Chapter 714 Rules
Er Ya said coldly: "I hope your love for my young lady will be treated solemnly, if you are still so frivolous, I will cancel your qualification at any time and send you on your way!"
Buxiu pursed his lips and did not speak.
Er Ya said again: "I'll ask you, are you willing or unwilling?"
Buxiu rolled his eyes and said, "Don't you talk nonsense?
Erya said: "Then you happily agreed?"
Bu Xiu greeted her ancestors for eighteen generations in her heart, and then nodded, the situation is stronger than people, people are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, isn't it just chasing a pig?
Erya said: "Since you agreed, I will tell you the rules!"
Seeing that Bu Xiu was silent, he said again: "You can chase my young lady by all means, chase and fight, and mess around, the more crazy and enthusiastic the better, but you must not be indecent, otherwise you will die a miserable death." Also, in this village, no one is allowed to fly with air, the more honest and ordinary the more real, if you fly with air, without my shot, you will die miserably, so you don't have the mentality of running away, before my young lady agrees, as long as you fly with air, or sneak out of this small village, you will bear the consequences!"
Bu Xiu said in his heart, these people are not only pig spirits, but also drama spirits, and they are addicted to acting, it seems that the people in this mountain village are all living in the play! Since he can't fly with air, how can he escape from here? Do you really want to chase a pig honestly?
Although Bu Xiu found it tricky, he had nothing to do, so he had to nod.
Er Ya said: "That's okay, then from now on, today is the first day, if Miss doesn't agree to marry you in two days, you will wait to die!"
Bu Xiu hurriedly said: "It's been half a day today, can it be counted as a day?"
Erya said: "So you have to hurry up!"
Buxiu said: "You are trying to force me to death!"
Erya smiled: "You can do it yourself, it's too late to quit now!"
Buxiu scolded in his heart: Nima forced!
Jiang Xiaobai and a few people sat on the red carpet and waited for half the night, anxious, and the king of Qiu Ming also helped to be anxious, urging the master of Shao Hall from time to time, in order to facilitate the urging, he specially called the master of Shao Hall to the red carpet, sat beside him, and opened his mouth to urge, which was particularly convenient.
If it were someone else, Master Shao would have been angry a long time ago, like a fly, endlessly, but in the face of King Qiuming, even if there is a fire in his heart, he has to take water to extinguish it, and he replied calmly every time: "King, the flying sword has already flown out, it's useless for you to urge me?"
King Qiu Ming said: "Do you still have a flying sword? ”
Shao Tang Master said: "There is only one flying sword, it is enough!"
King Akina said, "Enough of a fart! Did your pig teammate abandon you?"
Hall Master Shao still said unhurriedly: "Probably not, right?"
As he spoke, a flying sword broke through the air and hung in front of Hall Master Shao.
The spirits of the crowd were lifted.
Shao Tang Master seems to be a chronic man, others are in a hurry, he still unhurriedly took down the flying sword, took out the reply letter from the end of the sword, there were four pages, unfolded to the moon, full of writing, no wonder it took so long to reply.
Jiang Xiaobai and the others were really anxious, and they didn't care about losing their manners, so they all turned their heads over, thinking in their hearts, replying to such a long letter, there must be a huge amount of information, maybe there will be a detailed encounter with Buxiu.
Unexpectedly, the letter read:
"Brother Shao, I look forward to the stars and the moon, you finally wrote to me, I am really happy. It's been three days since you last wrote to me, and these three days have really been like years for me. Now for me, the biggest surprise in the world is nothing more than your flying sword falling in front of me, even if the green mountains cover my distant vision, it can't stop me from missing you. I miss you, in every starry night, every gap in my breath, is the moment I miss you......"
Jiang Xiaobai and others were afraid of missing the key information, so they read it in detail, but after reading it on one page, it was full of these fleshy words, and the affection was lingering, so that they didn't dare to imagine that such an affectionate letter was actually written by a pig.
Master Shao also felt embarrassed, coughed dryly, and turned the second page, but the result was still the same, feeling that this letter could no longer contain the sow's longing.
Turning the third page, it's still the same.
King Qiu Ming was in a hurry, smacked the back of Shao Tang Master's head, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu asked you to write a letter to let you inquire about the news, not to let you fall in love!"
Hall Master Shao looked aggrieved and said, "King, you also saw it when I wrote the letter, I didn't write this! I can't help it if she wants to reply to this!"
King Akina said, "Neither of you is a good thing!"
Hall Master Shao didn't dare to refute, and turned the fourth page again.
The fourth page is still full of writing, and the words of you and me are still in front of it, just when a few people are gradually losing patience, the last few lines of the letter paper are changed: "Oh, by the way, you asked me to inquire about that person, at noon, Miss did bring back a person, whether it was three eyes I don't know, but there was a gap between his eyebrows, I was still wondering at the time! As for his situation, now Miss intends to let him pursue, it depends on his own creation......
