Chapter 15 Return to Hangzhou
Peng Ying's father was very measured, and only spanked the buttocks of the three people, and the fleshy places on the legs.
Peng Ying's father and Peng Shanhong looked at the three of them and said angrily: "There will be a next time each person breaks a leg, see if you are still embarrassed?"
"Hehe, don't dare, don't dare" Peng Ming smirked and flattered: "Third uncle, are you tired too?" Peng Ming said and went to the table to pour a cup of tea for Peng Shanhong.
Peng Ying and Peng Qi despised Peng Ming and sat back in their positions, and the three of them had already put all the silver on the ground into their arms when they were fighting.
Xue Luo stepped forward and saluted, "The boy has seen his uncle." ”
Peng Shanhong smiled very boldly: "No need to be polite, haha, these three bastards made the young man laugh." ”
Xueluo hurriedly smiled and said: "The three Peng brothers are really temperamental, it's too late for me to envy." ”
Peng Shanhong suddenly looked at Xueluo's face and said, "Young man, what is your face?"
Xueluo laughed and said: "It's with the three Peng brothers, we don't know each other!"
Peng Shanhong laughed and said: "Don't be surprised, young man, these three bastards have been like this since they were children, and the children in the neighborhood don't dare to play with them." ”
Peng Qi interjected: "Third uncle, this is not right, we don't want to play with them, it's almost the same, they don't beat them, and they will lie down in two blows." ”
Peng Shanhong scolded: "You shut up for me, do you still want to be beaten?"
Peng Qi immediately retracted his neck and stopped talking.
Peng Ying was sitting on the side and didn't speak.
At this time, two more old men came in, one was about the same height as Peng Qi, looked honest and honest, and was wearing a plain coat with a black background, it was Peng Qi's father, Peng Shanshui. Other than that
A smiling look that is a little obscene is Peng Ming's father.
Peng Shanshui sat down without saying a word after coming in, and nodded to the place where the snow fell.
Peng Ming's father, Peng Shanshi, looked at his three nephews and sons with a lewd smile and said, "Why don't you fight?
How many days do you sleep with the pigs in the pigsty?"
Peng Ming laughed out loud and said, "Dad, this is not good, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, if it spreads and says that your son slept with the pig, it would be so ugly." ”
Peng Shanshi stepped forward and slapped his son's head and said, "You still say, look at your stupid appearance, even pigs are smarter than you, look at your second brother's wife, what about yours?"
Peng Ming choked his neck and said, "Aren't you stupid?" every time you hit me on the head, if you are not stupid, you will become stupid, who wants to follow me?"
Peng Shanshi was even more angry when he heard this, and slapped him twice in a row: "You still say that you are a pig." ”
Peng Shanshui looked at it and couldn't help but say, "Okay, okay, maybe you will really be stupid for a while?"
Xueluo went to salute Peng Shanshi again, and then sat down.
Peng Shanshi said: "You three bastards also learn from other people's little brothers, how polite are people? Look at the three of you, one has beaten the grass donkey more than the other." ”
Peng Qidao: "Second uncle, you said that Peng Ming is fine, why do you want to involve me? others can call me a human spirit, you see, we have even deceived our wife for so long." ”
Peng Shanshi said: "You can't get any better! Just that mouth stinks like a pit, and you still say that you are a human being! Big brother is so honest and kind, why did he give birth to you as a donkey?"
Peng Shanshui coughed twice unnaturally when he heard this.
Peng Qi asked rhetorically: "Since you said, Second Uncle, why did my father give birth to me as a donkey, then what is my father? Isn't my father also a donkey? Then my mother is also a donkey? You and my father are two brothers, so aren't you also a donkey?"
Peng Ying and Peng Ming laughed so hard that they almost laughed with tears. Xueluo hurriedly held back and didn't laugh.
Peng Shanshui and Peng Shanhong glared at Peng Shanshi angrily, and the meaning of that look was that you mean this?
Peng Shanshi blushed and said with a thick neck: "What do I mean? I only said that you are as stupid as a donkey." ”
Peng Qi shook his head and said: "Even if I am as stupid as a donkey, it is also passed on to my father! ”
Peng Shanshui scolded: "Shanshi, you still don't shut up, what are you talking to that bastard boy!"
Peng Shanshi sat down indignantly and glared at Peng Qi. The look was like a speech: "You kid wait, I won't beat you to death next time." ”
Peng Qi's chin curled up triumphantly.
Peng Shanhong said with a smile: "It seems that the little brother Xueluo is not shallow in martial arts?
Xueluo clenched his fists and said modestly: "What's the matter! It's just a fluke." ”
Peng Qi shouted: "The left side of his face is the quack that I beat......"
Peng Shanhong glared at him and said, "You still have the face to say, look at the three of you who have been beaten, you are not presentable, you only punch someone and you will laugh crookedly, you are really useless." ”
"Ahem... That's because we were afraid of hurting him, so we let him," Peng Qi said.
