The beginning of the first volume and the first performance of chapter twenty-five
"What's going on?" The kitchen knife was also surprised! Are the little demons so sassy now?
The monster's wound was completely closed, and its body swelled a little more than it had been at the beginning. Sensing that the person in front of him was no threat to him, a presumptuous smile appeared on both faces of the monster.
This is ridicule, the young man is used to being ridiculed and has no feeling, and the kitchen knife is gone: "Dare to look down on my brother, look at my trick Fengming." ”
"Hum. Fang Baiyu's arm was controlled by it and raised high like a statue of a certain goddess, and ripples spread outward from the kitchen knife.
This is a sonic attack, and the big sound Xisheng boy obviously didn't hear a sound, but he still saw the routine of the kitchen knife, because the things around him could "hear" the red and willow green flowers turned into crumbs in an instant, and the tiled houses collapsed one by one as if they had been forcibly demolished.
"Ahh "The monster was also injured by the big move put by the kitchen knife, and all the pores began to bleed, and the flesh on his body fell off piece by piece.
"I can't stand it, right? If you don't give you a little bit of power, you don't know how strong your brother is. The kitchen knife has regained its self-confidence, but it's a pity that a weak chicken came to ruin its interest at this time.
Brother Dao, you quickly collect the supernatural powers, this weak chicken who is ruining the fun is Fang Baiyu, the sound wave is too strong, the boy has already trembled and fell to the ground and sang conquest, the clothes on his body are long gone, Fang Baiyu except for the kitchen knife Everything was shattered by Feng Ming, and what was even more terrifying was that the inside of the body also began to collapse, and the inside "pounced." I don't know how many bones have been broken, and the boy dares to bet that the kitchen knife will die first if he doesn't stop.
"Your incompetent body limits my play. The kitchen knife also sensed Fang Baiyu's situation, and stopped unwillingly, the blade was no longer overflowing ripples, and the sense of disobedience on the young man's body disappeared.
"Whew. The boy was fine, but someone recovered faster than him, and the monster was instantly resurrected, and his body was thicker than just now, and his movements were faster, and he collided with the white feather of the side with both hands and feet.
"I rub. The young man narrowly avoided on one side, but the monster's head of Chunxiang stuck out its tongue again, and the tongue was the same as the hook, Fang Baiyu was kissed by it on the right cheek, and immediately had a deep scratch.
"Mom! The boy jumped up like a cat whose tail had been trampled, and quickly turned his head and fled, "Huhu" behind him. "The sound is in my ears.
Brother Dao rescued me, being chased by monsters all the way, Fang Baiyu could feel the breath of the monster on his neck, and hurriedly asked for help from the kitchen knife.
"If you don't use force, you can't do it, you hang up first, let me think about how to save you. The voice of the kitchen knife was unhurried.
"Ahh "How old is the old mansion of the Zhang family, and the boy and the monster chased and escaped, and soon went around the field.
"Come on, Daddy, Fang Shaoxia, we love you. There was a voice above, Fang Baiyu looked up, there was a rockery, all the living people of the Zhang family gathered on it, the movement of the fight just now was too big, everyone knew that there was a monster, gathered together and retreated here, and now when he saw the young man coming, he immediately spontaneously set off a wave of people, and the mountain cheered for him with a tsunami.
"I love your aunt, I don't have anyone to help. "There are actually a few very beautiful maids among the people who come on, but where does Fang Baiyu still have this mind now, he is running in the marathon all the way, and the monster keeps sticking out his tongue while chasing, the old mansion of the Zhang family is now the same as a pet cemetery, full of dead chickens and dead cats.
The distance between the monster and the boy who was so distracted was still getting closer and closer, Brother Dao saved me, and his ass was added by Chunxiang again, Fang Baiyu really couldn't stand it, and asked for help from the kitchen knife with his mind again.
"Don't be noisy, I want to be quiet. The kitchen knife replied irresponsibly, and then became a silent jackal, no matter how the boy called, he stopped making a sound.
Nima, Brother Dao, you are the same as a trick, the pit father is contagious, Fang Baiyu felt that he might not be able to hold the thigh of the kitchen knife this time, so he could only insert it back into his waist again.
"Daddy can't seem to figure it out, should we help him?" The following scene is a little bloody, afraid of frightening the child Dugu Beifeng asked the two brothers while covering Tao Bao's eyes.
"Father and son are originally birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes, I think we should run away with our little brother quickly, right?"
Dugu Nanfeng is more sober: "After we escape, we can still help my father burn paper." ”
"The second one is right. ”
The big pig's head Dugu Xifeng rarely agrees with the second brother's point of view this time: "Daddy usually says pit dad, I don't understand what it means, now it seems that he has long expected this difficulty, he means that in case of danger, our sons can run away, just dig a pit and bury his body afterwards, father's love is like a mountain, dad is going to sacrifice himself to protect us, so sentiment is worthy of our father, but he can't let his hard work be in vain, pit dad is so happy to decide." ”
After the three little pigs finished discussing, they pulled Tao Bao to hide on the other side of the rockery, and the little boy struggled desperately, but unfortunately he was unable to defeat their strength.
"Paralysis, these three bastards. The young man's ears were super strong, and he heard their words clearly, and the speed of dodging in anger was a beat slower.
