Sister Hong didn't eat that, and hummed. "It's not hard, I've not been in a good mood lately, and it's also a good choice to beat the kids to relax. After all, there's nothing you can't do with a beating child. ”

Jiang Li was speechless......

Sister Hong asked again: "Do you want to go?"

Jiang Li finally struggled and said, "Mom, your son is not an ordinary person now.

I am now a great hero in the entire Eastern Capital, a god-level powerhouse.

Not to mention a household name, but it's no worse than those top stars, so ...... You let me go on a blind date, isn't this too cheap?

If this gets out, I'll lose my face. ”

"It's a bit of a price drop. Sister Hong nodded in understanding.

Jiang Li took advantage of the victory to pursue: "So ......"

"So you're so awesome, why are you still a bachelor?

You're so awesome, you're going to bring me a girlfriend back!

Do you have it? Do you have it? Do you have it?"

Facing Sister Hong's roaring soul triple question, Jiang Li said with a crying voice: "No ......"

"What are you bragging about with me? I will help you decide on the blind date, tomorrow at five o'clock in the afternoon, on the top floor of Longxiang Building, the revolving restaurant.

After lunch, you take the girl to the movies, and if everything goes well, you have a supper.

The other party is still a student, and it is estimated that he has eaten supper, and the university gate is also closed.

Go back and find someone to stuff a cigarette for the doorman, do you know?" Sister Hong admonished.

The matter is already like this, what else can Jiang Li say? He had to nod and say, "Okay, I know." Stuff a cigarette, or the other party won't open the door, right? Actually, Mom, I think that with our ability, we can go over the wall and be done, and the cigarette money can actually be saved. ”

Sister Hong covered her face and roared: "Are you stupid? Are you my son? Can your EQ be higher? What is over the wall? What is the smoke to open the door? Can you comprehend the essence of pickling girls?"

Jiang Li was stunned and said, "What essence? Isn't it just to make the doorman not embarrassed that girl?

Sister Hong snapped her fingers and said, "That's right!"

Jiang Li was stunned......

Sister Hong smiled and said, "You think, in the middle of the night, I can't go back to school." What to do? What to do? What to do?"

Jiang Li's eyes lit up and said, "Open a room for her!"

Sister Hong smiled: "Son, you are finally smart. ”

Jiang Li also smiled and said, "Yes, you've pointed it out here, can I still not understand?"

Don't worry, I will never touch her at night, and establish a glorious and magnificent image of my good man!"

When Sister Hong heard this, she rolled her eyes and squirted wildly: "Glorious uncle, I let you strike while the iron is hot, and take the opportunity to cook raw rice and mature rice, understand? Who the hell still likes honest people these days?"

Jiang Li was dumbfounded...... didn't expect his mother to give him such a ruthless idea, but when he thought of the fact that his father was drugged and put into bed by his mother, Jiang Li couldn't help but secretly congratulate herself that her mother didn't tell him about the drugging......

As a result, I heard Sister Hong hehehe: "If it doesn't work, I will mail you so many big treasures, you can invite her to eat two slices casually...... If you are afraid that the effect of the medicine is not enough, I have a unique secret recipe and will send it to you later. ”

Jiang Li coughed dryly and said, "Mom, don't worry about the blind date, I will definitely go." I still have something to do, hang up first!"

Jiang Li hurriedly hung up the phone, and if he continued to chat, Jiang Li felt that he was going to be broken......

"Jiang Li, I think Auntie's method is good......" At this moment, Qian Mo's voice sounded.

Jiang Li's body stiffened, and when he looked back, he saw Qian Mo stepping on a stool, standing tall, and watching with relish. feelings, everything just now has been seen by this little girl!

Jiang Li raised his hand to give her a violent shiver and said, "Your child's family knows a fart, watch TV." ”

At this time, Jiang Li's WeChat flashed, and Sister Hong sent a message.

"Stinky boy, I forgot to tell you, I introduced you to a little beauty, the most beautiful kind! I know what you want to know, I just traveled around, and then saved a traveling couple. It just so happened that they were also from a corner of Xiaoxiang, and there was a niece who was studying there...... In short, don't worry, she is definitely a good girl from the right path. Sister Hong explained.

Jiang Li rubbed his eyebrows, he never expected that Sister Hong, who drilled the ravines every day, would be able to give him a drama of pulling the marriage line for thousands of miles.

Hei Lian leaned over and said, "Boy...... I think what your mom said would work. Basically guaranteed you **......"

"Fuck off! You guys are solving physiological problems, what I want is a lofty love!" Jiang Li said seriously.