Peng Shanhong hated that iron could not become steel and said: "I usually don't have to work, and I still brag when I lose, why are you so thick-skinned!"
Peng Qi seemed to be very shy: "That's what I learned from my second uncle." ”
Xueluo and Peng Shanshi were originally drinking tea, and they all erupted when they heard this.
Peng Shanshi was angry: "You bastard, your third uncle said you, why are you involved with me?
Peng Ying said: "Second uncle, don't pay attention to him, just treat him as a fart?"
Peng Qi scolded back: "You are a fart." ”
Xue is speechless, and these people and words can quarrel. Xueluo basically couldn't interject and chat, just quietly listened to the noise of this family.
It wasn't until an elderly woman came in with food that she fell silent.
Xueluo doesn't know whose mother the Peng family brothers are, anyway, they all call her aunt, what's wrong with her. As soon as they saw an elderly woman, they all came forward and saluted and called their aunt.
In a short time, a large table of dishes was placed in the hall. One of the women scolded in a low voice: "Ming'er, this muddy boy didn't even buy any vegetarian food, it's all meat." ”
The entire hall looked at Peng Ming with strange eyes.
Peng Shanshui said: "It's good to eat meat!
"Come on, come on, let's have a meal," Peng Shanhong beckoned.
Everyone sat down in a circle, and eleven people sat at a large table. During the banquet, Xueluo was anxious to be asked by everyone's questions, so she had to answer them one by one.
"Hun boy, do you really want to go to Suzhou with your little brother?" asked Peng Ying's mother.
Peng Ying stuffed his mouth with food and said: "Well, if you want to go outside, it's annoying to stay at home, don't you know, wouldn't it be better for us to go outside and make money to support ourselves?"
Peng Qi's mother said: "Do you also know how to make money? You are so lazy, just don't let Hanako run back when the time comes." "That's right!" Peng Ming's mother chimed in.
"Mother, you underestimate us too much, don't you? Peng Qi said.
Xueluo smiled and said: "Auntie, don't worry, isn't there still me?" you can't starve the three Peng brothers to anything, not to mention that the three Peng brothers can't go anywhere." ”
The trio nodded in agreement.
Peng Shanshui said: "Little brother, you should also think about it, we are living in seclusion here, and we don't want to ask about those rights and wrongs?"
Xueluo thought about it and nodded.
Peng Shanshui continued: "We are tired of the strife in the martial arts, so we have never appeared in the rivers and lakes at that time, we would rather work hard in this small town by ourselves, not ask about the world, but after watching the three of them grow up, we can't keep them by our side all the time, although you have only known each other for a day, but I look at the little brother's eyes with righteousness, I also believe in the little brother's personality, not those treacherous people, your appearance may be fate, they all believe in you, then I am also relieved that they are leaving." ”
Xueluo stood up and clenched her fists gratefully: "Thank you uncle for your trust! Actually, I didn't want to get involved in the martial arts dispute, but it was only after seeing that tragic tragedy that I changed my original intention!"
Peng Shanshui motioned for him to sit down and said: "The rivers and lakes are a knife, there is a glory that makes oneself famous, and there is also the price of blood
The little brother is very strong, but there are stronger people among them, I hope the little brother will only remember?"
Xueluo nodded in agreement.
Peng Qi's wife, Guo Shi, looked at Peng Qi quietly and said, "I hope you can come back to see our children in seven months." ”
Peng Qi didn't have that scoundrel and said: "I remember, I will definitely come back to see our children then." ”
After the banquet, Xueluo and the Peng family sat in the courtyard chatting and drinking tea.
The moon is bright tonight, it's March 13th, and time flies!
Everyone chatted until late at night before they began to rest.
Xueluo and Peng Ying squeezed into a bed to sleep together, not to mention, Peng Ying's room was tidy and neat, the bed was quite big, and the two of them could still sleep, they all said that fat people were easy to snore when they slept, but Peng Ying slept in a serious and quiet way.
Xuemei stayed at Peng's house for one night. When I get up in the morning and breathe fresh air, I always feel refreshed, and today is a sunny day, and the morning sun is shining on the horizon, and the clouds are shining
The color of red and white is very beautiful, and the birds fly happily on the branches, singing the arrival of the day.
Xueluo got up early and went out, went out for a walk, bought a lot of things, and had everything to eat on the way. I also bought three horses by the way, but unfortunately in this small county, there are few good horses, and Xueluo and the two picked three sturdy jujube red horses as mounts.
When they got all their things and returned to Peng's house, the Peng family was sitting in the hall and ready to eat.
"Why do you buy so many things?" Peng Qi shouted.
Peng Ying said: "If you don't buy more, how can you two foodies have enough to eat?"
