Chapter 200: Hundred Poisons Putian [Ask for Subscription, Third Update]
"I ...... You...... Do you understand what I mean?" said Gemu angrily.
Du Xiaoling spread her hands and said, "Don't you mean that? What do you mean?"
Sang Mu was anxious and said, "That's it, that thing between men and women!"
After Du Xiaoling sighed, she slapped the table and shouted, "What are you trying to prostitute?"
The two nodded.
Du Xiaoling smiled, spread her hands and said, "No!"
"You're kidding us?"
Du Xiaoling spread her hands and said: "You can think as much as you like, that kind of illegal thing, we don't have a mile." ”
Sang Mu said angrily: "You probably don't know who we are, do you? You dare to play with us, believe it or not, you can't open this store?!"
Hearing this, Du Xiaoling was not only not afraid, but sneered.
Sang Mu raised his head proudly and said, "Do you know who we ......are?"
Before Sang Mu finished speaking, he saw the crow with a cigarette in his mouth, and glared at them with slanted eyes, and said, "Trouble, right?"
Find the difference, right?
You didn't take my crow brother seriously, did you?"
was pointed at the nose by a crow, and asked three times, Gemu and Sangmu were a little confused.
However, the two of them reacted immediately, and Sang Mu sneered: "Demon, is this your courage to hack us?"
It seems that you don't want to open this store anymore!"
Du Xiaoling said: "Open...... Why not?"
Sang Mu said: "Woman, you haven't figured out the situation yet, do you really think that there is a demon that is great? Today either you return the money to us, you accompany us for one night, or ......"
When the crow heard this, his eyebrows raised, he suddenly jumped off Du Xiaoling's shoulder, grabbed his wings at the edge of the table, and scolded: "Threaten us, I'm afraid you haven't died, right?" As he spoke, the crow slammed the table!
The stone table was instantly overturned and smashed into the mulberry and the lattice.
Gemu threw a punch, and the stone table was smashed by a punch, and at the same time, he lowered his head as if he was playing, and said in a low and solemn voice: "You forced us to do it, then don't blame us for being polite!"
After speaking, Ge Mu slowly raised his head, and the momentum of his whole body was released, representing the power of the natural disaster level pressed towards the crow and Du Xiaoling, and then he was dumbfounded......
I saw the crow standing on Du Xiaoling's shoulder, behind the crow was a stone giant, and next to the stone giant was a huge toad......
That's not the point, the point is the moment he looks up.
The crow hung and said: "Brothers, he shows his momentum and scares us! Can we bear this? We also show up our family's momentum!"
As he spoke, the crow's wings spread, and the momentum belonging to the third level of the red disaster level burst out, which was even more powerful than Gemu, and instantly suppressed Gemu's momentum back.
At the same time, the stone giant stomped his foot, and the momentum of the second level of the red disaster level pounced, and with a bang, Gemu's momentum collapsed, and Gemu and Sangmu were pressed back again and again at the same time.
The momentum of the toad spreads, and the momentum of the second level of the red disaster level keeps up!
Rumble!
Gemu and Sangmu sat directly on the ground, their faces bloodless and their lips purple.
At this moment, the two of them understood that this time they had kicked the iron plate!
Sang Mu wanted to say something, but Gemu slapped him with his backhand and said, "Let you cause trouble!"
Sang Mu suddenly looked at Gemu with an aggrieved face, but he didn't dare to speak.
After scolding Sangmu, Gemu hurriedly smiled at Du Xiaoling and the crow: "Several, excuse me...... That, I suddenly remembered, there was something else, so I left first. ”
The crows regained their momentum, and looked at the figures of Gemu and Sangmu who got up and ran out, and the crows said a little unhappily: "What's the matter?
"Comfortable, comfortable, that is, we still have something. The money doesn't have to be returned, so we go to the ...... first.
"That's not good, today's store, after paying the money, you have to live, not for a minute. Also, Uncle Te's service is ordered by you, no matter what, let's talk about it after it is done. lest you go outside and say that we cheat you for your money, and that the service is not considerate. Raven said.
Sang Mu looked at Ge Mu, but Ge Mu had a bitter face, he could see that if he insisted on leaving today, he would be beaten.
So he gritted his teeth and went back to the house with tears in his eyes.
Uncle Tee hadn't left yet, and when he saw the two of them coming back, he said enthusiastically: "Two bosses, can you start?"
