Chapter 315: The Dog and the Penguin [First Subscription Request]
Even Wen Xuan is not stupid, he knows very well how many catties and taels he has, and he also knows the signs on these luxury cars, many signs of super chaebols and wealthy families, and even the cars of the five major families.
His energy was obviously not enough to alarm these people......
Then, these unprofitable guys who can't afford to be early are here, and they must have a plan.
Lian Wenxuan raised his eyebrows and said to Cheng Shu: "You will go in a while, and I will leave first." ”
Cheng Shu was stunned and said, "What do you mean?
Lian Wenxuan smiled bitterly: "Is this TM getting married? This is a political dinner, right? I want to get married, not pimping for them." These people are scenery to others. But I'm not good at that, I got married this time, so I want a few acquaintances to get together at the table and brag about it.
I'll go to another house and book another table, and I'll tell you the location when I get back. ”
Then Lian Wenxuan really ran away like that......
Cheng Shu couldn't laugh and laughed and went over to deal with it.
When people heard that the wedding was canceled, their expressions were extremely exciting.
And at this moment, in a small restaurant, Lian Wenxuan and his bride are receiving everyone's blessings.
Everyone's gifts were almost gone, and Gu Xi took out a pair of bracelets with a smile and handed them over.
Lian Wenxuan glanced at it and said in surprise: "Good guy, antique, right?"
Gu Xi crossed a pair of long legs and said lazily: "Sort of, I don't know much about this." ”
Lian Wenxuan smiled and said, "You should have gone home a long time ago, take a look...... When you go back, you will become a little rich woman directly. ”
Gu Xi glared at Lian Wenxuan and said, "I'm married, and I can't stop your broken mouth!"
Lian Wenxuan hugged Liu Xue's little waist and said with a smile: "I gag her when I get married, hehe......"
Gu Xi, Wu Yangqing, and Gengyue directly gave him a big look.
At this time, Geng Bei said curiously: "Why hasn't Jiang Li come yet? Won't he scrape other people's cars again?" I think he is a car killer...... My original big D was smashed by him...... It seems that we have an unlucky child in Xiaoxiang who is smashed every time he buys a car. ”
Speaking of this, Geng Bei smiled and said, "I heard that Jiang Li smashed the ......."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing. This matter is not a secret to them at all, after all, every time they lose money, they pay it, and if they don't investigate the matter clearly, the money will definitely not come out. As a result, as soon as they investigated, the kid in their eyes was in conflict with Jiang Li, and he had nothing to do with the car.
"Speak ill of me behind your back, you haven't died, have you? Believe it or not, you were stewed and eaten at today's wedding banquet?" Jiang Li came.
When the crowd heard the voice, they looked over.
I saw Jiang Li holding a bunch of boxes, followed by Qian Mo and Black Lotus.
There are also the eldest grandson Bao and Gowu who are thieves and rat-eyed in the back, as well as Chen Ya and Du Xiaoling, who are not in a fit state.
There are even shrunken rockery demons, crows, golden toads, ants and other guys, which are all the residents of the Nanperch community coming over collectively.
As soon as Geng Bei saw Jiang Li, he suddenly looked like a mouse seeing a cat, and said with a dry smile: "You heard it wrong, they all praise you for being handsome." ”
Then Geng Bei immediately changed the topic and said, "Hey...... Jiang Li, what are you holding here? so many boxes?"
Yan Yujiang said with a smile: "Jiang Li can be our richest man now, is it too much for him to give gifts?"
"Not too much!" shouted the crowd.
Jiang Li glanced at them and said, "I knew that you animals had to say that, come and come...... One box per person, take it, don't lose it. There are only a few copies in the world, and I want to get next year. ”
As soon as these words came out, people's curiosity was aroused.
Wu Yangqing leaned over, looked at the boxes and said, "This ...... What is it? It's so mysterious? It can't be a piece of god-level flesh and blood, right?"
Jiang Li said: "Look at your little bit of energy, you know how to eat." This is not god-level flesh and blood, this is the only good thing produced by my Nan Perch community. Okay, being stared at, you can just look at that one and look at it. ”
Everyone immediately called over, and one of them took a box.
Jiang Li shouted: "You can take the top ones as you like, and the two boxes below are for the groom and bride." ”
People are more curious about what Jiang Li is sending, they always feel that Jiang Li's gift must not be ordinary, especially on Lian Wenxuan's happy day, the groom and bride must be a good thing.
