it is estimated that he would not have the face to live again.
"As the saying goes, everyone has a love for beauty. When I saw that scholar, I was thinking about how beautiful he should be if he was a woman?" Wang Heng finally picked up the conversation, "But my eldest brother Mao Badao doesn't think so, in his heart, the cause of robbery is more important than anything else, how can there be a reason not to do this transaction." When the scholar did not answer, he jumped off his horse and asked him why he did not speak. The scholar was also strange, as if he had just come back to his senses, and just smiled at Mao Badao, this is not smiling, not tight, a smile is simply to make a hundred flowers lose color, the world is not bright, and thousands of brilliance are on him alone!"
"Damn! I can't stand it, why is there so much nonsense to tell a story? After talking for so long, I'm still talking about how good-looking that scholar is, believe it or not, I'll cut you down now!" Li Yao was so angry that the table was about to fall apart.
Wang Heng was so frightened that he didn't dare to talk so much anymore, and quickly accelerated the pace of storytelling: "Mao Badao was angry, thinking that the scholar looked down on him, and he didn't answer to himself, so he pulled out the knife and asked the scholar to leave the money to buy the road." But the scholar was unmoved, and still did not speak. Mao Badao used his life's unsurpassed Mao's eight knives in front of the scholar, but the scholar still stood there without even blinking his eyes. This annoyed Mao Badao, and with the knife, he used the back of the knife to slap the scholar's face, wanting to scare and scare him, but he didn't know that something strange had happened!" Wang Heng wanted to sell Guan Zi again, and when he saw Li Yao's eyes looking at him with a fierce light, he quickly picked up the conversation himself: "The scholar moved, neither dodged nor raised his hand, but the knife seemed to be controlled, obviously the back of the knife went to slap the scholar's face, but in a blink of an eye, the blade slashed Mao Badao's own face." Ladies and gentlemen, do you think this thing is magical?"
"Shhhh Li Yao said sarcastically, but he was secretly a little surprised in his heart, that person can control the things around him without moving, and his cultivation must be extremely high.
"We have never seen such a master, and we already understood at that time that this weak scholar who seemed to be powerless was definitely an extremely powerful figure, so he quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy. But the scholar acted as if nothing had happened, and just said lightly, 'Small punishment and big commandment, don't do it again', and then disappeared out of thin air. ”
"To this day, when I think back to the original scene, I feel unreal, how could such a fairy-like figure appear in front of me and other ordinary people? If it weren't for the scar left on my eldest brother's face, I would really suspect that it was just a spring dream. Wang Heng sighed again, "I've seen the posture of heaven and man, and then look at the so-called handsome men and beauties in this world, they are just dung, hey!"
A story was finally told, but there was no applause or applause. It's just a trivial matter of a failed robbery, I'm afraid that the boasting component will account for seventy percent, Li Yao thought. But if what Wang Heng said is true, then the scholar's ability to appear and disappear out of thin air is very similar to his own spatial talent. However, he was only three feet away from a space jump, and he wanted to completely disappear in front of people's eyes like that scholar, but it was far from possible. It seems that he has to step up his cultivation, there are more people in this world who are more powerful than himself, if he is planted in the hands of such people one day, I am afraid that even if he wants to escape, he will not have a chance.
Mao Badao finally woke up: "What happened, why am I lying on the ground again?" shook his dizzy head and sat back at the table, "Look, my scar is gone, my scar is gone!"
"Got it, hurry up and drink this big tonic soup. If I rub it again, I'll feed it to the dogs!" Li Yao dropped this sentence impatiently, then walked aside, found a tree to jump on, and found a thick branch to lie down. At the moment, she was very confused and didn't want to mess around in the crowd.
Li Tian watched his sister walk away, knowing that she had something on her mind, so she didn't bother, and after drinking a bowl of tonic soup in a few sips, she silently cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks.
"Is the soup made of so many elixirs really for us to drink?" Mao Badao and the three of them didn't dare to move their mouths, not daring to believe the happiness in front of them.
"It's true, drink it quickly, or my sister will be angry again. ”
"It's really a blessing for three lives!" Mao Badao suddenly sighed.
"Yes, the three of us are really how virtuous and how can we drink this kind of spiritual soup!" Liu Shun echoed.
