Volume 1 Yao Chi Immortal Chapter 000 The old man is very bad
It was an enclosed space, blazing white and filled with a hazy, translucent mist.
A faint yellow light and shadow floated in the void, and when you look closely, it seems to be the shape of a person, but there is no face, and no details can be seen.
"Where is this?"
The voice was full of horror and confusion, as if it were the light and shadow, and then began to float around in a panic.
"What kind of place is this ™? Beep the dog, I have become a Piao?"
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"ruthlessly, the tutor said that if the paper is not submitted on time, it will kill me, is this serious? This old man smashed, do you want to be so ruthless, I lost my wife and gave him a pair of second-hand reading glasses during the New Year, I don't appreciate it. ”
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"Is it a dream? pinching his arm, yes, twisting Dingding, I don't feel it?...... Day, really hanging?"
The hand of light and shadow moved for a while, but it passed through it, and there was no touch, and then, there was a silence.
I don't know how long, suddenly, a voice came from the mist.
"Little friend, don't bother. Another humanoid light and shadow floated out, colorful and bright, like substance, illusory, like an old man, "The soul body is formless and substantial, and you have a soul body incarnation, which means that you are in the prime of life before your death, and the yang energy is at its peak, although the soul form is slightly faint, but it ...... Hey, don't be impulsive, hey!"
"Little friend, little friend, little guy smash! If you do this again, I will fight back, do you know that I am ...... Huh!"
Two clouds of light and shadow are entangled.
"You're a grandmother, you're a leg, Lao Tzu has become a ghost, and you still call me a bastard? I can't bite you! I'm a bad man, and when a ghost can still be bullied by a ghost?!" The yellow light and shadow couldn't touch the old man who was moving left and right with all his might, and finally stopped suddenly, floating half a foot in the air, and seemed to squat down: "Lao Tzu is so aggrieved!"
The old man floated in front of him, not uttering a word.
After another half, the yellow light and shadow raised his head and made a voice: "Old man, where is this? Who are you? Are we ghosts?"
The old man sighed slowly, "In a little while, you will know where this place is." If you don't know who I am, if you do, it won't do you much good. As for whether we are ghosts or not, it's hard to say at this time. ”
You ™ didn't answer a single question.
"Are we dead, then?"
"It's nature. ”
"Can I still live, then?"
The old man sighed again, "I can, I'll be alive in a while." What ...... you?"
The yellow light and shadow trembled.
"Of course, you can too. ”
Trembling stops, click.
"But how to live, when to live, we have to wait and see. ”
What does it mean? Cool down and countdown? Is the spring water resurrected?
"Senior, it seems that you are familiar with this place, do you often die?"
The old man was not angry, and the colorful brilliance on his body was even worse, revealing a hazy smile.
"Well, you're right, I die a lot. ”
ADC, right?
"All living beings, the six realms of reincarnation, birth and destruction, do not increase or decrease. Death is not terrible, just like me, I have been resurrected eight times. ”
0-8 weak chickens.
I probably understand, life is growing and expanding, the total amount of matter remains the same, who hasn't read two books, but becoming a human being and becoming a pig are two different things.
Yellow Light and Shadow said loudly: "I don't have much experience, can you teach me, I also want to be resurrected as soon as possible, and the thesis has not been written yet." ”
"What is a thesis?"
"It's just copying articles and telling the world how good I am. "Concise enough, right?
"Well, it seems that Xiaoyou was also a famous person during his lifetime. ”
"Almost, old-timer, tell me how to resurrect as a human being, and I'll write you a paper when I go back." ”
Suddenly, the mist receded, and the spatial scenery appeared, but it was really empty, just a ten-meter-square space, surrounded by a sleek white barrier, and when the fog dissipated, a dark and deep gap slowly cracked on the barrier in front of it, gradually expanding.
Seeing this, the old man smiled even more, glanced at the frightened yellow light and shadow, and said: "Xiaoyou, I have an incomparable grudge, the eighth life is a human being, just to take revenge, this is the last time, I can't let you." ”
"What...... What do you mean? What do you mean by me?"