Peng Qi thought about it: "That's too. ”
After putting down the things and having breakfast together, several women of the Peng family told them a lot of instructions, and the three brothers of the Peng family nodded perfunctorily.
Then a few people hung their luggage and everything else on their horses.
Before leaving, the three members of the Peng family did not say a word, but just smiled and nodded.
Guo Shi looked at Peng Qi and said: "Remember to die and come back, if you mess with flowers and grass outside, I will abolish you when you come back." ”
Peng Qi hurriedly smiled and said, "Wife, what are you talking about? Don't you know that I love you the most in my life!"
Guo Shi sneered and said, "Then are other people just not as loving as me?"
Peng Qi said: "It's drip, it's drip." Then he woke up and hurriedly said, "No, no... It's other women who are just a piece of in my eyes, right?"
Peng Ying kicked him off the horse and said, "Get out of your, won't my wife be a woman in the future?"
Peng Qi hurriedly climbed on the back of the horse and said, "I didn't say anything about you, why are you so excited?"
Peng Shanshui shouted and waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go, why are you talking so much nonsense, it's almost noon in a while." ”
The Peng brothers saluted each elder respectfully one by one before leaving.
Xueluo sat on the back of a donkey, clenched his fists and said goodbye to the others, and left the town after the three of them.
On the way, I only heard a ghost crying wolf's howl in the sky: "The sister in front of you hey, my brother is singing here, sister, you look back and look at my brother's face, too."
Come and give me a hug.........."
How ugly the voice should be, how obscene and obscene the lyrics should be!
Peng Ying broke off a branch on the side of the road and caught up with Peng Qi, beating and scolding with his head covered in his face: "What the fuck are you singing?
Peng Qi hurriedly dodged and said, "Is it because you don't know how to appreciate you and blame me?" ”
Peng Ming smirked and didn't answer.
When the snow fell, I didn't see it or hear it! I'm really used to the fight of these three brothers, and I'm free of it
The epidemic has increased.
"Yo, there's a rabbit. Peng Ming shouted, and after saying that, he jumped and flew to catch the rabbit. But Peng Ming fought the rabbit empty-handed, and the rabbit ran fast, and when Peng Ming came back with the rabbit's ears, his head and body were covered with grass clippings. Peng Ming smiled and said, "Hehe... Did you have fresh meat or rabbit meat today?"
Xueluo smiled: "At that moment, we will find a place with water to rest." ”
"Okay.." Peng Qi and the two of them laughed and rode out on horseback, wanting to go to the front first to see where there was water.
The four of them rested in a forest, and at the bottom was a small lake with crystal clear water. In the forest, Peng and Qi came back with two pheasants and a hare, which was just enough
Divide and eat.
The four of them joined forces to pluck the feathers on fire, and strung two hares and pheasants on the trunk of a tree and set them on fire. I put the condiments and burned the meat a little burnt.
The three brothers of the Peng family had already drooled. "Okay, no?" Peng Qi urged.
Xueluo said: "Just wait a little longer." ”
The snow fell and wrapped the barbecue work. After the barbecue was taken off the shelves, the three of them rushed to eat it. Xue Luo was quick to grab a rabbit meat in his hand, and let the three of them grab the three.
It's so delicious, my mom! Peng Qiba squeaked and squeaked, chewing and not stopping there**.
Xue Luo smiled and continued to eat the barbecue in his hand. After eating, Peng Qi ripped it open
The voice sang again: "The pride of life... Ate rabbit and chicken...... Ouch.... ”
was knocked with a stick by Peng Ying again. Just wanted to dodge and sing again, Peng Ying chased after him and whipped with a stick.
The snow fell all the way, the faces were full of smiles, when there were friends, it was lively, even if it was in a hurry, it would not be irritable, especially the three living treasures of the Peng family, the three brothers of the Peng family, there was almost no quiet moment.
This journey was very quiet, the snow fell, and there were no more cults and demons. In every town they passed, the three brothers of the Peng family shouted and shouted when they saw this and that.
On this day, when the snow fell, several people rode their horses and stopped, looking at the city in the distance, Hangzhou.
Xueluo seemed to have something touching in his heart, Hunan to Suzhou passed through Zhejiang, so Xueluo came here with three people.
Peng Qi asked, "Where is this?"
Xueluo smiled: "This is in Hangzhou, Zhejiang. ”
Peng Qidao: "Is that the beautiful place you are talking about?" and then looked left and right in the distance and said, "What is a beautiful method? It's not mountains and trees? It's just that there are more ponds." ”
Peng Ying scolded: "You know a fart, this is where our elegant people know how to appreciate." ”
Peng Qi glanced at his mouth and said, "You are still an elegant person, the third brother is like a poet, you don't look like you!"
Peng Ming nodded and laughed twice, indicating that Peng Qi was reasonable.
Peng Ying glared at the two and said, "Don't explain to you two fools." ”
The two of them stretched out their middle fingers and pointed indiscriminately downward.