Hei Lian pursed her lips disdainfully and said: "The scum who has never solved the physiological problem, who knows the love of Mao?

If you don't feel safe with the drug, just knock it out and you're done.

Let's choose the best stick, the best stick on the big tree for you.

The essence of a demigod-level demon knocking her on the stick will definitely not disgrace her reputation.

When the time comes, I will let the whole community get out of here, and ensure that no one will know if she screams her throat within a radius of ten miles. ”

Jiang Li was speechless for a while......

At this time, his trouser leg was pulled, Jiang Li looked down, and saw Qian Mo holding his chin with a small hand, like Sherlock Holmes, his big eyes flickered with the light of thinking, and he nodded solemnly and said, "I think the method that Grandpa Hei said is feasible." ”

Jiang Li directly gave her a violent shudder: "You little thing knows a fart, watch TV!"

The little girl covered her head and ran away.

Jiang Li felt that this topic could not be talked about anymore, because if he continued to talk like this, he would be tempted.

This night, Jiang Li didn't sleep, and he stared at the beads all night.

Jiang Li had thought about it a lot, and in his heart, it was not that he hadn't thought about finding a partner.

Thinking of the object, Jiang Li thought of Wu Yangqing, thought of Leona, and even thought of all the beautiful girls around him...... Including Gu Xi, Chen Ya, Du Xiaoling, and even the Western Court Pope he thought about it again.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xuan smiled and said, "If I accept it all, I will also be considered a meritorious person, right?"

Of course, this is just a thought......

However, Jiang Li figured out a little, he was strong, and he was quite handsome, he didn't believe that he would be single for the rest of his life. In this case, there is no need for him to wronged himself, just do whatever he wants. So Jiang Li is prepared that no matter what kind of girl he sees tomorrow, he is not prepared to pretend, what kind of person he is, what kind of person he is, what kind of person he is...... If the other person likes it, just talk about it. If you don't like it, you will break up, which can be regarded as an explanation to his mother.

Early the next morning, Jiang Li got up early, changed into a decent suit, went out to get a haircut, and after the originally slightly long hair was shaved short, the whole person was in a lot of energy.

As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, and Buddha relies on gold, after Jiang Li cleaned up, he stood in front of the mirror again, he was stunned, and rubbed his face again and again and muttered: "Is this still me?"

Not to mention Jiang Li, Hei Lian was also rubbing her eyes there, muttering: "Hell, after you are dressed up as an ugly bastard, you are quite handsome." If I hadn't seen you change with my own eyes, I would have thought I was the wrong person. ”

In fact, Jiang Li and Heilian can't be blamed, although Jiang Li is usually not sloppy, he is definitely too lazy to dress up. Now after combing and dressing up, the hairstyle has changed, and there is no slightly long hair to cover it, revealing delicate facial features, plus because of the fusion with the black lotus, the flesh is deformed, and the skin has become crystal like jade.

and several big battles, which made his temperament change greatly......

His whole person is as if he has been reborn, his eyes are slightly lazy, and there is a kind of small domineering in his laziness, which is not a domineering pretending to be forced, but an absolute self-confidence that everyone else is stupid.

Jiang Li couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and looked at the selfie of squatting out eating barbecue a few days ago, as well as the photos of him taken on the Internet.

In the past, Jiang Li always dressed loosely and casually, and even the photos of several big battles were because of the fighting, his face was covered with dust, or it was stained with the blood of the enemy, and his face in the photos was not particularly clear.

When he eats barbecue, his mouth is full of oil, and he has no image at all.

And the photos of him usually shopping for vegetables don't seem so energetic......

Looking at himself now, Jiang Li said confidently: "I'm Cao, I'm walking in front of the paparazzi now, I guess they won't recognize me, right?"

Heilian said: "I will definitely recognize it, but I need to look closely, if you glance at it, you will definitely not recognize it." ”

Jiang Li was immediately relieved, he was really afraid that he would be recognized as soon as he went out, in that case, there would definitely be no less trouble, after all, he was a celebrity now.

Out of the barber shop, walking on the street, Jiang Li deliberately walked unstoppable, sure enough, all the way over, although some girls would sneak a look at him, but no one recognized his identity, Jiang Li suddenly smiled happily......

However, Jiang Li was still not at ease and found a makeup shop.

As soon as he entered the door, a slightly bewitching female boss walked over, and as soon as he saw Jiang Li, his eyes began to glow.

Jiang Li was a little weak-hearted, and said in his heart, this won't recognize me, right?