Gemu said with a crying voice: "Well, let's start......"
Then Uncle Te took out a large pair of scissors more than a meter long from his arms!
"Oops...... Stop, stop, stop, uncle, I'm just getting my nails trimmed......" Gemu exclaimed.
Uncle Teh looked at his big scissors and said very seriously: "Yes, it's a manicure, that's right." ”
Sang Mu said bitterly: "Manicure, you don't need to use the dragon slaying knife, right?"
Uncle Te laughed and said, "Don't worry, my skills are good!"
Gemu exclaimed, "Okay, sister, don't you know about me?
Uncle Special said very seriously: "Don't listen to their nonsense, it's the second time after today!"
Gemu poof, Gemu almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood in anger, and wailed: "What's the difference?"
"Quite a big man, what are you doing with ink? Come on!" Uncle Te overturned the log, then grabbed his feet, and cut it directly with big scissors......
To Gemu's despair, the old man's strength was so great that he grabbed his feet as if he were being caught in an iron hoop!
Gemu couldn't help but wail in his heart, "What the hell is this place? Why are they all monsters?"
At this time, he saw the sign standing next to the bed: "Welcome to Jiangzhong Lihuo Demon Theme Hotel......"
The next moment, a terrible cry came from the room.
"Oops...... You've cut the meat!"
"Boss, I'm sorry, the first time, my hands are a little shaky, don't worry, it's good to shake. ”
"Shake it? shake it? Oops...... Shake it up!"
"I'll try, try to be ha, don't shout so loudly, it's scary. ”
"Uncle, it's you who holds the knife, are you scary or am I scary......? Tap ...... Oops......"
......
Half an hour later, the old man happily went downstairs and reached the first floor.
Du Xiaoling smiled and said, "Old man Black Lotus, are you having fun?"
"Happy, so happy! Next time there is such a good thing, remember to call me! By the way, call them an ambulance......" Heilian said with a smile.
Du Xiaoling was stunned and said, "Old man, what did you cut him into?"
Hei Lian said solemnly: "What are you talking about? Can't you trust my old man's skills? Let me tell you, just his foot, I cut it everywhere except my nails." ”
Burst!
Du Xiaoling directly squirted out of the tea, covered her belly and laughed.
Heilian said beautifully: "Don't laugh, arrange medical treatment for them." ”
At this moment, Gemu was carried down by Sang Mu, and after seeing Du Xiaoling, Sang Mu said with a crying voice: "Beauty, we just live in a hotel...... Can you let us see a doctor?"
Du Xiaoling looked at Gemu's bag of feet like zongzi, nodded and said, "Go ahead, do you want me to recommend a better hospital for you?"
Gemu and Sangmu were obviously scared of the pit, and hurriedly shook their heads and said, "No, no ......"
Du Xiaoling said: "Don't use it, you outsiders, I'm afraid you don't understand our situation." Anyway, just go to a public hospital, don't go to a private hospital, you know?"
The two of them laughed, then nodded and went out.
When he arrived at the gate, Gemu scolded: "I believe you are a ghost! You will be so kind to tell me which hospital is better?"
Sang Mu nodded, and then asked, "Teacher, where are we going now?"
Gemu said: "Didn't I teach you? Do you still have to worry about me? I'm like this, can you save me some snacks?"
Sang Mu patted his head and said, "I remembered, Hundred Poisons!"
Then Kuangmu took out his mobile phone and searched for the best hospital to treat trauma.
The next moment, more than 10,000 pieces of hospital information popped up, and more than 9,000 in front of them were all various private hospitals, among which the highest-ranked and highest-rated hospital was a hospital called Putian.
Click on it and take a look, the above introduction is extremely high, all of them are famous foreign experts, imported international top medical equipment, and beautiful nurses take care of them......
At the same time, there are also many photos of pennants with the benevolence of doctors, the kind that can't be pulled for 30 seconds.
The point is that there are also various scenes of patients kneeling in front of the doctor below, crying gratefully.
The mulberry who watched it couldn't help but say: "Angel in white!"