"Ouch. "He's slow, but the monster isn't slow, Fang Baiyu's left face was added by it again, and now the two sides are balanced.
The trickster boss is about to show up, and he turned his face with the system before, and the boy didn't want to ask for it, but he couldn't die until he was about to die, so he could only take care of it.
"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. "The trick is still very reliable, it seems to be online 24 hours a day, as soon as Fang Baiyu called it, it appeared, the familiar voiceover sounded again, and the young man's body once again had the feeling of being electrified.
"Whoosh, whoosh. Fang Baiyu's speed instantly increased to two hundred miles, just now it was the monster chasing him, and now it became him circling around the monster, the two-headed monster was stunned by him and stopped, and the two heads kept turning to both sides as if they had taken medicine.
"How is the host thinking about it?do you want to sign a contract with me?" The help of the golden finger was not selfless, Fang Baiyu had just escaped and he began to extort money.
Haha I thought about it, but I still didn't sign the contract, and the boy wanted to cross the river and tear down the bridge.
"That's a pity. The voice of the joke is resentful like Xi Shi, the means are ruthless like a zombie, the feeling of electricity is weakened, and the monster that was already about to be stunned is activated again.
"Huhu, little fresh meat. The two-headed monster pounced excitedly.
Do you want to be so realistic? Fang Baiyu scolded the reality of the system without hesitation and succumbed to reality, I signed a contract.
The feeling of being electrified came again, this time it was high-voltage electricity, and the monster's hand was bounced out and fell to the ground when it touched the boy's body.
Taking advantage of your illness to kill you, Fang Baiyu wanted to go up and make up for it, but unfortunately the trick suppressed him and couldn't move.
"The host has made a wise choice, the freshly baked contract is here, sign it quickly. ”
The white box appeared in his mind again, and it was full of small characters smaller than a grain of sand like the miniature carving, and the young man's eyesight was so strong that he could only see it clearly, what Fang Bai Yu must follow the guidance of the trick, and complete the filming of the comedy of the other world as the king according to the script it provided, if the breaching party Bai Yu has to die a good death and continue to shoot, etc., in short, the overlord clause is as unscrupulous as it is.
Life is like a "snap." "If you can't refuse, then close your eyes and enjoy, anyway, if you want to sign, the teenager is too lazy to entangle, and under the prompt of the system, he condensed his name with his mind at the end of the signature of the contract.
"Okay, the construction period is short and the task is heavy, since the host has signed a contract, let's hurry up and shoot. Fang Baiyu finally offered his knees, and the voice of the joke seemed very excited.
With the sound of the system, the contract in the boy's brain turned into a whiteboard, and a few lines of text were quickly loaded, but Fang Baiyu looked at it as the script of the first episode of the TV series was to love it if he died.
The name is thundering.,After reading the plot, the boy almost vomited blood.,A large wave of zombies is coming.,During which countless opponents want to hurt the protagonist.,The protagonist can choose any one of them to have an extraordinary relationship.。
The script requires Fang Baiyu to kiss the target affectionately, and also to say two lines, one is Do you know that I am waiting for you? The other is that the farthest distance in this world is not life and death, but I am by your side, but you don't know that I love you.
There aren't many lines.,But the additional action is very bad.,When the first line is said, you have to look at the attacker affectionately.,And then pull it over is a kiss.,Then you have to say the second line.,During the period, if the opponent attacks the protagonist, you can only dodge and can't fight back.,Otherwise, you'll have to start over.。
Your mother plays this kind of play, how much insurance did you buy for Lao Tzu?
Fang Baiyu glanced at it and scolded in his heart, that is the opponent is not a tender model, if he is not eliminated, he will scatter and kiss affectionately, do you know if he brushes his teeth or not? What if he has bad breath or bites Lao Tzu?
"Without further ado, let's start acting. The two faces before and after the signing of the system didn't care about the boy's protests at all, and the feeling of powering up pushed him all the way towards the two-headed monster, the monster had just attacked Fang Bai Yu so it was the first target to be selected to play the opponent's play.
I didn't expect the two of us to have a passion play!Fang Baiyu stopped turning in a circle and suddenly leaned over, and the monster took a step back at a loss, saying that he was surprised by such a plot.
I didn't expect it, the boy was about to cry, it's just that this two-headed monster is so disgusting, the key is that it has two heads, which one should he kiss? Xu Yourong definitely can't, kiss Chunxiang Its tongue is so long, what if you stick out your tongue?
Fang Baiyu had no choice at all, the scene he had asked was about to finish with tears, and he tried hard to make an affectionate look at the monster, and the young man began to say his lines: "Do you know that I am waiting for you?"
"Whew. The two-headed monster didn't answer, but its eyes were excited, and both mouths drooled.
"Roar. The monster roared and pounced on Fang Bai Yu, and the boy instinctively wanted to avoid it, but he was controlled by the system and couldn't help himself, so he could only turn to one side and imprint his lips on Haruka's head.
"Smack. The plot reversed too quickly, and the melon-eating crowd on the rockery was very surprised, and Zhang Hanyi excitedly slapped Ji Langzhong next to him.
"What are you doing, what are you hitting me for? "The one who is close to ink is black, and Ji Kang, a good cultural person, was also taken by Fang Baiyu and scolded his mother.