Chapter 53 There is a hammer in your hand, and everything is a nail
I don't know if Zhou Shao'an can revitalize the royal family, but the situation in front of him is time to perform by himself. Although I don't know why there are so many nine palace gossip everywhere in this era, these people will not solve it. But what does all this have to do with you?
looked at the people who were revolving around this nine-square grid in front of him, and smiled slightly: "Ahem, are all the Taoist friends busy?"
Everyone had already seen this person who appeared out of nowhere, although he was wearing the official uniform of the imperial court, but no one was birding him. Seeing him take the initiative to say hello, Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't bear to see him end up embarrassed, so he politely replied: "This fellow Daoist, why did you come? â
Seeing Zhang Xiaoyu at close range again, Zhou Shao'an couldn't help jumping in his heart, and really wanted to ask her, how is that woman now? Why didn't she come this time? It's just that all the words came to his mouth, and finally turned into an undetectable sigh.
Putting away the sadness, Zhou Shaoan came to everyone and looked carefully.
Seeing this little official wearing a seven-grade official uniform looking around here, Liu Dahong next to him said angrily: "You turtle, you can understand a hammer, what kind of fun are you making here?" He saw that everyone ignored Zhou Shaoan just now, but Zhang Xiaoyu spoke to Zhou Shaoan alone, a little jealous. Because it is difficult for the junior sister to do it again, she can only say two sour words.
Zhou Shaoan also knew Liu Dahong, and he scolded Jin Renfeng together at the beginning, and he was half a friend, knowing that this person was not bad-hearted, but had a bad mouth.
So he started to play tricks, learning from the image of the master he saw on TV in his previous life, deliberately touched his non-existent beard with his left hand, and then closed his eyes and pinched his right hand for a while, and finally coughed heavily.
After feeling that everyone's eyes were looking at him, he opened his eyes and looked at Liu Dahong deadly, until Liu Dahong was uncomfortable when he was looking at him, and then said violently: "Liu Dahong, you are guilty." â
Liu Dahong was startled by his sudden shout, and subconsciously jumped up and asked, "How do you know that my name is Liu Dahong? Have I seen you?"
Zhou Shaoan held back a smile and continued: "Hehe, of course it's counted." â
looked at Liu Xiaorou, who was also stunned beside him, and continued: "I not only know that your name is Liu Dahong, but I also know that the person standing next to you is your junior sister, called Liu Xiaorou. Moreover, the two of you saw the evil deeds in Yangzhou City a few months ago and did not stop them, and you became righteous people in vain. â
In fact, Zhou Shaoan also knew that they couldn't beat Jin Renfeng at the beginning, so they could only get over it. That's the limit of what they can do. At least Jin Renfeng had scruples and didn't dare to blatantly kill people on the street.
Seeing that Zhou Shao'an had been pretending to be a ghost here, Liu Xiaorou directly pulled out the big knife dragged to the ground behind her back, and pointed at Zhou Shao'an with a knife in one hand: "Who are you? What kind of god are you pretending to be here, what kind of ghost?"
Looking at the two-meter knife on the tip of his nose, Zhou Shao'an couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his head. Why is this woman so domineering? If she doesn't agree with her, she will draw a knife and cut people.
Zhou Shaoan slowly pinched the big knife on the tip of his nose with the two fingers of his right hand, and said to Liu Xiaorou, who was glaring at him: "Eh, woman, do we have something to say? Can you always put down the knife first? It's not right for girls to fight and kill at every turn all day long, you should be reserved and reserved." Do you deserve your name? â
Liu Xiaorou didn't pay attention to Zhou Shao'an's chatter at all, and still said domineeringly: "Don't give the old lady nonsense, don't you tell me how do you know? â
When the other people around saw the situation here, they no longer looked at the nine-square grid over there, but all looked over here.
"Uh, this. Zhou Shao'an saw this situation, and these people didn't plan to persuade them, they were all watching the excitement one by one. Only Zhang Xiaoyu seemed to want to say something, but in the end, he didn't know why he didn't speak again.