King Qiu Ming pointed to the letter and said, "Brother, look at it, is this one with a slit between his eyebrows your friend?"
Jiang Xiaobai's face showed joy, and he nodded: "It should be, it seems that Buxiu is really not dead!"
Feng Yan also took a long breath and said, "Great, it seems that Bu Xiu is still blessed with a great fate, and his life should not be extinguished!"
Charlie said: "And he seems to have been blessed by misfortune, and he has peach blossom luck! The lady still let him pursue it, and I don't have such luck! Buxiu of the dog day has made a fortune!"
King Qiu Ming said: "Fart peach blossom luck, this young lady is a pig demon woman, extremely ugly, meet once, soft for three years!"
Charlie said: "It's okay, Buxiu's taste is relatively heavy, don't say that he has turned into a human form, even if he doesn't transform into a human form, he won't mind." ”
Jiang Xiaobai said: "As long as you live!"
King Qiu Ming looked worried, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed: "Brother, you have to be mentally prepared, don't just think about the good, although your friend is alive now, but he is only temporarily alive, and he will lose his life!"
Jiang Xiaobai frowned, and said, "How do you say this? Didn't that young lady let Bu Xiu pursue him now? As long as Bu Xiu pulled down his face, he should have no worries about his life, right?"
Feng Yan said: "That is, with Buxiu's character, he will definitely be able to pull down his face!"
King Akina shook his head and said, "It seems that you are still too naïve! Do you know why the pig demon woman wants your friends to pursue her?"
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned: "Do you still need a reason for this? It must be love at first sight for Buxiu, right?"
King Qiu Ming looked at Hall Master Shao and said, "Tell them, how many people have pursued the Pig Demon Woman?"
Hall Master Shao looked at Jiang Xiaobai and said, "Countless of them!"
King Akina said, "How many people will survive?"
Shao Tang said: "There is no life left!"
Jiang Xiaobai's face changed, and he looked at King Qiu Ming and said, "Why is this?"
King Qiu Ming sighed and said, " I don't know what's going on with this wild boar ridge, although these pigs are pigs, but since they can turn into human shapes, they are also fairy beasts, not that pigs should be ugly when they turn into human shapes, I have seen a mouse into a fine before, it is really beautiful and moving, so that I want to take a day, but wild boar ridge may not have good feng shui, these pigs turn into human shapes, none of them are good-looking, one is uglier than the other, you also know that once the fairy beast breaks through into a human form, the appearance is fixed at the moment when they break through, ugly is ugly, beauty is beauty, no matter how high the Tao is, it cannot be changed.
These pigs are also self-aware, knowing that they are ugly, and outsiders don't want to see them, so they don't like to communicate with the outside world very much, and they feel very inferior, but since they have turned into human forms, they have people's seven emotions and six desires, which girl doesn't have a spring? Who doesn't want to spend the moon under the moon to love concubines? But they are so ugly, as long as normal people are not blind, who will look down on them? Who will pursue them? Oh, of course, Master Shao is a special case, so over time, the psychology of these women in Wild Boar Ridge began to become deformed, especially the pig demon woman, who wants the wind and the rain, but she can't get the heart of a man, and she stays alone in the empty room every night, and the cucumbers have become pickles, and no one can stand it!
That's why the pig witch will find so many men to pursue her, and also enjoy the feeling of being held by the stars, I guess, then she will think of herself as a fairy-like figure!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "So after they play, they will kill the man?"
King Qiu Ming said: "If the man is useless, he doesn't act really enough, he can't please her, and he will be killed at that time." If men are useful, they can speak well, so that they really have a feeling of love, and it is useless, at most they will live until the wedding night, and the wedding night is when the man dies, after all, they also know that these men are not sincere at all, they are pursuing them in order to survive, and they experience this process!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "In other words, no matter whether Bu Xiu can catch up with the pig demon woman, he is a dead end?"
King Akina said: "It can be understood in this way!"
Jiang Xiaobai looked at Hall Master Shao and said, "Brother, can you tell me the specific location of Buxiu now?"
King Akina exclaimed, "What do you want to do?"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Of course I have to save him!"
King Akina said, "Are you my opponent?"
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned: "No!"
King Qiu Ming said: "You can't even beat me, not to mention that I still have a million people, I don't dare to go to Wild Boar Ridge, a few of you go, it's not enough for people to stuff their teeth, and if you go, you're going to kill yourself!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Then I can't watch my brother die there!"
King Akina said, "Will your brother please a woman?"
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned: "That's what he's best at!"