"I'm not talking about us, I'm talking about this chicken!"
"Ah???h
"An old hen can actually stew in a pot with so many elixirs, which is really a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation. If it were me, I would have died without regrets. Mao Badao said with feeling.
Everyone was speechless, you were actually sighing for a chicken for a long time! But this is not true, since Pangu opened the world, there has not been a single grass chicken in this heaven and earth world to enjoy such luxurious courtesy.
Mao Badao took a sip, wanting to slowly taste this rare best tonic soup in the world, but he almost died in this small bite. It's so unpalatable! Why does this taste so strange? They're all excellent elixirs, but how can they smell like when they're boiled in a pot? The key is that doesn't smell as big as this! The power of these elixirs is amazing, and the disgusting smell runs through the mouth and esophagus and rampant through the body. Mao Badao was so uncomfortable at the moment that he wanted to vomit but didn't dare to vomit, so he quickly poured himself a bowl of wine and drank it, so as to suppress the taste of the sip just now. It's a pity that this creation makes people, before I had to rely on drinking chicken soup to suppress the strength of the wine, but now I have to rely on drinking to suppress the strength of the soup.
"I'll just say that my sister cooks badly, you still don't believe it, you have to let her do it. Now I know it's amazing. Li Tian said quietly, and had already put away the extra dishes and chopsticks.
Mao Badao finally relieved himself: "No, Brother Li, I saw that you drank quite happily just now, and you drank it all in a few sips, how did you do it?"
"Without him, I get used to drinking it often. Li Tian looked indifferent, "There is only one key to eating my sister's cooking, which is to be fast." Only by swallowing the food into your stomach as quickly as possible before the taste has yet to react, so that you will not be overwhelmed by the taste. ”
Mao Badao and the three of them looked at Li Tian with a deep sense of admiration in their eyes, what kind of great perseverance does it take to endure eating such unpalatable things every day! But now I look at this perfect tonic soup, but I am in trouble: drink it, it's really fatal, don't drink it, such a rare elixir is related to a lifetime of creation.
The three of them finally relented, picked up the big bowl, picked up the chopsticks, and ate all the bowls of elixir chicken soup into their stomachs. Then the three of them fought for the wine jar again, and poured a few sips of wine, so that they could escape from death.
"This elixir is really unusual, I now feel that the sea of qi is full, and I can't finish my strength. ”
"Me too, I feel like I'm going to be able to open a new breath right away. ”
"Great creation, our realm is finally about to break through, brothers, hurry up. The three monkeys hurriedly apologized to Li Tiandao, and rushed back to their rooms to meditate and cultivate.
Li Tian was not annoyed, took all the dishes and chopsticks back into the kitchen, and put away the tables, chairs and benches, and then came to the tree where Li Yao was: "Sister, it's already time, go back to the room to rest." ”
Li Yao turned around: "Tian'er, you go and rest first, I'm not sleepy, don't worry about me." ”
"Then I'll go to sleep first, you go to bed early, it's cold outside, don't catch a cold." Li Tian admonished, and went to the guest room that Liu Shun had prepared for them before.
Li Yao watched his younger brother walk into the room, his expression was entangled: If I keep Tian'er by my side, will I be too selfish? Tian'er has grown up and his illness is all cured, and when he wants to cultivate in a serious sect, what reason do I have to stop him from going? If he wants to enter the Shouyuan sect with his qualifications, there must be no problem, then should I also go in with him? Those sects always have a thousand rules, and I can't stand these the most, if I want to stay in that place for a few years or even decades, I don't want to be killed......
Li Yao looked up at the bright moon hanging in the middle of the sky, and remembered the carefree time when he was a child: "It would be good if my father and mother were still here, and I wouldn't have to make up my mind like this." Li Yao looked at Mingyue in a daze, and the past flashed in front of him like a marquee.
Every night in the past three years, Li Yao has either been hiding from the pursuit or robbing everywhere, never having more than half a moment of leisure, and it is rare to be quiet at this time. There is the moon in his eyes, there are pine waves in his ears, Li Yao is immersed in his thoughts and slowly enters the realm of selflessness, and the vitality in the heaven and earth slowly converges with Li Yao as the center, and Li Yao is in it but he doesn't know it......