Then I heard the female boss laugh and say, "Isn't this a handsome guy Jiang?"

Jiang Li said a little unhappily, "Can you recognize me?"

The female boss covered her mouth and said amorously: "Others may not recognize it, but I do makeup, and I rely on these eyes to eat." I don't just look at the whole picture, a few details are enough. Big handsome guy, don't you want people to recognize you?"

The female boss posted it, Jiang Li didn't have stage fright and let her stick it on her arm, and said in her heart: Anyway, it's taking advantage, who is afraid of whom?!

Sure enough, when the female boss saw Jiang Li being so shameless, she knew that the flirting had failed, so she restrained herself a little and didn't really stick it up, maintaining a distance that everyone was not embarrassed about.

Jiang Li said: "I don't want people to recognize me, let's say, is there a way?"

The female boss pursed her lips and smiled: "Look at what you said, is this looking down on my sister's craftsmanship? ”

Jiang Li said with a smile: "That's not necessarily, I see that my sister has taken off her makeup, and she must still be so beautiful." ”

Jiang Li didn't know what was going on, in the face of this kind of woman who deliberately teased him, he didn't coax it, but could still ridicule it back.

The female boss was stunned for a moment, and then smiled even more fancy, her beautiful eyes flowed, and the peach blossoms rippled, so she almost gave Jiang Li a room card. However, the female boss seemed to be just like this, and she didn't really do anything, just smiled happily: "Oops...... Look at your little mouth, it's like honey. Originally, I planned to put on makeup for you, take a photo and send it to Moments, and advertise.

The strongest man in the world, the peerless god of war, Jiang Li came to our store.

Gee...... I think my shop can be popular. ”

Then his voice changed: "It's not enough for you to be so good at talking, we won't make this money." ”

Jiang Li said: "Thank you." ”

The female boss patted the chair next to her and said, "Sit down, do you want to turn people and animals away, or do you want to attract bees and butterflies?"

Jiang Li said: "How do you explain these two?"

The female boss said: "Literally, an ugly dog doesn't care about you, and a handsome look can make a woman can't close her legs." ”

Jiang Li smiled: "Then you can't close your legs." ”

The female boss glanced at Jiang Li and said: "Brother, it's not me talking about you, with your current status, you really want a woman, beckon, I guess, few can bear it." After all, you're much better than those rich second generations. Moreover, the person is still so handsome...... At least the foundation is good. ”

Jiang Li smiled and didn't speak.

The female boss seemed to understand Jiang Li's mind very well, and she stopped talking nonsense and started work directly.

An hour later, when the makeup was over, Jiang Li looked at himself in the mirror in amazement.

The female boss's craftsmanship is really good, and she also understands Jiang Li's thoughts, she didn't make Jiang Li really handsome, so that the girl couldn't close her legs. Instead, a special method was used to slightly process Jiang Li's already good foundation, magnifying Jiang Li's original advantages and covering up some of the shortcomings, but not all of them. Although there are some flaws, it looks more natural.

After the outline was slightly outlined, although Jiang Li could see his shadow, he swore that this TM was definitely not him!

The female boss smiled: "Don't look at it, this is you." In fact, makeup is the same as telling a lie, all lies will definitely be exposed, but half-truths and half-truths are difficult to distinguish. ”

Jiang Li couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said, "Sister, what do you call it?"

The female boss smiled: "Su Jiu, it is the Su ...... of the Su family, the fur king of Tutai Mountain."

Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, looked back at Su Jiu and asked, "Could you be the Su family?"

Su Jiu grinned, and then said with a flickering big eye: "You guess?"

Jiang Li rolled his eyes, do you still need to guess, this woman has already told him with her eyes. Although she didn't admit it, in this half-truth, Jiang Li felt that it was mostly true.

Jiang Li smiled bitterly: "You ...... How long have you been waiting?"

Su Jiu stroked his hair, looked at Jiang Li with a sad expression, and said, "It didn't take long, it's been half a year, and I've been here since you punched and killed the gods." But your doorman won't let me in...... Later, more and more people came, and I knew that eighty percent of them were out of play. I just opened this shop here to pass the time, but I didn't expect the flowers to bloom, no matter what, but you came...... Ay...... Seriously, it's been a difficult month or so late, and I've lost eight pounds every day smelling the fragrance of your barbecue. ”

pS: 273 is harmonious, I initially estimate that it is because of Erha's baby. The specifics are not clear, and I have applied for unblocking...... It is estimated that it will take two more days to do it. Helpless...... The dogs are all yellow.