Lian Wenxuan brought Liu Xue over, Liu Xue saw that Jiang Li was a little nervous, and she spoke in a trill, because she knew afterwards that she had gone to pit the big demon king that night...... Suddenly there was a tingling of scalp and weakness.
Jiang Li is such a human spirit, he naturally understands it, and said with a smile: "I heard that your stupid brother asked you to do it that night?"
A middle-aged fat man in the corner has been listening to this with his ears sideways, and when he heard this, he trembled, subconsciously opened the window, stepped out with one leg, and looked at the height of the three-story building, he was a little cowardly......
Then I heard Jiang Li say: "I have to talk to him when I find time......
The fat man didn't say a word, and his other leg also stepped over......
"Talk...... What are you talking about?" asked Liu Xue with some concern.
Jiang Li smiled: "What else can we talk about, of course it's a reckoning." ”
The fat man jumped straight down......
As a result, Jiang Li laughed and said, "Just kidding, this matter is over, let's live a good life in the future." ”
"MMP!" the fat man burst into tears......
Boom!
"What's the sound?" Jiang Li asked.
Then people looked at the window that was open on one side......
Then I heard someone downstairs shouting, "Someone jumped off the building!"
Everyone hurriedly went over to look down, only to see a fat man lying on the ground shaking and shaking......
Liu Xue exclaimed, "Brother?"
Jiang Li smiled: "This ...... Do you apologize for throwing yourself on the ground? Then I'll take it, haha......"
Although the third floor is quite high, Da Liu has been fighting on the street since he was a child, and his physical fitness is okay, at least he didn't fall to death, and he broke a bone and was taken away by an ambulance.
When people sat down again, Wu Yangqing and Gu Xi couldn't wait to open the box, and then exclaimed, "Wow...... What a cute scarf!"
People heard the sound and looked, only to see a black and white intersecting scarf in the hands of the two women, the scarf is very smooth, the black and white color is naturally not pretentious, the point is that the black and white on the scarf form a small Erha, which looks cute and cute.
The others opened their boxes one after another, and they all took out scarves.
Liu Xue said in surprise: "What kind of hair is this made of? It's so smooth and warm...... More comfortable than wool. ”
Gu Xi also said: "I guess, this is definitely not the animal hair on the Blue Star, Jiang Li, are you the hair on the demon's body, don't deny it, I have used it on the Blue Star, and I know it very well." ”
Jiang Li gave a thumbs up and said, "That's smart!"
"What kind of hair is this? Let's pay attention when we look back, when we encounter this kind of demon, don't burn the hair. "Horse wind.
Jiang Li smiled: "It's hard to say, it's hard to say, hahaha...... As long as everyone likes it. ”
At this time, Hongzhao pinched his orchid fingers, looked at Jiang Li's back, and asked, "What about your family? Don't you all drive a dog cart when you go out now?"
Even Wen Xuan said: "Yes, although that dead dog is a little stupid, it also has advantages." Called to eat together, no one disliked it. ”
Jiang Li spread his hands and said, "I want to call him, but he can't come, what can I do?"
At this moment, the South Perch community, backyard.
Daha lay in the kennel, looking at the sky with a loveless look. His body is in the kennel, and the kennel draws a curtain, and only his dog's head can be seen, and the rest of the place is completely invisible.
Beside him, there was a group of puppies that looked like bald areata......
One of the puppies approached and whined twice.
Da Ha glanced at him and scolded, "What's it called? Didn't you leave a few hairs......?"
The son of a dog had no choice but to leave.
At this time, the penguin Doudou came slowly, sat in front of Daha, and said with a smile: "Daha, come out to play, it's fun." ”
Daha glanced at him and said, "I'm not feeling well today, so I'm not going anywhere." ”
Penguin Doudou asked with a concerned face, "Sick?"
Daha nodded and said, "Well, I'm sick." ”
When Doudou heard this, he laughed, and the smile was extremely bad.
Daha had a bad premonition and said, "What are you doing? I'll tell you, being provoked by me, messing with me......
Syllable!
Doudou raised his hand and slapped me on the dog's nose, shouting: "What do you mess with? When you power my refrigerator, why don't you say don't mess with me? God is beautiful, retribution!"
Da Ha said angrily: "Doudou, to tell you the truth, I'm not sick, don't mess with me." ”
Boom!
Doudou grabbed an ice baseball bat and gave the dog head a stick: "What's wrong with you? I'm not sick, you have the ability to come out and take two steps!"