Zhou Shaoan helplessly explained: "Okay, okay." I say. I am a practitioner who has been practicing for twenty-five and a half years, and my name is Caisu Bundle. Last time you were in Yangzhou, I happened to be passing by and saw it on the side. It was by mistake that he became an official of the imperial court. â
Only then did Liu Dahong understand that it was a passing casual cultivator who accidentally got his name, so he persuaded the grumpy junior sister: "Okay, junior sister, it's just a loose person." Besides, he is now a member of the imperial court. You're going to make it hard for the owner to do that. Listen to my brother and put the knife away. â
Zhou Shaoan was really eye-opening, but he didn't expect these two people Liu Dahong to look irritable and abnormal, but they were actually a man who was thick on the outside and fine on the inside. And he, a junior sister who should be weak and quiet in every way, is so irritable and domineering, and draws a knife when he doesn't agree.
The world is really full of wonders.
looked at Liu Xiaorou, who had been persuaded by Liu Dahong, and finally slowly took the two-meter-long big knife off his nose. Zhou Shaoan breathed a sigh of relief, and swore to himself in his heart: "In the future, I will resolutely stop being cheap, this kind of woman can't be provoked." In case you run into a ruthless character one day. Then you can really plant it. â
In order to resolve the embarrassment, Zhou Shaoan hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Haha, what are the old people doing looking at this Jiugongge? Why don't you go in?"
Everyone ignored him, and continued to observe and explore around the nine-square grid. Only Xuanchen of the Tianxiang Sect sang a Buddha name: "Amitabha, Taoist friends don't know." According to our speculation, the dragon pattern jade pendant should be behind this formation. It's just that we don't know how to open this mechanism. â
Zhou Shaoan is a little funny, isn't this just a very simple nine-square grid? In his previous life, it was a topic that elementary school students would have. It's just a question to send points, but I didn't expect to stump a large number of Jindan masters in this era, fate, it's really unpredictable.
It's just that so many people are guarding, if you directly untie the formation, take out the dragon pattern jade pendant. When the time comes, they will definitely rob it. Although I am not afraid, but there are so many people, it is not good if something goes wrong. Wouldn't it be better to think of a plan to divert the tigers from the mountain, lure them away, and then come back to get the dragon pattern jade pendant yourself?
A quarter of an hour later, Zhou Shaoan was a little confused. It's a beautiful ideal, but the reality is skinny. I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't figure out how to divert the tiger away from the mountain to divert everyone, after all, people are not stupid.
Just when Zhou Shaoan was entangled, a voice message came from the group.
Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng: "Eshe, you melon skin, are you asking for two things? What are you doing here? Aren't you just going to kill them all? As for struggling here for a long time?"
Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang: "It is worthy of being the first emperor, that is, domineering." It's the same with me. Group leader, you just kill these people. In the future, if you want to unify Kyushu and not kill people, how can you do it? Otherwise, put the Xuanyuan Xia Yu sword rusty?"
Zhou Shaoan thought that they were going to give him advice, but he didn't expect these two people to say this after holding back for a long time? Let's not say if he can kill everyone, even if he can kill himself, is it because of this matter that he has to kill all the people who hinder him?
"Brother Win, Brother Zhu. Let's not mess around, right? Little brother doesn't have the domineering of the two of you. Take a hammer in your hand and see if everything is a nail. It's convenient to smash a hammer, but one day, you'll run into a stone that breaks your hammer and a nail that you can't smash. What's the use of the hammer when it falls?" Zhou Shao'an persuaded the two emperors who had no eyes left.
Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu: "Haha, the group leader said this well." After all this time, you've finally said something to my appetite. Lao Tzu is the stone that breaks your hammer, the nail that can't be broken. â
Tang Gaozong Li Zhi: "@ååĪŠåŪæäļæ°, father, you see that this person speaks at a really high level, and I don't know which emperor it is?"
Tang Taizong Li Shimin: "I know that you slept with your father and my little wife." â
Zetian Great Sage Emperor Wu Cao: "you***, get out of the way." Who's your little wife. It's okay with the two of us. â