"The innate qi is dissipated, the door of the Xuan is wide open, little friend, the reincarnation is long, take one of the six paths, a person is a life, hardships and tribulations, what is there to love? As he spoke, the old man's colorful soul body was divided into three, and every face was filled with a smile.
The yellow light and shadow shook slightly, and gradually divided into three identical groups, "Dead life! What's wrong with this?"
The three bodies of the old man spoke at the same time: "People have three souls and seven spirits: one is called fetal light, two is called cool spirit, and three is called ghostly spirit, between reincarnation, three souls appear together, and the seven spirits are attached to the main soul of fetal light, and they enter reincarnation together, you don't have to be surprised."
Xiaoyou, the old man has been here eight times, and has met many living souls, all of whom have this saying: If the revenge of the world is not avenged, I will not fall into Yama, this is the last time, Xiaoyou will give me the way of this world, and I will repay kindness in the next life. ”
Put your big flower P, you can understand it, the feelings are in line to be reincarnated, just a place to be a person.
"Give you the opportunity to be a man?"
"Thank you, little friend. ”
Thank you, thank you!
"Wait, since you said that you will be reincarnated as a human being, which path should I choose? Can I be an immortal?"
"Since the Yellow Emperor ascended by the dragon, I have a unique reincarnation technique, but I am willing to give up the immortal road and be a man, Xiaoyou has not practiced this skill, can not become an immortal. ”
Think about it, what else is there in the Six Paths?
"What kind of asura path then?"
"The Demon Dao needs karma before death, and auxiliary exercises, and it is difficult for little friends to go. ”
"Hungry hell?"
"Little friends don't have to worry, hungry ghosts are no different from humans, they are born in viviparity; ”
"Then ...... left"
The yellow light and shadow trembled, as if he couldn't help himself.
The old man smiled, "Yes, Xiaoyou can return to the world, but there is no longer a human body." ”
Laugh at P, Lao Tzu is going to be a brute? You old ghost, very bad, fool me into being a little animal here! Do you have the ability to be a god, but you are willing to be a human being? I believe it...... Hell!
He glanced at the door that was still expanding, and made up his mind.
"Huh!" floated towards the gap, but as soon as Fang moved, he was instantly bound by an invisible force and stopped in the air.
The old man's three bodies floated over, "Little friend, the old man advises you not to be impulsive, I have a thousand ways to make your soul fly, but I am still discussing with you, you can choose to agree, or be forced to agree."
What's wrong with being a mountain grass, a green pine, or a fish? You need to know that all things have spirits, and you can practice, and the old man doesn't want to create karma for no reason.
Good your sister.
"Senior, discuss it again, there is no other way?"
The old man smiled and shook his head, and suddenly his soul body was full of colorful brilliance, and he looked at the bottom of the crack in the barrier with a hideous face.
"Little ghost dare!"
Three shallow, small translucent souls emitted a faint yellow light that was inaccessible, and they were trembling, trembling and floating into the gap.
The old man couldn't take care of him anymore, and the three soul bodies rushed over quickly.
MD, sure enough, you have to run fast to be a man.
He suddenly felt that his body was not restrained, and he dared to hesitate any longer, followed the old man, and flew over.
The three small groups at the door saw that they were discovered, and they were so frightened that they were all unstable, and the last soul body hit the door and was instantly pinched in the hand of the old man who came in the blink of an eye, and the other two colorful soul bodies stopped and rushed directly into the door.
Click, the crack stops expanding, and gradually begins to close!
The three yellow shadows that fell at the end were not good, and they were going to close the door!
Immediately raised all his strength, closed his eyes and floated in, the old man at the door held the little soul in his hand in one hand, and was about to enter, but was suddenly pierced by three yellow shadows, the old man's face was unwilling, and he watched the crack close in an instant.
The yellow light and shadow fell into the infinite darkness, and the last thought flashed through his mind, and he was no longer conscious.
Oops old man, if you don't have a senior card, you can get off the bus.