Da Ha stared at the beads of his eyes, and wanted to rush out immediately, but in the end he didn't move, but snorted angrily: "Doudou, don't go too far." ”
Boom!
Another stick......
Doudou snorted, "I'm excessive, why don't you think it's too much when we poop in our mouths?"
Daha immediately explained: "Aren't you cold, people say that frozen poop doesn't stink, I'll try it." ”
"I'll try your uncle......" Doudou is two sticks again.
Da Ha shook his head, shook off the ice ballast on his head, blew his beard and stared at Doudou.
Doudou carried a popsicle and looked at Daha like a big brother in society, which was not false at all.
The two looked at each other for a long time......
Da Ha gritted his teeth and shouted: "Anyway, I have rough skin and thick meat, you can fight!"
Then the dead dog went straight to that place, looking like I couldn't live or die, what do you like?
Doudou was stunned for a moment, looked at the stupid dog, smashed the tightly covered kennel, raised his eyebrows, and showed a wicked smile.
Doudou suddenly pointed to the sky and shouted, "Look!
Daha subconsciously looked at the sky, and the penguin jumped to the edge of Daha and tore down the curtain!
At that moment, it was as if the sun was a little brighter!
I saw that Daha's whole body, except for the dog's head, there was no hair, and the white dog meat reflected the eyes, just like the waxed car roof, smooth and shiny!
When Doudou saw it, he immediately burst into laughter: "Hahaha...... Haha, haha...... You're looking 666...... Haha......"
Da Ha looked at the penguin Doudou in front of him with a dark face, and bared his teeth: "You stinky penguin, did you do it on purpose?"
Doudou twisted his ass and said, "Yes, deliberately...... If you have the ability, you can come out and take two steps, and I'll take you for a walk, haha......"
"I'm fighting with you!" Daha roared.
Doudou ran away on his short legs, Daha followed, and regardless of the embarrassment of being naked, he barked directly: "Dogs, catch the penguins!"
Whoop......
A pack of puppies rushed over.
When Doudou saw it, he quickly shouted: "Aren't you afraid that the puppies will see your appearance and laugh at you?"
Daha was stunned, this is indeed a problem.
But immediately, Doudou found out that he had overestimated the IQ of these huskies a little.
As a purebred dog of Daha, a group of puppies didn't pay attention to Daha's appearance at all, and they all stood on his fat ass......
Doudou was speechless for a while, but he still ran to the front yard with a smoke, and then shouted while running: "Come and see, come and see, Daha's new look!"
A gust of wind blew, and the fallen leaves were bleak......
Except for the big tree demon, there was no movement in the courtyard at all!
The rockery demon is gone, the toad is gone, and the two 10,000-year-old bachelors in the yard are gone.
rushed to the door of the Lihuo Hotel in Jiangzhong and looked inside, ants, three-headed snakes, Chen Ya, Du Xiaoling and others were not there!
Even Changlong, who was the gatekeeper, was not there!
Originally, Daha was still a little nervous, thinking that his appearance was seen by others, and it was embarrassing.
But now, he smiled......
"Nobody...... There's no one in the community!hahaha...... Hit me, pups!"
"Don't, don't...... We have something to say...... Ah...... Don't slap ...... face"
Bang bang ...... Knock Knock......
......
When Jiang Li came back, he saw a group of puppies running all over the ground, dragging a penguin with a rope behind him......
The penguin had a blue nose and swollen face, and one wing propped up its chin, allowing the puppies to drag it away.
When Jiang Li saw this, he was immediately happy: "This ...... What's the fuss?"
Jiang Li always knew that this penguin looked cute and cute, but it was actually a black-bellied guy. It's very grudgeful, and there are a lot of small abacus......
Usually this guy doesn't care about pits, and no one minds if he sells cute.
But today, it seems that it is a big loss......
Seeing Jiang Li coming back, Doudou immediately shouted, "Jiang Li, help! This dog is too bullying...... It doesn't make sense. ”
It's a pity that Jiang Li didn't plan to care about this at all.
Anyway, none of them are ordinary creatures, with rough skin and thick flesh, and they are very durable. Since they are all so energetic and really love to toss, then let them be.
However, Jiang Li still underestimated his murderous reputation.
The penguin shouted, and the puppies subconsciously covered the little fur they had left, and then without looking back, the girl ran away.
The penguin was thrown down, and the guy lay on the ground and sighed: "Finally free." ”
Then when the penguin saw that none of them stopped to comfort him, and cared about him, he suddenly became a little unhappy, and muttered in his heart: "These guys are so unrighteous!"