Gemu said, "Look at what those public hospitals look like. ”
Sang Mu obediently searched the public hospital, but the result was still Putian ranked first, and the two laughed and said: "Sure enough, it is fair and comfortable in the hearts of the people." ”
It took me two pages to find the website of a public hospital from a bunch of private hospitals, and when I opened it, I saw that the profile of the hospital looked like a pirated website. The latest updates above are all from a few years ago. Apparently it has been abandoned for a long time and no one cares about it.
Seeing the two of them looking at each other, Gemu raised his head and smiled confidently: "I knew that the woman was not well-intentioned. Good thing I'm smart!"
Sang Mu nodded and said, "Master, Yingming, then let's go to Putian?"
Gemu said: "Yes, set off immediately, wait for my feet to heal, hum ......"
Sang Mu nodded, carried Gemu on his back and followed the navigation route, and galloped away.
Putian Hospital.
When Sang Mu arrived at the hospital, the registered doctor asked, "Is it an emergency department?"
"Specialists, the best. Mulberry shouted sincerely.
The other party's eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately gave an expert number: "Go ahead." ”
"Doctor, my master has a foot injury, not a heart. "Mulberry Road.
"It's all the same, it's all the same, you just have to take the number. The registered man waved his hand and drove away.
Sang Mu had no choice but to carry Gemu up to the third floor on his back. I found the so-called heart specialist, and as soon as I entered the door, the expert said: "My foot hurts!"
Sang Mu said: "Ah......." ”
The expert said: "Then you are right to find me, first go for an MRI and a full body examination." Then do an EEG, an ECG, and when it's done, you come back. ”
Gemu shouted, "You haven't seen my injuries yet, so let me go for an examination?"
"Are you a doctor, or am I a doctor? I'm telling you, I'm doing it for your own good. When you arrive at the hospital, I have to do a thorough examination to determine the root of your problem. If the treatment only treats the symptoms and not the root cause, it is not a good doctor, it is a bastard who fools you with money. "The expert is righteous.
Gemu said: "I just want to know, what does my foot injury have to do with my heart?"
The expert said: "It's very simple, your foot is injured, what are you most afraid of? Is it bleeding to death?"
Gemu nodded.
The expert said: "Where does the power of blood flow come from? Isn't it the heart? I will help you see it from the root...... At first glance, you are not from Dongdu, and you don't understand our medical skills. Our 7,000-year-old cultural heritage is not something you can understand. In short, listen to my words and be right, our reputation, you can check all kinds of poisons, absolutely first-class, but not those second-rate public hospitals can compare. Our technology is top-notch, and any one of them has won awards internationally, so you can rest assured. ”
Gemu was dumbfounded...... Eventually, he was given a wheelchair, and Kuwamu pushed him to pay for the check-up.
It's just that when they left, they vaguely heard the expert on the phone just now, as if to say: "Don't rush, don't rush, just came to business."
Isn't it just planting seedlings? I went back two days late to plant rice, and it was nothing.
By the way, when you feed the two pigs at home, feed less oil and more wild vegetables, well, okay, don't talk about it, I still have to treat people......
I haven't been here for more than a month, and I haven't operated on anyone, haven't I operated on a pig?
Isn't Ma Lao Er also an expert now?
Okay, you can feed the pigs with peace of mind, and then plant the seedlings when I get back!"
Gemu gradually became cloudy because of excessive bleeding, and he couldn't hear or remember many things, but he knew one thing, that is, he watched his feet bleed the whole time, from the first floor to the third floor, from the third floor to the negative first floor, running back and forth several times, and after doing all the tests that could be done, he finally lay on the operating table.
"Sir, get on your stomach, I'm going to give you an anesthetic. The expert said wearing a mask.
Ge Mu's face turned pale, and he said weakly: "It's a good ......."
Then he saw that the doctor gave him a tube of anesthetic, and then his brain became more confused, and he vaguely seemed to hear someone say, "What is the cure?"
"Just wrap the feet around him, but this thing doesn't make money, you have to cut some meat for him, tell the kid outside, just say that a tumor was found, so you can charge a lot more." ”
"It's easy to cut meat, but the problem is that it's not easy to start, and there are no hemorrhoids. ”
"No hemorrhoids? That's easy, wouldn't it be over if we cut his appendix? They didn't know what it was, so we said there was a tumor in the appendix and cut it together. ”
"That's right!"
......
Then Sang Mu saw a doctor and came out of the operating room in a hurry: "Your master has a tumor in his body, do you know?"
PS: Wow hahaha, the third watch is coming!